IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
Let's face it. When we develop a web presence we want people to flock to our sites and buy our products. It is the reason we are online in the 1st place.
Some of us do a great job of selling to the public without making them uncomfortable. The majority; however, don't do as good a job. I know that the most traffic on my lenses and websites are on those that I am not actually selling a thing. Why won't people just visit my other lenses and buy something.
Well they don't know me. So here is a side of me that my friends and family know and love, but the general public does not. It is my wierd humerous side, and I am going to kick my own butt.This lens is all about making fun of me. SO DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. My friends and family don't so you shouldn't either.
I have to say right off the bat that when it comes to my work, I am a narcissist. I know that they are not the best online, but darn it people should be coming to them anyway and buying from them because it is me.
Here you will find the top 10 reasons why I am so great and that you should go to all of my lenses and purchase, purchase, purchase.
ENJOY!!!
(THE VIEWS IN THIS LENS DOES NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF MANAGMENT, SO DON'T HOLD SQUIDOO OR ANYONE ELSE ACCOUNTABLE. THEY ARE MY OWN BIASED OPINON OF MY GREAT SELF AND WHY EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BELIEVE I AM AS GREAT AS I SAY I AM).
IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE MY 10 REASONS, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD WRITER. THIS LENS HAS BEEN WRITTEN ALL IN FUN, AND MAKING FUN OF MYSELF. NEVER TAKE ME TOO SERIOUSLY.
Some of us do a great job of selling to the public without making them uncomfortable. The majority; however, don't do as good a job. I know that the most traffic on my lenses and websites are on those that I am not actually selling a thing. Why won't people just visit my other lenses and buy something.
Well they don't know me. So here is a side of me that my friends and family know and love, but the general public does not. It is my wierd humerous side, and I am going to kick my own butt.This lens is all about making fun of me. SO DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. My friends and family don't so you shouldn't either.
I have to say right off the bat that when it comes to my work, I am a narcissist. I know that they are not the best online, but darn it people should be coming to them anyway and buying from them because it is me.
Here you will find the top 10 reasons why I am so great and that you should go to all of my lenses and purchase, purchase, purchase.
ENJOY!!!
(THE VIEWS IN THIS LENS DOES NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF MANAGMENT, SO DON'T HOLD SQUIDOO OR ANYONE ELSE ACCOUNTABLE. THEY ARE MY OWN BIASED OPINON OF MY GREAT SELF AND WHY EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BELIEVE I AM AS GREAT AS I SAY I AM).
IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE MY 10 REASONS, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD WRITER. THIS LENS HAS BEEN WRITTEN ALL IN FUN, AND MAKING FUN OF MYSELF. NEVER TAKE ME TOO SERIOUSLY.
WORK LESS VACATION MORE
Here is my blog on showing people how to take vacations at lower prices. I also hope people will see that I do love to travel as well, and I am not trying to sell them a vacation, but on the love of traveling.
God made this wonderful world and we should see every part of it in our short lifetime.
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I have never been accused of being tactful or subtle. It just isn't me. So often, I do open my mouth and speak before thinking. However, when I am writing I do take the time to speak from my heart. So when I say I believe in something it isn't just a sales tactic. It is the truth.
Yes, I am gulty of using sales tactics, gimmicks, tricks of the trade to get you to view my lenses and visit my websites. I want to make money on the internet, but most of all I am here to increase my writing skills and web presence so when I do finally publish a story, an article in a magazine or publish a cookbook on chocolate people will already have a sense of who I am.
The only way you can tell who I am and what interests me is to view my lenses and blogs. Look past the sales pitches. I am in there hiding waiting to be discovered.
Yes, I am gulty of using sales tactics, gimmicks, tricks of the trade to get you to view my lenses and visit my websites. I want to make money on the internet, but most of all I am here to increase my writing skills and web presence so when I do finally publish a story, an article in a magazine or publish a cookbook on chocolate people will already have a sense of who I am.
The only way you can tell who I am and what interests me is to view my lenses and blogs. Look past the sales pitches. I am in there hiding waiting to be discovered.
REASON #10 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
Everyone should visit my lenses to see the average josephine, I mean pro in action, so they can try to make lenses as good as mine.
