I know my Weenie!

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Good Wieners Are Hard To Find!

It's very important to know your weenie! Here are some recommendations for the true Hot Dog/Wiener/Beef Frank/Frankfurter/Weenie fan. You won't find any great weenies at a ball park or at open-air mass events. Good hot dogs cost more - you'll get what you pay for. But there are places where you can buy "the real thing", and recently, some of the large food manufacturers in America have released much tastier versions of their most popular products.

Who proclaimed with all his might: "Weeni - Widi - Wici!"? Caesar - upon conquering the Frankfurters! Ouch...! (Really good ones are hard to find - jokes as well as wiener dogs.)

A "Wiener Schnitzel" is something completely different - a pounded pork cutlet, breaded and fried. Not something you should get at a fast food outlet.

Here we talk juicy links, pretzels, and beer.
Chef Keem says: "Ich bin ein Weenie!"

My thoughts on Weenies...

Wieners, that is - hot dogs.

The correct spelling is wiener, not weiner. The name comes from the Austrian city Wien (Vienna). We're talking about Wiener sausage here, called hot dog in America. I was born in Munich, Germany, to a German father and an Austrian mother. I was weened on wieners, hence my expertise on the subject. I might talk with an accent, write funny grammar, at times - but I do know my weenie!

Fun fact: Wieners are actually called "Frankfurters" (after the German city Frankfurt) in Vienna. Peculiarly enough, in Frankfurt, they're called "Wieners". Go figure. (I went, and I couldn't.)

Second thoughts on Weenies...

...not to be confused with second-guessing!

IMHO, a good weenie is made from beef only, and then they're usually called franks. A superior beef frank contains lots of quality meat cuts, fat, and stronger seasoning than a wiener. Wieners are made from pork, chicken, turkey, meat substitutes, and I-don't-wanna-know-what-else.

Very important is the "snap" when you bite into your weenie. And the juice should squirt a bit, and then dribble down your chin. Nobody likes a dry weenie!

And this is MY favorite weenie: Applewood Smoked Wieners

Third thoughts on Weenies...

...what goes well with weenies?

Mustard. Smooth, slightly spicy mustard. Or, the grainy, slightly sweet variety. I'd say: You must have mustard, ketchup only if you must. Sorry. (For the lame pun.)

Personally, I don't care for the common hot dog buns. I'd rather have a more substantial sourdough bun, or a slice of sourdough bread with my weenie.
Frankly, it's best to bake your own fresh pretzels. See a fantastic recipe below, please.

There you go, that's all you need for a tasty meal. Maybe some beer, too. A good book, a funny TV show - and you're set.

Original Bavarian Pretzel Recipe

Goes well with weenies!

1 Package active dry yeast (2 tsp)
Warm water (1/8 Cup-105°F)
Warm water (1 1/3 Cup)
Brown sugar (1/3 Cup)
Flour (4 1/2 Cups)
Baking Soda
Pot of water


Dissolve yeast in 1/8-cup warm water. Stir in 1 1/3 cups warm water, 1/3-cup brown sugar and flour. Knead dough until smooth and elastic. You can let the dough rise for a half hour or so, but it is not required.

Heat oven to 475°F. In a saucepan, measure 2 tablespoons baking soda to each cup of water. Put enough water to fill the saucepan at least 3 inches high. Bring soda and water mixture to a light boil and set heat to simmer. Make sure the baking soda is well dissolved.

Tear off some dough and roll a long thick pencil shape with your hands. Pick up both ends, cross to form rabbit ears and then twist the ends and pull them back to the rest of the loop. Place aside on lightly floured surface and let rise a few minutes.

Place pretzels one at a time in water/baking soda mixture for 10 seconds on each side or until the pretzel dough is light yellow in color. Remove the pretzel from boiling water and place onto a salted cookie sheet.

Salt the top of the pretzels with coarse ground sea salt. Place cookie sheet with pretzels into the oven for 8 to 10 minutes or until pretzel is golden brown. Enjoy while warm.

I recommend Dusseldorfer style mustard. Great with German Weisswurst and a Weissbier!

Notes: Do not refrigerate this dough, it will become unworkable.

Weenie In Disguise With Ketchup! 

Frankly - where did it all start?

A little history is called for.

Claims of invention of the hot dog are difficult to assess, because various stories assert the creation of the sausage, the placing of the sausage (or another kind of sausage) on bread or a bun as finger food, the popularization of the existing dish, or the application of the name "hot dog" to a sausage and bun combination.

The city of Vienna traces the lineage of the hot dog to the wienerwurst or Viennese sausage, the city of Frankfurt to the frankfurter wurst, which it claims was invented in the 1480s; the hot dog has also been attributed to Johann Georghehner, a 17th century butcher from the Bavarian city of Coburg who is said to have invented the "dachshund" or "little-dog" sausage and brought it to Frankfurt.

