Movies We Hate: Jurassic Park III

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Nowhere near the original

 

Like most sequels, the best scenes and lines are pretty much covered in the theatrical trailer.

Jurassic Park III 

Jurassic Park III (Full Screeen Collector's Edition)

Amazon Price: $12.99 (as of 10/06/2008)

Why oh why can't people leave the damn island alone? Okay, carnivorous dinosaurs EAT PEOPLE. We got it. Nothing great was introduced here; it lacks much of the excitement we enjoyed the first time we saw T. Rex and the 'raptors.

Go ahead, disagree. I dare you. 

Is Jurassic Park III the worst film of all time?

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Yeah, Jurassic Park III is TERRIBLE.

freelief says:

How many times is seeing someone get bitten in half funny?

You're crazy, it's not that bad.

chadman says:

Disagree. Pretty solid movie. Introduction of new elements such as Pterodactyls in the big bird cage and airplane attack scene was very cool!

Gwen Stefani says:

I likes this films :) I gots to have thems!

WHAT YOU WAITIN FOR!! TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!! TAKE A CHANCE YOU NEED TO GROW!!

Muggie says:

Why pay!

freelief says:

It could have been worse. They could have started talking. Oh ... wait ...

 
 
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Who would win in a fight? 

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Jurassic Park III quotes you love to hate. 

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Great. I'm in the worst place in the world and I'm not even being paid for it.

1 point

Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic.

1 point

Dr. Grant said that is a very bad idea.

1 point

Fine, go ahead and scream and when that "Tricikloplots" attacks you, don't come crying to me.

1 point

It's a bird cage.

0 points

If we split up, I'm going with you guys.

0 points

No force on earth or heaven could get me on that island.

0 points

Which is the best worst scene ever? 

Cast a vote, or write-in your own selection.

Eric rescues Dr. Grant

"Be careful with that. It scares some of the more...1 point

The old fart joke

Carnotaur sniffs Spinosaurus dung, seems to have a more...0 points

Showdown! 

Seriously, who would win?

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T. Rex fo sho

Spinosaur rules

freelief says:

T. Rex has tiny arms and a big head.

 
 
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Jurassic Park III - Theatrical Trailer

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Jurassic Park III at a glance 

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The biggest loser 

Disagree? Make your own lens about Lost World: Jurassic Park or whichever horrible sequel you despise the most.

Which sequel should have been buried with the shaving cream can?

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The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park III

freelief says:

Lost World is worth seeing just to watch the T. Rex on the mainland.

 
 
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