REASON #9 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
I can't quit my night job. I rated the lens G, so I can't really discuss the details, but it involves one of those 1-900 numbers. But with the economy being as bad as it is, nobody is spending money on that either.
OH MY GOODNESS. You thought I was talking about, you know; you know who you are, you were. Shame on you. I was talking about the health benefits of dark chocolate.
OH MY GOODNESS. You thought I was talking about, you know; you know who you are, you were. Shame on you. I was talking about the health benefits of dark chocolate.
FIDO AND FUZZ
My Grandchildren
Here is a shameless promotion of my grandchildren's youtube video. I believe they did a great job, and I want everyone to vote for them.
DECADENT CHOCOLATE
My passion is chocolate. I hope you will enjoy the wonderful recipes here, and at the end of the summer I plan to post my list of chocolate desserts and wine pairings that I created. We'll see.
I am always harping on the fact that I am in a rut. So the wine and chocolate pairings, and hopefully a successful wine party at the end of June will be a demonstration that I am not all that boring.
God loves us and intends for us to enjoy our lives. Give to him 1st and he will bless you abundantly.
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I need a fix. A money fix. I earned $53.00 dollars in one day in commissions. That one day sent me over the edge. I spruced everything up and got gold fever. I need that precious, so precious commodity. Precious, is gone. Help me find precious.
SPEAKING FROM THE SEAT OF MY PANTS
Hey, these are some big pants. Working from home, and from my chair all day has just made it that much bigger. If my commissions would just grow that fast. Oh well, at least I have something to show for my efforts.
I hope you are enjoying my wierd sense of humor here. While I am making fun of myself, I do want everyone to know that I really enjoy this forum. I can get on and express my thoughts and plug into a great bunch of people. I have viewed others lenses, and believe Squidoo to be a great place to begin your own web presence.
While you are laughing with me, and I hope you are laughing. I am somewhat funny, and my family laughs at my words all the time, but I believe they are just lauging at me, but that's another story. I hope you also get to know me.
I love the things I promote on the internet. If I didn't love to travel, or chocolate, or believe that getting healthy by using a product, I wouldn't promote it. I use everything I sell.
Again, I hope you are enjoying this lens. Drop me a line. I will check out your own work. God bless you all.
I hope you are enjoying my wierd sense of humor here. While I am making fun of myself, I do want everyone to know that I really enjoy this forum. I can get on and express my thoughts and plug into a great bunch of people. I have viewed others lenses, and believe Squidoo to be a great place to begin your own web presence.
While you are laughing with me, and I hope you are laughing. I am somewhat funny, and my family laughs at my words all the time, but I believe they are just lauging at me, but that's another story. I hope you also get to know me.
I love the things I promote on the internet. If I didn't love to travel, or chocolate, or believe that getting healthy by using a product, I wouldn't promote it. I use everything I sell.
Again, I hope you are enjoying this lens. Drop me a line. I will check out your own work. God bless you all.
REASON #7 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
I know people. My people know people. My people's people have people. We know where you live. I'll follow you to work.Your husband/wife and children aren't safe. I even know where you buy groceries. . . hey the next time you're at the store would you pick me up a bottle of dishwashing liquid. I'm out. I'll pay you when I see you next week.
Thanks a bunch.
Thanks a bunch.
S AND J SHEEP RANCH
For those who know me, they certainly can't believe I live on a farm. Yet here I am surrounded by animals. This blog is for my husband, Steve. If you need some sheep just leave me a comment. We have a lot to sell.
I was born in a large city and naively thought living on a farm would be cool. Someone shoot me now! After 29 years and working with pigs, cows, goats, chickens and now sheep, I can truly say I am a farmer, but please help me get to the beach. I have had enough animal smell.
Fetching RSS feed... please stand byREASON #6 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
We are running out of farm subsidies. The government owes us money because we can't feed ourselves and the sheep as well. THE SHEEP HAVE TO EAT FIRST YOU KNOW, SO WE CAN MAKE A LIVING. Government supplemental income is drying up.
REASON #5 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
For a limited time only!!! Hurry!! Act Now!!
