Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood
Yo. I'm fixin to tell you how it is in the hood. See 'cause in the hood, everybody's a target. *GUNSHOT* Narrator dies.
The movie is about Ashtray, who is sent to live with his farther to learn how to be a man.
Ashtray and his cousin Loc Dog is trying to survive in the hood.
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood (Unrated Miramax Collector's Edition)
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The story of two young cousins trying to survive in their hood. Parody on Menace II Society and Boyz n' the Hood
Ashtray
Shawn Wayans
Ashtray is sent to live with his father, so he can learn how to be a man. Ashtray's father lives in the hood. On the same street as Ashtray's father lives Loc Dog, Ashtray's cousin.Also living in the hood is Ashtray's friends, Preach and Crazy Legs.
Ashtray wants to move out of the hood someday.
Loc Dog
Marlon Wayans
Loc Dog is America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty and profanity.Loc Dog is Ashtray's cousin, who lives with his mother and grandmother across the street from Ashtray's father's house. As a 40 drinking, weed smoking hood kid, Loc Dog always come strapped, prepared for anything.
Loc Dog drives an old mail truck.
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Preach
Chris Spencer
Preach is former gang member turned activist, now he's just confused. Crazy Legs
Suli McCullough
Crazy Legs used to be the best dancer in the hood, but is now paralyzed from the waist down, after a drive by shooting. Best Don't Be A Menace Quotes: Sound off
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Toothpick
Darrell Heath
So used to being in jailed, that even when he is on the outside, he lives like he was in still in prison.Quotes:
I ain't worried about jail
I don't give a damn about going to jail
Take me to jail
Lock me up
Throw away the key
I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass
Y'all come on, you never been in the shower with another man and seeing the suds running down the crack of his ass and get turned on?
Ashtray's Father
Lahmard J. Tate
Only a couple of years older than Ashtray, he is gonna learn Ashtray how to be a man.House rules:
1. No smoking my shit
2. Don't let me catch you drinking my shit
3. And if you bring ANY of them hos up in here, make sure, I fuck 'em first
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