Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world, also rules with a velvet glove in the Queedom of Quirky, (home to far too many quippers, quaffers and quidnuncs). If truth be told, no one else stepped forward to claim this terrific title. ... http://wittiest.wench.ever.com/ Sun, 11 May 2008 19:51:15 -0600 FeedCreator 1.7.2 Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:05 -0600 http://wittiest.wench.ever.com/ Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world, also rules with a velvet glove in the Queedom of Quirky, (home to far too many quippers, quaffers and quidnuncs). If truth be told, no one else stepped forward to claim this terrific title. So when push came to shove, she crowned herself Queen, found a throne that fit her, hired a gourmet chef to build the biggest chocolate-flavored castle ever, and engaged the services of a 'civil' engineer to build a moat (filled with heffalumps) not to mention a fancy hydraulic draw-bridge (to keep trolls, trojan horses and testy tiddlywink players out naturally). Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:05 -0600