Wedding MC Jokes

Wedding MC Jokes are an essential part of every Wedding MC's toolkit.

You see, the Wedding Emcee isn't just a wedding master of ceremonies - although that's part of a Wedding MC's Duties.

The Wedding MC is an entertainer as well as a speaker.

The Wedding MC ensures not only that the wedding agenda runs smoothly, but also that the wedding guests are entertained.

Every successful Wedding MC has a collection of Wedding MC Jokes and one liners instantly available to call upon throughout the wedding reception.

Why Wedding MC Jokes Are Essential For The Wedding MC

Wedding MC Jokes play an important role in the wedding reception.

They can be used to fill in "gaps" in the reception agenda so the events run smoothly.

Wedding MC Jokes can also be used to introduce a wedding speaker - including the Best Man and the Father of the Bride - and can heighten the anticipation of that speaker's wedding speech.

And Wedding MC Jokes can also be used to keep the mood of the wedding reception upbeat.

As Wedding MC you'll be expected to be both announcer and entertainer, so be sure to practice your Wedding MC Jokes so you can deliver them with confidence.

Wedding MC Jokes are an essential part of your Wedding MC's duties if you want to have a successful wedding reception.

That's why every Wedding Emcee who wants to be a success should have a selection of Wedding MC Jokes readily available for appropriate times throughout the wedding reception.

One question many Wedding MC's usually ask is, "How do you know what wedding jokes to select for the wedding reception?"

How To Choose Wedding MC Jokes That Are Appropriate

Choose Wedding MC Jokes that YOU find both tasteful and funny.

That means selecting wedding jokes that won't offend - or embarrass - the wedding guests or the wedding couple.

After all, you don't want to be remembered as the Wedding MC who spoiled the wedding couple's perfect wedding with inappropriate and off-color Wedding MC Jokes.

Some Wedding MC Jokes will go over well with the wedding guests and have them laughing their heads off.

Other wedding jokes just won't work.

Sure, there might be a few polite chuckles but you want your wedding joke to get a laugh.

Why Your Wedding MC Joke Might Not Work

Here's one reason why your wedding joke didn't work.

The Wedding MC Joke you selected wasn't suited to the audience.

When you choose your Wedding MC Jokes you have to think about who the wedding guests are.

What is the age range of the wedding guests? Are they a specific ethnicity? Are they sophisticated? Or are they down-to-earth, hard working folk?

You see, you have to adapt your joke to your audience.

Use the language they speak.

For example, your audience might not know what a financial derivative is but it can relate to a joke about the bride driving a JD tractor.

Wedding MC Jokes are essential if you want to be a successful Wedding MC. They suit many purposes - from introducing wedding speakers to kicking up the tempo of the wedding reception.

If you're the Wedding MC, make sure you have a good selection of Wedding MC Jokes readily available during the reception.

Fill The Wedding Reception Room With Laughter With Your Funny and Tasteful Wedding MC Jokes

There's nothing sweeter - or more flattering - than hearing people laugh at your Wedding MC Jokes

You don't have to be a stand-up comedian to make people laugh - especially when you tell a funny wedding joke.

As Wedding MC you're not only a speaker, you're also an entertainer.

And that means you'll need a good selection of tasteful Wedding MC Jokes on hand throughout the wedding reception to keep things running smoothly and entertain the wedding guests.

In this Wedding MC Jokes package you'll get 60 tasteful and funny Wedding MC Jokes and one liners in 6 main categories - from jokes about the bride and groom - to parents and grandparents - to witty one-liners.

Plus, you'll also get:

>> Specific instructions from two professional comedians for telling wedding jokes including the secret to making your Wedding MC Jokes even funnier

>> 21 additional witty Wedding MC Jokes and one-liners with instructions on how to tell many of them to get even more laughs

>> An easy-to-follow Wedding Reception Planning Guide - essential for a smooth-running agenda

>> A Wedding MC Checklist to make sure you're fully prepared for the wedding reception

>> Guidelines for using appropriate comedy - what NOT to do - so you don't embarrass yourself or the wedding guests

>> Alternative ideas to Glass Clinking (for the bride and groom's wedding kisses) to add more fun and laughter to the wedding reception

>> Strategies for making necessary announcements (facility request about smoking, etc.) both entertaining and fun instead of dull and boring

>> And much, much more including funny one-liners, funny quotes, and wedding and marriage jokes.

