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Wedding & Marriage Humor and Wedding Jokes
I've collected some great wedding and marriage jokes, quotes, wedding one-liners, best man jokes, clean wedding jokes and much more funny stuff about weddings and marriage.. Have fun!
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Funny Wedding Joke:
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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Funny Wedding One-Liner Jokes
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on wednesday nights, and so does she.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
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Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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Words to live by - do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. the rest cheat in Europe.
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Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children?
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Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
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He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.
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Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Our marriage was a love match. plain and simple, she was plain and I was simple!
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Before marriage & after marriage [ sms joke ]
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
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Albert Einstein:
"The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig"
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Ann Bancroft:
"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it."
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It's Her Wedding But I'll Cry If I Want To: A Survival Guide for the Mother of the Bride
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Cool Wedding Resources
- Wedding Tags: AllWeddingTips.com
- AllWeddingTips.com - Wedding planning tips & ideas for all!
- Diamond Wedding Band Rings
Have you ever owned a diamond wedding band or ring? If you are in search of a the perfect diamond ring for your significant other there are several ways to go about doing so. If you are looking for a ring that has meaning other than just the diamond itself then consider doing some research online. You will not only be able to find a great selection of men's wedding rings rings but you will also be able to find stores that specialize in diamond wedding band rings. If you are looking for the perfect diamond wedding ring then check out the meanings of rings. The three-stone diamond ring means for the past , the present and the future. Your girlfriend would cherish not only the ring but she would carry the special meaning for a lifetime.
- Unique Wedding Favor Ideas
The wedding favor is one of the most important items in your wedding. In fact, you have virtually unlimited choice on it. So, how you select the most suitable one becomes an essential question here. You will certainly have your own unique wedding favor ideas in your mind. You have to match your ideas with your budget and theme so that the wedding favor will be the most suitable and also the most special one. Another essential item in your wedding is the wedding invitation. Couples tend to allocate fewer budgets to it but the fact is that the cost of a really unique wedding invitation can be as expensive as your wedding dress! Again, you may match the style your wedding invitations to your wedding theme. For example, if you are going to have an Asian theme, modern Chinese wedding invitations will be excellent for you.
- Easy Best Man Speeches ~ Prewritten Best Man Wedding Speech Templates and Wedding Toasts PLUS Free Wedding Poems, Quotes, Jokes...
- IdoWeddingToasts.com offers pre-written best man wedding speech templates, wedding toasts and more useful advice on how to prepare and deliver a wedding speech or toast.
- Wedding Rings
- ZS Diamonds provide high quality bespoke diamond jewellery, including custom made engagement rings, wedding rings, diamond bracelets and eternity rings via the fully secure website. Based in Cheshire, the company also has a boutique in the prestigious area of Hale where customers can visit and take their time to select the perfect piece of jewellery. The company has over fifty years in the diamond business.
- Buying a wedding ring online
- Can you buy a wedding ring online? Some online jewellery stores allow you to customize your wedding ring or engagement ring using on online ring design tool , and at the same time get expert advice from their jewellery experts using online chat or over the phone. DiamondGeezer.com, the UK's leading online diamond website, recently sold a diamond ring online for over £149,000 with the click of a mouse.
- UNIQUE GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS
- A titanium money clip is a perfect gift for your groomsmen. They can be purchased custom engraved or you can have them engraved at a local engraving store found in most malls. Titanium withstands the test of time and will not stretch out or fatigue like other metals. Make your wedding party a happy one and you don't need to break the bank either. Pure titanium money clips can be found starting at approximately $30.
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A very classy wedding tux design with a black jacket, gold neck tie, and grey vest. Great fun at a Wedding Rehearsal, bachelor party, reunion, or party!
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Fall Wedding Bouquets
The fall color palette has some great options for the Autumn bride. Some of the lovely flowers available in fall are Chrysanthemums, asters, calla lilies and of course roses and gerberas. For more fall flower choices to make beautiful wedding bouquets and popular fall color schemes, see http://www.dotcombride.com/flowers/fall-wedding-flowers.shtml at Dot Com Bride and browse pictures of Fall wedding bouquets for inspiration.
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Save My Marriage
It seems like everywhere you turn people are getting divorced. I guess to me the biggest issue is the reason these people are getting divorced is for the most part non-sense. If you have ever turned on your TV and watched a session of Divorce Court or some similar show, it just seems to me that the things that these people are calling marriage problems truly are not such. I really don't think that they should allow everyone who comes in and asks for one to get divorced, I think they should need to have good solid reasons and I also think that they should be sent to marriage counselors for some good solid marriage advice. I am not saying this would stop divorce or save marriage, but it just seems that if they would take a good hard look at themselves and at the other person they would see as I do that there is really no solid reason for leaving, just merely petty arguments, which have been spun out of control.
I think with divorce reaching such epidemic proportions, that premarital counseling should be required of everyone looking to marry. Allowing these people to marry who have no foundation for how to conduct themselves, gives an overall feeling that marriage is disposable. We need to ask people to seek out advice and to dig deeper prior to making a commitment to each other. Allowing things to go on the way they are going is just making things worse, and I truly believe that if many of these people who are currently getting divorced because their husband doesn't know how to put the dishes in the dishwasher, had sought out marriage counseling, they probably would have never married in the first place.
It is very sad that divorce has become such a widespread problem, and that society as a whole doesn't see that with a little bit more government intervention in requiring premarital counseling, we could actually reduce the number of divorces in this country. Also, putting some type of limitations on the acceptable reasons for a divorce would maybe make these people think twice about trying to work their relationship out. Marriage is hard work, but the benefits of having someone by your side for the rest of your life and having a stable mother and father figure to raise children with, would overall improve the quality of everyone's life in this country.
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- biglnet biglnet Dec 31, 2009 @ 2:09 am
- Some really funny jokes thanks for sharing
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- Tim_Jarred56 Tim_Jarred56 Dec 21, 2009 @ 3:33 am
- Thanks Mate, There are some really funny ones in here.
Take Care
Steve
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- jgelien jgelien Nov 14, 2009 @ 11:54 am
- These are so funny. Love the jokes and the video. 5*****
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- PaulEaston PaulEaston Sep 2, 2009 @ 4:34 pm
- Very Cool site - love the Tux!
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- coldwind coldwind Jul 11, 2009 @ 8:36 am
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