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The Worst Pick-up Line Ever

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They're all Terrible

Pick-up lines are horrible.
Some are silly.
Some are dorky.
Some are just plain retarded.
I have yet to see or hear a really good pick-up line.
(Unless it's something original which would mean it isn't a "line")
This lens is devoted to the worst.
The creme de la creme of crappy.
The macaroni and cheesiest.
The Worst. Pick-up line. Ever.
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And Now, The Worst Pick-up Line Ever.

“You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels, just running all day.”

In Your Eyes, Marilyn

What Do You Think?

Here's where you can curry favor for your top pick, or support the current worst.

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Bookworm25 says:

If it's not it's got to be in the top three. If someone said this to me i would have to walk away in the opposite direction, extra speedily!!

Posted August 19, 2011

hamza says:

i say that shit dont make sence lol i dont get it

Posted December 23, 2010

jgelien says:

Possibly it is the most disgusting one I've ever heard.

Posted November 16, 2010

fastpicker89 says:

www.linepot.com definitely has the best of them. They have a lens around here somewhere too...

Posted August 18, 2010

niveK says:

Yes, that is so an unattractive pickup line.

Posted February 16, 2009

No way!

Pukeko says:

No, but this lens is G rated so I can't tell you the worst one I have heard, this would be the second worst though :)

Posted August 19, 2011

Max says:

not at all heres the worst
My love for you is like diahrea i just cant hold it in and when it comes out it goes all over the place

Posted December 11, 2010

casey says:

uh heck no

Posted August 20, 2010

 
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You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels, just running all day.

This perfect blend of sleaze and cheese, of cool a more...3 points

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If I told you your body was beautiful would you hold it agaist me?

It's cheesy, presumtuous and a little off though n more...1 point

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How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or not?

I mean really??????1 point

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I like every muscle in your body, especially mine!

Obviously, this is a line used on women. It is a b more...0 points

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Probably the best pick up lines you'll ever read r more...0 points

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