Funny Wedding Pranks and Gags

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Funny Wedding Pranks and Gags

Nothing cures the stiffness of wedding faster than a good wedding prank! I know because the father of the groom played a prank at my own daughter's wedding. More about that later though. Right now I want to tell you about all the really cool stuff on this page like wedding pranks and gags, wedding stories and jokes, how-to-videos, first dance wedding pranks and so much more. So if you're looking to prank the bride and groom, bridesmaids, groomsmen or wedding guests, or just looking for fun stuff like humorous caketoppers, wedding books and cool gifts and accessories, then you're in the right place. Enjoy!

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Funny Wedding Day Stories 

Your wedding - the moment you've been waiting for your whole life - is tomorrow. The invitations have been sent out, the caterer and florist are lined up, and the bridesmaid dresses have all been exquisitely hand tailored. The location is spectacular and the officiant is your best friend. The weather is going to be great. There's only one fear: that something unplanned and unexpected will happen.

With biting humor, twenty true stories share the side-splitting details of wedding mishaps and mistakes. A momentous event for all, weddings bring together people - who may not know each other or know each other too well - to create an idealized vision of the occasion. But different cultural expectations, emotional outpourings, jealous ex-lovers, rules of etiquette, and lots of champagne can blur that vision, making for laugh-out-loud experiences no one ever expected, yet everyone can relate to.

These funny women - brides, bridesmaids, guests, relatives, and strangers - know that wedding gowns can fall apart, that chocolate shavings will melt under the sun, and that dirty dancing isn't just a movie. They capture the essence of bad luck, bad taste, and bad decisions surrounding the big day in this witty, entertaining book

Tied in Knots: Funny Stories from the Wedding Day

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Shotgun Prank 

Use an UNLOADED Gun for this prank. I repeat, UNLOADED!

Can be used as a prank by anyone walking the bride down the isle...including mom. Remember, this is the BRIDE'S DAY, so if you think this prank will in any way spoil her, please get her approval first.

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First Dance Prank To Play On Your Guests 

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Pranks to Play on Your Bridesmaids 

Will You Be My Bridesmaid (Girl) card
Will You Be My Bridesmaid (Girl) by TeeZazzle

Pranks to Play on Your Bridesmaids:

Sticky Situation
Wrap your bridesmaid gifts in duct tape, so your bridesmaids spend hours opening them, thereby building the anticipation. Warning: put the gifts in a box first.

Boxed Bridesmaid Gifts
Put your bridesmaid gifts inside several boxes, each one smaller than the last. This is a classic prank and works well with small bridesmaid gifts like bridesmaid jewelry.

Bridesmaid Contract
Present your bridesmaids with a fake contract that says they shall not gain weight or dye their hair before the wedding. Tell them they must sign or they will be removed from the wedding planning activities and will not receive any bridesmaid gifts.

The True Meaning of Frigid
Freeze their bras and undies after the bachelorette party. It's a classic trick that brings you back to your sleepover days.

Let them Eat Cake
At the reception, when its time to cut the cake have the DJ request that the Best Man and Maid of Honor partake in the cutting of the cake. On the count of three, instead of smashing a cake into your groom's face, get the Maid of Honor and Best Man. Perfect revenge if they already pulled a prank on you.

Green with Envy
Got a jealous bridesmaid? At the bachelorette party, make her turn green with envy. Put green Kool Aid (in powder form) on her while she's sleeping. It seeps into the pores and when she wakes up, she'll be green with envy. Temporarily of course.

A Powered Wig
Place a small amount of baby powder in the hair dryer (not too much, it could short out) and watch your Maid of Honor freak when her glossy strands are covered in powder.

Water Labyrinth
When the first bridesmaid passes out at the bachelorette party, place cups filled to the brim with water all around her and out as far as possible. When she wakes up, she'll have to either drink or spill water to escape.

Clowin' Around
This is another classic prank. When the first bridesmaid falls asleep at the bachelorette party, break out those new cosmetic bags. Decorate her face like a clown and paint her nails a putrid color (mauve). Then, take a picture with all the girls standing around her and put it in a bridesmaid frame.

Bridesmaid and Maid of Honor Totes 

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Best Man Wedding Jokes and Stories 



Wedding lottery

A man was surprised to hear from an old school friend of his asking if he would be the best man at his soon to be held wedding. They had not seen each other for a while and he did not really know that much about the bridegroom to be, all he remembered about him from school was that he was a great practical joker. With this in mind on the day of the wedding the best man got hold of the bridegrooms lottery ticket and noted down the numbers. As he was starting his best mans speech he said that he as well as many others followed the lottery and if no-one minded he was going to read out the winning numbers which had been called a few minutes ago, everyone duly took out their tickets checking the numbers as he called them out. He could see the bridegroom becoming more and more excited as he read out the numbers until at the end, up jumped the bridegroom yelling out that he won the lottery, he was rich, he ran round showing the ticket to all. His new bride said how wonderful as they were now rich, what do you mean we, laughed the bridegroom? This is my ticket!! I am rich, besides which I have been sleeping with your sister for the last two months, so saying he grabbed the sisters hand and left never to be seen again.

