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Best Coconut Macaroons Recipe

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:31:07 -0600

Coconut Macaroons are a favorite cookie all over the world. European recipes are usually lighter because of the added whipped egg whites. Our American counterparts, however, feature the richest versions of this wonderful dessert. And this recipe takes it to the next, most sinful, step, by adding sweet cream and sour cream to the condensed milk. Introducing Chef Keem's Tres Leches Coconut Macaroons. Can you believe it - they're even egg and wheat free! Just in case you're wondering, these rich macaroons are great without chocolate, as well. But why bother, right? Given the choice, wouldn't you vote for chocolate-dipped macaroons?

Best of Funny Quotes on Twitter

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:29:04 -0600

Funny sayings, hilarious jokes, funny quotes - what makes you laugh? I'm sure you'll find something for your brand of humor among these best funny quotes from Twitter. Personally, I like the silly and witty sayings best. Celebrities say some hilarious things, too! And if you can't laugh at anything in this list, feel free to add your own wisecracks. The wiser the better - get cracking, friends!

Open Letters

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:40:55 -0600

Don't we all think, occasionally: "I'll write a public letter!" or, "I'll write to the New York Times!"? Sometimes we feel so hurt that all we want to do is write down our anger and issue an open letter. Write to the top. Let the world know what's wrong and who made it so. Sometimes, however, we feel so touched by someone's actions that we would really like to express our gratitude through a public announcement of praise. We consider writing an open letter to say thank you. Do you know how to write an open letter? Many great thinkers in history have considered the power of writing open letters. And often these letters have made a huge difference in the lives of their peers. Mostly for the better. This lens tells their stories and features examples of open letters.

Free Images And Funny Quotes

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 17:21:37 -0600

Use these free images however you like - on your web pages, Squidoo lenses, blogs, or even t-shirts and other merchandise you want to sell. The pictures are free for commercial use, royalty-free, and no attribution is required. They're yours as a gift! The funny quotes in between your free photos should make you laugh. So, make a great product with these pictures on Zazzle and market it on a new Squidoo lens. Then you can laugh all the way to the bank.

Espresso Sea Salt Caramel Truffles - My Best Candy Ever.

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:21:10 -0600

Here's why my Espresso Sea Salt Caramels are better than any other sea salt caramels on the market: I cook a rich and smooth "dulce de leche" caramel from scratch and flavor it with intense Mexican Vanilla instead of the regular extract. Then I fill a dark chocolate shell with a generous portion of this melt-in-your mouth goodness and close the truffle with more chocolate. I pour some melted white chocolate over the top and sprinkle it with a pinch of Espresso Sea Salt. Voila! The most important point: With other brands the chocolate melts away quickly, and we are left with a chewy piece of ordinary caramel candy. My truffle is designed so the chocolates and the soft caramel melt at the same rate. The mingling of all ingredients, for the entire duration of the melting process, finishing with a hint of espresso and a gentle tease of saltiness - that's what makes my candy such a superior confection. A truly perfect gift - if you would care to share. (You probably won't.)

Copyright Free Pictures For Personal And Commercial Use - No Attribution!

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:22:38 -0600

At Pixabay.com you will find thousands of free high-quality photos that are copyright-free and available even for commercial use. No sign-up is necessary, no attributions are required, and the download is very easy. Just look at the images on this page - all from Pixabay.com. What this basically means, is go ahead and pick any pictures you like, download them to your hard drive and do with them whatever you wish. Can you believe it?! No worries about copyright, royalties or back-link attributions! All free. 100% FREE. And nobody wants your email address either. Bingo! You may even use these amazing free images for your t-shirt or card shop and make a bundle. No problem. Did I mention FREE pictures, already?

REBECCA - A Broadway Hit Musical In 2012?

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:43:57 -0600

UPDATE! A Broadway premiere is now set for April 22, 2012! Enjoy these sample scenes, pictures and stories. For booking info, go to the official website: REBECCA The Musical On Broadway! Michael Kunze's drama musical REBECCA has already conquered the hearts of millions of European and Japanese musical theater lovers. Oscar-winning playwright Christopher Hampton has agreed to create the English libretto together with Michael Kunze, and the first reading has already happened on October 2, in London. Unfortunately, a London production had to be cancelled, but everyone involved feels very strongly about the upcoming Broadway event. Read the story of the musical REBECCA, listen to the beautiful music by Sylvester Levay, watch videos of REBECCA scenes, and find lots of relevant info on the highly successful musical production after Daphne du Maurier's bestselling novel, which most of us know through the Oscar-winning film by Alfred Hitchock.

How To Say I Love You (Before It's Too Late)

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:33:10 -0600

How often do we say "I love you"? When a friend or a loved one dies, we wish we'd said I love you more often. But then it is too late... "I love you" seems to be a loaded statement. It requires a form of commitment to say these words. We might have to overcome the fear of expressing our true feelings. Maybe we don't trust ourselves to follow up on our momentary emotional honesty. What does it mean for us to say "I love you"? What are the stories, the baggage, the duties we take on by sharing our hearts? What are different ways to say I love you? How to say "I love you" in different languages? Find love Poems, Love Notes, and more on this page...

Wild Duck Recipe

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 10:48:48 -0600

"I've never had wild duck this good!" I've heard it so many times. This is the best wild duck recipe, according to the well-traveled duck hunters at my Alaska lodge. The method is quick, easy, and successful - if you do it right. If you overcook duck, it turns into "liver"! I'll show you step-by-step how to cook wild duck so it is flavorful and juicy. Step into my kitchen, please!

Authentic German Sauerkraut Recipe - Bohemian Style

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:27:49 -0600

My Viennese grandmother knew a recipe for making sauerkraut like a meal in itself. Sometimes we had smoked pork chops and sauerkraut, or bratwurst along with a steaming plate of this Bohemian specialty, at other times we ate "Omi's" homemade sauerkraut just with a little pasta or a warm pretzel. A few days later she made sauerkraut soup, by adding a little stock to her dish. Back home in Germany, my mother improved on this sauerkraut recipe by adding her personal touch to it. Her son, your chef, has his own interpretation of sauerkraut Bohemian/Bavarian style, and that is what you will find on this page: The recipe for a rich and filling sauerkraut preparation influenced by my Hungarian Czech Austrian Bavarian heritage. Even without the addition of sausages or meats - this is not a vegetarian meal. Czech it out!

Top Chefs Best Cook Books

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 15:17:04 -0600

Are you looking for the best cook books by the top chefs in America and Europe? Are you searching for a wonderful gift for a chef? Are you interested in cooking yourself and you would like to learn from a master chef? Are you open-minded enough to explore adventurous new recipes and cooking methods? I'll make it easy for you. Here is a page filled with hand-picked master pieces of culinary literature by the greatest chefs in the world. Ferran Adria, Thomas Keller, Anthony Bourdain - to name a few of the brightest stars in the food universe of today. Find information on these extraordinary cooks, their books, and their restaurants. Explore the best cook books by top chefs - for your coffee table, kitchen counter, or night stand. Happy cooking! Photo by Chaymation

Fuzzy Bunny Slippers - Large Size Matters For Men. And Women.

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 10:21:44 -0600

When it's cold outside, real men stay inside their... fuzzy bunny slippers! Size matters, when it comes to slippers for men. Large sizes are recommended! Pink, maybe. Blue, yes! Black, ooh! And they come in many manly designs. The pinker and fuzzier they are, the stronger is the message they convey: "This guy is comfortable in his masculinity - even in pink fuzzy bunny slippers!" On this page you will find the most unique sleep wear - and comfortable to boot. (Pardon the pun.) Men's, women's, kid's, bear, fuzzy footies, rabbit , claw, or simpson slippers - in many sizes from small to large. Fun New Animal Slippers at CrazyForBargains.com!

Fabulous Brownies Recipe

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:34:47 -0600

My quick, easy, fabulous, luscious Chocolate Brownies explained in many pictures and detailed recipe instructions. One pot, one pan, one finger-licking good piece of pastry! Everybody loves brownies, and these are the moistest and richest of them all. To die for? You bet.

How To Make Spaetzle - Methods And Recipes

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:41:36 -0600

This spaetzle video recipe works well with either a spaetzle board, an inexpensive spaetzle machine, or a perforated insert pan for a large batch production. See how spaetzle are made at a restaurant and adapt the method for your home kitchen. Explore a variety of spaetzle recipes and learn about delicious spaetzle dishes as sides or entrees. Image courtesy of moe. Thank you.

How To Make Sourdough Bread

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:48:08 -0600

With my Alaska lodge recipe, it's easy to make a great loaf of fresh sourdough bread. I'll give you richly-illustrated step-by-step instructions of my proven method, which allows for many variations on a tasty loaf. White, whole wheat, rye, focaccia, pizza, dinner rolls - all made with your own sourdough starter. Homemade sourdough bread is nourishing, aromatic, and simply the best! “Did you know that long-time residents of Alaska are called 'sourdoughs'?”

Artisan Focaccia Bread Recipe - Easy But Good!

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:08:40 -0600

Easy to follow video instructions for making artisan focaccia bread with incredible flavor and texture. Germany-trained master baker George Eckrich of Whole Foods and Dr. Kracker fame explains how and why this focaccia bread recipe is the best ever. We learn a quick and easy way to make a sourdough starter (also called preferment, or poolish) for the depth of flavor and chewy texture associated with European artisan breads. A special trick by George allows us to have a perfect bread starter ready in only 6 hours, a process that normally takes at least 3 days! You won't even need a mixer for this bread dough! Eveything is done by hand in a large bowl and the otherwise strenuous kneading procedure is replaced with an easy stretch-and-fold method. Let's get baking!

Chef Keem's Best Peach Cobbler Recipe

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:36:58 -0600

Fresh peaches, butter, vanilla, cinnamon - tantalizing kitchen aromas wafting through the house: Something delicious is baking in the oven! Once upon a time, God asked all angels: "What shall be our primary divine dessert?" And the angels answered in unison: "Fresh peach cobbler made with Texas Hill Country peaches and sweetened with agave nectar!" Only one scrawny little low-carb angel in the corner raised his right wing tip in opposition. "And what would you suggest, St. Atkins?" asked God. "Uhm...angel food cake?!" came the timid reply. The rest is heavenly history. This lens will guide you step-by-step through the best peach cobbler recipe ever in the whole wide world - a recipe using agave sweetener. Make it for yourself first, then serve it to your guests and you will achieve instant celebrity status.

Food Trailer - Requirements For A Mobile Vending Business

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:21:48 -0600

Food Trailers, Mobile Food Trucks, and Vending Carts are immensely popular. People love street food! However, many operators fold after a few weeks because they did not spend enough time and effort on research and planning. This page presents a list of requirements for mobile vending businesses of any kind, so you can evaluate better if this is really a viable business option for you. I am speaking from experience. During summer and fall of 2010, our "Bavarian Bistro" German food trailer served authentic bratwurst and schnitzel sandwiches to the lunch crowd of Downtown Austin, Texas. Now - while we are closed for the winter - I have the time to write this page for you...

Chef Wear And Cooking Clothes

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 09:27:27 -0600

We've come a long way from checkered pants. Today's chef clothing represents the pride we take in our profession. We put on elegant chef jackets, colorful chef pants, sassy chef hats, and fashionable chef aprons to show our professionalism. Modern chef apparel is designed to provide comfort and protection. Our chef uniform means sturdy clothing - repelling water and hot oil splashes. On this page you will find some of my hottest recommendations of the best chef clothing on the market - for yourself, or as a gift for your favorite chef friend.

Cream Puffs And Pastry Swans Recipe

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:17:19 -0600

A fancy dessert of profiteroles (cream puffs) is the highlight of any meal. Impress your guests with this easy recipe for cream puffs or pastry swans, and your success is guaranteed! Cream puffs are made from pate a choux, a classic French pastry recipe. Also called "choux paste", this dough expands under heat to a light and airy consistency. It takes a few basic tricks to get it just right. I'll show you this recipe with detailed pictures and step-by-step instructions - how to make cream puffs and cream puff swans for a fancy dessert presentation.

