Weird and Unusual Gift Ideas

This little ingenious device, dubbed the 'Beer Belly', is a cheapskate/alcoholics dream machine.

Basically this contraption is a stealth beverage system that enables you to sneak a drink in anywhere (preferably alcohol). Constructed using 'top quality' materials, this device slings onto the users stomach area and is held in place by straps in the back. The perpetrator can then load his choice of 80 ounces of his beverage of choice, both hot or cold, and put a shirt on and pretend like he has a unborn in the works. Then covertly sip the drink through the camel back like straw or pour it into a cup.

I must say, when I saw this I was amazed. This is truly a unique device, and at $34.95, it literally pays for itself. Alcohol at sporting events is ridiculously priced, so just fill this bad boy up before the game and prepare to be drinking your beverage of choice at a super discounted price.

PRICE- $34.95
Beer Belly Homepage

So you want to go to Heaven, right? Well now you can buy your way in. Reserve A Spot In Heaven offers unique travel packages that guarantee it's 'travelers' a spot in the clouds.

Offering two levels of access, they have a basic package that includes all the documents needed, such as identification card, reservation certificate, ticket, introduction letter and mini travel guide, and a exclusive package that includes the previous items with an additional 'VIP' pass and framing for the items. All items are custom designed and professionally presented. Their homepage says they offer a 'WING' package but it seems to be coming soon.

This has to be one of the most outrageous things I've seen. It does seem like a good idea for a gag gift and would fit easily into any stocking and for the price, who can complain about eternal life in paradise??

Don't delay, reserve your spot today!

PRICE- $19.95 (basic), $39.95 (exclusive)
Reserve A Spot In Heaven's Homepage

This isn't a new one but it sure is out there (literally). Make your loved ones holiday season by surprising then with a land deed to some property on the moon (or other planets). That's right, for a small price, you can purchase land on other planets. How you will get there to claim it (assuming there aren't already beings living there), I have no idea, but it's the thought that counts.



Similar to naming a star, there are a few sites that offer this service and all pretty much give you the same thing: certificate, map, letters, and miscellaneous information about your purchase.

PRICE- Ranging from $20 - $200

Moon For Sale
The Lunar Registry
The Moon Shop
Moon Estates
Planetary Investments

This one might not be good for children, but will sure raise some eyebrows. So what is it? The zolipop (also known as smellkiller) is a stainless steel 'lollipop' that neutralizes bad odors in the mouth when sucked on. So lets say you at some garlic bread or maybe a few onions and your breath is kickin, bust out the zolipop (thanks to it's handy dandy lanyard key chain), suck it for a little and WALLAH! No more bad breath. Honestly, I can't say wether or not it works for sure but it sure would be an interesting present, especially if it was from a secret Santa to someone with hygiene problems.

PRICE- $13.00 available in red and blue

Get A Zolipop

Finally an alarm that that will get up even the most stubborn of people.Don't think for a minute that this alarm clock is like your ordinary one because it's not. This device has two giant wheels on the side of it, and when the alarm goes off it begins to roll away! That's right, it will roll right off your table and begin to travel like a madman wherever it can, forcing the sleeper to get physically get up and chase it down in order to turn it off (or let it keep beeping).

Developed by an MIT student, Clocky wasn't meant to be what it is now. The student had originally done it as a project but was later approached by groups who wanted her to produce it as a retail product. She ended up taking matters into her own hands and started her own company and is now selling the clock on her website.

PRICE- $50 from the official site, $45.00 from Amazon
Available in all white or white and a variety of pastels

NandaHome.com

I had always wondered why they never made a powdered alcohol drink. Somewhat like gatorade or koolaid mixes, but with alcohol. I always figured it could be a good idea because you could mix it with whatever you wanted, to whatever strength you desired, and then googled it and saw they already had such a thing!

Finding it in the US will be very hard though. There are a few companies though that are selling this in European nations and a few companies in the US developing a similar products. In europe, Booze2Go and Subyou were two of the larger brands offering their powdered alcohol. Basically you mix the powder with 0.5 liters of fluid and you get an drink with about the same amount of alcohol content as a beer.

Something like this seems like it would attract a lot of kids, and I could totally see it being abused, which might be why it's not in the United States, but companies such as Pulver Spirits have similar products in the works. If you can get your hands on some it sure would make an insanely weird gift idea though.

PRICE- $1-3 a pack (0.5 liters)
Different flavors available

Subyou-Be True
Pulver Spirits (USA)
Experts Warn About Powdered Alcohol
Real Tech News Article

Now this is an interesting shirt that will sure get a lot of mixed reactions. Some love it, some hate it, either way it's a clever shirt. Sold by Terror T-Shirt, the t-shirt has fake chest strapped bomb printed on the front, complete with sticks of dynamite, timer, straps, wires and activation button. On the back there is an advertisement for the website. Just one word of advice though, don't think about wearing this to the airport.

PRICE- $20.00 available in black only

Terror T-Shirt Homepage

Call it what you might, there is a lot of talk online about Orgone, or what can be described as a universal life energy that surrounds us and is in everything. Originally discovered By Dr. Wilhelm Reich, it is said to have been used by him to cure his patients of cancer and other illnesses. People have even run cars off of it using a device called a Joe Cell.

Orgonite is said to have a lot of properties, such as being able to ward off evil spirits, cleans the body, protect and even kill aliens and demons. Is this just another form of voodoo? I'll let you be the judge of that but it sure is interesting stuff.

There are websites that sell orgone collecting devices which you can place in your home or car or in your lawn to protect and heal. Ranging in prices depending on size, they can run from $20 to a couple hundred. You can even make your own if you want. This is surely something that will get a good conversation going at the dinner table, so check it out.

PRICE- $20-$200 many different forms of devices sold

Orgonite Vendors
What is a Joe Cell and how to run your car off it, for FREE
Orgone.Net
Orgone Wiki