The Worst Lens Ever Made

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This is a Lens about Squid

In this introduction, I am going to say something moderately intelligent about my topic (squid) so that you will think that this lens is worth reading. Once I've drawn you in, I hope that you will buy some stuff.

A squid is a kind of sea creature that some people like to eat. They are also used as bait for other kinds of fish. The term 'Squid' also refers to a person that creates lenses on Squidoo. This is a lens about all kinds of Squid.

Great "Squid" Stuff on Amazon

I didn't have time to think of a good title for this module

Now I would like you to take a look at some Squid stuff that I found on Amazon. If you by it, I'll make money. I'm pretty sure you will buy it, because you were Googling Squid and it brought you here. That's why I made this lense.
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New "Squid" Flickr Photos

I don't have time to think of any good module titles

I don't feel like looking for good pictures or lerning any HTML, so I'm just going to put the keyword Squid into this module and show you someone else's pictures of Squid. I'm in a hurry because I want to make 50 lenses in 50 days!

Korean spicy stir-fried squid by KFoodaddict
squid fest by ▓▒░ TORLEY ░▒▓
Paella - 1 by C John Thompson
Paella - 4 by C John Thompson
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid the Whale by YODCOX!
Squid Rings - 1 by C John Thompson
Squid Rings - 2 by C John Thompson
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Cool "Squid" Videos

here is some videos about Squid that might make you want to by some of the products on this page. Pretty cool. Right now, your probably wishing I paid attention in english class
The Fierce Humboldt Squid - KQED QUEST
by KQEDondemand | video info

418 ratings | 396,903 views
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Reader Feedback


well, I didn't change the name of this module, and I'm certanly not going to bother putting it at the bottom of the page where it belongs. So once you've looked at everything, your have to come back up here if you want to say anything about my lens.

I always stop reading a lens once I see a guestbook, but I'm hoping you'll keep scrolling and see all of the other Squid things I'm selling!

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“I'm going to show you some more Squid things that you can buy now.”

"Squid" Amazon Spotlight

Squids Will Be Squids (Picture Puffins)

Amazon Price: $3.22 (as of 02/16/2012)Buy Now
List Price: $7.99
Used Price: $0.18

I'm just going to copy and paste some of the info that was on Amazon, because I'm in a hurry!

Squids Will Be Squids offers lessons such as "Everyone knows frogs can't skateboard, but it's kind of sad that they believe everything they see on TV." Sure, it's goofy, but it's also saying to kids, "Don't believe everything you see on TV." In "Duckbilled Platypus vs. Beefsnakstick," the bragging platypus and his beefy buddy teach us "Just because you have a lot of stuff, don't think you're so special." Of course, there is nothing heavy-handed here--morals such as "He who smelt it, dealt it" and "Elephants never forget, except sometimes" satirically prance amid the more heartfelt snippets of sagacity.

Release Date: 12/31/1969

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A Huge List of "Squid" Stuff on Amazon

I'm going to cram this module full of all the Squid stuff I can find on Amazon, even though it's a pain in the rear to scroll through them all. It took a long time to find all of these items. Does that count as effort?

Sterling Silver Squid Pendant, Inlaid w/ Pink Lab Opal with CZ,1 7/8

Sterling Silver Squid Pendant, Inlaid w/ Pink Lab Opal with CZ,1 7/8" (48 mm) tall,

This Pendant is Solid Sterling Silver Rhodium Plat more...1 point

Giant Squid by Safari

Giant Squid by Safari

The Wild Safari hand-painted, authentic, and affor more...1 point

Giant Squid, Monterey Bay Aquarium

Giant Squid, Monterey Bay Aquarium

The world's premier line of vinyl sealife replicas more...1 point

Squid: The Definitive Guide by Duane Wessels

Squid: The Definitive Guide by Duane Wessels

Squid is the most popular Web caching software in more...1 point

Do You Squidoo? The Power of Web 2.0 for Generating Floods of New Traffic by Joel Comm

Do You Squidoo? The Power of Web 2.0 for Generating Floods of New Traffic by Joel Comm

When Seth Godin launched Squidoo, he opened up an more...1 point

Matchbox Mega Rig Squid Sub

Matchbox Mega Rig Squid Sub

Dive into undersea adventures that you put togethe more...0 points

Squid T-Shirt, Pine Green, XX-Large

Squid T-Shirt, Pine Green, XX-Large

This Squid t-shirt is 100% Preshrunk Ringspun Cott more...0 points

Berkley Gulp Saltwater Lures 3

Berkley Gulp Saltwater Lures 3" Squid Salt Pepper Glow

Gulp! Squid has the look, feel, and smell of live more...0 points

Outside and Inside Giant Squid (Outside and Inside (Walker & Company)) by Sandra Markle

Outside and Inside Giant Squid (Outside and Inside (Walker & Company)) by Sandra Markle