The 1st 20 customers who spend $700.00 on products I will send you a box of my hand made decadent chocolate truffles. I just made a new batch. The deep dark luscious dessert satisfies the sweet toothThe scrumptous morsels are filled with the finest chocolates, liquers and vanilla for that one of a kind taste, with just a hint of cayenned to give it that one of a kind taste. They melt in your mouth.
HEY IF BRIBERY WORKS
The 1st 20 customers who spend $700.00 on products I will send you a box of my hand made decadent chocolate truffles. I just made a new batch. The deep dark luscious dessert satisfies the sweet toothThe scrumptous morsels are filled with the finest chocolates, liquers and vanilla for that one of a kind taste, with just a hint of cayenned to give it that one of a kind taste. They melt in your mouth.
HEY IF BRIBERY WORKS
REASON #4 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
I didn't want to say it, but my son, Tim needs an operation. Tiny Tim is crippled in one leg. Mr. Scrooge, my boss, won't raise my salary and it doesn't look good for the lad. It's so cold here in our little apartment, with 3 children and not enough to eat, no money to buy coal for the furnace and to top it off It is Christmas time and. . . . . . . . . . . . . Drats! You've heard this story before. I knew I should have gone with something original.
CHOCOLATE 2 A T
Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Price: 19.99 
Decadent Chocolate Wall Calendar
Price: 19.99
Chocolate Truffles Tote Bag
Price: 17.99
REASON #3 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
The retirement income has all dried up. We had to spend it on. . Oh wait, that bank account has always been empty.
Please buy from me. I am on my knees. I humbly beg you to go to my lenses, anything. I beg you. I will not cry, I will not cry. Who am I kidding, I am groveling. . .
Please buy from me. I am on my knees. I humbly beg you to go to my lenses, anything. I beg you. I will not cry, I will not cry. Who am I kidding, I am groveling. . .
REASON #2 WHY YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
Wine, I need more wine. I am barely sober as we speak. I need extra cash to buy my favorite raspberry wine. Don't talk to me about rehab. Nope. I like looking at the world this way.
That sweet nectar from the vine is just what I need. Wine makes me a much sleepier person. Forget the money just send. . . ZZZZZ
That sweet nectar from the vine is just what I need. Wine makes me a much sleepier person. Forget the money just send. . . ZZZZZ
BE A BEACH BUM
DON'T TAKE YOURSELF, OR ME, TOO SERIOUSLY
I hope you enjoy this lens. I had fun making it, just poking fun at myself keeps me in perspective. I realize everyday that God has a sense of humor and her certainly had a great one 47 years ago when I was born.
He gave me the gift of love of life, laughter, and looking at the world through my own rose colored glasses, which isn't a bad thing. So don't take yourself too seriously. Love people. Live life with some fun in it and always give God bless.
He gave me the gift of love of life, laughter, and looking at the world through my own rose colored glasses, which isn't a bad thing. So don't take yourself too seriously. Love people. Live life with some fun in it and always give God bless.
THE #1 REASON YOU SHOULD VISIT MY LENSES
WAIT!. Forget about the retirement income. And since my grandfather bought a swamp instead of Pawleys Island when he had the chance I have to buy my own beach property. I have my eye on a condo at Tybee Island.
I need all you suckers, oops I mean loyal friends, family, customers to get on my lenses and buy stuff, click on the adsense ads; BUY, BUY, BUY!!
If you make me enough money, I may let you rent the condo for a week at triple the regular price.
I need all you suckers, oops I mean loyal friends, family, customers to get on my lenses and buy stuff, click on the adsense ads; BUY, BUY, BUY!!
If you make me enough money, I may let you rent the condo for a week at triple the regular price.
THINGS I ENJOY
I love traveling, chocolate, wine and writing. Not necessarily in that order, and sometimes I do all 4 at once. Get out and enjoy your life. God is in the little things.
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- jgelien jgelien Oct 25, 2009 @ 12:07 am
- This is really funny. You have a good sense of humor. 5 Stars.
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I am a writer, professor of writing, a lover of chocolate, the beach and a life adventurer.
My lifelong dream is to be a published author.
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My lifelong dream is to be a published author.
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