If you knew you'll die tomorrow - what would you do today?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:51:29 -0600

Some say, "Live every day as if it was your last day on Earth!" Would you agree? Thousands of people will die tomorrow. Are they aware of it today? Unless we suffer from a fatal illness, we might not even think about the possibility of "kicking the bucket" in the next 24 hours. Should we be more concerned? More importantly - what are the 3 or more things we would want to have done when the moment of "departure" arrives? I'm not talking about "Hawaiian vacations", "Golf at St. Andrews", or shaking Seth Godin's hand. I'm thinking about our relationships with fellow human beings - unfinished business, thank you's (which might include shaking Seth Godin's hand!), love letters, words of encouragement, sharing our life experience... Have we said "I love you", before it is too late? Did we finally make peace with our in-laws, after 10 years of shunning one another? Did we let certain people know how much we appreciate them? Let's collect our ideas on this page and find out what we could do today - just in case...

Pan Fried And Baked Halibut Recipe - Spicy And Crunchy!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:05:18 -0600

This is by far the most popular dish on my Alaska Lodge menu: Fresh Halibut Fillet in a nutty and spicy breading, pan-fried and baked, served on a Mango Jalapeno Mayonnaise Sauce, and garnished with a Chipotle Aioli. Perfect side dishes include steamed asparagus, stuffed tomatoes, or Bourbon Vanilla Pecan Sweet Potatoes. On this page, I'll guide you through one of my favorite fried and baked halibut recipes with lots of pictures and step-by-step halibut cooking instructions. This is a fairly easy halibut recipe, but the combination of spicy and sweet flavors, crunchy textures, and a perfectly cooked, moist halibut fillet result in a marvelous eating experience.

Chef Keem's Personalized Valentine Gift Ideas

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:41:33 -0600

Give the gifts of thought and personal touch, especially on Valentine's Day! Flowers are a must for the ladies - possibly chocolates and candy as well. Don't think "diet" and "weight-loss" when considering a Valentines gift - think "romance" only and nothing but romance! Make your romantic gifts as unique and personal as possible - after all, it's you who says "I love you", not Hallmark or Walmart, right? "Valentine gifts for men" is a different ball game (pun alert!) - literally! Tickets to a sports event or a set of customized golf balls might just be the most romantic gift idea for the guy... On this page, I present you with my favorite recommendations of personalized Valentines for him and for her, including tips for a romantic gourmet dinner delivered to your door! I wish you'll get lucky and happy - forever after! P.S.: Check out right away this unique gift of a personalized popular magazine cover!

What is The Most Romantic Valentine's Gift Idea EVER?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:21:17 -0600

Heart-shaped chocolates, fancy lingerie (edible?), roses, champagne and French restaurants - these are romantic Valentine's Day choices that pop right into my head. But isn't there more to "romance" than tried and true offerings, year after year...? Men and women think differently when it comes to "romantic Valentine's gifts". A guy could be happy with game tickets or a new BBQ grill. A lady would banish you into the "dog house" for presenting her with a new vacuum cleaner! So, how do we find a gender-specific gift idea for the most romantic day of the year - Valentine's Day? How can we move our hearts to "think outside of the box"? Can we "feel" a solution in our (not so) creative minds? What would be a great brainstorming technique? What have others done? What's your experience? Did you ever think you've found the most romantic gift ever for someone you love? Photo courtesy of PinkSherbet. Thank you.

Molded Chocolates, Chocolate Candy and Truffles

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:57:04 -0600

Molded chocolates are the most popular chocolate candies in the world. If you follow a few basic steps, you can make these wonderful confections yourself. It's easy. Fancy decorations for wedding cakes, handmade chocolate truffles, elegant candy confections in beautiful gift boxes, chocolate Easter bunnies and eggs, Valentine's chocolate hearts, sexy candies for bachelorette parties - a whole world of chocolate can be created with candy and chocolate molds. I will show you how easy it is to make these beautiful molded chocolates and I will share my experience with you, as to the best ingredients, methods and tools.

Alaska Brown Bears

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:15:32 -0600

Here are my bear pictures from 11 seasons as the Executive Chef of the Driftwood Lodge, in remote SE Alaska. Stories of sometimes too close encounters with brown bears, including the night when I peed on a bear! Grizzlies live in the interior - brown bears roam closer to the coastal areas. They do like the aromas from my lodge kitchen, and they love to come around when our fishermen guest bring back their daily haul of silver salmon. Alaskan brown bears are beautiful animals, and usually they are shy - unless you surprise a sow and her cubs...

Are You Yodeling?

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 23:45:09 -0600

Female country singers, male country singers, Swiss yodeling, a Korean yodeler star; Germany, Bavaria, Austria, America - international vocalists with stellar talent can be found on this Squidoo.com lens. I'm not a yodeler. I can't even sing without everyone else quickly clearing the premises. But I appreciate beautiful and powerful voices. Especially yodeling voices. With this lens I would like to introduce great yodelers from here and there, and feature many resources for more in-depth exploration of this beautiful form of vocal expression.

Organic Flavored Agave Nectar and Diabetic Sweetener - Low Glycemic Agasweet

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:04:27 -0600

Recipes and information on Agasweet flavored agave nectar, which due to its extremely low glycemic index rating is a perfect alternative sweetener, suitable even for most diabetics! Agave syrup is a 100 percent organic and natural sweetener for everyone who wants to avoid insulin spikes (sugar rush). Please note! When I state that agave sweetener is sugar free, anywhere in the text, I mean free of refined, white sugars. Agave nectar provides healthy, naturally-occurring fructose, not to be confused with bad, high-fructose corn syrup which is mostly processed glucose. The juice from the pineapple-shaped core of the wild agave plant is cooked into a light syrup and then combined with essential oils or pure extracts for superior flavoring.

Bear Hunting With Sarah Palin

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:24:50 -0600

Graphic images from a bear hunt, Sarah Palin on a bear rug, resources and links about Sarah Palin's position on bear, moose, wolve, and other big game hunting in Alaska. Even an interview with turkey killing in the background! All this and more in this page, so you can form your own opinion on various issues relating to Sarah Palin's support of the hunting industry in Alaska. Photo courtesy of "Unknown". Thank you.

Black Forest Cake Recipe, Cuckoo Clocks and Foods

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:30:47 -0600

Black Forest Cake, nutcrackers and other wonderful things comprise some of my earliest memories. I learned to read on Grimm's Fairytales, and gingerbread made always for inspired thoughts of being in the Black Forest; Hansel and Gretel, about to get eaten by a witch! A slice of crusty bread with fresh butter and black forest ham - my favorite of all Black Forest foods! A piece or two of a chocolatey, creamy Black Forest Torte, and then a nap. Waking up to a gently annoying "cuckoo - cuckoo!", from a beautiful cuckoo clock on the wall - it's time for dinner! These things have always seemed like home to me, especially delicious, comforting and a beauty all of their own. Pehaps you feel the same way.

The Berlin Wall Falls

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 13:00:24 -0600

Some people may give Ronald Reagan all the credit for the fall of the Berlin wall, others point at Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev's policy of glasnost - allowing public criticism of the communist party - for being the cause of the events surrounding the end of the Cold War. How did the Berlin Wall really come down? What are the preceding events? What are the facts about the Berlin Wall? I think there are many contributing factors responsible for the destruction of the Berlin Wall and the communist regime in East Germany. However, the strongest push came from the rebellious power of a suppressed people. When enough is finally enough, and a government shows no willingness whatsoever to move toward serving its citizenry, the synergy of mounting unrest combined with additional, seemingly coincidental events will create a most irresistible force for change. This is exactly what happened in East Berlin. Let me tell you more about the fall of the Berlin Wall - in this lens.

Recipes and Cooking with Lavender

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:07:08 -0600

This lens is an exploration of lavender as a culinary ingredient. You will find many different kinds of lavender recipes using fresh or dried lavender, lavender oil, lavender agave nectar, lavender sugar, and other fine lavender-flavored products. Learn how to use this potent and beautiful flower to improve your health and to please your palate.

How To Cook Steak

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:47:25 -0600

Pepper steak, Steak au poivre, Rib-eye with black pepper - Chef Andre Rochat shows you how to prepare a perfect steak dinner with bourbon cream sauce and potatoes au gratin. Step-by-step cooking instructions with a wealth of detailed recipe pictures will teach you how to cook rib-eye steak right. We'll also learn about mushrooms "provencal" and Chef Andre's masterpiece: French onion soup. What else could you want for dinner? I know - dessert! We'll talk about that as well - I'll introduce to you the bast candy of my entire chef career: Espresso Sea Salt Caramels! Oh. My. God.

Doodlebug

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:54:10 -0600

Serious info and facts about the doodlebug, also called pillbug or roly poly. But wait, there's more... As English is my second language (I'm German), certain words strike me as especially cute or funny-sounding. "Doodlebug" is one of those words. My wife and I call each other "Doodlebug" or "Doodle", and a few years ago we even created a peanut butter praline candy named "Doodlebug!" Chef Karen leaves me little love notes with the cutest doodlebug drawings. One day, I had the idea to share this cute little critter with the world, and so I turned it into a graphic design to be placed on various products and offered for sale. Please check it out further below on this page. Have fun, and don't forget the romance!

Goulash Hungarian Style | The Most Important Technique For Best Flavor

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:43:05 -0600

A Hungarian goulash recipe is easy to do. But it is crucial to pay attention to the most important flavor-building technique: the browning of the meat and the subsequent deglazing procedure. In this lens I will show you exactly how to make Hungarian goulash with a rich, flavorful sauce. I will explain in text and pictures how to achieve the optimum meat taste, whether you cook goulash, or any other type of stew, or even roasts.

My Parents - My Superheroes!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:00:00 -0600

My parents - Josef Thiemermann and Johanna Nowak - lived through some of the most difficult years in European history. They've succeeded against seemingly insurmountable odds - from the Russian front line in WWII, to famine and despair in the Austrian homeland; from traveling for weeks on a crowded freight train, to a new beginning in post-war Germany. Hanna and Josef spent the last 25 years of their lives as well-respected business people in a suburban community just outside of Munich. Having raised 3 children and having worked hard all their lives, they were ready to retire. The business was sold, and soon afterwards my parents died. I love my parents more than ever before. Literally. Here's more of our story...

Start My Own Business - Great Idea!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:11:13 -0600

How did I start my own business? I've had a booth at the local farmers market since 2001, when I was laid-off from my restaurant chef job. I had decided at that point that I wanted to be my own boss. It was a bold and energizing decision and I've never looked back. It's a new life, with new worries and responsibilities. There are no more regular paychecks every two weeks, no health insurance, no free weekends when you're in business for yourself. But there are also many rewards in being your "own boss". You work for yourself - and nobody tells you what to do. You're in total control of your success - or failure. It's up to you. As a chef, the obvious first choice for me was to "make something good" and sell it at the local farmers market. There are several things to observe when you want to set up a booth and make a living from direct sales at a market. Let me tell you about my experiences with starting my own business and selling at the farmers market...

Gyotaku - Fish Printing Alaskan Salmon

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:43:51 -0600

From her Driftwood Lodge studio near the Tsiu river in SE Alaska, Jody Allen shares her expertise in the ancient Japanese art of gyotaku. She uses this method here to preserve the beauty and characteristics of Alaskan wild coho salmon. Fly fishermen from across the country come to the Driftwood Lodge, during the silver salmon spawning season between August and October. Many of them purchase Jody's salmon prints of their actual catch to support their bragging stories back home. Nobody can argue against life-size salmon pictures, right?

General Chuck Yeager

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:42:47 -0600

I feel very fortunate that I've been able to spend some time with General Chuck Yeager. He was my guest at the Driftwood Lodge in SE Alaska, during the first week of September 2007, and then again in 2008. We chatted a bit, he ate my food, but I mainly listened to his stories. General Yeager is a very generous story teller. Just ask, and you'll be blessed with a chunk of living history that might just take your breath away. And the General knows more than a little about losing one's breath - his head was on fire once, when he passed out in an airplane thousands of feet above the Earth. It's one thing to watch "The Right Stuff" on the screen, or to read his amazing biography. It's a completely different adventure to experience "history live", while listening to General Chuck Yeager's own rendition of the moment when he broke through the sound barrier. I'm proud to present my personalized autograph, depicting General Chuck Yeager after his last flight on an F-15E, in October 2002.

