The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. ... http://www.squidoo.com/best-pastorjoke-ever Sat, 18 Feb 2012 06:42:43 -0600 FeedCreator 1.7.2 Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:52:18 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/best-pastorjoke-ever/squidcast/26385-best-joke-i-ve-heard-in-a-long-long-time Ok, not one for much casts here, but couldn't let this one go. This one had me almost in tears. I couldn't help myself. Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:54:37 -0600