Explore the eerie world of giant squid, a creature more...0 points

Squidbillies, Vol. 1

Squidbillies, Vol. 1

Studio: Turner Hm Entertainm Release Date: 10/16/2 more...0 points

Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid (HOW) by Doris Haggis-on-Whey, Benny Haggis-on-Whey

Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid (HOW) by Doris Haggis-on-Whey, Benny Haggis-on-Whey

Here is the third installment in a series of reference more...0 points

The Search for the Giant Squid: The Biology and Mythology of the World's Most Elusive Sea Creature by Richard Ellis

The Search for the Giant Squid: The Biology and Mythology of the World's Most Elusive Sea Creature by Richard Ellis

One of Publishers Weekly's Best Books of 1998, and more...0 points

The Calamari Wrestler

The Calamari Wrestler

A championship wrestling match pits Koji Taguchi a more...0 points

That Darn Squid God by James Clay

That Darn Squid God by James Clay

In the year 1881, the moon suddenly begins to turn more...0 points

Octopus and Squid (Undersea Encounters) by Mary Jo Rhodes

Octopus and Squid (Undersea Encounters) by Mary Jo Rhodes

Experience an underwater adventure! From sea drago more...0 points

Lio: Happiness Is a Squishy Cephalopod by Mark Tatulli

Lio: Happiness Is a Squishy Cephalopod by Mark Tatulli

Drawn in the age-old style of pantomime strips, LIÓ more...0 points

Mug with wildlife, squid, marine, fish, underwater, cephalopod

Mug with wildlife, squid, marine, fish, underwater, cephalopod

* Custom coffee mugs are dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe. more...0 points

Ty Squidward Tentacles

Ty Squidward Tentacles

The Squidward Tentacles plushie!0 points

Play-n-Squeak Squid

Play-n-Squeak Squid

Interactive toy with catnip! Microchip sound for m more...0 points

Head Wizard Scalp Massager

Head Wizard Scalp Massager

*Colors may vary from photo. You will receive Red, more...-1 point

Great "Squid" Stuff on CafePress

Another great module title!

Here's some cool Squid stuff that I found! Please buy it!

Squid Ninja Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

It's a squid. And a ninja. With throwing stars, nunchaku, katana, sai, and kanji characters on a red sun graphic.

Buy Now

SQUID Oval Sticker

Five Letter Word Oval Stickers. More stickers at www.stickdeez.com. - SQUID - Oval Sticker

Buy Now

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Great "Squid" Stuff on eBay

I'm not really concerned with what might show up in this module, I just put in the magic Squid keyword and call it a day!
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New Did you know? Random Facts

This doesn't have anything to do with my topic, but I'm throwing it up here anyway because I think it's neat. It doesn't matter if it clutters up my page because I'm not really concerned about that anyway. I'm not worried that no one will want to lensroll me because I get off topic too much.

New Del.icio.us "Squid" bookmarks

Okay, Seriously...

I hope you have enjoyed my version of the worst lens ever made.

Not Your Average Lens

A Showcase of Awesometasticness

Not every lensmaster is out there to ruin it for the rest of us. I'm always so grateful whenever I come across a lens that is well written, well planned and interesting. These are some of the lenses that are as far from the worst lens as you can get!
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My Inspiration

This lens was inspired by a great lensmaster who also has an idea of what a lens should not be. Congratulations to Mimi for getting Lens of the Day!
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Comments

This is the actual guestbook!

If you've made it this far, give yourself a pat on the back! That means that you've been reading closely!

So what's your biggest lens peeve? Please feel free to leave feedback about The Worst Lens Ever. I hope that you didn't find it too sarcastic, it's all in good fun!

Now that you know what not to do, get out there and create your own awesome lens!

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    khakigirl Dec 30, 2011 @ 9:18 pm | delete
    Great lens! I seriously hope I'm not doing any of these things. Some of my older lenses might need some sprucing up though.
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    khakigirl Dec 30, 2011 @ 9:19 pm | delete
    Oops, doubled posted. Sorry!
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    khakigirl Dec 30, 2011 @ 9:18 pm | delete
    Great lens! I seriously hope I'm not doing any of these things. Some of my older lenses might need some sprucing up though.
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    favored1 Dec 8, 2011 @ 6:22 am | delete
    Poink wel tiken. (got it:) I know we all have some sleepers at times, but a lens like this would really cause some damage. In my line of work I do editing all the time, and it amazes me as to how many errors can slip by even after you've checked it several times. For example, when working at 5:30 am like I am right now. Gotta get some sleep.
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    davespeed Nov 26, 2011 @ 1:46 pm | delete
    This was fun, instructive and very clever. Nice job. I only have one lens so far and your lens showed me a mistake that I made - I didn't put the guestbook at the end of the lens. I'm off to fix that right now. Thanks for sharing this lens with us!
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