Elisabeth - The Musical

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 23:00:47 -0600

The heart-wrenching story of Elisabeth of Bavaria---who by marriage to Austrian Emperor Franz Josef became the Empress of the Austrian/Hungarian Empire---has a special place among musicals, plays, and other forms of musical theatre. The Hit Musical "Elisabeth" by Michael Kunze (libretto, lyrics) and Sylvester Levay (music) has played to ecstatic audiences in sold-out performances all over Europe and Japan. This page offers comprehensive information on this most successful German-language musical of all times. We will also take a look at the historical background and true life story of the Kaiserin Elisabeth (Empress Elizabeth), affectionately nicknamed Sisi or Sissi by her countless admirers - then and now.

Cordova, Alaska - Perfect Summer Destination!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:50:26 -0600

Cordova, Alaska - perfect vacations in the last frontier! Escape the sweltering summer heat of the "Lower 48" and spend a few weeks in Alaska! Cordova is a gorgeous starting point and you just might want to stay there for your entire vacation time. The cotton ain't high but the fish sure are jumping! Nestled in the Orca Inlet, east of the Prince William Sound and just 150 air miles from Anchorage - the City of Cordova offers a wide range of recreational activities not only for hunters and fishermen, but also for wildlife watchers and hiking enthusiasts. Photographers love to take Alaska pictures! I've spent a good part of my last 11 summers in Cordova Alaska, usually before and after my job as the executive chef of the Driftwood Lodge. Of all Alaska cities, I've got to know Cordova the best. My stories and pictures of Alaska and Cordova shall give you a good impression of the charm of Alaska towns.

Scratch Baking For A Bavarian Breakfast

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:07:31 -0600

We Bavarians have two breakfasts. The first one happens when we get up, around 5:00 or 6:00 in the morning: coffee and pastry. The second breakfast is much more important - and much more "Bavarian", too: a pint of "Weissbier" (wheat beer), 2 or more "Weisswuerste" (white sausage), or a thick slice of "Leberkaese" (liver loaf), and a fresh warm pretzel. That's all we need - and we do need that. Find the recipes for pastries and pretzels plus great shopping sources for everything else in this lens. Servus! (Howdy!)

My Lizard Brain

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:47:04 -0600

My lizard brain tells me I'm a mediocre cook, a lousy writer - after all, English is NOT my native tongue! - and a self-appointed "guru" who doesn't know squat in the first place. I'm not supposed to rock the boat or go out on a limb. My lizard brain wants me to fit in with the masses, so no one can point a finger at me and say, "look at that weirdo!" My lizard brain is afraid and it wants me to be afraid, too. Which keeps me from doing the extraordinary work I would like to do. Here are a few facts about the lizard brain and what I do to silence it. Feel free to share your experiences in the comment plexo and the guest book at the bottom of this page. Image courtesy of foodiesathome. Thank you.

Leberkaese | Popular Bavarian Sausage Loaf

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:54:31 -0600

Leberkaese may be eaten baked, fresh from the oven, or browned in a pan or on the grill. The charred crust adds another dimension to this tasty Bavarian sausage loaf. The good people of Munich (and anywhere else in Bavaria) love their slice of leberkaese for a hearty second breakfast or for lunch. Alternate spellings include "leberk�s" and "leberk�se". Some folks call it "fleischkaese" ("fleisch" is German for meat). Read more about leberkaese recipes and different ways to serve this typical Bavarian food specialty... Image courtesy of Seph Swain. Thank you.

Doodlebug Love Notes From My Wife - My Most Prized Possession!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:54:43 -0600

What's the most precious thing I own? No, I don't own my wife! But I own a collection of her love notes to me, all featuring her cute little "doodlebug" drawings. These expressive cartoons mean the world to me. Just by looking at them, I can feel my beloved wife's mood when she wrote these notes on a scrap of paper or a love poem gift card. I don't know exactly why my wife's doodlebug love notes choke me up, so often. Is it because of their extreme cuteness? Or do I feel my wife's loving energy flowing from these cartoons? I love my wife very much and I'll always cherish her doodlebug love notes as one of my most prized possessions.

Silent Night, Holy Night

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:53:34 -0600

Videos and history of the ultimate Christmas carol: "Silent Night, Holy Night", originally titled in German: "Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht". Who wrote Silent Night? Who created this wonderful song? What was the original version of "Silent Night"? How many different versions exist, in how many languages? What are the most beautiful recordings of "Silent Night, Holy Night"? Listen to Christmas music. Find Christmas music downloads and much more on this page.

Chef Keem's Best Recipes To Die From - Ever.

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:40:45 -0600

They're rich, they're yummy, they're proven to take you to Heaven...on Earth, or otherwise. You live only once per reincarnation. Eat good while you can! What could be better than my best recipes to die from? I'm as serious as too much pan grease in your pancreas. The only tongue-in-cheek shall be of the pickled kind - sliced thinly. From artery-clogging Tres Leches Coconut Macaroons to Potato Salad a la "Lipid Ore" and Bohemian Sauerkraut; from Obatzda to Wiener Schnitzel to Triple Chocolate Cream Truffles - the selection is tasty and the choice is yours. You shall have the last word. Ever. Did you say - brownies? These dishes are best followed by a long (eternal?) nap. Believe me, the recipes in this lens work. I'm speaking to you from a place far, far away...

Do You Have The Courage To Ask For Help?

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 10:05:50 -0600

The inspiration came from a blog post on "Men with Pens": Do we have the courage to ask for help? Are we too proud to "bother" our friends in times of need? Is it embarrassing to ask for support when we fall short in our basic requirements for living? What can we offer in return for assistance received from our community? I proposed this simple concept in our SquidU forum: Let's get over our pride and state clearly what our needs are. That in itself is a freeing experience. At the same time, we realize that we ourselves have talents and skills which might help someone else with their problems. So, we make a return offer - I'll give you this if you help me with that. Sounds like an easy win/win situation? Maybe. There's still this first hurdle we'll have to take: Do we have the courage to ask for help? This lens is a clearing house for help requests and return offers of Squidoo lensmasters. Please feel free to connect with each other through the "reply" feature in these comment boxes or by corresponding directly through the contact links in our profile pages. Photo courtesy of Turkinator Thank you.

Chef Keem :: My Lensography

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 11:58:43 -0600

My world looks different through my squid eyes: clearer, more thought-out, better researched, better understood. Make no bones about it - I love Squidoo, and it was love at first sight. On January 29th, 2008 I discovered a completely new opportunity to express myself, learn a lot from like-minded companions, and even make a little money from all that fun! On July 2, I was honored with "Giant Squid" status. In September, I became a Squid Angel. I am proud and determined to live up to this great recognition. Would you like to be a "Giant", too? Start today with your first lens, or finish your 50th quality page. You can do it! You're looking at Chef Keem's Lensography - my life as a squidoo lensmaster - and I sure hope you'll hang around for a while. Listen to my original music and some of the unbelievable artists featured in my video showcases. Come along on my chefing trips to Alaska, find a few tasty recipes, and lots of information on food and cooking. I'll introduce you to my specialty food creation, Agasweet flavored agave nectar, a healthy low-glycemic agave sweetener that's even suitable for most diabetics! Pick a unique gift from my shopping lenses and laugh with the funniest lensmasters on squidoo. And, of course, keep coming back - I ain't done, yet!

Agave Nectar Is Better Than Honey

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:14:28 -0600

Agave Nectar Is Better Than Honey Due to its purity, agave nectar never crystallizes and has a shelf life of over three years. It has a lower glycemic index rating (32) and a higher fructose level, so it won't cause a "sugar rush". It dissolves easily even in cold liquids, and it healthfully replaces refined sugar syrups in cocktails and champagne drinks. Its mild flavor makes agave nectar suitable for any and all sweetening needs, even for special diets. It surpasses honey easily in regard to versatility of use.The pleasant sweetness of agave nectar helps to intensify the natural flavors of any foods it is used with.It is 1.4 times sweeter than sugar and thus requires less amounts for a reduced intake of calories and carbs.The consistent, mild flavor of the nectar makes it a perfect candidate for natural flavoring additions, as it is demonstrated so deliciously in the excellent sweetener and condiment, Agasweet flavored agave nectar.

Ms. Keemie's Free Love Advice Column

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:02:46 -0600

It doesn't matter why you're looking for advice on relationships or love - Ms. Keemie simply knows best! Falling in/out of love? Relationship with mother-in-law gone south? Best friends miffed? Lapdog growling atcha? Ms. Keemie's love advice column is the place where all bawling stops! So - ask away and save your hankies for your nose. This free love advice will change your life. Or not. If you're like me, you've got nothing to lose...(and even less to gain).

Austin, TX Restaurants | Bavarian Bistro And Ilsa's Kitchen

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:11:15 -0600

UPDATE April 2010: Chef Keem has left Ilsa's Kitchen to pursue his passion of bringing authentic German food to the great foodies of Austin, Texas. Please visit Chef Keem's Bavarian Bistro for more info! Ilsa's Kitchen opened on December 28th, 2009. With an authentic Bavarian/German menu, this latest of Austin, TX restaurants adds a long-awaited choice to the vibrant food scene of Texas' capital city. Sausages, pork roast, sauerkraut, red cabbage, wiener schnitzels, jaeger schnitzels, rouladen...even imported Oktoberfest pretzels and Munich apple strudel - all these and many more dishes from Chef Keem's Bavarian homeland are now available within 30 minutes from Austin. Browse this page for restaurant info, pictures and unique recipes by Chef Keem. If you live in the Central Texas area (or plan to visit Austin from wherever you are), don't miss this exciting new opportunity for a truly delicious and authentic Bavarian meal, just like it is served in Munich, Germany. (Munich is the capital city of Bavaria.) Willkommen to Ilsa's Kitchen!

Whistleblowers

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:21:38 -0600

This lens tells the stories of usually ordinary people, often experts in their field, whose desire to "do the right thing" is stronger than their fear of potential threats to their own safety in the face of their actions. Whistleblowers often expose severe wrong-doings set to cause harm to a large number of people. Better known whistleblowers of our recent history include Joseph Wilson, Daniel Ellsberg, Richard A. Clarke and, of course, Frank Serpico. Read their stories and other accounts involving courageous men and women who most often did not get the public acknowledgment they deserved.

Coastal Pictures Of Alaska

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:01:30 -0600

I took many coastal pictures, during my 11 seasons as the Executive Chef of the Driftwood Lodge in SE Alaska. Most of them show the breath-taking scenery when nobody else was around - just me, my ATV and my camera. The coastal area near the mouth of the Bering glacier offers beautiful picture opportunities, sometimes including brown bears or eagles. Come along as we fly from Anchorage to Cordova, and then with a Cessna 206 single-prop 4-seater out to the Tsiu river area. I hope you enjoy our trip!

Hob Cookers

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:45:45 -0600

I'm a chef and I want induction hob cookers in my kitchen! So I've done a little research on induction heat ranges, and here is what I've found. I might not be able to afford fancy built-in cookers, but maybe a portable hob. As you will see on this page, there are all kinds of cheap hobs on the market, but many customers say, "you get what you pay for". Please read more below... Image courtesy of Katayun. Thank you!

The Anonymous Alcoholic - A Superhero

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:13:57 -0600

Most alcoholics never make it into recovery. They die prematurely - in car accidents, from liver and heart diseases, or from a variety of other related causes. Of those who find the rooms of Alcoholics Anonymous or similar institutions of recovery, a large percentage "falls off the wagon" and many of them will never achieve sobriety again. This lens is dedicated to those who've mustered the willpower to turn over what little ego-based will and power they had left to a higher guidance (higher power). Thus they could bear witness to millions who came after them (myself included) of a working solution to a seemingly hopeless problem. Recovering alcoholics are my superheroes! Bavarian Squid Angel design courtesy of lensmaster Steve Thompson.

