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Marge and Homer Simpson, and their two amazing children Lisa and Bart Simpson, are one of Americas favorite families!  Whether you like to watch the simpsons online, want a copy of The Simpsons Movie, or you collect Simpsons items... we've got it all right here.

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15 Sayings of His Eminence - Homer Simpson 

by Aazdak Alisimo

They say the words of a great sage make you stop and reflect upon both them and your life. Can there be any doubt that the words of one Homer J. Simpson meet this test? Just consider the following if you have any doubts whatsoever.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.

Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

About the Author:
Aazdak Alisimo absolutely loves the Simpsons and any source of funny quotes, which he collects for FunnyQuotesDaily.com. You are welcome to reprint this article - but get your own unique content version here.

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Homer Simpson - Doh! 

Homer Simpson - Gimme More (Donuts)

Scene of homer's hell punishment when he sold his soul for a donut (with a little music lol).

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Bart Simpson 

BART SIMPSONS VOICE IS A LADIE!!!!

Barts Voicer is a WOMEN!!!! Respond to the video with your own bart voices!!!

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Simpson Collectibles 

Do you collect The Simpsons stuff? I came across some rare memorabilia and collectors treasures from The Simpsons - check it out!

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