NEW for 2009 Wedding Season - 20 additional funny, clean, wedding jokes were ADDED - for a total of 101 Wedding MC Jokes! Now you have even MORE funny wedding jokes to choose from!

Be sure to check out this Wedding MC Jokes Package for a collection of funny and tasteful jokes for Wedding MC's to make the wedding reception an entertaining and memorable occasion.

Selecting Wedding MC Jokes will be one of your Wedding MC Duties in preparation for the wedding reception.

But you may be asking what types of Wedding MC Jokes you should choose.

How To Choose Appropriate Wedding MC Jokes For The Wedding Reception

Your selection of Wedding MC Jokes will coincide with the wedding reception agenda.

You'll have tasteful wedding jokes and one liners prepared for the reception and you'll also be prepared with wedding jokes when introducing the wedding speakers.

The wedding speakers will usually - at a minimum - include the Best Man, the Maid or Matron of Honor, and the Groom.

But you should also be prepared with wedding jokes for other wedding speakers - especially the bride and groom's parents.

On your wedding agenda or run sheet, make a note of who the wedding speaker will be and know what Wedding MC Joke or funny one-liner you'll deliver.

Decide whether you'll be delivering your wedding jokes or one-liners before or after each wedding speech.

Whichever you choose, be sure the wedding joke is appropriate and clean and doesn't embarrass the speaker.

The key point is to be prepared to fill in gaps in the agenda with a funny wedding joke or one-liner to keep things running smoothly.

As Wedding MC, you should have a fine selection of Wedding MC Jokes at your disposal.

This collection of Clean Wedding MC Jokes has 101 tasteful and funny jokes and one liners for the Wedding Emcee in 6 different categories ranging from the bride and groom - to the parents and grandparents - to funny one-liners.

Don't leave one of the most important parts of your Wedding MC Duties to chance.

One of your Wedding MC Duties as Wedding MC will be to make announcements
at the wedding reception.

Your Wedding MC announcements will be about the various events throughout the wedding reception - the serving of the meal, the wedding speeches, the cake cutting, and the First Dance, for example.

You'll also announce where washroom | restroom facilities are located and the location of the designated smoking area.

Now...you may not have given much thought to this part of the program because Wedding MC announcements are not a big part of the wedding agenda.

But this is an opportunity for you to do something different.

You see, usually these announcements can be dull - even boring - and don't get much attention from the wedding guests - unless, of course, you're a stand up comedian.

But you can surprise the wedding guests by kicking up the Wedding MC announcements so they ARE entertaining.

Now's your opportunity to show your professionalism as a Wedding MC by making dull and boring announcements both entertaining and fun.

After all, one of your roles as Wedding MC is to keep the wedding guests entertained and create a party atmosphere so they enjoy themselves at the wedding reception.

So give some thought about how to make the announcements FUN and FUNNY.

Show the wedding guests - and the newlyweds - that you've thought of everything - right down to even the smallest detail.

In many wedding receptions the Best Man is also the Wedding MC.

In that dual role, the Best Man not only has to give a Best Man Speech, but must also carry out the Wedding MC Duties.

If you're both the Best Man and the Wedding MC then you'll be responsible for entertaining the wedding guests.

The Best Man speech is one of the most highly anticipated speeches of the day and will usually be filled with humorous comments about the groom.

You can carry that humor over to your Wedding MC Duties with a collection of funny Wedding MC Jokes.

Keep in mind that your wedding jokes - whether as a Best Man or as the Wedding MC - must meet a high standard.

The Wedding Reception Jokes should be clean to suit all types of audiences.

They should be tasteful, not offensive.

In fact, jokes for Wedding MCs should never be sexually explicit in any way.

Your Wedding MC Jokes should be funny and entertain the wedding guests.

You carry a big responsibility as Wedding MC when you perform your Wedding MC Duties.

The wedding planners expect professionalism, tact, and good judgement from the Wedding MC.

They assume you'll choose clean and tasteful Wedding MC Jokes - even if they don't specifically request them.