Foods Without Refined Sugar - Sugar Ain't Good, Sweetie!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:00:23 -0600

A sweet taste in my mouth is good for my soul - it's a comforting and satisfying experience. When I use refined sugar for this feeling I'll have a "sugar rush" followed by a down in energy and mood. Trying to recapture my good mood with more refined sugar will lead to an even lower "down" and, eventually, to a sugar addiction. White sugar has been proven to be very harmful to our bodies. In this lens, you'll find several scientific references on that subject. We're looking for foods without refined sugar! The good news is, there are great natural sweeteners available without any of the damaging qualities of refined sugar. Agave nectar, the pure juice from agave plants is one of them. Look here for good information on the fact that "sweet is good, sugar - but sugar ain't, sweetie!".

Laughing Babies Video Showcase

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:53:57 -0600

Gut-busting examples of laughing babies, chuckling and screaming in innocent joy over "little nothings". Laugh with some TV personalities who simply couldn't control themselves anymore. TV bloopers are always funny because of our natural human trait of enjoying someone else's misfortune, especially when they're supposed to present a more serious facade. The grand finale, however, shall have you reach for a fresh pack of "Depend". Pardon the possible exaggeration, but the last video on this lens, the one from the "Comedy Barn", definitely made me feel like I'm going to pee my pants! O.k., folks - hold on to your chairs and dig in. You might have to take a break in between these clips, but after you're done with this page your abs will have gone through some mighty good exercises. Enjoy!

SEO Blogger - Free Tool For Easy Keyword Research

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 10:26:45 -0600

Wordtracker SEO Blogger is a free keyword analysis tool for search engine optimization (SEO) of Squidoo lenses and all other blogging platforms, available for download as a Firefox add-on. It's like having a personal keyword service by your side, finding the most relevant keyword information next to your editor window. With this fantastic new tool you can research keywords, pick the best and add them to a new storage field, and keep track easily how often you used them in your content. Here's all the info you need to download and use SEO Blogger.

Squidoo - A Good Investment? Is It Really Worth It?

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:37:57 -0600

When asked, "is it a good investment to make Squidoo lenses?", or, "is it worth it to spend all that time on Squidoo?" - I answer "yes, it is a good investment for me!" I know how to make money online! I know how to work from home using Squidoo.com as a partner! I'll tell you about the best affiliate program, so you can create your own business of making money on the web. My own investment is "time" - a good chunk of it, and worth every minute of it. But there is also another side to being a Squidoo lensmaster - playful, creative, educational. Thanks for stopping by! Need expert tips on lens crafting? Get your FREE ebook HERE! This masterful Squidoo tutorial by PotPieGirl will show you every step you need to know for quick lens mastery! Go grab it - it's free.

I Won The Lottery! Now What?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:40:47 -0600

I've hit the jackpot! I'm a millionaire - I won the lottery! What shall I do first? What will be next? So many things to think about! Shopping, traveling, starting a new business, moving back home to Germany?... Maybe I should invite ALL SQUIDOO LENSMASTERS to a dream trip? The possibilities are endless. I need to get organized with my dream. This lens shall help me to put things in a better perspective. After all, I don't have the money, yet. I haven't even bought a lottery ticket, let alone won that thing. I'm just dreaming - for now...

Beef Rouladen | Video And Recipe

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:26:04 -0600

Beef rouladen are amazingly tender and delicious when prepared properly. My easy video recipe will show you the correct process of browning the meat and making the rich sour cream sauce for this popular German dish. Also called "roladen" or "beef rolls", they are best eaten with mashed potatoes, spaetzle or dumplings. Red cabbage is a favorite side dish as well. Beef rouladen - in German: Rinderrouladen or Rindsrouladen - are not difficult to make if you pay attention to a few basic cooking techniques. Please read on for my recipe version of beef rouladen...

A Thong Is A Beautiful Thing!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:13:22 -0600

Welcome to the "Beautiful Thong" - World HQ! Find everything related to "thong", like thong videos, mini thong, long thong, thong contests, French thong, sexy thongs, club thongs, and much, much more. This is your one-stop shopping mall for some of the best thongs on the market! Who in the world came up with the idea to put an "eth" in the word "lithp"? God thave your thoul, pal! Photo courtesy of grendelkhan. Thank you.

Michael Kunze - Drama Musicals Creator And My Greatest Mentor

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 22:49:42 -0600

Michael Kunze - most successful German stage author and musical producer of all times, and early mentor of my 1970's songwriter career - once rejected my song demos and influenced my entire creative life with his critical remarks. Michael lives in Hamburg, Germany and I'm a "Texan" since 1981. After 22 years without contact, we just recently renewed our old friendship by email and phone. This page shall acknowledge Michael as one of my most influential teachers and express my everlasting gratitude for our amazing years together. And, of course I will share what Michael Kunze had said to me - on that fateful rainy afternoon in Munich, some 37 years ago... For lots of more highly entertaining information on Michael Kunze and his Hit Drama Musicals, please visit the new English-language website DramaMusicals.com! Michael Kunze portrait photos courtesy of Alexander Christoph Wulz. Thank you.

I'm Dead. Now what? - Life After Death...

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:51:06 -0600

The most important questions in life are: What happens when I die? What's it like in the life after death? Is there any life after death? Why do we talk about life - I thought I'm dead? You're kidding, right? Questions as old as mankind, answered and ignored in many different ways. Every one of us has their own interpretation of the expected events following our demise. From the most primitive of all answers: "Nothing!" - to the sternest assurances pulled straight from the "Good Book": "I'll go to heaven but you'll burn in hell!" - to ohm-ingly channeled images of higher-dimensional realms way beyond our comprehension - we either "know", or we declare knowingly that "nobody really knows". Who knows? Maybe we'll find the meaning of death in this lens. Photo credit for polaroid below: Jusben@MorgueFile

Tangerine Ginger Dream Recipes

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:13:06 -0600

Two distinct flavors - tangerine and ginger - together they form a dream combination. Create your most delicious gourmet dishes with tangerine ginger dream recipes! Find out about Agasweet flavored agave nectar and its use in your healthy recipes. Healthy cooking should not be boring! A fusion of exotic flavors - familiar enough to tease you with comfortable excitement, yet adventurous and stimulating for an extraordinary flavor explosion on your palate. Learn about the most beneficial methods of flavoring, and how to prepare the recipes in this lens for your own, personal tangerine ginger dream...

Big Top Candy Shop - My Favorite "Restaurant"!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:29:55 -0600

"What's your favorite restaurant?", they asked this chef. I love sweet breakfast foods: milk, cake, graham crackers, espresso, bacon..."BIG TOP CANDY SHOP!", came my quick answer. Creamy tres leches coconut macaroons, beautiful cup cakes, s'mores dark chocolate bark, espresso sea salt caramels, chocolate-covered bacon strips...BIG TOP CANDY SHOP in Austin, Texas caters to all my favorite major food groups! Why would I eat somewhere else? Ladies and Gentlemen, follow me into the wondrous world of everyone's sweet dreams - the Greatest Candy Circus Of All Times Is In Town! BIG TOP CANDY SHOP - The Greatest Candy Store The World Has Ever Known! (At least, in Austin, Texas.)

Agave Nectar Recipes - Agasweet FAN Site

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:15:02 -0600

FAN stands for Flavored Agave Nectar. But it also means Fantastic, Alternative, Natural agave sweetener. As a companion to my other Agasweet pages on Squidoo.com, this lens shall provide a showcase of agave nectar recipes, customer feedback, and information for the quickly growing list of new FANs of the healthiest and most versatile sweetening product of today's specialty food market - low glycemic Agasweet Flavored Agave Nectar. Even for diabetics! Please check back from time to time, as I will add new agave nectar recipes frequently.

Operation Helmet Saves Soldiers' Lives

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:04:19 -0600

The troops were sent into the Iraq and Afghanistan wars with helmets designed to protect against bullets but not against blast forces from IED's and other new types of combat dangers. Without the necessary replacement pads, our soldiers are exposed to lifelong brain injuries or even death, on a daily basis. In 2004, Dr. Bob Meaders, of Montgomery, Texas founded "Operation Helmet" to provide helmet upgrade kits free of charge to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. So far, about 40,000 kits have been sent and many lives have been saved. This is a unique opportunity to support our troops in a direct and efficient way, with less than one half percent of the donations needed for administrative costs. They have no salaries or payroll in their non-profit organization! Forget the "Made in China" sticker ribbons - save a soldier's life today! Imagine. Photo by MATEUS 27:24&25

A Tasty Leftover Recipe - Best Potato Casserole In The Universe!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:13:21 -0600

Leftover recipes don't have to be boring. I'll show you how to add a gourmet "touch" to this deliciously-rich potato casserole worth saving leftovers for. Step-by-step instructions and pictures of my special potato vegetable casserole shall make this recipe quick and easy for you to prepare. By the way, this is a truly tasty twist on the traditional green bean casserole recipe! Serve it as a stand-alone lunch or as a scrumptious side dish with meat or seafood for dinner. Your guests will ask for seconds - so make a big batch!

Culinary Arts Alaska With Chef Keem - Fishing, Cooking, Salmon, Bear!

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:26:19 -0600

Alaska cooking jobs - dream jobs! Ihave a lot of cooking fun, but I'm also fly fishing, bear chasing, adventure hunting, beach combing, and picking wild strawberries. I entertain my guests with my chef's comedy routines, and I develop recipes for wild salmon and wild duck. I see coastal pictures of the Bering Glacier, the Gulf of Alaska, and the occasional brown bear. The latter too close for comfort, sometimes. Read about it in this lens...

Looking For Fun - The Hilarity Of Personals

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 19:10:26 -0600

If you are looking for fun, read personal ads! You know, those hilarious swingers and triple-decker personals toward the back of the paper? You'll lose your pants...laughing. These ads show no marketing skills, salesmanship, or creativity...only tons of fun - for us readers! "Excuse me, sir - you've been looking for fun for 6 months in a row now. Is it remotely possible that there is something fun-damentally wrong with...you? Or with your ad copy?" "Please study this page for a thorough analysis of your hilarious personals!"

Barack Obama's Favorite Chocolates

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:22:57 -0600

Mr. Obama wants only the best of the candy world. His favorites? Smoked Sea Salt Caramel in Milk Chocolate, by Seattle-based Fran's Chocolates. Compare your favorites in this "sweet" poll and Holiday Gift Guide. Find shopping tips for Obama's chocolates on this page! Pizza, Pumpkin pie and chili are three more of Obama's favorites. What are your preferences? Photo by kuow949. Thank you.

New York Times Most Searched Words And Phrases - As Explored By Squidoo Lensmasters

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:05:36 -0600

I thought this was an interesting idea: Let's take the 50 most-searched words and phrases on the New York Times web site for the month of May 2008, and place them into the search box on a Squidoo lens. What will we find? The results were astounding! Many Squidoo lensmasters offer interesting and well-informed pages on the issues we care most about. This lens shall showcase some of the smartest authors on Squidoo.com. For a more in-depth exploration, you will find additional links to the specific topic pages on various resource sites of The New York Times. The following link connects you with my favorite FREE affiliate program with high-quality merchants and excellent affiliate support. Check them out today! I wish you much success - Your Chef Keem. Drive traffic to your site with LinkConnector Affiliate Programs!

Top Baby Name: Obama!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:17:45 -0600

Baby girl or baby boy - "Obama" might become the most popular baby name for 2008 and beyond! Read the story of one of the country's first "Baby Obamas", named even before Barack Obama was declared President-elect! We'll watch this trend for America's top baby names and keep you updated on the development of this emerging boom. Will the rest of the world follow and name their babies "Obama", too? How about "Barack" and "Michelle"? What's your opinion on this? By the way, President Obama's kids are named Malia (b. 1999) and Sasha (b. 2001).

PageWizz - Like Squidoo In German

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:27:31 -0600

PageWizz is a German-language web portal modeled after Squidoo and Hubpages; it is a free site for authors who want to make money online with their articles. Simon and Hans, the two creators of PageWizz, designed a beautiful system that's easy to use. And the compensation program is generous, too. Find out more about PageWizz, and how it compares to Squidoo, in the following paragraphs...or simply click on the logo below and jump right in with your first page. The link will open my bio page on PageWizz from where you can sign up for your own free account. Photo credit. Thanks!

