The funniest and weirdest books on Amazon.com

The Art of Mackin' by Tariq Nasheed

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The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks by Dan Indante

Another book full of dating advice, written for a more...1 point

Another book full of dating advice, written for a much larger group of readers.1 point

The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor by Larry A. Glanz

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The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan

A book about the spiritual lessons of flatulence b more...1 point

A book about the spiritual lessons of flatulence by a Buddhist teacher with a conspicuous name.1 point

Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate by John Baur

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Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People (Schiffer Book for Woodworkers,) by Dale Power

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English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life by Sterling Johnson

This should be required reading material for passi more...1 point

This should be required reading material for passing the US Citizenship Exam. Now that's a good f*cking idea!1 point

The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families by Bill O'Reilly, Charles Flowers

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1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k by tapeworm

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The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals by E. P. Evans

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How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer

A straight-faced guide to doing something most of more...0 points

A straight-faced guide to doing something most of the inhabitants of this planet know how to do instinctively from the day they are born - expel feces.0 points

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Dick: A User's Guide by Michele C. Moore, Caroline de Costa

A male-oriented anatomical manual written by a wom more...0 points

A male-oriented anatomical manual written by a woman. All I gotta say is... o_0.0 points

Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite by Adam Palmer, Jeff Dunn

An unexpected book about an unexpectedly awful mov more...0 points

An unexpected book about an unexpectedly awful movie.0 points

Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does by David Icke

Amazing confirmation that a reptilian extraterrest more...0 points

Amazing confirmation that a reptilian extraterrestrial race has controlled the world for thousands of years.0 points

The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families by Bill O'Reilly, Charles Flowers

Whichever side of the political spectrum you belon more...0 points

Whichever side of the political spectrum you belong on, I think we can all agree that giving your kids a book written by Bill O'Reilly isn't such a great idea.0 points

Stupid White Men: ...And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation! by Michael Moore

When it comes to agree white men with chip s on th more...0 points

When it comes to agree white men with chip s on their shoulders, I am an equal opportunity employer.0 points

The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Oral Sex by Ph.D., Ava Cadell

Maybe if the person you are with is a "pocket more...0 points

Maybe if the person you are with is a "pocket idiot," you shouldn't be letting them get so close to your genitalia with their teeth.0 points

The Other 'F' Word by Barry Seltzer, Erwin Seltzer

Whether you are interested in flatulence, crepitat more...0 points

Whether you are interested in flatulence, crepitation, gaseous emissions or miasmic effluence, this book is a breath of fresh air.0 points

What's Your Poo Telling You? by M.D., Anish Sheth, Josh Richman

I don't know, but isn't that what psychics are for more...0 points

I don't know, but isn't that what psychics are for?0 points

Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson

Don't get throw off the scent by other books on th more...0 points

Don't get throw off the scent by other books on the topic - Who Cut The Cheese is a definitive guide!0 points

What Shat That?: A Pocket Guide to Poop Identity by Matt Pagett

Ever paused to ponder poo? This unique book will r more...0 points

Ever paused to ponder poo? This unique book will resolve all scat squabbles and doo-doo debates. Ideal for nature lovers and backyard biologists, WHAT SHAT THAT? is an original and authoritative survey of the substance that unites all creatures big and small. All major international species are covered, along with more wild and exotic species, while full-color photos capture each turd in all of its glory. Handy identification tips and "scat facts" run throughout the book to help you gain confide...0 points

We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle by Bill Kaysing, Randy Reid

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Up Shit Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures by Joe Lindsay

We all know HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS-but do we dar more...0 points

We all know HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS-but do we dare? After reading this uproarious collection of "fecal misadventures" from a veteran river-rafting guide and yarn spinner extraordinaire, you may think twice before venturing out into the great beyond...or even down the hall to your nice safe water closet.0 points

Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product by Dave Praeger

Is "The Origin of Feces" a Darwinian con more...0 points

Is "The Origin of Feces" a Darwinian concern? Perhaps not, but it is the title to the preface of this tongue-in-cheek and unexpectedly revealing exploration of human behavior by the webmaster behind the popular PoopReport.com.0 points

From Niggas to Gods, Vol. II: Escaping "Niggativity" & Becoming God by Akil

Is this a book about religion or clever pun making more...0 points

Is this a book about religion or clever pun making? One way to find out.0 points

Deliberate Acts of Needless Meanness: A Miscellany of Mischief-Making by Justin Rosenholtz

