My Review: Why I hate Star Wars, Episode 1 

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Star Wars - Episodes I & II (Full Screen Edition)

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What's not to hate? Young Anakin, cardboard Padme, less answers than questions. What this movie could have used, was for Darth Maul to kill Jar Jar Binks in the first five minutes, and then slay maybe another 1,000 Gungans just for practice.

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Is Star Wars, Episode 1 the worst film of all time?

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Yeah, Star Wars, Episode 1 is TERRIBLE.

MarcNorris says:

I can summarize it in one character:

Jar Jar Binks

Posted February 18, 2008

freelief says:

Der.

Posted January 24, 2008

You're crazy, it's not that bad.

jprice says:

I like this movie because it introduced me to Natalie Portman... So it has my eternal gratitude.

Posted May 05, 2008

 

 

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The Gungan fool.

freelief says:

Man, I made this tough.

Posted January 24, 2008

The golden child.

jprice says:

Young Anakin

Posted May 05, 2008

 

 

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