Movies We Hate: Dukes of Hazzard

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Not including KISS putting out disco music, some things were better in the 70's.

My Review: Why I hate Dukes Of Hazzard 

in 100 words or less!

The Dukes of Hazzard (Unrated) [HD DVD]

Amazon Price: $9.99 (as of 10/10/2008)

Daisy Duke as a blonde? Blasphemy! And can Sean William Scott pull off any other role than complete douche? This remake was all wrong in all kinds of ways. It brings the suck.

Go ahead, disagree. I dare you. 

Is Dukes Of Hazzard the worst film of all time?

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Yeah, Dukes Of Hazzard is TERRIBLE.

TracyVA says:

I can't believe a studio spent money on this. Horrible casting choices all around (well, except for the part Willie Nelson played).

Arizona-Snow says:

They should never have attempted to rehash this excellent TV series. None of the characters fitted their roles and they even managed to make The General Lee look bad.

For more info on the excellent TV show visit my Dukes of Hazzard TV lens.

freelief says:

Definitely the worst attempt at turning a decades-lost TV show into a major motion picture.

You're crazy, it's not that bad.

 
 
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Who would win in a fight? 

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Dukes Of Hazzard quotes you love to hate. 

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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

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You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.

1 point

Nice roof assholes... Join us in the 21st century?

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Which is the best worst scene ever? 

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Daisy gives Enos wood

Fake Daisy, with all the charm of a snake, flounce more...0 points

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The REAL Daisy Duke

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Catherine smokin' hot Bach

Arizona-Snow says:

Jessica Simpson was way too skinny for this role (damn stick insect) and she definitely don't have the charisma that the stunning Catherine Bach has.

freelief says:

Der.

Jessica Simple

 
 
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