Emily's Dive - New Food Trailer In Downtown Austin, Texas

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:56:46 -0600

Emily's Dive is the latest addition to the quickly-evolving Austin, TX food trailer scene. Located in the heart of Downtown Austin, at Congress Avenue and 3rd Street, this 2-months-old mobile food vending business has already become a favorite lunch spot for the hungry office crowd. I've eaten several times at Emily's Dive and I absolutely love their food! That's why I wanted to tell y'all about them...

My Wife - My Superhero!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:01:02 -0600

We met online, in January of 2006. In May, we moved together into a new Austin, Texas apartment. In August, I married my wife and my superhero at a remote fishing lodge in Alaska. Soon, we'll celebrate our second anniversary. In this lens I will tell the stories in between these milestones of our relationship. Read on and you can easily see why Karen Marie(Hunny, Doodle, Baby, Bunny) is my (Achim, Hunny, Doodle, Baby) Superhero! Glittery texts by bigoo.ws

Singing Dogs Video Showcase

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:08:51 -0600

Hi, my name is Bugsy and I just love to watch "Americanine Idol". Especially, when ole pal Simon bullies around some of them wet poodles. That always makes me wanna pee on the carpet. But my Mommy would not like that one bit, and my Bavarian Chef Daddy says he'd kick my boney li'l hiney straight to Kingdom come. Whatever that means. Anywayz, I just wanted to let you what I do when I gotta go: I yodel. And for those of you who don't know what that is - I made a video and you can watch it right down there. Matter of fact - I'll present to you a whole Singing Dogs Video Showcase! Go ahead and vote for your favorite singing dogs so we can give ole Simon a nice run for his money! Whff.

Squidoo Tips And Tutorials

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:08:33 -0600

This lens presents my archive of Squidoo resources: tips for beginners, how-to lenses, articles about Squidoo.com, Squidoo books, Squidoo tricks, insights, trials and errors to learn from, Squidoo tools, Squidoo help, outstanding lenses by top Squidoo lensmasters - in short: Everything I learned about Squidoo so far, how I got here, and continuing updates on my future path. The information in this lens could save you a lot of time, if you are at the beginning of your adventures with this brilliant concept called Squidoo.com. Please don't miss the excellent opportunity of learning Squidoo right by downloading PotPieGirl's FREE Squidoo tutorial - "How To Create A Squidoo Lens". My review of this fabulous free Squidoo ebook is here. First things first! If you haven't done so yet, please sign up on Squidoo for free - NOW!

Diary of a Small Business Owner

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:13:37 -0600

This lens shall provide small business resources and an overview of business ownerships and what it takes to run a small gourmet food company. Furthermore, I intend to chronicle past and current business events: pratfalls, successes, trials and errors, and whatever will occur in my business life. Find food business news, food business reviews, business links, natural foods, salmon recipes, instructions for duck cooking, and small business help. As part diary, this lens will be an ongoing work of progress, so check back often and enjoy the ride.

Illegal and Legal Immigrant Kitchen Staff in America's Restaurants

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:52:01 -0600

I've worked in many hotels and restaurants for over 10 years before I started my own specialty food company, in 2001. During those years, I came to appreciate deeply what Latin American kitchen workers contribute to our industry: a reliable kitchen staff of great people with inherently good hearts, strong work ethics, great culinary talent, and a powerful desire to learn. My mostly Mexican co-workers proved to be extremely loyal and eager to do a great job, as long as I treated them with respect. Often, when my work had stressed me out, they cheered me up with their wonderful sense of humor. I don't think we can do without them and survive as an industry. With this lens, I would like to offer a variety of view points, and honor the achievements of some great cooks from South of the border by displaying their merchandise. Hopefully, we can start a decent conversation on this topic, especially in the light of so many emotionally charged political distortions and the failures of our mainstream news outlets to report the whole picture.

Austin Wedding Favors And Other Great Gift Ideas

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:17:34 -0600

This page showcases some of the best Austin gift and specialty food producers. Their one-of-a-kind creations are perfectly suited to be placed in Austin-themed gift baskets, presented as wedding favors, or even mailed as unique forms of invitations: Brownies, Candy, Wedding Chocolates, Cookies, Spice Mixes in Tins, Agasweet Agave Nectar, and much more in the are of cool gift ideas for weddings and other personal celebrations.

Farting As An Art Form: Joseph Pujol - Le Petomane.

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:58:33 -0600

Long before Paris Hilton, preachers, and other celebrity farting videos on YouTube became popular - there was Joseph Pujol. His stage name "Le Petomane" translates into "The Farting Maniac". For 2 years (1892-1894) he was the farting star attraction at the Moulin Rouge in Paris, France. We're talking about Joseph Pujol: "Le Fartiste" - the man whose talent to fart at will made him world-famous. You might be disgusted by the idea of visiting a theater performance of a farting entertainer. However, there was a time not too long ago, when international royalty and many major celebrities couldn't wait to be seen in the front rows - at one of Joseph Pujol's art farting shows. He was one of the most popular stars in his home country France: Fart-ist, art-ist, showman extraordinaire - Joseph Pujol, "Le Petomane". This lens tells his story and shows many other popular fart videos.

Chip Taylor Songs

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:46:57 -0600

Photo by Patrick Dentler "Wild Thing", "Angel of the Morning", "He Sits at My Table", "Papa Come Quick", "Country Girl, City Man", "Sweet Dream Woman", "I Can't Wait Until I See My Baby's Face" - the list of Chip Taylor songs goes on and on. "Wild Thing" alone has been recorded over 400 times, by popular artists like Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck, Manfred Mann, the Kingsmen, the Muppets, and, of course, the Troggs. Over 40 years ago - in my amateur band in Munich, Germany - we churned out "Wild Thing" - singing phonetically. Our knowledge of the English language was still quite limited. But we adored the music and so we played anyway. Mostly in officer's clubs at American military bases. Nobody cared about our lyrics - everyone had a good time. Chip Taylor songs provide for a good time or they invite for more introspective listening. Don't be fooled, though - his strong progressive voice might catch you by surprise. This man has seen the world with open eyes, and he is not too shy to tell it like it is - from his collective 68-year-old wisdom... Photo by 6tee-zeven

Natural Sweetener Agave Nectar

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:01:13 -0600

The focus here is on agave nectar, or agave syrup in its original form - the sweet juice of the blue or wild agave plants. An increasing number of health-conscious people consider agave nectar to be the overall best natural sweetener on the market today. Learn about the plant itself, the harvest and the juice extraction, the different types of agave nectar and how it compares to honey. Find out what "low glycemic" means, and which company seems to sell the best agave nectar. Watch the videos about Agasweet flavored agave nectar and see for yourself why more and more customers praise this perfect, natural agave sweetener.

Taste Umami - Meet Your Taste Buds!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:13:29 -0600

You say: "Mmmmh! This tastes good!" Your face lightens up: "Ah, so sweet!" You frown - it's too bitter, it needs more sugar! Why do you crunch up all your facial muscles after biting into a pickle? Let's take a closer look at the reasons for our reactions to the food in our mouths. We all have heard about taste buds, sensitive regions on our tongue, and other obscure concepts like "olfactory receptors". We know that food is either salty, sour, sweet, or bitter. But now they even talk about about a fifth sense - umami. What's going on? you might ask - why do we need Japanese science to explain what we like? You're right, we don't. But if you're curious about your buds - look through this lens, pal!

Office Rage Videos - The New "Going Postal"?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:02:45 -0600

A fairly new phenomenon is reaching dangerous proportions: Office rage, desk rage, workplace anger out of control! It started during the '80s, when several postal employees finally "lost it" and went on a killing spree. In recent years, a similar development has been observed among office workers. Pent-up frustrations, suddenly released - result in outbursts of violent behavior. The videos on this page show scenes when office workers finally couldn't "take it" anymore. Too many computer crashes, inconsiderate colleagues, personality clashes or overly demanding bosses broke the last straw: equipment starts flying! Let's have a closer look at workplace rage, and possible ways to manage it better. For further information, visit the Business Link website. Photo courtesy of radiospike. Thank you.

Cool Gift Ideas - Fancy Food Gifts

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:48:13 -0600

Everybody loves unique gift ideas, organic gift baskets, gifts for your valentine, personalized gifts, gift boxes for boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend - the list goes on and on. The convenience of online shopping makes it possible for anyone with online access to select fancy, unusual, and often last minute gifts for their loved ones. Gift giving creates good karma and self-esteem, and so often it simply makes good business sense. But what should you get? There is so much "out there"! This lens shall be your gift picker today and whenever you come back for more unique gift ideas.

How to Buy Agasweet Flavored Agave Nectar

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:47:06 -0600

Health experts and nutritionists agree - agave nectar is a great alternative to refined and artificial sweeteners. Made from 100% pure organic agave syrup, Agasweet flavored agave nectar offers a whole new world of healthy gourmet recipes to diabetics and folks concerned with their glucose intake. Flavored with organic essential oils and pure extracts, this natural sweetener is perfect for a huge variety of uses - for coffee, tea, and cold drinks, but also as pancake and waffle syrup, and as a delicious glaze for hams and roasts. Agasweet is 1.4 times sweeter than sugar. Use less - save calories and carbs! The low glycemic index rating means that you won't feel a sugar rush from consuming agave syrup. It absorbs into the body at almost half the speed of honey! Due to its purity, agave syrup never crystallizes like honey, and no refrigeration is necessary. Agasweet flavored agave nectar is carried by stores with strict quality standards, such as Whole Foods Market (Vanilla, Almond), Central Market Texas (most flavor varieties), and numerous health food stores across the country. However, for those of you without access to some of these outlets, or if you prefer the convenience of home delivery - this page will provide the necessary ordering information. Hi - I'm Chef Keem, the creator of this fabulous natural sweetener and condiment. I hope you will join us soon in our delicious adventures of healthy sweetening with Agasweet flavored agave syrup!

What Is A Drama Musical?

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 22:57:47 -0600

The European art form of musical theatre experienced a rousing renaissance with the 1992 Vienna premiere of ELISABETH, the most successful German-language musical of all times by Michael Kunze (libretto) and Sylvester Levay (music). The story of a beautiful young Bavarian woman who by marriage to Emperor Franz Josef became the Empress of Austria and Hungary has moved so far over 8 million theater-goers to tears of enchantment and emotional awe. After ELISABETH, Michael Kunze wrote four more hit drama musicals - DANCE OF THE VAMPIRES, MOZART!, MARIE ANTOINETTE, and REBECCA (scheduled for a North American bow in 2010/11). What is a drama musical, and how is it different from popular American musicals as we can see them on Broadway and all over the world? Watch the video where Michael Kunze answers these questions and get more info on drama musicals through text and video clips below...

Wolpertinger - Bavarian Jackalope?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:23:34 -0600

Fun facts about a Bavarian "hero": The famed and fabled horned rabbit/squirrel or whatever animal - the Wolpertinger. In Germany, especially in the Southern Free State of Bavaria, they're called "Wolpertingers". Just like their American counterpart - the Jackalope, Wolpertingers come in different "breeds", so to speak. The base animal form may be a marten, a rabbit, or even an owl. Subsequent cross-breeding may bring surprising results. See these great images of some of the prettiest wolpertingers around!

Is Thanksgiving A German Festival Too?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:52:59 -0600

The European harvest festivals and Thanksgiving celebrations are mainly religious events. Opposed to the more secular nature of the big family gatherings in America, German church communities congregate for a day of worship through extended mass ceremonies and subsequent colorful parades. As everywhere else in the world, the German festivals of giving thanks for a plentiful harvest ("Erntedankfest") include some serious eating traditions. Seems like there is only one rule - eat as much as you can and then ask for seconds. Let's watch a few videos of German Fall Festivals, read up on German Thanksgiving foods and learn more about the regional varieties of Thanksgiving in the "Old World"... Image courtesy of bux. Thank you.

