Squidoo : Plexo : Best FUNNY Sayings Ever With your help, I hope we can discover the top Best FUNNY Sayings Ever http://www.squidoo.com/best-sayings-everbest-sayings-ever Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 FeedCreator 1.7.2 There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. Points: 2 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 The beatings will continue until morale improves. Points: 2 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 A fool and his money are soon parted... but they were lucky to get together in the first place. Points: 1 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Eat right, don't smoke, don't drink, exercise daily... Die anyway. Points: 1 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 REALITY is for people who can't face SCIENCE FICTION. Points: 1 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Points: 1 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Blessed are they who have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded to say it. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Tradition was just a fad. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Never call a man a fool -- Borrow from him. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 A closed mouth gathers no foot. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 The only thing we have to fear is PHOBOPHOBIA. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Every single person can convince themselves they are a genius. No married people can. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Always remember you're unique... just like everybody else. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 I.R.S. -- We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Jesus is Coming -- Everyone look busy. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Confusion not only reigns, it pours. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 I used to have a handle on life; then it broke. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Q: What is 6 point 9? A: A great thing interrupted by a period. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Those who forget this sentence are doomed to reread it. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600 Is there intelligent life on Earth? Yes, but I'm just visiting. Points: 0 Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:07 -0600