Nowhere near the original
Like most sequels, the best scenes and lines are pretty much covered in the theatrical trailer.
Jurassic Park III
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Why oh why can't people leave the damn island alone? Okay, carnivorous dinosaurs EAT PEOPLE. We got it. Nothing great was introduced here; it lacks much of the excitement we enjoyed the first time we saw T. Rex and the 'raptors.
Go ahead, disagree. I dare you.
Is Jurassic Park III the worst film of all time?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byYeah, Jurassic Park III is TERRIBLE.
You're crazy, it's not that bad.
chadman says:
Disagree. Pretty solid movie. Introduction of new elements such as Pterodactyls in the big bird cage and airplane attack scene was very cool!
Posted July 03, 2008
Gwen Stefani says:
I likes this films :) I gots to have thems!
WHAT YOU WAITIN FOR!! TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!! TAKE A CHANCE YOU NEED TO GROW!!
Posted February 15, 2008
Muggie says:
Why pay!
Posted February 15, 2008
freelief says:
It could have been worse. They could have started talking. Oh ... wait ...
Posted January 24, 2008
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Great. I'm in the worst place in the world and I'm not even being paid for it.
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Fine, go ahead and scream and when that "Tricikloplots" attacks you, don't come crying to me.
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Eric rescues Dr. Grant
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Disagree? Make your own lens about Lost World: Jurassic Park or whichever horrible sequel you despise the most.
Which sequel should have been buried with the shaving cream can?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byThe Lost World: Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park III
freelief says:
Lost World is worth seeing just to watch the T. Rex on the mainland.
Posted January 25, 2008
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