Deliberate Mean Act #1 - When tourists ask you to more...0 points

Deliberate Mean Act #1 - When tourists ask you to take their photo, make sure you don't get their heads in the shot. They'll soon stop troubling the locals.0 points

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max

A book about douche-baggery, written by a douche-b more...0 points

A book about douche-baggery, written by a douche-bag.0 points

Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk by Daniel Maurer

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Major Conflict: One Gay Man's Life in the Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell Military by Jeffrey McGowan Maj USA

A serious book, that I wouldn't ordinarily include more...0 points

A serious book, that I wouldn't ordinarily include if not for the bad pun in the title, General E. Speaking of course.0 points

Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III

If 2 girls 1 cup is the dessert, this book is the more...0 points

If 2 girls 1 cup is the dessert, this book is the main course.0 points

Darwin's Black Box: The Biochemical Challenge to Evolution by Michael J. Behe

Yet another Creationist textbook that attempts to more...0 points

Yet another Creationist textbook that attempts to pass off theology as scientific theory.0 points

Capitalist Nigger: The Road to Success : A Spider Web Doctrine by Chika A. Onyeani

This book is a must read for anyone attempting mak more...0 points

This book is a must read for anyone attempting make money by publishing an outlandish book with a sensanionalist title.0 points

Ninja Mind Control by Ashida Kim

The great Ashida Kim is neither a ninja master, no more...0 points

The great Ashida Kim is neither a ninja master, nor Japanese (or Korean) as the misleading pseudonym would suggest. Aside from publishing multiple Ninjutsu books promising the reader ancient secrets and fantastic powers, Kim is purported to have run a black belt mill ninjutsu academy in Florida.0 points

Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives by Laura C. Schlessinger

Something tells me that the amicable Dr. Schlessin more...0 points

Something tells me that the amicable Dr. Schlessinger is holding back here. Surely there's more than ten stupid things that women do to mess themselves up! Someone should tell the good doctor that, sometimes, a little tough love goes a long way.0 points

Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers: Best of Blogs

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How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes

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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!" by Carolyn Wyman

A wildly enthusiastic publication about an irrelev more...0 points

A wildly enthusiastic publication about an irrelevant and antiquated (by)product.0 points

The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods by Mark Larson, Barhey Hoskyns

The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover! Act more...0 points

The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover! Actually, I'm pretty sure this is yet another tongue in cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet.0 points

The Metrosexual Guide to Style: A Handbook for the Modern Man by Michael Flocker

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Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain by Sherry Velasco

You had me at "Pregnant Men," Miss Velas more...0 points

You had me at "Pregnant Men," Miss Velasco...0 points

Vampire Stripper by Patrick James

Her name is Raven, the most beautiful showgirl Las more...0 points

Her name is Raven, the most beautiful showgirl Las Vegas has ever known. This exotic beauty holds a dark, dangerous secret. She's nearly one hundred years old and she's a cold-blooded vampire. She preys on the clients of Sin City's strip club while daring law enforcement to stop her. The Vampire Stripper.0 points

The Good Faggot Guide (Black Country Kitchen) by Ghislaine Povey, Richard James

I *think* this book is about cooking.0 points

There Are Only Two Religions in the Whole World by Akil

From the Author of The Goddess Blackwoman: Mother more...0 points

From the Author of The Goddess Blackwoman: Mother of Civilization, and From Niggas to Gods, Vol. II: Escaping Niggativity and Becoming God comes a book about religion.0 points

Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K by Grant R. Jeffrey

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How to Be an Internet Pornographer by Lady Sharlot

Laid-off? Tough economic times got you down? Get r more...0 points

Laid-off? Tough economic times got you down? Get rich quick schemes don't work? Success in the seedy, immoral world of internet porn is only a few clicks away.0 points

LOL: The Humor of the Internet by Steve Marshall, Patty Miller-Marshall

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Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing by Sadie Allison

So many penises-and no instruction manual. Till no more...0 points

So many penises-and no instruction manual. Till now.0 points

The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor Lavey

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Steal This Book

The shock value of this book is diminished when it more...0 points

The shock value of this book is diminished when it is sold online.0 points

Sex in the Hood by White Chocolate

Reviewers are calling this book "boring as he more...0 points

Reviewers are calling this book "boring as hell," "filty and discussin" [sic], and just overall the "worst book" ever.0 points

