What are my pets trying to tell me?

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You have now been given a new Job - Pet Interpreter

Your duties will be to tell me exactly what my pets are trying to tell me - I have been ripping my hair out trying to understand. All I can hear is Barking and Meowing from my 9 pets and I think they are trying to tell me something. If you are reading this then you are fully qualified for this position.
The job is simple all you need to do is take a look at some of the pictures I took of my pets and tell me what you think they are trying to say below by adding a caption to each.
Not only will I thank you for it, but my pets will to once I know what they are trying to say. Learn about your pay for this job at the bottom of the page.

Bailey 

I just asked her to get off the couch

Yeah right!!

2 points

No, you get off my couch!

2 points

Let's make up; I don't like you being mad at me.

1 point

naaah to you, ma.

1 point

Nana boo boo! You can't make me!

1 point

I don't know what you're asking me to do

1 point

blbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

0 points

And I said not right now!

0 points

But...you always sit on the couch.

0 points

I was comfortable.

0 points

Get OFF the couch? Sorry I could not hear you. Wait a minute...Is that the fridge door I hear opening?

0 points

But I'm you're "good girl"

0 points

Why should I?

0 points

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Learn More about Bailey 

Rosco meets Sushi for the first time 

His tail was wagging, but his eyes seemed to say something else - is that Drool?

Don't be scared, kid! I'm not gonna hurt ya!

3 points

Is this my new chewtoy?

2 points

Look kid, I'm the head honcho; you don't steal the lovin' and I don't show the teeth.

2 points

If I keep wagging my tail mom will never know I am going to eat this kitty for a snackers!

1 point

If I swallow quickly, no one will notice

1 point

Dinner?

0 points

No more room @ the Inn

0 points

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Rosco is a Power Chewer - watch out Sushi 

No need to worry Sushi is safe, sound and spoiled rotten

Scar 

Not sure what to make of this? You?

Wait...that's my leg. OUCH!

3 points

My Toy!!!

1 point

Where is the cream filling?

1 point

And then you take it like so...

1 point

I can't believe I 'almost' ate the whole thing!

1 point

UFC here I come!

0 points

Look! I caught one of those birds in the bird movie!

0 points

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Maybe Scar had too much Catnip? 

Dodge 

What is she waiting for? Why does she just stare out the window?

I KNOW there's a way out of here.....

1 point

Sigh. Such a boring day...

1 point

Just sitting here waitin' for that poodle cutie to jog by with her mom!

1 point

When is mom coming home?

1 point

Get me out of here - Help!!!

0 points

Where's that darned squirrel?

0 points

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I think Dodge is thinking how peaceful and quiet it is outside free of all the cats 

Sushi 

What are those Blue Eyes trying to say?

Missing the goldfish! What goldfish??

3 points

You are getting very sleepy........

2 points

Just call me Micky blue eyes - capice

2 points

I didn't do it.

1 point

My pinpoint focus is amazing, huh?

1 point

Who me?

1 point

Help, Rosco is trying to eat me!

1 point

That catnip gave me the munchies!

0 points

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Sticker 

and the newly planted Catnip Plant

Hmmmm, this looks like a good place to potty.

3 points

White cats on drugs

1 point

In about two weeks, it'll be cropping time! Yeah, baby!

1 point

Omm...grow baby grow!

1 point

All I need are rolling papers, dude!

1 point

Ohhhh Drugs

0 points

Hello my name is Sticker and I'm a Knipper....

0 points

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Fang 

I was just taking a picture of him

...and then Josie took my mouse, and Fido just laughed, and....

3 points

Damn papparazzi

2 points

I really, really just want to be left alone.

2 points

Grr! Look mean so she will put that flashing thing away!

2 points

Get that camera out of my face or I will eat you

1 point

Don't make me hurt you...I said no pictures!

0 points

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Bugsy 

I am just not sure what Bugsy was trying to say

Let me in!!!

2 points

Hellloooo! I can't turn the handle on my own ya know!

2 points

And they scored!

2 points

Stop the world I wanna get off!

1 point

If you don't let me in NOW, the aliens will have total possession over me!

1 point

Look mom I am just hanging out

0 points

Uh oh......I'm slipping, quick someone, anyone, I'm slipping...

0 points

Hellooooooeeow!

0 points

ET phone home!

0 points

boo!

0 points

OK. Who closed the door just as I was flying through?

0 points

Hey! Woo Hoo! Over here! Let me in!

0 points

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Maybe Bugsy needed his Cat Scratcher? 

Cyber 

I needed to cook dinner for the humans in the house

ahhhh, peace at last!

3 points

Now the human's will experience what a hairball feels like...{evil kitty laugh}

2 points

The perfect spot to keep an eye out for more food.....no one will suspect.

1 point

I is one happy cat.

1 point

Perfect fit!

1 point

Cyber Soup is on

0 points

I wish you'd stop using my pans when I'm enjoying them.

0 points

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Now that you have finished your job I would like to take you for some Coffee. 

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Geting Paid 

So you did your job and now you want to get paid for it. Not a problem - Checks in the mail!!! Thanks for your help and I hope you had fun.

So will you add this job to your resume? 

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