Keep in mind that off-color or graphic Wedding MC Jokes can ruin an otherwise perfect day for the bride and groom.

When so much money has been spent on the wedding, there's a lot riding on your shoulders.

You want to ensure that you'll make the reception an event the newlyweds will remember with fondness.

You want wedding jokes, one liners, and quotations that are not crude and can be enjoyed by the wedding guests without fear of embarrassment or offense.

Are you the type of person who finds it difficult to tell a funny wedding joke?

Do you forget parts of the joke or do you forget - or mess up - the punch line?

Do you start laughing half way through the joke and spoil its effect?

Well, you're not alone.

Because some people have a hard time telling a joke - even a funny Wedding MC Joke - in front of friends or a large crowd.

If you're a Wedding MC who wants your wedding jokes to go over well with the wedding guests, then here are 3 tips to help you:

How To Tell A Funny Wedding MC Joke - Secrets Of Successful Wedding Joke Tellers

1. Memorize Your Wedding MC Joke

You're going to have to know your wedding jokes word for word.

NEVER read them.

Your Wedding MC Joke has to flow naturally as though you were talking to someone.

Sometimes you can get a bigger laugh if you make your wedding joke sound more like a conversation than a joke - it just depends on the joke.

2. Rehearse The Joke Several Times Until Your Presentation Is Flawless

Your wedding joke not only has to be timed perfectly it also has to be told so that all the parts come together.

Your Wedding MC Joke is like a story - it has the lead in, then it has the main body of the joke, and then it has the punch line.

So you'll need to practice it - out loud so you hear the inflections in your voice and get the rhythm of the joke.

Practice the lead in.

Remember the main parts of the joke.

And most importantly, practice the punch line.

Keep practicing your joke until you have it perfected.

3. Rehearse Your Joke In Front Of Friends Or Family Members

There's only one way to find out if your joke is funny - and that's to try it out in front of a "live audience" of friends or family.

If they laugh at your Wedding MC Jokes then chances are they'll be a hit with the wedding guests

Telling funny Wedding MC Jokes takes practice.

You don't have to be a stand up comedian to tell a funny joke but you do have to be able to tell it without making mistakes or forgetting parts of the joke.

So the more you practice your Wedding MC Jokes the more comfortable you'll feel telling it and the greater the chances you'll get the laughs you're looking for.

Introducing Wedding MC Joke Tip #8 for Wedding Emcees

Select Wedding MC Jokes that are relevant to a particular part of the wedding agenda.

For example, when it comes to the wedding speeches and you're introducing the Best Man just before the Best Man Speech make your MC Joke about the Best Man or his role as Best Man at the wedding.

Even if you're the Best Man and the Wedding MC, you can still poke fun at yourself before you start the Best Man Speech.

Here's one way to make your introduction even more powerful if you don't know the wedding speakers:

Do your research a few weeks before the wedding reception is to take place.

Find background information about the person you're introducing that is humorous - but won't embarrass or humiliate the speaker - that you can include in your joke or introduction.

If you have any doubts - or you wish to show your professionalism and tact - then run the joke by the person well before the wedding reception to make sure it's appropriate and they won't find it embarrassing.

Even though telling the joke is half the battle, the punch line in your Wedding MC Joke will make or break the joke.

The punch line is so important that I'd like to give you two tips on

How To Deliver The Punch Line In Your Wedding MC Joke

1. Memorize The Wedding Joke Punch Line

You need to know the exact words of the joke's punch line.

No deviations. No off-the-cuff remarks. No ad-libs.

If you forget one crucial word in the punch line or get it mixed up then your Wedding MC Joke won't work.

Sure, you might get some polite laughter from the wedding guests.

But what should have been a funny wedding joke will be ruined if you forget the punch line.

2. Don't Reveal The Punch Line Until The End Of The Joke

Seems obvious, doesn't it?

But some people forget this when they tell a joke.

You see, your wedding joke needs to build to a climax. And the funniest jokes are those where the punch line is completely unexpected.

You need to create anticipation so your audience doesn't know what's coming next.

It's almost like misdirection - your audience follows along thinking they know where your joke is going and then you pull out the punch line that triggers laughter.

Give away even a hint of the punch line and your audience will guess your joke and the impact of the joke will be lost.

