Wittiest Wench Ever
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WELCOME TO THE QUEENDOM OF QUIRKY
Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world and the wittiest wench ever, also rules the roost with a pair of shocking pink velvet gloves and a golden rubber spatula in the Queedom of Quirky, (which is home to far too many quippers, quaffers and quidnuncs).
If truth be told, no one else stepped forward to claim this terrific title. So when push came to shove, she crowned herself Queen, found a throne with a plush cushion to sit upon, hired a gourmet chef to build the biggest chocolate-flavored castle ever, and engaged the services of a 'civil' engineer to build a moat (filled with large, bad-tempered, surly, smelly slug-like creatures) not to mention a fancy hydraulic draw-bridge (to keep trolls, trojan horses and testy tiddlywink players out naturally).
Last but not least, she enjoys hosting the annual Feast of Fools just to amuse herself!OH JOY - GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!
2012 is the Chinese Year of the Dragon!
Dwayne, the dashing dragon with the girl tattoo, knew that this was the best year to win the heart of his dearly beloved beauty, Puff the Magic Dragon-Lady.
Regretfully, H.R.H. Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, (a former flame-thrower of some renown), didn't make the cut even.
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For more information about dragons, please visit -- 2012 Year of the Dragon
All You Ever Wanted To Know About the Queendom of Quirky
WINNER OF THE "GIANT SQUID OF THE YEAR AWARD" IN THE HUMOR CATEGORY!
Apparently she received with news with much aplomb and grace befitting a Queen of Quaffs & Quidnuncs. Actually, she smiled, waved, and promptly went back to eating her crumpets with marmalade on top and sipping a spot of English breakfast tea.
In the meantime, she wishes her subjects a supremely successful solstice, or if you prefer, a Happy Whateveryouwannaka!
I DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BEING CALLED "PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON"! (Illustrator Credit: Roy Doty)
TOP 10 REASONS WHY HRH-QQ IS THE WITTIEST WENCH EVER!
- She's the brains behind "Wordorium", a wacky wordpeckering site.
- She's an award-winning humor blog writer.
- She's been named "Grand Punjandrum" by the folks at Wordlab.com.
- She wrote a bewildering bedtime book entitled, "The Glorious Glossary of Snit", exerpts of which appear in a lens by the same title.
- She's the co-founder of the "Socratic Order of Sandboxes", a pretentious place for piffling ponderings.
- She has a fondness for Heffalumps, and things that go bump in the night.
- Her favorite hobby: excavating, ressurecting and preserving odd or out-of-date wonderfully wicked words in the English language.
- One of her lighthearted lenses, 2008 Year of the Rat earned a spot on Squidoo's "Top 100" list in late 2007 and was awarded Lens of the Day, on January 10, 2008.
- She adores obscure yet titillating topics from tiddlywinks to vintage vixens and the best books never written.
- She may be a wench with a wattle, but it is her wicked wit which brightens up any boring dinner table conversation if she's given the opportunity.
Sweet Tweets From A Smart Tart!
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QUIRKY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT HER IN SQUIDU REVIEW:
"Quipping Queen is the queen of more than just quips. If you're looking for a laugh over a city name heartier than Hell, Michigan, look no further than her Funny Place Names lens".
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-- Kimberly Dawn Wells, Community & Charity Organizer, Squidoo.com, and Editor of The SquidU Review, "What's In a Name", September 2, 2009
What the web says about HRH THE QUIPPING QUEEN & EMPRESS OF ECCENTRICITY
Fetching RSS feed... please stand byWitty Women Know How to Color Their World Be It Red or White!
"I have a rare intolerance to peeled grapes which means I can only drink fermented fruit in a glass with cheese and crackers!"
TITILLATING TASTEBUDS
Let it be clearly understood that Queen of Quaffing has a deep and abiding affection for "Naked Grape", "Blasted Church" and "Bitch Barossa" but couldn't give a sweet tweet about "Sofa King" wine!
FANCIFUL FEEDS FROM HRH-QQ
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LINKS THAT PROVE THE POINT
www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com
The Queendom of Quirky is where she hangs out.0 points
www.squidoo.com/quippingqueen
All you need to know about H.R.H. QQ!0 points
www.wordorium.blogspot.com
Her favorite words of wit and wonk.0 points
LinkedIn: Quipping Queen
A professional profile of a potty personality.0 points
WonderDawg: Day 20 of 100 blogs in 100 days
Words that make me all warm and fuzzy!0 points
AMUSING ACHIEVEMENT
Even though she is not a fishy character, HRH QQ is now a certified member of the esteemed "Giant Squid 100 Club".
HRH-QQ'S FAVORITE PHARMACEUTICAL
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FUNNY FEATURES FOR FLAKES AND FRUITCAKES
YOUR TURN: AM I RIGHT?
Note: There is, after all is said and done, only one right answer that deserves to see the light of day and this is the place to put your fondest regards, best wishes, and heartfelt greetings.
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qlcoach
Jul 3, 2008 @ 12:28 pm | delete
- Yeah, quirky, fun, and a great stress reliever!Thanks for interacting with my lense too.
Sincerely: Gary Eby, author and therapist
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cherangelry May 28, 2008 @ 7:48 pm | delete
- You chose the perfect adjective- quirky you are! (And to avoid any misunderstanding, I mean that strictly in the you-are-amazing kind of way, not the you're-just-weird way!) 5*
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LeslieBrenner Feb 29, 2008 @ 9:27 am | delete
- Dear Grand Punjandrum,
I too am a fan of grand books never written! Love your humor.
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