Glad you decided to drop by and enjoy a gushing giggle or two, (especially if you didn't get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, or even an unsigned vacuous Valentine's card this year). Frankly, when Cupid failed to deliver Prince Charming let alone return the infamous glass slipper, it's not surprising that some wee wenches went wild and refused to kiss frogs, toads, or any other living creature under the mistletoe! Needless to say when a few mirthless metrosexual males showed up ... http://www.squidoo.com/my_funny_valentine Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:20:50 -0600 FeedCreator 1.7.2 Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:03:58 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/my_funny_valentine Glad you decided to drop by and enjoy a gushing giggle or two, (especially if you didn't get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, or even an unsigned vacuous Valentine's card this year). Frankly, when Cupid failed to deliver Prince Charming let alone return the infamous glass slipper, it's not surprising that some wee wenches went wild and refused to kiss frogs, toads, or any other living creature under the mistletoe! Needless to say when a few mirthless metrosexual males showed up who could not write love sonnets, refused to slay dragons, and announced that they were allergic to hearts and flowers, "The Vintage Vixen Society" decided to end centuries of pathetically poor patriarchal rule once and for all by pulling the plug on their annual "Frog Prince Festival". Ooh la la la, a scary thought indeed! Moral to this story: Be glad you're not a broken-hearted bonehead who hasn't got a funnybone let alone knows how to appreciate a good laugh when the joke's on him! Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:03:58 -0600