Keep in mind that as you tell your joke, people are trying to figure it out - they're racing ahead trying to beat you to the punch line.

If you present your Wedding MC Joke properly - and reveal the punch line at the end - then it will be a surprise to the wedding guests and you'll get a much bigger laugh and more appreciation for the joke.

Telling a Wedding MC Joke is similar to telling any other type of clean joke.

That's why you need a good collection of funny weddng jokes to entertain the wedding guests with.

Remember when I recommended you should adapt your Wedding MC Joke to your audience?

Well, there's another way to "tune up" your Wedding MC Joke if you want to make it more interesting.

You see, if your Wedding Joke sounds like it actually happened, people are more likely to pay attention to it and appreciate it more.

Here's what I mean:

How To Make Your Funny Wedding MC Joke Even Better

Here are 3 ways to make your Wedding MC Joke more believable when selecting your wedding jokes:

1. Talk about an actual incident or occasion.

You can sometimes make your Wedding MC Joke more powerful by making reference to an actual incident.

In this case, you tie the joke and actual incident together.

In order to find actual incidents, ask the bride and groom for funny stories about when they first met, their courtship, their engagement, the bachelor or bachelorette party, or the wedding planning.

If an event didn't actually take place you could still reference the joke in such a way that it makes the wedding guests "believe" it did.

For example, if you're both the Wedding MC and the Best Man and you're giving a funny Best Man Speech - and you knew the groom in college - you could talk about the "wild" times you had with the groom when he was a bachelor. ("I remember the time when the groom and I...")

(Now those times may not have been that wild in reality, but it does add believability to your joke. And it's all in good fun - as long as it doesn't humiliate or unduly embarrass the groom.)

2. Use actual names.

For example, if you're talking about the groom, include his name in your Wedding MC Joke.

Or if you're talking about a location, name the location. For example, "When the bride and groom go to Hawaii on their honeymoon...."

3. Use terms and language your audience understands.

Find out what expressions the wedding guests use in their everyday speech.

Using everyday expressions not only bonds you with the wedding guests, they also help your audience understand your joke.

Here's another example. If you're a farmer you'll understand a joke about a Case tractor more readily than a joke about a financial derivative.

Keep in mind that when you use Wedding MC Joke Tips, always make sure you don't humiliate or embarrass the wedding couple or the wedding guests.

Clean, Tasteful, Funny Wedding MC Jokes And One Liners For The Wedding MC Who Wants To Make The Wedding Reception An Unforgettable Event!

Now you can fill the wedding reception with laughter with your funny Wedding MC Jokes.

And let me tell you - there's nothing more THRILLING than hearing people laugh at your jokes!

The Wedding MC Joke Book is jam packed with clean, tasteful - and funny - wedding jokes, one liners, and quotations that no Wedding MC should be without.

Advice On How To Tell A Joke From Stand-Up Comedians

You don't have to be a stand-up comedian to tell a funny wedding joke.

But who would turn down the advice of two stand-up comedians who have also been Wedding MC's themselves? Their insights and tips based on real life experience are invaluable.

The Wedding MC Joke Book not only gives you pointers on how to make many of the wedding jokes funny - and where to use them in the wedding agenda - but also what to do to make the punch line effective - a critical component for making ANY joke funnier.

Why Every Wedding MC Should Have Wedding MC Jokes On Hand At The Wedding Reception

Don't just be an announcer at the wedding reception.

Kick things up a notch and make the wedding reception an event to remember by entertaining the wedding guests.

Let's take a look at the various sections you'll find in the Wedding MC Joke Book:

> Planning the Reception - Wedding Reception Agenda

> The Humor in The Wedding MC Joke Book

> Wedding Party Introductions - Strategies for Making Funny

> Announcements - Strategies for Making Funny

> Telling a Joke - The Secret to Wedding MC Humor

> How to Tell a Joke

> Microphone Pointers

> Organizing Your Notes

> Wedding MC's Prime Responsibility

> Glass "Clinking" tradition - Fun and Entertaining Alternatives

The Wedding MC Jokes - 60 Clean, Funny Wedding Jokes and One Liners

> Bride and Groom Jokes

> Emails and Faxes (telegrams)

> Parents and Grandparents Jokes

> One-Liners

> Wedding Officials Jokes

> Wedding Jokes

> More One-Liners

> Couples Jokes

> 21 Additional Wedding Jokes and One Liners - Newest Wedding Jokes

> Wedding MC Checklist

> Famous Funny Lines Guide for Wedding MC's

The Wedding MC Joke Book covers a lot of ground.