Quiz: Is The Old Country Still New To You? 7 Fun Facts You Should Know About Europe!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:06:29 -0600

It's time to expand your horizon, folks! Literally. It's more than just fun to spend a few weeks in the "Old Country". It's good to experience the cultural diversities of people different from us. We might find out that we're pretty much alike, no matter if we speak French, or German, or bask in the rolling hills of Basque Country. This quiz is designed to bring you up to speed on a few basic Europe facts. Be careful - it's not an easy test, and tricky multiple-choice answers might lead you down the wrong path! Don't worry, though...studying the correct answers will make you smarter, for sure. And that's what Squidoo is all about anyway, right?

The New AGASWEET Flavored Agave Nectar

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:15:31 -0600

Agasweet flavored agave nectar is the best-tasting natural agave sweetener available today. Sweeten your tea, coffee, even your cold drinks - but also use agave as a condiment with fruit, cheese, baked goods, seafood and meats. Agave nectar, or agave syrup is a low-glycemic and diabetic-friendly product, and "Agasweet" is the original best-selling brand of the organic, flavored variety. Find agave sweetener info, agave nectar recipes, and shopping links on this page.

Susan Boyle - Lost Cause Or Inspiration For The Ages?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:12:37 -0600

Our attention spans get shorter, our loyalties shift quicker, we get bored sooner - and the entertainment industry cranks out one overnight sensation after another. What happened when Susan Boyle came along? A wake-up call rang through our living rooms - we'd rediscovered beauty! Not superficial, made-up gorgeousness, no - the truly deep beauty of individual art and expression. Unlike 90 percent of regular cookie-cutter TV fare - Susan Boyle's performance touched our hearts. I think this happened against our collective wills. We did not expect it - we did not want to expect this: an ordinary woman shamed us with her courage! (And she turned the reigning celebrities into babbling dilettantes!) Oh, yes - Susan Boyle put us to shame! First, we rolled our eyes. Then, it hit us like a ton of bricks: if she can do this - what have we done with our lives? How hard have we tried? How high have we reached? This realization is very painful. We have to numb our conscience with screams for Susan Boyle's glory. But what comes next? When the overnight sensation becomes yesterday's news - will we return to our mediocre existence or will we be inspired to great deeds ourselves? Will we develop our strengths and present them as our gifts to the world? What are we learning from the Susan Boyle phenomenon? Image courtesy of ttom thgwid. Thank you.

I know my Weenie!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:49:42 -0600

It's very important to know your weenie! Here are some recommendations for the true Hot Dog/Wiener/Beef Frank/Frankfurter/Weenie fan. You won't find any great weenies at a ball park or at open-air mass events. Good hot dogs cost more - you'll get what you pay for. But there are places where you can buy "the real thing", and recently, some of the large food manufacturers in America have released much tastier versions of their most popular products. Who proclaimed with all his might: "Weeni - Widi - Wici!"? Caesar - upon conquering the Frankfurters! Ouch...! (Really good ones are hard to find - jokes as well as wiener dogs.) A "Wiener Schnitzel" is something completely different - a pounded pork cutlet, breaded and fried. Not something you should get at a fast food outlet. Here we talk juicy links, pretzels, and beer. Chef Keem says: "Ich bin ein Weenie!"

Best of Sea Salt Caramels on Twitter

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:57:28 -0600

Salted caramels have been candy favorites for a long time. The arrival of gourmet sea salts on the specialty foods market inspired candy makers nationwide to create their special versions of this winning flavor combination. Seattle's own Fran's Chocolates offers smoked sea salt caramels in milk chocolate and our President Obama declared these as one of his favorite sweets. As the chef/owner of my specialty food company "Sweet Venus Delights" I have created many unique recipes for pastries and confections. Earlier this year I began to manufacture and sell my best candy so far: "Chef Keem's Espresso Sea Salt Caramel Truffles". Find out on this page how to make them yourself, or buy them online. Check out what others say about this incredible candy...

Lensmasters Helping Lensmasters

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:54:52 -0600

Can we do it? That's the big question. Can we as a community of friendly lensmasters, known for their generous attitude toward help and support, handle a project of helping each other financially - without getting into fights about "Who's next?" and "Why not me!"? It's a tall order, by all means. I think we can do it. I think it'll be a fun and interesting experiment. We Squidoo lensmasters help and support many charitable causes outside of our community. I think we can show the world that we know how to take care of our own - when emergencies arise.

How To Add Animoto Video To Your Squidoo Lens

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:51:01 -0600

This is free and so much fun! Create sassy little Animoto videos with your choice of music and add them to your Squidoo lenses. Upload a few of your pictures, pick your song from a great selection in several music categories - and Animoto produces a free 30-second video with fabulous effects for you. This will bring a lot of flair to your lens and present you as a savy Squidoo lensmaster! Simply show your videos in a YouTube module...

Maria Corbalan - Taco Xpress Austin, TX 78704

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:56:10 -0600

This is the story of Maria Corbalan from birth in Buenos Aires to Austin legend - her wild journey from homelessness to economic independence, from drug-induced disasters to recovery and healing - from dysfunction to success. Her courage inspires hundreds of budding small business dreams and thousands of people touched by her outrageous wisdom and radiance. This is the story of life itself - as it could and should be lived. Viva Maria Loca - South Austin's icon and taco queen! These days she is featured on the food network, interviewed and portrayed by Rachel Ray and Guy Fiery. No less, baby!

How To Dance Like An Idiot For Better Time Management

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:47:47 -0600

Are you a social media sensation? More popular than Paris Hilton? (JaguarJulie comes to mind.) Do you have too many friends sending you thousands of daily emails? Have you become a prisoner of your celebrity status? Did your personal brand go viral - but then it suddenly turned into a virus destroying your personal life? Don't despair - help is available! I will show you how to minimize your fan base, lose Twitter followers and blog subscribers, and manage your time better than ever before. How? With your own, embarrassingly funny dance videos, that's how. Publish your own videos of funny dance moves, and try to look like a complete idiot. Alienate your viewers by dancing as nerdy as possible and acting like you're serious about it. Find out more in my following success report on "How To Dance Funny And Get Your Life Back!" (Free bonus result: Your "Ex" won't come back, either!)

Bowfire Video Showcase

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:31:44 -0600

On May 12th, 2008 I attended Bowfire's show at the Majestic Theater, in San Antonio, Texas. I can easily declare this event as one of the 3 best concert experiences of my life. ("The Beatles" and "Yes" are the other two.) See the videos and judge for yourself! In terms of sheer virtuosity, presented in one and the same band - Bowfire takes the first prize! Made up of leading violinists and fiddlers in various genres of modern string playing, Bowfire presents an electrifying performance of multiple styles - in music, singing, and dancing. This is a must-see show and for those of you who cannot see Bowfire live, this lens will provide the next-best thing - a Bowfire video showcase! Turn up the volume and make some leg room for your feet!

Squid Angel Blessings by Chef Keem

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:09:13 -0600

With a Squid Angel Blessing your lenses will get a boost for your lens rank, which might improve your earnings and lead to more traffic and recognition. Not bad, huh? But what does it take to receive a Squid Angel Blessing? In general, our group of currently active Squid Angels looks for quality, originality, creativity, and spam-free content. But all Angels have their own set of standards, too. Find out below what I look for in a lens to consider it fit for a "hearty SquidAngel Blessing"...

Q & A With Seth & Megan - The Grand Prize!

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:09:52 -0600

Imagine - asking Seth Godin and Megan Casey directly and personally what you always wanted to know about Squidoo, marketing, life, charity, your brother-in-law's strange eating habits, whatever! (You might not want to waste this fabulous opportunity on Buster's table manners, though.) Announcing the Grand Prize of the December "Spirit of the Season" Squidoo Charity Challenge: Q & A with Seth and Megan! A documentation of this fantastic event will be posted on the SquidBlog, for maximum exposure of the winning lensmaster. Find out more about a ton of other great prizes involving Squid Angels, fabulous products donated by lensmasters, Squid Swag, and much more. And, there are a few easy rules, of course... "Asking Squid" graphic courtesy of lensmaster Shrimpie

Top Ten Most Popular Keywords On Yahoo! 2008 Year In Review

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:19:01 -0600

Squidoo lenses are popular because they give you in-depth information on most any topic you are searching for on the web. The search engines of Google, MSN, AOL, and Yahoo! love to point you towards content-rich popular sites on Squidoo.com, whether you're looking for popular songs, music, and lyrics, celebrities, shopping, or SEO and keyword research. This lens will present the 2008 top ten most popular keyword searches on Yahoo!, as seen through the minds of top Squidoo lensmasters. Find out what we wrote about Britney Spears, WWE, Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus, RuneScape, Jessica Alba, Naruto, Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, and American Idol. You might discover interesting tidbits you didn't even know you were searching for!

Coho - Silver Salmon

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:47:29 -0600

Facts and info about the Silver Salmon, also called Coho. Read about fly fishing this great fighter in Alaska, how to cook salmon, how to make sashimi, wild vs. farm raised, gourmet condiments, recipes for wild duck, and more... Hi. I'm Chef Keem. My dream job as the executive chef of the Driftwood Lodge in SE Alaska allows me every year to spend adventurous weeks in the wilderness of this great state. One of the fringe benefits is to escape the almost unbearable summer heat in my home town - Austin, Texas. Alaska offers a huge variety of attractions for all types of vacationers. This lens will tell you about the silver or coho salmon. Enjoy!

Chef Keem's Bavarian Bistro

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:39:35 -0600

Authentic German food and Bavarian specialties such as veal bratwurst, knockwurst, wiener schnitzel, jaeger schnitzel, German sauerkraut and red cabbage are now finally available in downtown Austin, Texas. Chef Keem proudly announces the opening of the Bavarian Bistro, an exciting addition to the vibrant Austin food trailers scene of the "Live Music Capital Of The World".

The Funniest Squidoo Lensmasters

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:14:52 -0600

Squidoo lensmasters work hard to provide remarkable, original content in beautifully designed lenses. This lens features the lighter side of it all - the funny stuff! Funny videos, funny stories, jokes, and pictures. Funny quotes, funny animals, games, and poems. Funny cartoons, pranks, funny faces - even funny junk. But, most importantly - funny lensmasters! Let me present to you: Lensmasters with a sense of humor! Anyone can collect links to funny stuff on the web - even the grumpiest grouch nerd can! I want to feature the folks behind their funny store fronts - people who add their own funny bones to the Squidoo humor soup. Everybody knows: good soup is made with bones - so let's take stock. Following is a compilation of Squidoo lensmaster's humor. Lenses with levity, so to speak. Lenses that make you laugh out loud, or snicker, or smile, or chortle. Be entertained, be relaxed, and enjoy the great Squidoo Comedy Tour of 2008. It's a gas! And it helps with forgetting the same-named prices!

Does God look like Santa in a robe?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:53:15 -0600

I'm sure, everyone has a quick answer to these questions, ranging from "no one knows" to "it's individually different" to "there is no God". So, maybe it's an interesting experiment to explore our opinions on what God does NOT look like. Many children grow up with a God image of an old man with a flowing white beard, touching finger tips with "Adam" or cupping His hands to offer His grace. Although these are comforting pictures, they probably have very little to do with a realistic concept of God. Why would the Creator of everything look like one of us - aged, hairy, with skin folds? Why would He wear clothing - the One who made and controls all natural forces? Why would He create a human form and then feel the need to cover it up? It seems obvious that most of us have grown out of any serious belief in a God image resembling an old guy in the clouds. Yet, we still cling to fears that this Almighty "Father" will send us into damnation for our mistakes (the literal meaning of "sin") - an act of revenge which any good parent knows how to resist. Shouldn't we consider that our third-dimensional image of God cannot possibly reflect the "nature" of a multi-dimensional being? Could we move closer in our experience of God if we'd first shed our most irrational imaginations? Do we really care? Or have we given up on this quest? Photo courtesy of sam821. Thank you!

