Favorite Quotes from "Psych" from Watch Psych Full Episodes Online

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Psych airs on Friday nights at 10PM ET/PT on the USA Network. You owe it to yourself to check it out because the third season looks like it will be as good, if not better, than the second. What is your favorite Psych quote? I'm asking becuase I am thinking about a highschool senior quote, and it'd be great to use a Psych quote, so whats your favorite?

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    your grandma your grandma Apr 3, 2009 @ 5:14 pm | in reply to your mom
    loll that is a good onee!!
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    your mom your mom Feb 26, 2009 @ 10:20 pm | in reply to wassup
    Dude that is the friggen funniest quote. I also love this one: Gus's secretary: "There's a leiutenant Crunch here for you." Gus: "leiutenant Crunch?" Shawn:"Actually I was just promoted. It's Caption Crunch now.

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    Amber AKA Lassie's Pineapple Amber AKA Lassie's Pineapple Jan 29, 2009 @ 9:18 pm
    Last one- I promise!

    (Talking about Lassie's *horrible* date)
    Jules- Please tell me you did not draw a diagram of the bullet holes.
    Lassie- There were crayons on the on the table. What was I supposed to do?

    OK- Last one!

    Shawn- Collecting money for the policeman's balls?
    Lassie- We don't have balls
    (awkward pause)
    Shawn- I have absolutely no response to that.
    Lassie- Might I remind you Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation?
    Shawn- Uhh... the case gets solved?

    Last one (I'm trying to waste my characters left)

    Lassie-Uh, hola. Me llamo Inspector Carlton Lassiter. Me gusta queso. (Hello. My name is Detective Carlton Lassiter. I like cheese)

    Shawn: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

    THE END (YAY!)
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    Amber AKA Lassie's Pineapple Amber AKA Lassie's Pineapple Jan 29, 2009 @ 9:06 pm
    Lassie- Give me the victim's name
    Shawn- Shabby
    Lassie- Shabby. Is that a street name?
    Gus- It's more of a given name
    Lassie- Last name
    Gus- He doesn't have one
    Lassie- Do not play with me
    Shawn- Can I spel it?
    Lassie- I don't care
    Shawn- THE SEA LIO...N
    Lassie- Thesealion. What is that? French?
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    Amber AKA Lassie's Pineapple Amber AKA Lassie's Pineapple Jan 29, 2009 @ 8:58 pm
    Vick- It has come to my attention, Detective, that you've discharged your weapon in the last four cases you've worked
    Lassie- Thank you
    VIck- That wasn't a compliment
    Lassie- I'm just trying to keep the streets safe
    Vick- The last incident was at a cat show
    Lassie-Well let me go on record as saying that I would never shoot a cat.
    Vick- Well I guess I could find some solace in that
    Lassie- Unless it was approaching in a threatening manner... or refused to stop on my command. I would probably just fire a warning shot to make my point, but that's really a field decision. I can't commit to it at this junction.
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    wassup wassup Jan 25, 2009 @ 3:30 pm
    "It got staked.Stooken? Staked. It got staked" - Shawn
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    sara sara Jan 24, 2009 @ 10:07 pm
    "...the weird kid down the street who eats nothing but mayo on saltines?"
    -shawn
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    lola lola Jan 17, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
    i'm no ones pawn shawn, im a queen!!.. -Gus

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