HERE'S WHAT I THINK
Velveeta is REAL Cheese!
Yeah yeah yeah, I know, Velveeta's chemical make-up is like only one molecule away from plastic. So what? It tastes good, it melts better, and has a shelf life of about 50,000 years. Ever try making nachos with blue cheese? That stuffs funky! It's got mold in it..MOLD! Just think of how much worse your wife's nasty ass tuna casserole would be if she tried to make it with brie or some other designer cheese. Velveeta likes you, trust the cheeeeeeeeese!
YOUR TURN!
Velveeta is REAL Cheese!
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byYes, you're right!
GUS says:
Velveeta is a by product of the cheese making process, according to Kraft's website describing it. Its labeled a whey product, I believe they say.
I've heard the one molecule away from plastic saying referring to everything from velveeta to margarine to a klondike bar. Silly arguement there mates. Search molecule structure at Google. Then get back with me.
By the way, Velveeta has much less fat than traditional cheese. It is an acquired taste though, I must admit. I believe they call it a comfort food.
Posted August 11, 2008
KdMac says:
And, of course the dinosaurs will make a comeback. It's, like, common knowledge. And then, aliens will come from Mars to drink the brains of cows. I mean, how obvious is that?
Posted May 07, 2008
Mobiiart says:
I don't know the exact chemical formula (afraid to look). Yeah, after you open it, you need to put it in the refer, but until then, it will last until the dinosaurs make a come back.
Posted April 23, 2008
keith says:
DO u have to refrigrate it?
Posted April 19, 2008
KdMac says:
What is the chemical formula for Velveeta cheese? Just wondering. Random-ness!!! Woo!
Posted April 17, 2008
Mobiiart says:
Dear Mr.Sits, or Mrs.Its, You are right. I have corrected this most grievous of errors, and promise to use spell check during all future rants. Thanks!
Posted February 16, 2008
imstrategy says:
Cheddar burgers kick ass, but other than that, I have to go with the Velveeta. But mozzarella and Parmasian cheese rule in Italian food of course.
Posted February 15, 2008
Jinx says:
I trust Velveeta about as far as I trust the Government.....no wait, I trust the cheese more than the Government. Ok, you win!
Posted February 15, 2008
flickaholic says:
It tastes good, so I give it a thumbs up.
Posted February 15, 2008
No way, Monkeybrain!
Vaughn says:
Velveeta used to be real cheese. I was basically processed from the leftover trimmings of cheeses like cheddar, swiss, colby and others. This allowed Kraft to have very little wasted cheese. I know the formulation has changed since my days in Urbana, but it is not the same product today.
Posted July 17, 2008
Reg_Brittain says:
Velveeta is sooooooooooooooooo not REAL cheese. That said, Velveeta & Shells (with crushed red pepper) is quite delish!
Posted March 07, 2008
ideasbymarz says:
No way Velveeta is good but it's not cheese. Kraft singles now that's CHEESE
Posted March 06, 2008
jeffwend says:
My wife grew up on Velvetta, I prefer organic cheese. This can make me look like a bit of a food snob at family gatherings.
I gotta say that Velveeta does taste good, but man it can't be good for you.
Posted March 05, 2008
Mrsits says:
It's brie, not brea, smarty.
Posted February 16, 2008
ShadyIggy says:
Get real douche bag. The fact that it doesn't have to be stored in a refrigerator should give you some hint.
Posted February 15, 2008
gr33dy says:
I think to be real it has to be listed in some French or Belgian "who's who" book or something, with a 5 mold rating.
Posted February 15, 2008
gaijin1 says:
You are obviously smoking it, rather than eating it. The stuff is one step away from playdough. but I agree that it does melt better on nachos.
Posted February 15, 2008
The Perfect Cheese Commercial
Velveeta Commercial 1
The original Velveeta commercial. One of the best Team MOJO videos to date.
Runtime: 1:00
827 views
1 Comments:
Velveeta takes over Thailand
This is a photo of my cutie babe daughter (Palmy), and what could possibly be the first block of Velveeta to ever come to Thailand. A tasty snack? Or, the first wave of a devastating cheese invasion? You decide.
* The tasty snack I was referring to was the cheese, NOT my daughter, so get that thought out of yer head right now Romeo!
Velveeta Recipes
Velveeta Creative Cooking
Amazon Price: (as of 10/16/2008)
Velveeta Recipes: Favorite Brand Name Recipes For People Who Eat Food
Amazon Price: (as of 10/16/2008)
Quick Cooking With Velveeta Process Cheese Spread (Jan. 1991, Special Edition)
Amazon Price: (as of 10/16/2008)
