We all know how incredibly hard work it is to open a bottle or two and pour a drink.
Labor-intensive, time-consuming, and overly burdensome are all terms that describe the rigors and agony associated with such back-breaking activities.
Well, recently, there has been a virtual plethora of devices released on the market, to automate this, and related home bar activities. Years in the making, these devices are in the process of revolutionizing the home bar experience, so that all of us amateur bartenders can spend more time not preparing drinks, but rather watching the game, schmoozing with the guys, and, well, drinking.
There are a whole lot of them out there, and while I'm putting as many of them as I can up here right now, I'm also keeping a keen eye out for every new device out there, and I'll be adding them all as quickly as I can.
Remote Controlled Upright Pinball Game
Ah, pinball, one of the great pastimes, especially in a tavern, or, a home bar. But all that standing, and hitting those buttons, and the body English to keep that ball alive. Oh, if you could only play sitting down. On a couch. From across the room. WAIT - you can, with the
Remote Controlled Upright Pinball Game,

the pinball game that stands upright on a table and is played via remote control.
It still has those classic arcade features like flashing LED lights, solenoid controlled flippers, and hidden tunnels, and it even offers three skill levels. A lighted scoreboard tracks play and displays high scores, and a detachable black light allows glow-in-the-dark play. The remote has a 20' range, so pour a tall one, get comfy on the couch, and hit that remote.

Remote Controlled Upright Pinball Game

$199.95 at
Hammacher Schlemmer
the Waring Professional Martini Maker
We all know how terribly difficult it is to take out a shaker or a pitcher, put in some ice cubes, pour in some Vodka or Gin, and that dash of Vermouth, and then actually stand there stirring it, or, heaven forbid,
shake it. Well, after centuries of drudgery, Waring has totally removed the agony from preparing the Martini, with their revolutionary new
Waring Professional Martini Maker. That's right, an
electric Martini maker. Just add the stuff, hit the touch pad, and let Waring shake or stir your Martini.
Waring Professional Martini MakerWas $124.95 Now only $99.99, plus Free Shipping at
allBarstools.com.
from Heineken and Krups, the BeerTender
Open a bottle? Open a can? Pour a beer? Oy, such work! Especially the third one, the fourth one, .... Well, NEVER AGAIN! After years and years of development, a joint effort from Heineken and Krups has produced
The BeerTender.
Fresh, cool, and smooth draft beer, with the flick of a single finger! No more cutting your hand on that bottle cap that you thought was a screw-off. No more slicing your palm on the pop top from the beer can that slips out of your beer-moistened grip. Now, you re-load the
The BeerTender once a month (ok, once a week, depending on consumption), and then easily pull the handle (toward you, not away) for that easy-to-serve, labor saving, ice cold draft brew.
The BeerTenderWas $400.95, then $299.99 Now only $249.99, plus Free Shipping at
allBarstools.com.
The Remote Controlled Beverage Cooler
Ok, you
really don't mind opening that bottle or can, you just do not want to get up to get the can or bottle. You are, after all, watching the game, and it's not halftime. Or, you're outside by the pool, and it's so warm and lovely, and the bar or the kitchen is such a long walk from there. Well, here's the greatest labor-saving device yet invented by man, the
Remote Controlled Beverage Cooler.

Yep, hit that remote, and a cooler full of ice cold brew (ok, in the cans, in the bottles)
will travel up to 40 feet to bring you your next drink. Required Notice: Also suitable for water, juice, soft drinks, or even ice cream!
Remote Controlled Beverage Cooler<

$69.95 at
Hammacher Schlemmer
The Pop Up Hot Dog Cooker
Hungry? After a couple of beers, brought to you by your remote controlled cooler, a hot dog sounds real good. But who wants to stand over a grill cooking it? And put the bun in the oven to toast? Too much work. Well, how about a toaster that will not only accept the odd shape of a hot dog bun, but will cook your hot dog at the same time? In fact, it will cook two of each at the same time! Yep, some genius has invented the
Pop-Up Hot Dog Cooker
Pop-Up Hot Dog Cooker

$49.95 at
Hammacher Schlemmer
Automatic Wine Bottle Opener
There is nothing like a fragrant, tasteful glass of fine wine. But, oh, getting the corkscrew, lining it up in the exact center of the cork, pushing the point into the cork, and then turning and turning and turning, and then pulling it, and hopefully the cork, out. Well, fret not more. Enjoy a fine glass of vintage vino, without the work, with the
Automatic Wine Bottle Opener.

Merely insert the pointed end into the cork, and push the button. That's it. The cork miraculously pops out. No turning, no pulling, no broken corks.
Automatic Wine Bottle Opener

Automated corkscrew removes cork from wine bottle at the touch of a button, without leaving any crumbs behind.
$29.95 at
Hammacher Schlemmer
Personal Oxygen Bar
Is breathing just too hard to do sometimes, especially after a few at your home bar? Well, the effort and hardship has just been removed from the act of breathing, with your very own home
Personal Oxygen Bar,

that features easy to use push button controls. Breathing was never so easy.
Personal Oxygen Bar

$299.95 at
Hammacher Schlemmer
The 14 M.P.H. Cooler
Going on that outing, and need to lug that heavy, heavy cooler along? Well, fret no more! No need to strain those delicate back muscles (or worse) or enlist a friend or two to help with the manual labor. Not with the
The 14 M.P.H. Cooler.

That's right, a motorized cooler that you can
ride to your favorite drinking location. A 500-watt electric motor propels the cook up to 14 mph, with you aboard. And its fully insulated, so you don't freeze your behind in the process.
The frame is built from durable but lightweight aircraft aluminum, and the cooler has a chain drive, disc brake, and variable-throttle control, ensuring speeds and handling like a golf cart. And you won't get too thirsty during your trip - there is a cup holder!

The 14 M.P.H. Cooler

$499.95 at
Hammacher Schlemmer

Cushioned seat and back rest sold separately for $29.95