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Wearable Wares is a shop full of funny t-shirts featuring bizarre, absurd, and often non-sequitur humor paired with other, more readily accessable to the masses humor. Tees to make them laugh, to make them furrow their brow, to make them look twice. Maybe even three times.

 

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funny stick figure and phrase t-shirt designs

Like sketchy, stick figure comics and cartoons? Have a weird or bizarre sense of humor? Looking for a funny t-shirt to make friends and family laugh? We feature humorous designs with a strange sense of humor on tees and other styles of shirts. They make great gifts for others, or just for yourself!

Do You Like My Viking Helmet? White T-Shirt

Our #1 selling t-shirt! A stick figure sporting a viking helmet with horns is some funny business. Why? Why not!?! This tee will bring a smile to the face of the gloomiest viewer.

He s wearing a horned viking helmet and is ready for all the pillaging he can handle! He s looking for approval though. Do you like his hat? This funny original t-shirt design is available here only!

White T-Shirt

Price: 22.99

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Apples and Oranges Ash Grey T-Shirt

It's a cliche to say "it's like comparing apples and oranges." Yea, well apples and oranges don't like to be compared. In fact, they just don't get along all that well. This t-shirt is one of our best sellers. There's good humor in angry fruit!

Apples and oranges do NOT like to be compared. In fact, they just don't get along period! This origninal, unique, funny cartoon t-shirt design is available exclusively here at Wearable Wares!

Light T-Shirt

Price: 22.99

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leet is dead Dark T-Shirt

A perfect geeky anti-geek t-shirt - 1337 15 d34d (or, for those who don't know what that means - "leet is dead").

Tell all those h4xxx0rz where they can stick their l33t. Leet is dead, and all those who knew what "1337" meant when they saw it either know it, or SHOULD know it. Geek t-shirt extraordinaire.

Dark T-Shirt

Price: 26.99

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Sad Monkey Bomb Squad Ringer T

Poor sad monkey, he never gets a break. For this t-shirt design, sad monkey is working on the bomb squad, and has to poke at time bombs with a stick. Poor sad monkey. This funny tee will make a great gift!

Poor sad monkey never gets a break. In this funny original cartoon t-shirt design, sad monkey is working on the bomb squad, poking bombs with a stick. Not a job any of us would like. Poor sad monkey!

Ringer T

Price: 22.99

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Hot Star Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

One of our oldest designs, and one of our hottest sellers (no pun intended... nope, that's a lie... totally intended...)! So do you get it? Stars are made of burning gas... and they're hot. Now do you get it? A funny t-shirt with a bit of cute to go right along with it!

Are you hot? Are you a star? This shirt is definitely for you. This unique, original t-shirt design is available exclusively here! A winking star can make anybody smile. For all the hotties & cuties!

Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Price: 24.99

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"I Have Gas" Star Infant Bodysuit

Have a gassy baby? The star has gas too. Or perhaps it's worth noting that stars are MADE of gas...

Are you a little gassy? This star is... get it? This unique, original design makes a great gag gift! Bibs and baby tees are also available.

Price: 15.99

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I Have A BEARD Organic Cotton Tee

Do you have a beard? Do you know somebody who has a beard? I have a beard. So does this guy. Beard pride!!!

This funny original cartoon t-shirt design is for all those men who take pride in having a beard! Show the world that you love having facial hair. Beard pride!

Price: 24.99

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My Work Here Is Done White T-Shirt

At the end of the day, don't we all want to drive off into the sunset on a moped wearing a cape and a viking helmet? No? Maybe that's just me.

A stick figure, possibly insane, rides off on his moped, wearing a viking horn helmet and a cape. Work is done, time to move on. A funny original cartoon t-shirt design exclusive to Wearable Wares!

Price: 22.99

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It's Not Gold Ringer T

Everybody assumes there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Well, sometimes there is indeed a pot, but what KIND of pot is questionable, and just what is perhaps floating in that pot, is probably not worth mentioning.

Most rainbows do, in fact, end at a pot, but not necessarily of gold. And not necessarily a big black cauldron either. This funny original t-shirt design is great humor with a quick impact!

Price: 22.99

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Busted Hot Dog Baseball Jersey

Everybody likes hot dogs. Even carniverous, cannibalistic hot dogs. Though if you catch a hot dog eating a hot dog, it's like a deer in headlights.

Everybody loves hot dogs. Sometimes, even hot dogs love to eat hot dogs. This one is caught in the act! This unique, original, funny cartoon t-shirt is available exclusively here at Wearable Wears!

Price: 24.99

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Lost But Happy Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Indeed, not all who wander are lost. And not all who are lost are worried about being lost.

Not all who wander are lost, and not all who are lost are not happy about it. Tell the world that though you may be lost, wherever you are, you re still happy, with this funny original t-shirt design.

Price: 24.99

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Red Blue Yellow T-Shirt

Yellow shirt with the word "blue" in red ink. This will throw them way off course. WTF.

A yellow shirt with the word blue written in red. If anything's going to cause a double take, it's this colorful funny original t-shirt design. Available exclusively here!

Price: 22.99

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Yellow Red Blue T-Shirt

Blue shirt with the word "red" in yellow ink. This will throw them way off course. WTF.

A blue shirt with the word red written in yellow. If anything's going to cause a double take, it's this colorful funny original t-shirt design. Available exclusively here!

Price: 26.99

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Blue Yellow Red T-Shirt

Red shirt with the word "yellow" in blue ink. This will throw them way off course. WTF.

A red shirt with the word yellow written in blue. If anything's going to cause a double take, it's this colorful funny original t-shirt design. Available exclusively here!

Price: 26.99

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Mommy and Baby Maternity T-Shirt

Just in case there is any confusion, this will help differentiate between who is Mommy and who is Baby. Great for baby showers and maternity gifts!!!

Like funny t-shirt designs with attitude? Looking for humorous t-shirts for a gift for somebody? Check out the full line of tees by visiting the Phrases that Pay(ses) T-shirt Designs section.

Price: 31.99

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Halloween Costume Light T-Shirt

Perfect for a lo-tech Halloween! Check one - which kind of undercover agent posing-as-drunk-college-student are you?

So what are you going as this Halloween? A CIA agent posing as a drunk college student? Or an FBI agent posing as the same? A funny and original unique design, available exclusively at Wearable Wares!

Price: 22.99

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I'm a pirate! Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Arr! I'm a pirate! Walk the plank. Swab the poop deck.

This t-shirt is perfect for International Talk Like a Pirate Day. This cartoon has every pirate clich : eye patch, peg leg, parrot, bandana, walking planks, swabbing poop decks  This is pirate pride!

Price: 26.99

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"I Have Gas" Star Infant/Toddler T-Shirt

Same design as before, but now with color!

Are you a little gassy? This star is... get it? This unique, original design makes a great gag gift! Onsies and bibs are also available.

Price: 14.99

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Hot Star Women's Tank Top

Same design as before, but now with color!

Are you hot? Are you a star? This shirt is definitely for you. This unique, original t-shirt design is available exclusively here! A winking star can make anybody smile. For all the hotties & cuties!

Price: 22.99

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Urinal Buffer (Front Only) Ringer T

Please, use a urinal buffer. This should have been in Budweiser's Man Laws. Use proper men's room etiquette.

I ll never understand why guys don t follow standard men s room etiquette. Leave a buffer between urinals when peeing! Let them know with this unique, original funny t-shirt design, available here!

Price: 22.99

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