Key collection

Collect a lot of keys from the wedding party/friends WITHOUT the bride and groom's knowledge. Pass them out to as many women as possible (swearing them to secrecy). During your speech, announce the "The bride realises that the groom has had a lot of girlfriends over the years. She would appreciate it if any of them who have keys to his place could please return them." This is the cue for all the women to bring their keys to the wedding party table. Try to get a couple of pregnant women in the group and maybe somebody's grandma.

Short changed

A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of the best man is to make arrangements for pick up and return of the groom's tux. After final fitting, rent an extra coat jacket that is either 3 or 4 sizes smaller or larger than the groom's. Explain to the tux shop what you're up to. Pick up the groom's fitted coat, switch with the extra rented coat, and deliver to the groom only when it becomes time to actually get dressed. The friend of mine wore a 42 long, but the one I provided was a 38 short. Don't reveal that you know anything as long as possible.

Forever hold your peace ..

During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace..." have this 4-to-6 year old boy running up the aisle yelling, "Daddy, daddy." I understand from a friend who played this joke on a relative that it took almost an hour to get the wedding started again.

Puppeteer

At a cousin's wedding, she decided she wanted to describe what a typical day was like for her husband. So the groom had to stand behind a sheet, pulled up to his neck, on it was painted clothing and two wholes for arms. Then the best man stands behind the groom and puts his arms through the holes pretending they are the grooms. There was a table in front of the sheet with tons of everyday things on it like toothpaste, shaving cream, food, etc. As the bride describes what the groom does during the average day the best man makes a mess on the groom's face and head.

Bathtub jello

One of the pranks that I know of that isn't really harmful but still amusing is the "bathtub jello" one. I've heard about couples returning from their honeymoon to find nothing out of the ordinary - until they go to take a shower/bath, when they find that their bathtub is full of jello. It's easy to do - although I think it's better to make in layers if you have the time (you can assure that it's set that way). Just run hot water, dump in lots of jello and *lots* of ice cubes, then stir. It's somewhat of a mess to get rid of, though (you have to melt it a little bit at a time or scoop most of it). Just a warning about the jello though...be sure to put it in the tub no more than a day before it will be discovered. My fiancé filled the tub a week before the honeymooners got home, and it went mouldy.

Condom story

The best man bought a number of condoms and passed them around to the groom's closest friends before the wedding. Immediately after the ceremony, each person cupped it in his right hand right before he shook the groom's hand (while passing through the reception line) so that it would end up in the groom's hand during the handshake. No one else (even the bride, who was standing right next to the groom) could tell what was going on. (actually, I think the bride found out after a few times because the groom kept sticking his hand in his pocket and was also turning red).

Scarlet woman

The last wedding I was at there was a priest and a minister present. When they brought the drinks round for the toast, the minister said "I'll have a large whisky" but the priest replied " No alcohol for me I'd rather go with a scarlet woman ". So the minister put his drink back and said " Sorry I didn't know there was a choice". NOW i dont want to offend anyone so if there is a priest or a minister present i apologize, and if there is a scarlet woman here, I'll meet you in the bar in 10 minutes!

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For The Bachelor Party 

Bachelor Party Oath Of Secrecy

Print out this Bachelor Oath of Secrecy and include it in the invitation or have all the men sign before the evening starts!

BACHELOR OATH OF SECRECY

In the Contract/Oath below, you must adhere to all guidelines and procedures in a strict fashion. When the document refers to the Bachelor, he will be the one who is the poor soul about to be incarcerated for the next 60 years with the same woman! The guys consisting of the Bachelor party are described as Bachelor Brethren and are the ones who should make the Bachelor's party a success by following the regulations below! Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories.

I _____________________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of ______________, 2009 in celebration of ___________________'s Bachelor party; I will abide by the following rules and regulations:

1) I will not, in any way, take pictures with people of the opposite sex, those who look female and may have had a sex change or any animals while the Bachelor party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make me exiled from the party.

2) I will act like I am five and promote immature behavior the whole weekend, including loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot purchased by the Brethren for group or bachelor consumption.

3) I will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If I am a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, I am excused from drinking but must still promote animalistic behavior.

4) I will back up my fellow-Bachelor Brethren and always provide wingman-ship, even if it means hanging with an ugly fat bearded lady for a few hours!

5) A Bachelor Brethren who has too much alcohol or has poor taste and is speaking with fat, ugly chicks for more than one minute must be escorted back to the group of Bachelor Brethren for protection and to save himself from embarrassment (which would have possibly occurred the following morning).

6) I must embarrass the Bachelor at least once per hour. Embarrassment can only take the form of attracting attention toward the poor soul getting married, and includes but is not limited to, finding women to help in doing body shots with the Bachelor, making the bachelor sing to women, dressing the bachelor up in silly clothes like prison attire, hand-cuffing the Bachelor to a blow up doll and any other creative behavior!