And these jokes won't be a disappointment - unless, of course, you're looking for "edgier" jokes that are best left for the bachelor party or locker room.

NEW for 2009 Wedding Season - 20 additional funny, clean, wedding jokes were ADDED - for a total of 101 Wedding MC Jokes! Now you have even MORE funny wedding jokes to choose from!

It's a fine collection of 101 clean, tasteful, and funny wedding jokes, one liners, and quotations that you can use throughout the wedding reception without wondering whether they'll embarrass the newlyweds or the wedding guests.

Even better - you can cut and paste the jokes onto your final 'MC run sheet' so all of your jokes are properly organized throughout the wedding agenda.

Take my advice and be prepared! Don't leave your wedding jokes to the last minute.

Check out the Wedding MC Joke Book right now so you have plenty of time to select and rehearse your funny Wedding MC Jokes.

As Wedding MC you don't want to be so occupied with the Wedding MC Checklist - and its technical parts - that you forget that one of your main duties is to entertain the wedding guests.

One of the most effective ways for you to entertain at the wedding reception will be to tell Wedding MC Jokes.

Where To Use Your Wedding MC Jokes During The Wedding

1. Making Wedding Reception Announcements

Every wedding reception has announcements - whether it's when the meal will be served, when the bar will close, where the washrooms are, when the cutting of the cake will take place, and more.

As Wedding MC you can use wedding humor when making formal announcements to the wedding guests.

What's so unusual about that is that often you'll find wedding announcements are pretty boring.

So using humor in your wedding announcements will stand out and make an impression.

This collection of Wedding Reception MC Jokes will give you a couple of ideas on how to make wedding announcements fun and entertaining.

But wedding reception announcements aren't the only place where you can use wedding humor.

You can also use Wedding Jokes when introducing speakers who will be making

2. Introducing The Wedding Speakers

Now wedding speeches can be very entertaining.

In fact, a funny Best Man Speech can be the highlight of the wedding speeches and be highly anticipated by the wedding guests.

The wedding speeches part of the reception program is where you can shine as an entertainer without stealing the limelight from the wedding speakers or the bride and groom.

This part of the wedding agenda is a perfect opportunity for you to use Wedding MC Jokes to their full advantage.

That's why, as Wedding Emcee, you should be prepared with clean, humorous wedding jokes.

One of your Wedding MC Duties will be to interview the bride and groom.

But there's something else you should do, as well.

And that's to know something about the wedding speakers, too.

Here's why...

Imagine introducing the Father of the Bride with a Wedding MC Joke that talked about how long he'd been married only to find out later that the Father of the Bride was separated from the bride's mother!

Make sure you're informed not only about your Wedding MC Duties but also about the wedding guests you'll be introducing - otherwise you could be making an embarrassing mistake that you - and the bride and groom - will never forget.

Do you know what can SPOIL a wedding joke?

It's this:

Laughing AT your own joke.

Or laughing WHILE you're telling the joke.

Or laughing BEFORE the audience laughs.

Now, laughter can be infectious. After all, that's why they have laugh tracks on some sitcoms.

But when you're telling jokes, leave the laughter to the wedding guests.

Because if you're like most people, when someone's telling a joke and they're laughing at their own joke you're silently saying to yourself, "Stop laughing at your own joke. Tell me the joke so I can join in too!"

Have you ever watched stand-up comedians deliver their jokes?

Some smile. Some have a "dead pan" face. Some laugh at their own jokes. Some tell their jokes with so much intensity that the intensity itself is funny.

Many stand-up comedians will tell their joke and wait for the audience reaction.

They don't usually join in the laughter. Instead, they wait for the laughter and then move on to the next joke.

As Wedding MC, you won't be putting on a comedy act and delivering your jokes like a stand-up comedian.

Instead, your jokes will be strategically interspersed throughout the wedding reception to fill gaps, liven things up, and introduce wedding speakers.