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever by David Narter

The only thing that surprises me about this book i more...0 points

The only thing that surprises me about this book is that the author didn't choose a pseudonym that fits in with the title. You know, something like Judah Mann, or Rick Shaw, or Jed I. Knight.0 points

The Sluts by Dennis Cooper

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Walter, the Farting Dog by William/ Murray, Glenn/ Colman, Audrey (ILT) Kotzwinkle

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LOLcats: Teh Most Funyest, Cutest Internet Kittehs by Editors of Ulysses Press

You know the world is coming to an end when LOLcat more...0 points

You know the world is coming to an end when LOLcats get a book. Actually it's three. There are three books about LOLcats at Amazon.0 points

Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults by Master Sugoi

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REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by Robert Hamburger

Another ninja book, this time by the creator of re more...0 points

Another ninja book, this time by the creator of realultijmatepower.net, a joke website about ninjas.0 points

Natural bust enlargement with total mind power: How to use the other 90 % of your mind to increase the size of your breasts by Donald L Wilson

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Gangsta Rap Coloring Book by Anthony

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The Bijou Cock Coloring Book by Steven Toushin

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The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas by Morgan Hastings

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Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition by Barry R. Burg

Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition, historian B. R. B more...0 points

Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition, historian B. R. Burg investigates the social and sexual world of these sea rovers,0 points

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer

Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give ever more...0 points

Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!0 points

Talking Cock by Richard Herring

It inspires lust, fear, awe and laughter. And yet, more...0 points

It inspires lust, fear, awe and laughter. And yet, it is an object of shame and when engorged, indecency.0 points

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Improving Your IQ by Richard G./ Alpha Group (Edt)/ Politis Pellegrino

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The White Man's Guide To Dating Black Women by Adam White

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I Can't Believe I'm Buying This Book: A Commonsense Guide to Successful Internet Dating by Evan Marc Katz

It's official: There is no longer a stigma associa more...0 points

It's official: There is no longer a stigma associated with Internet dating. It's true. We promise. Nearly 50 million Americans have tried it. That means roughly half of the single adult population has filled out an online dating profile or has at least browsed a few personal ads, just to see who's out there. Quickly disappearing are the days of awkward setups and random encounters. Today's singles simply post a profile on a handful of dating websites, then sit back and wait f...0 points

The Electronic Candy Store: A Guide For Women To Find "Mr. Right" On The Internet by James J. Raines

Description: This is the first of what hopefully w more...0 points

Description: This is the first of what hopefully will be many books on dating (more specifically through the Internet), by the hot new Author, James J. Raines. This books gives an incredible male perspective along with very intense insights for any woman thinking of trying the Internet dating world, or who is feeling like "throwing in the towel". Mr. Raines is a self-proclaimed former "Player" who will be enlightening all women who purchase this book in the ways & means of how most Internet dati...0 points

White Women by J. C. Stephens

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The Interracial Dating Book for Black Women Who Want to Date White Men by Adam White

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How to Get Any Man to Do Anything You Want! by Dusty White

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The Easiest Way to Meet and Pick Up GirlsEVER!!: The little black book of dating by Dusty White

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The Thermodynamics of Pizza by Harold J. Morowitz

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Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How to Keep Your Tractors Happy and Your Family Running by Roger Welsch

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Tea Bag Folding by Janet Wilson

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How to Cook Roadkill by Richard Marcou

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The History of Lesbian Hair by Mary Dugger

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Shitting Pretty: how to stay clean and healthy while traveling by Dr Jane Wilson-Howarth

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Art and Science of Dumpster Diving by John Hoffman

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How to Succeed in Business without a Penis: Secrets and Strategies for the Working Woman by Karen Salmansohn

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Dining Posture in Ancient Rome: Bodies, Values, and Status by Matthew B. Roller

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The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories by Alisa Surkis, Monica Nolan

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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III

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Day My Butt Went Psycho by Andy Griffiths

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Butt Wars: The Final Conflict by Andy Griffiths

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Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger by Kevin Bolger

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What Buttosaur Is That? by Andy Griffiths

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Zombie Bums from Uranus by Andy Griffiths

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I'm Barack, Not Borat! by Christopher Jansen

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