Vote Peanut for President 2008!
It's time for a new type of candidate!
Forget the Democrats: Hillary, Obama, Edwards? Ugh! The only decision there is who is whiny, whinier and whiniest...
Forget the republicans: Giuliani, Huckabee, McCain, Paul, Romney? Double UGH! For double the candidates... the decision here who is; which most like to die in office, bore us to death, how long can you grandstand on one event or issue and which one the crazier lunatic.
But there is another choice! The newly formed Pet Party! Offers a choice of warm fuzzy candidates with proven track records and credentials, not just superficial silliness!
Vote for Peanut!
It is time for a new face in Washington!
It is time for a furry face in Washington!
Vote for Peanut Underfoot 2008! A candidate you can cuddle!
Prosperity, Peace and Purrs
Peanut For President 2008 We can change America!!
Peanut For President 2008 Prosperity, Peace and Purrs
That's right if you want Prosperity for America, VOTE for Peanut!
In America a black cat crossing your path is said to be bad luck, but in much of world a black cat in the house considered good luck! So lets put a black cat in the White House and we can bring good luck and prosperity to the whole nation!
If you want Peace and Prosperity for Everyone, VOTE for Peanut in 2008!
That's right if you want Prosperity for America, VOTE for Peanut!
In America a black cat crossing your path is said to be bad luck, but in much of world a black cat in the house considered good luck! So lets put a black cat in the White House and we can bring good luck and prosperity to the whole nation!
If you want Peace and Prosperity for Everyone, VOTE for Peanut in 2008!
Who is leading the running for your vote?
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Vote Indie!
"Put a bitch in charge!"2 points
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Vote Peanut!
Prosperity, Peace and Purrs2 points
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Vote Bonobo!
"I want to make love,not war!"1 point
created by DustyLeaf
Who is Peanut Underfoot?
The cat who ran for President!
Hello! I'm Peanut Underfoot! I'm just an ordinary old moggy cat! And I'm running for President of the United States of America, because I think I can do a better job than the other candidates!
I know everybody and their brother has thrown their hat into the Presidential Ring, but I'm asking you to give me some thought.
Take a good look at the current candidates; are these really the best choices in the land? If so why did they start campaigning over a year ago with almost a year to go? Yes, by November they will have been campaigning for two years for a four year job! Absurd!
Their campaign tactics are down right annoying! How many times has your phone been tied up by some stupid recording trying to convince you to vote one of those other candidates! If an ordinary person called you that many times it would be considered harassment!
I promise no campaigner of mine will call anyone and ask them to vote for me! I believe even humans are capable of deciding who they like and who they don't like!
I promise the only fund raising I will do is through my Café Press Shop! Corporations can buy all the merchandise they want but I won't know who they are so I can't be swayed by their patronage!
I don't want to run a negative campaign but these humans running, seem to lack character and personality, certainly some of them have experience and credentials but isn't there more to the job than the credits on their resumes? Shouldn't they inspire people? Or at the very least couldn't they not be so corpse like? I mean they're great for the sleep deprived in America just a few sentences and you too will be taking a nice cat nap! I'm just not sure this is such a good trait for someone who wants to run the country.
What I lack in experience I more than make up for in heart. I'm good with people of all persuasions; no one can resist my charm. I am confident I can improve our relations with everyone. In event diplomacy fails I will take decisive action; I purr loud but I have sharp teeth and I will use them. The veterinarian will vouch for that.
I know everybody and their brother has thrown their hat into the Presidential Ring, but I'm asking you to give me some thought.
Take a good look at the current candidates; are these really the best choices in the land? If so why did they start campaigning over a year ago with almost a year to go? Yes, by November they will have been campaigning for two years for a four year job! Absurd!
Their campaign tactics are down right annoying! How many times has your phone been tied up by some stupid recording trying to convince you to vote one of those other candidates! If an ordinary person called you that many times it would be considered harassment!
I promise no campaigner of mine will call anyone and ask them to vote for me! I believe even humans are capable of deciding who they like and who they don't like!
I promise the only fund raising I will do is through my Café Press Shop! Corporations can buy all the merchandise they want but I won't know who they are so I can't be swayed by their patronage!
I don't want to run a negative campaign but these humans running, seem to lack character and personality, certainly some of them have experience and credentials but isn't there more to the job than the credits on their resumes? Shouldn't they inspire people? Or at the very least couldn't they not be so corpse like? I mean they're great for the sleep deprived in America just a few sentences and you too will be taking a nice cat nap! I'm just not sure this is such a good trait for someone who wants to run the country.
What I lack in experience I more than make up for in heart. I'm good with people of all persuasions; no one can resist my charm. I am confident I can improve our relations with everyone. In event diplomacy fails I will take decisive action; I purr loud but I have sharp teeth and I will use them. The veterinarian will vouch for that.
Campaign Platform: Prosperity, Peace and Purrs
Where does Peanut Underfoot stand on the issues that concern you?
The major issues that face all Citizens of the United States! Other candidates dodge them for fear do offending anyone, but not Peanut Underfoot !!
Where does Peanut stand?
Where does Peanut stand?
- The Economy: There should be tuna in every dish, and a kitty condo in every home!
- Healthcare: Every kitten should have a vet to bite!
- Gun Control: Squirt guns should be strictly controlled. Keep our kittens safe and dry!
- Immigration: All dogs without, and with, proper documentation will be deported immediately. There is no room in this county for vicious characters like dogs. If something isn't done the whole county will be over run with slobbering, tail-wagging canine moochers!
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- Squiggles Squiggles Jan 11, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
- Go Peanut! Go! You'll be the best President ever!!!
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