Take a cue from professional joke tellers and don't laugh at your own joke. That can lessen the impact of the joke.

Instead, let the wedding guests "get" the punch line and enjoy the joke and show their appreciation with laughter.

Wedding Reception MC Jokes Tip: Don't wait until the last minute to choose your Wedding MC Jokes - you need time to practice them so you'll get the laughs you're looking for.

Have you ever said to a friend, "I've got a really great joke for you" or "I heard a funny joke the other day."

In this situation, you're setting your friend up and getting him or her ready for you to tell the joke.

Well, Wedding MC Jokes are different.

You see, just as a stand-up comedian doesn't announce to the audience that he or she is going to tell them jokes, you - as Wedding MC - won't announce to the wedding guests that you're going to be telling them a wedding joke.

Instead, you'll get the wedding guests' attention, "set the stage for the joke," and then launch into it.

Wedding MC TIp: Select funny Wedding MC Jokes well before the wedding reception takes place so you have plenty of time to practice them.

Want to know why some wedding jokes work and others don't?

First of all, some wedding jokes aren't suitable for the audience - either because they're too "edgy" or the audience just wouldn't understand the "jargon" used.

Sometimes the joke is funny when it's READ but not when it's TOLD.

While that might seem like a minor difference, it becomes a BIG difference when it comes to whether or not you're going to get a laugh.

You see, a good Wedding MC Joke will usually have a lead in. It might even start with a story.

But it also has to have rhythm....a strong punch line...and good timing.

That's why it's important that you practice your jokes in front of someone well before the wedding reception.

As Wedding MC you'll be responsible for making sure the wedding reception runs smoothly from start to finish.

With so many Wedding MC Duties, you'll need the Wedding MC Checklist on hand so you won't forget all the details you'll need to remember.

The Wedding MC Checklist isn't just about the wedding reception.

It's a detailed checklist of items you'll need to attend to - from being dressed appropriately to the items you need in order to carry out your Wedding MC Duties to making sure the venue is set up properly.

Of course, that's just the beginning.

Because one of your main responsiblities is ensuring the wedding reception is an event the wedding guests and the newlyweds will remember.

Wedding MC Jokes Are The Perfect Way To Introduce The Wedding Speakers

One of your most important Wedding MC Duties will be to introduce the wedding speakers - usually the Best Man, the Father of the Bride, the Maid of Honor, and the Groom depending upon how large the wedding is and what the wedding planners decide.

This is the point in the wedding agenda when it comes in handy to have a collection of Wedding MC Jokes readily available.

Let's say you're introducing the Best Man.

Because your job as Wedding MC is to entertain, you can quickly kick the Best Man's introduction up a notch with a funny, tasteful Wedding MC Joke that smoothly transitions to the Best Man's Speech.

You see, it's not enough just to have your Wedding MC Jokes on hand.

You have to plan where you'll be using your Wedding MC Jokes during the wedding reception and use them in a way that the transition from one speaker to the next goes smoothly.

How do you increase your chances that you'll have a funny MC Joke?

First, pick wedding MC jokes that YOU think are funny.

Then rehearse it. You need to practice the wedding joke enough that you can
tell it without making any mistakes.

Then try it out on your "mini" audience - friends or family.

Pretend they're your wedding guests.

Don't just tell the jokes one after the other.

Pretend you're at the wedding reception.

For example, if your Wedding MC Joke is about the Best Man, pretend you're introducing the Best Man.

Get their reaction. Do they laugh, chuckle, or smile.

Ask them for suggestions - is it too edgy or inappropriate?

Then try your next funny wedding joke.

This time it might be a lead in to introducing the Father of the Groom.

Put your Wedding MC Jokes in context. Don't just rattle them off one after the other. Lead into each joke so your "audience" can see how they fit into the introduction of the speaker.

Always remember that one of your most important Wedding MC Duties is to entertain and create a fun atmosphere at the wedding reception.

Make sure you leave yourself plenty of time to select funny Wedding MC Jokes and rehearse them.

Tip: After you've selected your final Wedding MC Jokes for the wedding reception, rehearse your wedding jokes to near perfection. And be sure to memorize the punch line word-for-word.