Everything You Wanted to Know About Vampires

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*In folklore, the term usually refers to the blood-sucking undead of Eastern European legends, but it is often extended to cover similar legendary creatures in other regions and cultures. Vampire characteristics vary widely between different traditions. Some cultures have stories of non-human vampires, such as animals like bats, dogs, and spiders. Vampirism is the practice of drinking blood from a person/animal. Vampires are said to mainly bite the victim's neck, extracting the blood from the carotid artery. In folklore and popular culture, the term generally refers to a belief that one can gain supernatural powers by drinking human blood.

For most people, vampires are a bunch of shady night stalkers that feed on other people. Oh yeah, and they are generally dead... More than any other characters in horror stories, Vampires prove to be the most intriguing of all, both to their fellow characters and us, the readers and watchers.

*From Wikipedia

Vampire Characteristics 

What to look for...

Is your friend acting kinda funny? Always wanting to play the "Neck Nibbling" game? Have a look at this list, and make the call.
  • They are undead, which somehow means they are actually dead and alive at the same time...
  • They are pale... like Swedes...
  • For some reason, they tend to have pointy chins and ears...
  • They need blood to survive. Yummy.
  • Either sunlight hurts them or they are intensely afraid of melanoma.
  • They can change forms. Usually into bats or other vermin. If it was me, I would change into a T-Rex...
  • Like Cher, they have no reflection.
  • They live in coffins, ergo they do not have claustrophobia.

DVD's about Vampires 

Great stuff from your friends over at Amazon

This list gives you a small taste of what sort of cool Vampire movies there are out there. And yes, they are just that: cool. And informative. So get out there and spur on the Vampire economy! These aren't always instant classics, but hey, it is on Amazon...

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Collector's Set (40 discs)

Amazon Price: $166.99 (as of 12/29/2009) Buy Now

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Vampires in the News 

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Known Vampire Locations in the US 

In case you were worried about where you live

I have taken the liberty of plotting some well known Vampire breeding grounds. If you happen to live in one of these places... well, sorry... If you have seen one in the US, let us know with the comments module.

Vampire Resources on the Web 

When a Squidoo page is just not enough

Vampire-Church
A home for all things vampiric, home for the Vampire Church, Vampire Alliance, Web alliance, Wall of Fears, and The Graveyard of Fears.
The Vampire name generator
A web-based vampire name generator. Suitable for dark or ominous characters of all types, not just the undead.
The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency
Spoof agency responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations from 1868 to 1975.
VampireRave.com
The ultimate vampire directory and resource. We catalog every vampire occurrence throughout history in literature, cinema, and theater.
The Vampire's Vault
A page dedicated to the creatures of the night.
Vampire Junction
Vampire Junction was started in 1991 as a non-profit zine devoted to the promotion of the vampire in fiction, fact and art.
Vampire Cosmetics
Features eyeshadows, dusts, liners, lipsticks, and nail polish.
Sanguinarius.org
Support and information for real vampires, blood drinkers, and vampiric people seeking support, help, guidance, answers, etc.
Vampire Probability Test
A little self-administered quiz that will tell you if you are a Vampire or not.
Vampires in Myth's and History
A historical perspective on Vampires and their origins.
Vampire Realm of Darkness
Vampire information, art, photos and forums. I guess this site is for actual vampires, so you better take that test from earlier.

Books about Vampires 

The latest stuff from Amazon

What better way to prepare for an onslaught of Vampires than to read up on them? Or, if you are a non-believer, why don't you just give these a read anyways. If you are into thrillers or horror stuff or the like, these books usually make for a good time anyways.

The Vampire Diaries: The Return: Nightfall

Amazon Price: $10.52 (as of 12/29/2009) Buy Now
List Price: $17.99

Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, Book 1)

Amazon Price: $8.99 (as of 12/29/2009) Buy Now
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The Vampire Diaries: The Awakening and The Struggle

Amazon Price: $9.99 (as of 12/29/2009) Buy Now
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The Vampire Diaries: The Fury and Dark Reunion

Amazon Price: $9.99 (as of 12/29/2009) Buy Now
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Frostbite (Vampire Academy, Book 2)

Amazon Price: $8.99 (as of 12/29/2009) Buy Now
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How to Kill a Vampire 

And don't assume it's dead and just walk away!

  1. Sunlight hurts them badly. It practically vaporizes them.
  2. Shove a stake through their heart. It could be made of wood or metal or whatever. But for God's sake, make sure that it goes all the way through the heart!
  3. According to one site I looked at, you can cut the head off of a vampire... and then scoop its brain out to make sure it doesn't come back...
  4. Your standard UV Light mounted to an automatic gun looks really cool... and sorta wounds them.
  5. By far, the coolest things are UV liquid filled bursting rounds, which explode in the target's (hopefully a Vampire's) body, spewing the liquid into their bloodstream.

Vampire stuff on eBay 

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