The Worst Lens Ever Made
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This is a Lens about Squid
A squid is a kind of sea creature that some people like to eat. They are also used as bait for other kinds of fish. The term 'Squid' also refers to a person that creates lenses on Squidoo. This is a lens about all kinds of Squid.
Great "Squid" Stuff on Amazon
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New "Squid" Flickr Photos
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I don't feel like looking for good pictures or lerning any HTML, so I'm just going to put the keyword Squid into this module and show you someone else's pictures of Squid. I'm in a hurry because I want to make 50 lenses in 50 days!
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Reader Feedback
well, I didn't change the name of this module, and I'm certanly not going to bother putting it at the bottom of the page where it belongs. So once you've looked at everything, your have to come back up here if you want to say anything about my lens.
I always stop reading a lens once I see a guestbook, but I'm hoping you'll keep scrolling and see all of the other Squid things I'm selling!
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SayGuddaycom
Feb 9, 2012 @ 5:14 pm | delete
- This lens depressed me. I'll never make anything this good. I'm going to give myself up to the fishing boats, one less squid!
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SayGuddaycom
Feb 9, 2012 @ 5:14 pm | delete
- This lens depressed me. I'll never make anything this good. I'm going to give myself up to the fishing boats, one less squid!
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JohannaBaker
Feb 4, 2012 @ 7:15 pm | delete
- It is common sense isn't it? Thanks for your lens...btw my grandson enjoyed the Squid movie...
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TrendyBoots
Feb 3, 2012 @ 4:09 pm | delete
- LOL! thanks!
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Merstarr
Dec 6, 2011 @ 7:45 pm | delete
- Point taken... and had laugh too! Thanks :)
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“I'm going to show you some more Squid things that you can buy now.”
"Squid" Amazon Spotlight
Squids Will Be Squids (Picture Puffins)
Amazon Price: $3.22 (as of 02/16/2012)![]()
List Price: $7.99
Used Price: $0.18
I'm just going to copy and paste some of the info that was on Amazon, because I'm in a hurry!
Squids Will Be Squids offers lessons such as "Everyone knows frogs can't skateboard, but it's kind of sad that they believe everything they see on TV." Sure, it's goofy, but it's also saying to kids, "Don't believe everything you see on TV." In "Duckbilled Platypus vs. Beefsnakstick," the bragging platypus and his beefy buddy teach us "Just because you have a lot of stuff, don't think you're so special." Of course, there is nothing heavy-handed here--morals such as "He who smelt it, dealt it" and "Elephants never forget, except sometimes" satirically prance amid the more heartfelt snippets of sagacity.
Release Date: 12/31/1969
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A Huge List of "Squid" Stuff on Amazon
I'm going to cram this module full of all the Squid stuff I can find on Amazon, even though it's a pain in the rear to scroll through them all. It took a long time to find all of these items. Does that count as effort?
Sterling Silver Squid Pendant, Inlaid w/ Pink Lab Opal with CZ,1 7/8" (48 mm) tall,
This Pendant is Solid Sterling Silver Rhodium Plat more...1 point
Giant Squid by Safari
The Wild Safari hand-painted, authentic, and affor more...1 point
Giant Squid, Monterey Bay Aquarium
The world's premier line of vinyl sealife replicas more...1 point
Squid: The Definitive Guide by Duane Wessels
Squid is the most popular Web caching software in more...1 point
Do You Squidoo? The Power of Web 2.0 for Generating Floods of New Traffic by Joel Comm
When Seth Godin launched Squidoo, he opened up an more...1 point
Matchbox Mega Rig Squid Sub
Dive into undersea adventures that you put togethe more...0 points
Squid T-Shirt, Pine Green, XX-Large
This Squid t-shirt is 100% Preshrunk Ringspun Cott more...0 points
Berkley Gulp Saltwater Lures 3" Squid Salt Pepper Glow
Gulp! Squid has the look, feel, and smell of live more...0 points
Outside and Inside Giant Squid (Outside and Inside (Walker & Company)) by Sandra Markle
Explore the eerie world of giant squid, a creature more...0 points
Squidbillies, Vol. 1
Studio: Turner Hm Entertainm Release Date: 10/16/2 more...0 points
Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid (HOW) by Doris Haggis-on-Whey, Benny Haggis-on-Whey
Here is the third installment in a series of reference more...0 points
The Search for the Giant Squid: The Biology and Mythology of the World's Most Elusive Sea Creature by Richard Ellis
One of Publishers Weekly's Best Books of 1998, and more...0 points
The Calamari Wrestler
A championship wrestling match pits Koji Taguchi a more...0 points
That Darn Squid God by James Clay
In the year 1881, the moon suddenly begins to turn more...0 points
Octopus and Squid (Undersea Encounters) by Mary Jo Rhodes
Experience an underwater adventure! From sea drago more...0 points
Lio: Happiness Is a Squishy Cephalopod by Mark Tatulli
Drawn in the age-old style of pantomime strips, LIÓ more...0 points
Mug with wildlife, squid, marine, fish, underwater, cephalopod
* Custom coffee mugs are dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe. more...0 points
Play-n-Squeak Squid
Interactive toy with catnip! Microchip sound for m more...0 points
Head Wizard Scalp Massager
*Colors may vary from photo. You will receive Red, more...-1 point
Great "Squid" Stuff on CafePress
Another great module title!
Squid Ninja Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
It's a squid. And a ninja. With throwing stars, nunchaku, katana, sai, and kanji characters on a red sun graphic.
SQUID Oval Sticker
Five Letter Word Oval Stickers. More stickers at www.stickdeez.com. - SQUID - Oval Sticker
Great "Squid" Stuff on eBay

Giclee Print">Calmar de Bouyer Giant Squid Caught by the French Vessel "Alecto" off Tenerife Canary Islands
Giclee Print
Buy at AllPosters.com
Framed Mounted
New Did you know? Random Facts
New Del.icio.us "Squid" bookmarks
Here's a list of links about Squid that other people like.
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Giclee Print">Squid, Pl.2 from "Histoire Naturelle Generale Et Particuliere Des Cephalopodes Acetabuliferes"
Giclee Print
Buy at AllPosters.com
Framed Mounted
Okay, Seriously...
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This is the actual guestbook!
If you've made it this far, give yourself a pat on the back! That means that you've been reading closely!
So what's your biggest lens peeve? Please feel free to leave feedback about The Worst Lens Ever. I hope that you didn't find it too sarcastic, it's all in good fun!
Now that you know what not to do, get out there and create your own awesome lens!
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khakigirl
Dec 30, 2011 @ 9:18 pm | delete
- Great lens! I seriously hope I'm not doing any of these things. Some of my older lenses might need some sprucing up though.
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khakigirl
Dec 30, 2011 @ 9:19 pm | delete
- Oops, doubled posted. Sorry!
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khakigirl
Dec 30, 2011 @ 9:18 pm | delete
- Great lens! I seriously hope I'm not doing any of these things. Some of my older lenses might need some sprucing up though.
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favored1
Dec 8, 2011 @ 6:22 am | delete
- Poink wel tiken. (got it:) I know we all have some sleepers at times, but a lens like this would really cause some damage. In my line of work I do editing all the time, and it amazes me as to how many errors can slip by even after you've checked it several times. For example, when working at 5:30 am like I am right now. Gotta get some sleep.
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davespeed
Nov 26, 2011 @ 1:46 pm | delete
- This was fun, instructive and very clever. Nice job. I only have one lens so far and your lens showed me a mistake that I made - I didn't put the guestbook at the end of the lens. I'm off to fix that right now. Thanks for sharing this lens with us!
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