Around 1870, on Coney Island, a German immigrant named Charles Feltman began selling sausages in rolls.

Others also have been acknowledged for supposedly having invented the hot dog, including Anton Ludwig Feuchtwanger, a Bavarian sausage seller who is said to have started serving sausages in rolls at the World's Fair-either the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago or the 1904 Louisiana Purchase Exposition in St Louis -because the white gloves he gave to customers so that they could eat his hot sausages in comfort began to disappear as souvenirs.

Full article here

Wiener Parade On Flickr!

Guess which one is not quite in the right shape...

wiener

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wiener 1 point
wiener man

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Oscar Mayer Wiener

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Oscar Mayer Wie... 0 points
Wiener Dog

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Wiener Dog 0 points
Beef E. Wiener

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Beef E. Wiener 0 points
Wiener Dash

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Wiener Dash 0 points

Government in Action

USDA on weenies...

Byproducts, Variety Meats
"Frankfurter, Hot Dog, Wiener, or Bologna With Byproducts" or "With Variety Meats" are made according to the specifications for cooked and/or smoked sausages (see above), except they consist of not less than 15% of one or more kinds of raw skeletal muscle meat with raw meat byproducts. The byproducts (heart, kidney, or liver, for example) must be named with the derived species and be individually named in the ingredients statement.

Species
Beef Franks or Pork Franks are cooked and/or smoked sausage products made according to the specifications above, but with meat from a single species and do not include byproducts.

Turkey Franks or Chicken Franks can contain turkey or chicken and turkey or chicken skin and fat in proportion to a turkey or chicken carcass.

USDA report

Weenie Quote by James Beard, famous culinary writer and cook

"Many people think all frankfurters are the same. Nothing could be more wrong. Too often the frankfurter in the market display case is a dreary hunk of pressed meat. There is not much you can do to give it flavor. Hunt out German shops, Greek or Kosher delicatessens for the well-seasoned franks."

"You're Such A Brat, Weenie!" 

Weenie Encyclopedia Frankannica

Links to more information and entertainment on the topic. Online shops for the real thing.
Wikipedia on hot dogs
Origin, ingredients, preparations, competitions, and more - on Wikipedia
USDA
Hot dogs and food safety on the Dept. of Agriculture site
What's cooking in America
History and legends of hot dogs - this site is full of resources.
Chicago-style
Wikipedia entry on Chicago-style weenies
HotDogSpot
Blog about the quest for the best hot dog in L.A.
How stuff works
What are hot dogs made from? Answers here.
Nathan's famous
Nathan's home page. It's not my favorite weenie, but it stands above the crowd.
Bavaria Sausage, Inc.
Here you get a true weenie! And so many more real good Bavarian and German food products. And gifts galore! Bourdain highly recommends it.
Nueske's Applewood smoked
Step through the Pearly Gates - you have arrived. The Nueske Weenie is hands down the best frank I've juiced on my chin, outside of my home land Bavaria.

Authentic German Wieners And Bratwurst In Austin, TX

At Chef Keem's Bavarian Bistro Food Trailer!

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Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest

Sensational development!

Did you know?

2007 marks the first time in 6 years that the Japanese title holder Takeru Kobayashi was defeated at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. And the wiener...er... winner is: Joey Chestnut, from San Jose, CA.
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Weenie Heaven!

Nueske's wieners are served when you enter paradise.

Buy some now, because you never know when and IF you get there...
Applewood Smoked Wieners

Great Weenies on Amazon

Git yer weenies on...
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Weenie Poll

Wiener or Beef Frank

Wieners are made from pork, and/or chicken, turkey, bone meal, whathaveyou...
Beef franks are made from beef (and some fillers)

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Weenies on eBay

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Weenie Posts from Google

High price of making San Francisco cheaper
The discussion ? prompted by Supervisor Scott Wiener ? came as city leaders consider ways to create a permanent housing trust fund to fill the gap left by the closure of San Francisco's Redevelopment Agency. Until their elimination, such agencies ...
Vanguard Asset Allocation Fund comes to an end
But that's not much compensation for the money Asset Allocation left on the table in the last few years due to its relatively poor performance, wrote Daniel P. Wiener, publisher of the Independent Adviser for Vanguard Investors newsletter.
Flu season shows little severity
Director of Penn's Student Health Services Evelyn Wiener wrote in an email that the mild season can be attributed to several possible reasons. She explained that the influenza strain changes every year. ?Sometimes the changes in their makeup are ...
One German economist is ready to spend, stimulate
By Aaron Wiener, Los Angeles Times As Europe tries to climb its way out of a debt crisis, the continent's largest and strongest economy, Germany, has pushed its neighbors to reduce budget deficits and pledge to keep long-term public spending under ...

A Wiener on YouTube

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