Have You Been Blessed By Squid Angel Chef Keem?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:27:16 -0600

This is your "Wall of Fame", dear fellow Squidoo lensmasters - if you've been blessed by Squid Angel Chef Keem! Please add one or more links of your blessed lenses in the plexo on this page. I'll update the "Featured Lenses" on a regular basis. A showcase of some of the best on Squidoo.com: Outstanding lenses - bestowed with angel blessings by Chef Keem.

The Sixties: Growing up with 60s Music in Munich

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:15:48 -0600

Music was everything, back then when I grew up in Munich in the 60s - at least in my life and in the lives of my friends. This lens shall showcase some scenes from those years. I had the opportunity to play in several different amateur bands and I attended live concerts of The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Chicago, Donovan, and many other great musical artists of that era. So many tunes from that era are connected to strong emotional memories. Music seems to shape us for our futures - it certainly influenced my thinking and feeling. When I have time, I blow my horn or I hammer the keys - and I remember when...

No more sugar, baby!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:02:38 -0600

Several existing lenses demonstrate the harmfulness of refined sugars and artificial sugar substitutes. Here are some examples of nature's own pantry with healthful alternatives for everyone's sweet tooth, even diabetic sweeteners. Find info on agave nectar, maple syrup, stevia, barley malt syrup, brown rice syrup, and honey. Agave nectar is the overall best natural sweetener, today. Due to its low glycemic index rating, agave nectar is considered a wonderful diabetic sweetener, although everyone could benefit greatly from a sweetener that does not cause a sugar rush. Sweet is good, Sugar - but no more refined sugar, Baby!

Nelson DeMille - Up Country

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:01:46 -0600

The New York Times Bestseller "Up Country" shall be the next in a series of Nelson DeMille books on my reading list. After "Cathedral" and "Plum Island" introduced me last year to this fascinating mystery thriller and spy novel author, the recently devoured "Night Fall", The Charm School", and the last chapters of "The Talbot Odyssey" made me a huge fan of Nelson DeMille books. Up next - "Up Country". I'm convinced, this will be a thrilling ride of a read and I will report my experience here on this page. Won't you join me in reading "Up Country" and share your fun here as well?

Chef Keem | Online Presence Consultant

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:44:02 -0600

Creating a powerful online presence is crucial for anyone who wants to do business on the web. An Online Presence Consultant can increase your visibility to millions of eager online shoppers around the world. Anyone can easily set up a professional online business with free websites and blogs, and hundreds of thousands do exactly that - every single day. Yet, most of them will never get found by Google and other major search engines, due to the weakness of their personal online presence. Over the last couple years, the concepts of online marketing and selling on the web have changed, dramatically! Marketing managers and PR departments, small business owners, restaurateurs or real estate agents simply don't have the time to keep up with the latest in social networking and personal/business branding. Creating and maintaining an effective internet presence has become a full-time job of its own. A passionate Online Presence Consultant can help you to stick out of the crowd and possibly make the difference between failure and success of your online enterprise. Google search results for 'chefkeem', 9/4/09 (approx. 40k created during the last 12 months): How many search results show up for YOUR business name?

Bear Naked! - And Other Funny Videos By Chef Keem

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:26:03 -0600

Skin a bear until he's naked, cook a tasty wild duck, sear some salmon and sing a song - bear naked! Find these and other funny videos from my YouTube and Animoto clips collection on this page. Many of them feature my own, original music. Some of these videos showcase my funny antics in front of Alaska lodge guests, others discuss the qualities of my product, Agasweet flavored agave nectar. Watch my Marlon Brando impersonation with a German-Texan drawl! Learn how to add Animoto Video to your Squidoo lens, and laugh all the way to the bottom of this page. (I hope!) Come on in - here's your comp ticket!

Agasweet Flavored Agave Nectar Showcase

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:14:28 -0600

Hi, my name is Chef Keem. I was born and raised in Munich, Germany. Since 1981, I live and work in Austin, Texas. My specialty food company, Sweet Venus Delights, manufactures and distributes my original brand, Agasweet flavored agave nectar. This healthy, low-glycemic sweetener and condiment is a perfect replacement for all refined and artificial sugars and sugar products. I love to share my knowledge and experience with Agasweet through my Squidoo lenses and blogs. Please contact me anytime with questions in regard to this versatile new sweetener which is even suitable for most diabetics.

Free Squidoo E-Book: Newbie Tips And Squidoo Tricks

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 16:00:18 -0600

Free download of this comprehensive Squidoo Guide for newbies and experienced lensmasters alike! Do you have problems with making lenses in the new Magic Builder? Looking for an easy step-by-step tutorial for efficient Squidoo lensbuilding? Want to learn from a Giant Squid and experienced Squidoo lensmaster how to create pages with great SEO? Want your Squidoo lenses get indexed and found by Google and other major search engines? Master lenscrafter PotPieGirl offers this fabulous 50-pages e-book FREE for your download. Hi, I'm Chef Keem - Squid Angel, Giant Squid, and member of the Giant100 Club. I invite you to read my review of "How to Create a Squidoo Lens", by PotPieGirl. This course will teach you all the basic steps of building quality lenses on Squidoo - with lots of screen shots and detailed directions. Download your free copy from the link provided further down on this lens!

Chef Recipes For Lower Cholesterol

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 14:50:53 -0600

Lowering his cholesterol with nothing but his own chef recipes inspired Chef Braux to publish three books and a highly informative website about his personal experiences with healthy cooking and happy living. Find out more about Alain's food philosophy, and how you too may be able to lower your cholesterol with delicious and easy French gourmet recipes. This article is based solely on Chef Braux's own experiences, and it shall not be confused with professional medical advice. For more info with regard to your own path to healthy eating, please consult with your doctor and/or nutritionist.

Shady Hollow Austin

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:05:45 -0600

Up-to-date info on Shady Hollow Austin, one of the most coveted neighborhoods in Austin, Texas. Learn about the beautiful homes, the award-winning schools, and the rich history of this vibrant community just 10 miles south of Downtown Austin, Texas. For Real Estate info, please see the contact links to Goldwasser Real Estate Shady Hollow specialists, David Schneider and Philip Myers - your expert agents of choice!

Iraq War Realities - On Videos By Casey Porter

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:52:36 -0600

Casey Porter has been "stop-lossed", the U.S. Army's way of keeping soldiers enlisted longer than their contracted time of service. Eight months into his second Iraq deployment, Casey Porter, like many more soldiers and veterans, no longer believes in the justification of the Iraq war. Now he makes videos about the reality of life in Iraq for our military personnel. This page shows his films of one soldier talking to other soldiers about their experiences in this war. Without sensationalism or fancy editing tricks, these war videos speak for themselves - about a "reality" overlooked too often by our mainstream media. Photo courtesy of takomabibelot. Thank you.

America's Most Popular Populist - Jim Hightower

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:18:20 -0600

America's icon of the populist movement shops "green", of couse! Nearly every Saturday morning, down at the farmer's market in South Austin, a man walks by my booth, always shouting a friendly greeting. Sometimes he stops for a quick chuckle about this or that, maybe picks up one of my Tres Leches Coconut Macaroons, and then continues his round of shopping the freshest produce and locally prepared food for the week ahead. This man is Jim Hightower, one of the most important voices in America. This lens shall introduce Jim to those of you who don't know him - yet, and provide informative and funny resources and links about "America's most popular populist".

Alaska Lodge Cooking

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:16:54 -0600

Alaska lodging, Alaska fishing - a dream vacation! Thousands of Alaska lodges fill with excited fishermen and hunters during salmon runs and big game seasons. Open-air adventures in Alaska make you hungry and nothing is better than a big tasty meal in the comfort of your lodge. That's where I come in... For the last eleven seasons, I cooked up a storm for the guests of the Driftwood Lodge in SE Alaska, right next to the mouth of the Bering glacier. This is my story.

Jesus Is Back - What Would He Say On Squidoo?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:53:30 -0600

What would Jesus say about our sorry state of world affairs? If Jesus came back today - would He be angry? Amused? Frustrated? Would Jesus do Squidoo? (Find an interesting post on SquidLog.com about this question.) What would the Master say? I don't know - but I've got some ideas. I'm sure you do, too. So, I invite you to add your interpretations of Jesus' teachings to my imagined captions by the greatest teacher of all times. What do you think Jesus would say?

Your Prediction - Sarah Palin For President In 2012?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:23:57 -0600

I think Sarah Palin will make a bid for the presidency in 2012! On this page you will find current videos and a sampling of the public opinion through multiple polls. Cast your vote - make your voice heard! Do you think Sarah Palin would be a great President of the United States? Will she be a valid candidate for the White House? Can she beat Barack Obama? What could be the deciding issues for her campaign victory in 2012? Make your predictions, voice your opinion, and vote in the polls! Watch the latest videos as we follow Sarah Palin on her road to the Presidential Elections 2012. Image courtesy of newshour. Thank you.

Bavarian Chef Keem

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:37:26 -0600

Chef Entrepreneur Composer Comedian Gourmand Guru The nickname seemed to be easier for the American public to grasp than my full German name "Achim", resembling a Middle-Eastern heritage, phonetically. Then, the frequent question "Chef Kim?" ruined it all again. This Bavarian chef wears many hats - as a lodge chef in Alaska, entertaining the guests with his silly comedy routines, as a promoter of his business ventures in Austin, TX and across the country, as a musician and artist designing advertising campaigns for his own products, and now also as a healthy foods internet marketeer. The nickname became a brand, intentionally associated with my specialty food brand "Chef Keem's Agasweet flavored agave nectar". The nickname yields many pages of relevant Google search results. Thanks to Squidoo.com! This lens gives a brief introduction to my life. For a listing of all my lenses please see my lensography.

Superhero Squidoo

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:11:36 -0600

Imagine you meet someone new. He/she is very kind and helpful, right from the beginning of your budding relationship. He gives you a number of free tools, free advice, and free personal tutors that enable you to express yourself creatively in ways you have never experienced before. You begin to enjoy these new activities, and you realize that you are learning many new things on a large variety of topics. You feel greatly inspired. And then your new friend begins to send you money...Wouldn't you call her your "Superhero"? Wouldn't you? Squidoo.com is a brilliant concept. The cosmic law of giving and receiving has been realized beautifully throughout all aspects of Seth Godin's creation. The huge community of kind and generous members make Squidoo.com well worthy of superhero status. In this lens I will attempt to honor Squidoo.com by highlighting some of the many Squidoo superheroes I have encountered on my joyous journey as lensmaster.

My Culinary Arts Lensography

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:58:01 -0600

"Culinary Arts" is a big word - but does it taste good? I share my very best recipes and personal culinary tips with you in this page. Find detailed cooking instructions with step-by-step pictures of the perfect ribeye steak, wild duck and salmon recipes, sourdough bread, cream puffs, coconut macaroons, chocolate confections, and much, much more. Bavarian Squid Chef design by Comfortdoc. Thank you.

Chef Keem's Amazing People Lensography

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:39:10 -0600

General Chuck Yeager and George Eckrich, Jim Hightower and Maria Corbalan, Barack Obama and my wife, Margaret Schaut and Chip Taylor, my parents and certain whistleblowers - what do these people have in common? I know them personally or I admire them from a distance - and I made Squidoo lenses about them. They are all amazing people in their own way, and they inspire me. So here is my lensography of their portrait pages. Photo courtesy of j_phillip. Thank you.

"The Little Lens That Should" Squidoo Lens Booster Club!

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 11:22:37 -0600

This is the new Squidoo Lens Booster Club - supporting hidden gems of remarkable significance! Many of the finest Squidoo members create wonderful lenses which for some reason never attract much traffic. However, these lenses should be seen! They were crafted with pride, passion, and many hours of creative effort. Let's give them a little boost, my friends, and learn from experienced lensmasters' tutorials how to improve our lenses. Find Squidoo tricks, tips, and techniques for more traffic and search engine optimization (SEO).

My Favorite Food Blogs

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:23:10 -0600

Here is a list of fabulous cooking blogs by Squidoo lensmasters. If you are a Squidoo member and run your own culinary blog, please add it to the links plexo below. And leave a saucy comment under the goofiest chef picture on the web, if you will. Have fun with my favorite cooking blogs by my dear friends and fellow Squidooers - Chef Jenni, The Reluctant Gourmet, Cabaret Squidoo, and hopefully many more, soon. Don't be shy - add your recipe blog to my list...

