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Or Shockingly Funny, Depends on How You Look At It!
Got any plans?
Got your costume yet?
Here's a tip: Horror is out. Psycho clowns, and bloody beasts with chainsaws are passe. If you REALLY want to get your scare on check these out - you'll definately freak out the neighbors. Or make them deliriously giddy if they're the cheeky sort!
Click The Pix
Clicking on any picture will take you to the sites where each costume is available for purchase. Plain, brown wrapper included.
I Don't Even Want To Know Why Someone Would Dress Like This.
These Are Just Wrong on So Many Levels...
A Chicken With Its Head Cut Off
For The Animal Lovers
The Crazy Cat Lady is Kind of Cool, But The Pigs in A Blanket Would Give Me Nightmares.
Don't forget to buy extra blood to splash around!
The Crazy Cat Lady!!
(Halloween is October 31, 2008)
The Wishful Thinking Section
Funny Penis Costumes.
Hung Like A Horse?
Yes, They're Giant Shit Costumes.
You Can Figure Out The Rest
No Shit, Sherlock!
Holy Shit!
We all know people who think they're Hot Shit anyway.
Bullshit!!
So THAT'S what it looks like when the Shit Hits the Fan.
DUDE!
Bong not included, you'll need to provide your own.
Do People Actually Buy These?
Well, to each there own. Here ya go - dress as a giant penis or vulva if you like.
This one would look better with a cape. Then, you could be "Super Sperm".
OK, Well....This One's Kind of Cute.
Trick or Treat?
Adult Candies For Your "Goodie" Bags!
Naughty Favor Box
Amazon Price: $10.40 (as of 07/11/2009) 
Candy Cock Rings
Amazon Price: $4.99 (as of 07/11/2009)
Gummy Boobs
Amazon Price: $5.99 (as of 07/11/2009)
Trojan Condoms and Naughty Novelties Variety Pack
Amazon Price: $22.99 (as of 07/11/2009)
Night Light Condoms 3s
Amazon Price: $6.75 (as of 07/11/2009)
For Your Inner Boob
It's Nice To See Socially Responsible Adult Costumes.
Oh, These are REAL Subtle.
Not.
One Night Stand. Creative, I think.
Now, Don't They Look Like A Fun Couple?
I'm Betting They Won't Be At The PTA Fundraiser This Year.
Naughty Naughty
Give Me Your Candy!!
Naughty Candy Assortment Gift Box
Amazon Price: $39.95 (as of 07/11/2009)
I Don't Even Want to Go Here-
Who Will Win Your Prize?
Sexiest Halloween Costume Sash
Amazon Price: (as of 07/11/2009)
Amused? Aroused? Or Just Running For Your Life?
Nightcat wrote...
You so rock dude! Love this ROFL! Never knew Squidoo could be so much fun. Did you match the password on purpose? Hehehhe. :)
Posted August 26, 2008
kab wrote...
I actually laughed out loud at A Knight to Remember...and I don't mean "lol" I mean physically really laughing.
Posted August 19, 2008
Shelley wrote
I have seen some good ones, and some sexy ones but these made me just laugh outright. Thanks for the giggle!
Most of the ones I have seen out make me think someone didn't realize these were not for public consumption: http://www.scarepros.com/SexySexyCostumes.html
Posted August 15, 2008