7) In case of the emergency of a bachelor brethren needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that I make sure one Bachelor Brethren goes with the other Brethren In Need (BIN).

8) It is my responsibility to commute to a more exciting atmosphere when group energy is dwindling. I must interact with other bachelor brethren to form a plan in moving to a more exciting environment.

9) I will not, at any time, think of work-related matters. If work does consume my mind, I will forfeit party status and be seen as an outcast by the bachelor brethren.

10) Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, "What happens at the Bachelor party STAYS at the Bachelor party!"

(Signature of Bachelor Brother)_______________________________________ Date_________________

(Signature of Best Man) ____________________________________________ Date__________________

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Bridesmaids' Revenge 

Bridesmaids' Revenge
It's time for the bridesmaids get their vengeance. Don't do these pranks unless the bride has an exceptional sense of humor. Weddings tend to be stressful and the last thing the bride needs is her wedding ruined by a poorly pulled-off prank. That said, some of these are almost too good not to do. Brides, treat your bridesmaids to top-notch bridesmaids gifts or you're subject to trickery.

Help Me
If it's a church wedding, write help me on the bottom of the groom's shoes, so all the guests see it when he's kneeling at the alter. Make sure you leave enough time for the paint to dry and write it so it reads left to right.

Who Has the Key?
A good trick to embarrass the groom. Give all the male guests and the oldest lady guest a door key. When it comes time for speeches, say "Now that the couple is happily married, we ask all the men to stand up and return the bride's key." All the men will stand up and return the key, one-by-one. Then ask all the ladies to do the same. The oldest lady will stand up - garnering chuckles from the guests.

Jiffy Pop Getaway
Fill the getaway car with air-popped popcorn. It's messy and yet, shouldn't do any real damage to the car. Plus, if the bride and groom get hungry, they'll have something to snack on.

A Perfect 10
After the first kiss, have the bridesmaids and groomsmen hold up score cards. Nothing less than 9.5. Funny and cute at the same time.
Confetti Car. Put confetti in the heating/air-conditioning vents of the car.

Mr. Plastic Man
At the bachelorette party, put a blow-up doll in the bachelorette's bed. Then tell her the groom couldn't stand to be away from her and is waiting for her in the bed. Keep a camera on hand. Her reaction to what is really under the covers will be priceless.

Two Sizes Too Small
In the middle of the night, replace the bachelorette's undies with a pair that's two sizes too small. When she wakes up in the morning, completely hungover and groggily puts them on, she'll wonder if she gained weight or if she's going crazy.

Jello Bath
Fill the bathtub wit Jello. Run a lot of hot water, add ice, then stir. Beware: this prank comes with an arduous clean up afterward. Only pull it if you're willing to help mop up Jello for hours. And don't try this in a hotel bath. If the bride gets a bill for hotel damages, the prank has gone too far.

Pregnant Mistress
When the minister asks, "If anyone has a good reason why these two should not be married speak now or forever hold your peace?" Have a pregnant lady stand up hesitantly and say, "Oh, never mind, I'll just call my lawyer."

Cracker Jack Ring
When the groom asks the best man for the ring, have him turn nervously and say he doesn't have it. Each groomsmen should turn to the other and ask where the ring is. The last person in line grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks with the wedding ring inside.

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Funny Bridesmaid Tees 

Have the Bridesmaids wear to the Bachelorette Party and Rehearsal Dinner

The Bitchy One (Bridesmaid) shirt
The Bitchy One (Bridesmaid) by BacheloretteGirl

Wedding and Marriage Jokes 

Marriage Is Fun, No Really magnet
Marriage Is Fun, No Really, It Is Magnet

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Welcome Back To The Office Prank 

A post wedding prank.

While the bride (or groom) is away for her honeymoon, decorate her office like the one in the photo. Cover everything with foil or wrap. She''ll get a big surprise when she returns!

Fun For A Beach Wedding 

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For The Bride and Groom's Parents 

For The Father Of The Bride 

Joke Gifts For The Bride And Groom 

For the bride and groom who have everything.

Let the bride and groom know how you really feel about them. Ha ha.
Matching soap too!

YMCA Wedding Dance 


Wedding YMCA Dance Cheri and Jason

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Crosscheck's Wedding- YMCA

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Wedding YMCA June 13th 2008

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Erica's Wedding: YMCA

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Wedding YMCA

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Reed/Porter Wedding, YMCA

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Bachelor and Bachelorette Party T-shirts and Party Fun 

Have Your Guests Perform the Wedding Cha Cha 

Funny Wedding Dance


Khanh and Khuyen Wedding Cha Cha Cha dance

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Cha Cha Remix at Wedding Reception

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Smith Wedding - Cha Cha Slide

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Wedding Cha-cha

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Robbie Stuerman Doing the CHA CHA SLIDE Dance at Wedding

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Wedding cha cha

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Cha Cha Slide at Erica's Wedding

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utah wedding cha cha slide

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Walt doing the Cha Cha @ John & Michelle's wedding

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