Musical Workshop With Michael Kunze

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 23:12:25 -0600

In this mini musical workshop we learn about the structure of a good story - as taught by the most successful stage author in the history of European musical theater: Dr. Michael Kunze. Since its premiere in 1992, not one day has gone by without a performance of the hit-musical ELISABETH, somewhere in Europe or Asia. The musicals MOZART!, MARIE-ANTOINETTE, and DANCE OF THE VAMPIRES have enchanted hundreds of thousands of musical theater fans in many countries. REBECCA, the story of Daphne du Maurier's novel transformed into a drama musical by Michael Kunze is now in the planning stages for a late 2011 Broadway opening. What are the success-secrets of these masterful dramas? Dr. Kunze shares his insights in a series of master class videos...

Chef Keem's Zazzle Gallery Showcase

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:36:21 -0600

I like to dabble in funny, strange, or otherwise interesting (to me, at least) designs. Is it possible that someone might get a kick out of these? The cute little doodlebug graphic is a digitized image of my wife's signature drawing on love notes (or shopping lists) for her husband. Me. The private chef design shows me on a lazy Sunday morning, all dressed-up for a photo shoot. (Just kidding - I usually don't wear a rolling pin!) Here's the link to my Zazzle Gallery. Head on over and look around. http://www.zazzle.com/chefkeem

What if we'd forget about Making Money Online for One Week and Focused on Writing from our Hearts?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:20:01 -0600

"Make Money Online In One Week!" "Get Rich Overnight!" "Start Earning Cash Tomorrow!" Statements like these are huge distractions to our natural yearning for creativity - especially during financially difficult times. Everything we do becomes influenced by our obsession to "monetize". We love to express our passions, but there's always that thought about how we can sell stuff along with it. I find this disturbing. Not that there's anything wrong with creating an internet business and making some money online - I'm fully immersed in such efforts myself. What bothers me is that I seem to have developed a diminished ability to "play", to make a website for the sheer joy of sharing my experiences. So, here's my proposal: For one week, let's create websites, Squidoo lenses, blog posts, and articles about our most heart-felt topics without a single thought about making any money from it. Let's be candid and generous with our offerings, considering only how we can help others by sharing ourselves. Maybe, just maybe - we'll get back our sense of authenticity and uniqueness, our joy in giving away something intimate and dear to the world, and our ability to connect with one another without the need of "getting something out of it". And, maybe this will be the beginning of a new manifestation of never before experienced wealth in our lives... What do you think about this idea? Can you improve on it?

Best Of SquidLog News On Twitter

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 18:07:14 -0600

Squidoozine SquidLog.net presents helpful articles on a wide range of Squidoo-related topics for newbies and experienced lensmasters alike. Giant Squids, Giant 100 Club Members and Squid Angels offer their insights on how to make money on Squidoo through unique and remarkable personal branding as well as sharing their best tips on HTML/CSS coding and other tools for attractive lens designs. The Best of SquidLog on Twitter shall highlight some of the most useful posts on our popular Squidoo News Magazine.

What Is Remarkable On Twitter

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:20:48 -0600

Is the word overused, already? Are we still calling only truly remarkable things by that name? Meanwhile, everything is awesome, right? Is remarkable the next awesome? Do superlatives wear out quickly when we apply them to ordinary stuff? What if we practice some restraint and reserve the word 'remarkable' for the absolutely stunning and extraordinary people, places, and things in our world? That would be awesome.

The Most Important Squidoo Lenses For American Politics Today - Part 1.

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:15:22 -0600

Many Squidoo lensmasters have a keen sense of what is happening in America and in the world of today. Their pages are powerful documents of our reality as a nation and its citizens. American news and politics lenses might never gain the same popularity as a Britney Spears blog or a video depicting exploding coke bottles. Why? It is work to look at these lenses. It is painful to realize the "naked truth". It is hard to listen to that small nagging voice inside of us saying "wake up"! It is often inconvenient to think for ourselves. The Squidoo authors featured in this lens have embraced this inconvenience - for the sake of our wake-up call, our education, and our betterment as citizens of this great country. Let us be grateful for their work.

Squidoo House Band - The Music Of Squidoo Lensmasters!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:10:27 -0600

This is a collection of music-related Squidoo lenses, featuring masterful lensmasters sharing their expertise in a variety of musical topics. Find original music videos, tutorials on playing drums and guitar, free music download sites, great sheet music resources, music geek speak (so to speak!), music polls, Squidoo tricks, and much more - even Hindi songs. Turn up the volume and be entertained! I hope you'll enjoy this lens.

Squidoo Charity Boosters

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:10:03 -0600

How do we make the world "a better place"? By contributing our own part - big or small! A 10%- donation of our lens earnings is not too much for most (if not all) of us, but if hundreds or (gasp!) thousands of Squidoo lensmasters come together in such a campaign - the impact can be huge! This is what Squidoo is all about - small, painless, individual contributions to charity, multiplied through the sheer number of generous members. This lens shall highlight some of our most charitable folks on Squidoo.com: The "Squidoo Charity Boosters"! Go visit and give them a "big hand" because - 10% will change the world!

Online Things To Do When You Are Bored

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:03:19 -0600

Online Things To Do (the keyword), combined with variations of when I'm bored, is searched by thousands of people every day on Google. This page offers a few suggestions for free things to do online that make us smarter and happier while taking care of our debilitating state of boredom. Abundant online resources for self-improvement will show us how we can help make the world a better place by asking ourselves, "online or offline - what can I do today that has a positive impact on my life or helps someone else?" Does that sound boring to you? Photo Credit. Thank you so much!

My Squidoo Tips Lensography

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:00:28 -0600

I joined Squidoo on January 29, 2008. Many generous lensmasters taught me how to squidoo - how to make lenses that attract interest (and traffic). I became a Giant Squid in July and joined the ranks of our Squid Angels in September. It's been an extraordinary ride - I've never learned this much about so many interesting things, in such a short time. I'm grateful to Squidoo and its great community of lensmasters. Here is a collection of my "how to squidoo" lenses with squidoo tips, lensmaking tutorials, squidoo help and advice, and with a few personal viewpoints. I hope you have fun browsing my squidoo tips lensography...

Margaret Schaut - Superhero!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:55:17 -0600

Stan Lee, the legendary creator of Spider Man, describes the genuine qualities of a superhero - integrity, courage, self-sacrifice, and honesty. Using this expert list of human virtues and additional observations about my mentor and friend as my guidelines, I will demonstrate in this lens why Super Squidoo Masterpiece Lenscrafter Margaret Schaut is my superhero.

Happy Birthday, Seth Godin!

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:44:35 -0600

Seth Godin founded Squidoo.com - together with Megan Casey, Corey Brown, Gil Hildebrand and a (shhht!) silent partner. His inspiration came from the desire to 'create a new way to support charity online'. And, to help us to make a little money (or a lot) for ourselves by building free Squidoo lenses. Seth's birthday is on July 10. In his typical fashion, Seth wants us to celebrate his birthday by giving back to our community. This lens shall outline our plan of action and chronicle our results. Please join us in our efforts! Leave your birthday wishes and comments in the appropriate modules below. Happy Birthday, Seth!

Free Tickets For The 2009 Presidential Inauguration?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:41:28 -0600

Can you trust ticket brokers? Do you have to be there in person? Can you afford it? The prices for the 2009 Presidential Inauguration are sky-rocketing! Aren't these tickets supposed to be FREE? Buy a new TV, go on a cruise, travel to Europe, or buy a new car for the price of Inaugural Parade tickets! Find great items of lasting value, here on this page. And if you must attend the 2009 Presidential Inauguration Parade, here is the ticket info you need! But beware! The Joint Congressional Committee On Inaugural Ceremonies has issued a warning! Info below... Image courtesy of woody1778a. Thank you!

Chef Keem And The "Knife-Slinging Panhandlers"

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:37:39 -0600

It's a chef's band and the band members are all chefs. Thus, the name "Knife-Slinging Panhandlers". Actually, they're multiple imaginative personalities of only one chef - me, Chef Keem. Me, Me, Me, and Me. Sounds self-centered? Yep. That's why this has to be a charity lens, a virtual charity concert of my original tunes - panhandling for a good cause. Proceeds of this lens go to "Operation Helmet", the most efficient organization to support our troops. Please visit their homepage and save a soldier's life, today!

Buy Agave Nectar

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:32:53 -0600

As a long-time user of agave sweeteners, these are the products and companies I trust when I buy agave nectar online. Choose from light agave nectar, dark (amber) agave syrup, raw agave nectar, or the delicious Agasweet flavored agave nectar varieties. Check out my recipes using agave nectar and find out all there is to know about this healthy, low-glycemic and diabetic sweetener.

Bush answers Obama: "Yes we can-ned!"

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:32:09 -0600

America's crisis - who's fault is it? Economy, 2 wars, health care, middle class, jobs, foreign relations - we're suffering badly. Our taxes bail out those who caused our downfall. Small business owners like myself face mounting debts and lower sales. We're surrounded by foreclosures, bankruptcies and business failures. Who is to blame? These are questions I'd like to ask: Do we have a part in this? Is it really the sole fault of the Bush administration? Democrats, Congress - didn't they contribute as well to our dilemma? What about "We the People"? Have we been greedy, selfish, ignorant of the impending doom? It's easy to blame the government. It's much harder to take any personal responsibility for what's happening "out there". What's "realistic"? What can we do? Can we really do something or are we can-ned?

Best Problogger Blogging Tips on Twitter

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:28:25 -0600

Problogger Darren Rowse started blogging in 2002 and became a full-time professional blogger by 2005. In addition to Problogger and over 20 other blogs, he built the Digital Photography School, TwiTip Twitter Tips and the b5media blog network. This is a list of Problogger's best blogging tips from his recent activities on Twitter.

How To Be You - On Squidoo

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:46:33 -0600

First of all - welcome! We're interested in YOU. The Squidoo community (and the world) wants to meet YOU. Your lenses may be about a huge variety of topics, but they will all reflect your personality in one way or another. So tell us: Who are YOU? Why are YOU here? How may we help YOU? Go ahead - fill in your bio blurb right away. Would you like it if others read your stuff, or even write about YOU? If you are (or become) a remarkable person, people will notice YOU. Let's have a look at some remarkable online personalities and see if we can learn something about "how to be you - on Squidoo."

The Thinking Man's Guide To The Benefits Of Driving Like A Complete Idiot

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 22:16:44 -0600

You're looking at a long-overdue intellectual master piece - a work for the ages, crafted by sages. If you are not a thinking man, you might miss the great benefits outlined here in this handy yet easy-on-the-eye guide to the previously unheard-of benefits of driving like a complete idiot. You might be a thinking woman. Your gender-specific version is in the works. Meanwhile, try to find your inner male. As I was saying, or not - as in this case, the art of driving like a complete idiot has been shunned for too long. Most vehicle operators today still believe, mistakenly, that driving within the speed limits or using the turn signals are necessary procedures to ensure a smooth traffic flow. Wrong. To illustrate my point, I would like to just point out this single point: the University of Texas track stadium displays a huge sign which can be seen by thousand of drivers along the bypassing Interstate Highway. It says: "Practice Winning Every Day!". Now let me ask you this - how can you win if you drive along with the masses, at the same speed, and possibly even slowing down, at times, to grant somebody the right-of-way? Well - you can't, of course. You lose. Every time. But there is hope for you. This thinking man's guide to the benefits of driving like a complete idiot shall educate you about the enormous importance of every single second won in today's uber-competitive traffic scenarios. Isn't it time for all of us to overcome the stupendously stifling stigma attached to the word "idiot"? Isn't it time to wear proudly the symbols of our new paradigm written in stark letters on our foreheads: "I'm a complete idiot!" Let's step on it before it's too late. Photo by CJSorg Or, ride a bike! FUNNY ANIMATED GIFS - FunnyAnimatedGifs.net