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What To Do About Your Beater Car

by Terry Barga



(Bee-t-r) Verb- One's decrepit motor coach; another word for rolling POS; quite frankly, one key turn from the car compactor.



If you have never owned a beater you should indulge in this experience. There is something about rolling down the highway at 70 miles an hour just wondering when something else will fall off of your car. It is exhilarating. It's living on the edge... much like a roller coaster at a theme park as it clicks up the big hill; my beater clicks up the hill not because it is full of fun loving passengers, but because it has a very bad transmission. Much like the roller coaster, with every click you are thinking, "are we going to fall back down?" or "will this thing stop when it gets to the bottom of the hill?" How about "will it stall when taking off from the bottom of the hill?" or my favorite "why is there smoke coming out of the a/c vents?"
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NorDac

You seems to be describing some of my favorite past cars. :)

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