Not only can you vote for your favourite, and thus put the jokes in order of hilarity, but you can add joke of your own. The only stipulation is it must be an absolute original, because that what this lens is all about. My first contributor nips in with the cactus joke. Don't be afraid to add your name at the end of the joke if you wish. http://www.squidoo.com/New_Funny_JokesNew_Funny_Jokes Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 FeedCreator 1.7.2 A robber goes into a bank, points a gun at the teller and says, "Give me all your money, or you`ll be geography." The teller says, "Don`t you mean hi... Points: 3 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 Man goes to the Doctor, he says, "Doctor, I keep feeling I'm being followed by a car." The Doctor says, "Don't worry, it will soon pass." Points: 2 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 One for programmers. A bubble floats into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve your sort in here." Points: 1 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 Recently I made a painful mistake. I planted a field of cactus and than attempt to individually water them. Two rows in I was just asking myself, why... Points: 1 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 A man is driving a motorised loom down the motorway when he`s stopped by a patrol car. "What's the problem, Officer?" he asks. The copper says, "You... Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 Murphy is visiting Paddy`s house and notices the TV is on fire. "Nothing to worry about", says Paddy. "It`s one of those new set-a-light TV`s." Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 I wanted to watch the wildlife in my garden, so I built myself a hide. Now I can't find it. Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 When I was at University I studied ballet. I graduated with a 2:2. I also took a degree in music. I got a 1:2, a 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4. Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 Someone suggested I invest in the food industry, so I bought a Chinese takeaway. Last week two Cantonese guys removed it. Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 What do you call a woman on a building site? Gerda. Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 What do you call a girl in a Kebab shop? Madonna. Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600 There is a plane and the engines blow up. The pliot said we need to edject some luggage so we can make it to land. The passengers agreed to it. Then t... Points: 0 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:17:45 -0600