All Sorts of Funny and Weird Ebay Listings
People are always trying to list strange things that they think someone would actually buy. Maybe it's for profit, or maybe not, but either way, there are always a few good laughs on Ebay.
Starbucks Smiley Face Blueberry Coffee Cake on Ebay
Weird Food Listings
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Mary on Toast?
Other Weird Stuff
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The Generally Weird
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Nifty Car
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Ben the Doll on Ebay
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Spooky Stuff!
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Life Size Gumby (on the right)
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Shelly wrote
I smiled all the way through and Gumby got the laugh!
Susan52 wrote...
Just saw this on the forum. Very funny lens - very clever idea as well. SquidAngel blessings for your cleverness!
Tipi wrote...
Just seen this lens on Twitter. Funny stuff! You have made me smile, thanks!
Election Day 2008, a day in history and I visited your lens. Do you think that could make me famous? Well, I'll just be happy with knowing it is written...and I approve this message! Great lens!
momsherbs wrote...
So funny. Jay Leno has some funny ebay sells on his show sometimes too.
Posted December 14, 2008 
