Wedding & Marriage Humor and Wedding Jokes
Wedding Humor, Wedding Jokes, Wedding One-Liners, Best Man Jokes and much more funny stuff about weddings and marriage!
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Albert Einstein:
"The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig"
Funny Wedding One-Liner Jokes
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Words to live by - do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on wednesday nights, and so does she.
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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. the rest cheat in Europe.
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Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children?
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Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
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He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
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Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Our marriage was a love match. plain and simple, she was plain and I was simple!
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Before marriage & after marriage [ sms joke ]
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Funny Wedding Joke:
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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It's Her Wedding But I'll Cry If I Want To: A Survival Guide for the Mother of the Bride
"Oh, my God, she's engaged!" You shouldn't really be shocked by the news..."
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Ann Bancroft:
"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it."
Share a Wedding Joke!
If you know a hilarious wedding joke or a very funny one liner, please share them with us! Thanks :D
This is belly-laugh FUNNY, and you know men who have felt this way as a the wedding planned:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3XS90LVjHk
Also, a good site for women to visit when then get frustrated is:
http://www.IHateHimSoMuch.com
Posted July 10, 2008
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youhavegottobekidding
Great Lens. I love the part where its said drink till shes cute.hahaha Posted July 02, 2008 |
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ayushd
Some amazing content that was. Really liked it.Specially the jokes. Posted June 14, 2008 |
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Imeson
wow, great collection of some hysterical stuff. Posted June 13, 2008 |
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beachbum_gabby
really funny. I like this lens. :D Posted May 28, 2008 |
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Save My Marriage
It seems like everywhere you turn people are getting divorced. I guess to me the biggest issue is the reason these people are getting divorced is for the most part non-sense. If you have ever turned on your TV and watched a session of Divorce Court or some similar show, it just seems to me that the things that these people are calling marriage problems truly are not such. I really don't think that they should allow everyone who comes in and asks for one to get divorced, I think they should need to have good solid reasons and I also think that they should be sent to marriage counselors for some good solid marriage advice. I am not saying this would stop divorce or save marriage, but it just seems that if they would take a good hard look at themselves and at the other person they would see as I do that there is really no solid reason for leaving, just merely petty arguments, which have been spun out of control.
I think with divorce reaching such epidemic proportions, that premarital counseling should be required of everyone looking to marry. Allowing these people to marry who have no foundation for how to conduct themselves, gives an overall feeling that marriage is disposable. We need to ask people to seek out advice and to dig deeper prior to making a commitment to each other. Allowing things to go on the way they are going is just making things worse, and I truly believe that if many of these people who are currently getting divorced because their husband doesn't know how to put the dishes in the dishwasher, had sought out marriage counseling, they probably would have never married in the first place.
It is very sad that divorce has become such a widespread problem, and that society as a whole doesn't see that with a little bit more government intervention in requiring premarital counseling, we could actually reduce the number of divorces in this country. Also, putting some type of limitations on the acceptable reasons for a divorce would maybe make these people think twice about trying to work their relationship out. Marriage is hard work, but the benefits of having someone by your side for the rest of your life and having a stable mother and father figure to raise children with, would overall improve the quality of everyone's life in this country.
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