We Simply Do Not Miss Girls!

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We Simply Do Not Miss Girls!

Let's get to the point. Guys simply do not miss girls! When I think of her, it is because I like her.

Ok, so I left her! Is it my fault if I want better things, new places, bigger opportunities?

I'm only a man. I wanna go out, and buy her a house and good stuff. So I went to the other side of the world. To work for minimum pay, and afford her all that. And I simply do not do missing-you's.

 



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ARE YOU IN DANGER OF GETTING MUSHY? 

Here's street-smart ways to get out of it.

1. watch it

Your thoughts, your choice. Look at me, things about her are driving me crazy. But don't let the good times turn bad. Don't wish for it. Be happy with it. I feel great that those times existed.

Instead of thinking about the distance, I think of how lucky I am for those times

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Untitled

 

2. live now

I could spend all my time reliving all the fun we had, but then I'd miss testing monkey bars with my nieces and throwing pebbles at other kids! (yeah, I'm a stay-at-home-macho-nanny)

And I'm qualified to say, stop daydreaming, buy that supply of toilet paper, do your underwear laundry, or dispose those stinky diapers properly now before you regret tomorrow that you didn't do it today.

 

3. flash it
Chicks dig that smile, so flash your pearly whites. Even with a knocked out tooth or nothing to smile about, and especially when things feel heavy 'coz you ran out of toilet paper again(and I told you so). Flash it! I say every good thing starts with a smile.

Do you know flashing your pearly whites is more powerful than biting someone?

 

4. just act

Lemme ask you, d'ya enjoy being called to take out the garbage while watching a sexy beach scene on tv? But I bet when you come out acting all cool about it, the nice girl next door will be smiling at ya.

Really feel bad, huh? Be cool about it, take some time off. And when you feel like moping, just act happy anyway. At least that's what experts say; it'll trigger your happy bones.

Times, things are not exactly how I'd like them, so what can complaining do? Instead, making the most of it and finding ways to make things better, now that's challenging and fun! Plus, by making things better for yourself and others, you get to leave your mark, a memorable one!

I got to thinking like this because of this guy, but don't blame him for the craziness, I was born with it.

 

5. go out

Go out with the most beautiful woman on earth! Mother nature. I don't know how she does it, but she sure has her way of making handsome ol' me healthy and happy! Maybe it's the sunlight, maybe it's the fresh air.

Let me tell you a secret (I have a reputation to keep ya know), but when you have to cry (chicks dig guys who KNOW how to cry), her arms can ease it like no other and you'll be up and running in no time.


A close look at Japanese maple trees
A close look at Japanese maple trees

 

6. move it

Shake that sexy body and move it! Exercise and have fun doing it. When I'm turning into a time bomb, and/or smiling just isn't enough, exercising really makes me feel great. Make it a habit. Keeps you good looking like me! But keep that one a secret too, running from paparazzi's irritating.

Exercise
Exercise

 

7. drink up

Don't like going to the weeshroom often? Me neither, but you got no choice, your butt's gonna get stuck up, your face's gonna look uglier, and your brain's gonna clot if ya don't drink enough WATER. How'd you like that?

That's what experts say! Well actually, they would put it this way, "lack of healthy amount of water in the body causes boredom, depression, poor memory, and a lot of many other diseases." Which one d'ya like better?


Pitcher of Water Poured Into a Glass
Pitcher of Water Poured Into a Glass

 

8. trash it

D'ya love your room art so much that you haven't changed it for years? It's time to trash it! Garage sale that Mission Impossible poster for my pic, or yours if ya think yer so hot. C'mon, you only get to live once, try different atmospheres! It's gonna be like changing oil for the wheels in your head.

A sexy woman sitting on a chair
A sexy woman sitting on a chair

 

9. do it

Do the thing that you enjoy. Don't force yourself to do what you don't want to, just 'coz others are great with the puppy-look, unless it's really that important or you have no way out of it, then find a way to enjoy it!

I Need A Hug
I Need A Hug

 

10. get new

Suit up, get a new "do", spoil yourself, should I say accessorize? Wanna try something new out of your usual fashion? Ya never know what else looks good on ya!

