UK Prank Calls and Phone Windups

Here are some of the more popular services that are called every day in the UK...

Results from the VD clinic!An ex-girlfriend of yours has caught something nasty and has been to the special clinic. Now a doctor from the clinic is calling all her ex-boyfriends to see if they have had any of the symptoms...

Someone has dropped out of a TV show at the last minute and they need a replacement who is game for a laugh. Are you up for it? Have you got clean pants on?

It's a DJ off the local radio station and they are going to be live on the radio in 30 seconds because an ex-partner of victim has called their quiz show and answered three questions right. The victim then has to answer some questions, if they get them right they win a luxury holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please don't swear because it's live..

The victim receives an automated call from the dating agency because someone signed them up and registered a voice message mailbox for them. Their advert has already attracted some messages from likely partners, then the system plays the saucy messages and asks them to record a response...

The victim receives a call from someone angry women looking for a chap called Quentin. She's fairly rude when she's hears its the wrong number. Then when the victim puts the phone down they immediately receive another call from someone looking for Quentin and another and another until they finally get a call from Quentin who is very pissed off that the victim hasn't taken any messages...

The victim receives an automated call from the local phone exchange, their phone number( it's read to them) has been reported as being faulty. They're told that their phone will need to be tested by the local exchange voice calibration system, could they just repeat a few words and phrases...

A quick fire joke that results in multiple calls from the same guy and he is not a happy bunny because he is right in the middle of something. He demands the victim stops calling him...

This wind up plays the victim their own name and the current time. The victim receives a call confirming their 'order' from a dodgy internet site, somehow they have the victims name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to his home in five minutes, unless...

Someone has reported the victims mobile as being stolen and they receive an automated message telling them their mobile will be cut off in five minutes. Arggghhh!!!