Clothing Optional Beyond This Point
Clothing Optional Beyond This Point

 

Get advise from these guys!

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11. go pro

Find something to do, go productive. Squidoo! Look at all the happy squids around! It's contagious. And did ya know Squidoo helps you earn?

Swim with the Squids and make your first lens. Make it the time of your life!

 

Doing something good for others is cool too! I really enjoyed helping in recycling, packing those containers, tetra packs, and stepping on soda cans can actually be a musical experience.

Wanna try it? See, 50 Things You Can Recycle:
50 Things You Can Recycle
Ideas on things you can have fun recycling, go green!

 

12. tune up

Feel the sounds, but choose well. These guys called experts say that the music you listen to has a really big influence on you. Their advise, scan your music for what you want to be.

Music is a personal thing, but just to compliment the point:

a. Yanni Santorini, Live at the Acropolis - Stimulates the intellect if Mozart makes you fall asleep

I believe Mozart is still best for babies:

Playtime
Playtime


b. Maksim Mrvica, Flight of the Bumblebee - Lively brain massage

Humpty Dumpty ain't gonna crack

Studio Shot of Fragile and White Chicken Egg
Studio Shot of Fragile and White Chicken Egg


c. Brian Mcknight's Win - Slow and easy listening so you can relax but know you're not being psychologically battered

Close-up of a Pair of Old Boxing Gloves
Close-up of a Pair of Old Boxing Gloves


d. You're the Best - Rock that doesn't weight on your soul but builds you up

Body Building-Curling Dumbbell Biracial
Body Building-Curling Dumbbell Biracial


e. May Christ Be Exalted in Me - Praise and Worship that encourages you to be the best of who you are.

Whatever You Are, Be A Good One
Whatever You Are, Be A Good One

 

13. say it

Honesty is cool. I think the best and most relieving things those expert guys taught me is to be honest. With myself, then with others. Other than that, it's none of my business, so I can let it go. Way it turns out, everything's better and everyone's happier.

Honesty is not the easiest thing, I know. Especially when you have family and friends you don't know how not to hurt when you want something else.

Try this guy, he knows me better than I knew myself and he's never met me!

 

14. get it

Go for what you want. As long as you don't hurt yourself and anybody, this is a free planet. Know what you truly want? Truly? Yer not selfish. In fact, you'll make other people happier, 'coz taking care of yourself first ensures that you are healthy, happy and able to cater to others.

And it ain't even 'bout achieving it. If it's your God-given honest desire, just going after it is what really makes you alive!


Goal
Goal

 

15. kid up

Can't get out of bed? Kid up. I like hanging out with kids, and they can really teach you a lot of things. Aside from Naruto ninja moves and Care Bear bright ideas, which can be painful and messy when your teachers are below 8 years old, kids can really teach you priceless things. And when you're brave enough to be like them, let go of inhibitions, and honestly just know what you want, you feel up for great things!

Untitled, 1982
Untitled, 1982



On the flip side, you might find it difficult to sleep. Lack of sleep means less energy when the sun is up, plus the same lack-of-water symptoms. But even if you don't mind getting uglier with lack of sleep, I'm sure the 'how to stop snoring' link is for you!

 

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Final and Personal Notes: 

Seen Finding Nemo?

You know two year olds? They must fall about... what, more than four year olds can count? But they just get up and go again. So the next time you're bruised or fallen, "Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!"

 

You know those big, annoying, but cool images on my lens?

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AllPosters: Did I say 'annoying'? I meant 'good looking'(or something like that). Don't you just hate typos?

 

Lastly, certainly not the least...

We simply do NOT miss girls! And I definitely do NOT do Missing-You's. And to my Baby, this is for you because I do not miss you...

(I'm a good liar, the truth is...I don't know how else I can keep this up, I Miss You)

See how much that energy can do? It got my first lens up. That's how much I miss you. Well actually I will do better in time, but it's my first Squidoo lens, so.. I hope it's cool.

Be Gentle Guys, I'm a Softy! 

and make me look good in front of my girl, will ya?

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To all my fans, guests, raters and favoriters. Despite the many senseless things on my lenses, I'm a man of few words, please let Loverboy sing you my heartfelt appreciation. I love you, guys.

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