The world needs more laughter, lollygagging, and leprechauns who know how to have a good time! The Quipping Queen and Empress of Eccentricity http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/quippingqueen Sat, 17 May 2008 10:58:04 -0600 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.squidoo.com/funnyplacenames What possessed anyone to come up with these daffy, delectable, or downright distinctive town names like Black Tickle (Newfoundland & Labrador), Humptulips (Washington), and Satan's Kingdom (Vermont)? Frankly, who would want to live in town or visit a place called Podunk, (even if there are more than a few towns in the USA with that modest moniker)? If you need answers to these questions, you've landed on the right spot. This loopy lens is dedicated to those with a keen interest in exploring the wonderful world of weird, odd, or peculiar place names. entertainment Sat, 10 May 2008 16:56:51 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/weird_words The English language is full of weird words that are oddly amusing and even a tad confusing at times. This loopy lens is dedicated to creating an awareness of old, obscure, and perhaps outlandish words that are really quite tame once you make their acquaintance! arts Wed, 14 May 2008 10:22:26 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/2008YearoftheRat For those who are not familiar with Chinese astrology, this is the "Year of the Rat", and it begins on February 7, 2008. In western culture, (synonymous with the "rat race"), it's surprising indeed that the appearance of this redoubtable rodent is so unwelcome, except perhaps on Halloween. This light-hearted lens is dedicated to all things "rat" -- be it "rat cheese", "ratafia", or "ratatouille"! entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 09:17:56 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/whats_on_your_bucket_list This light-hearted lens asks that big bold question, "What's on your 'bucket list'"? Well, you've certainly come to the right spot, (especially if you haven't got a clue about "the bucket list", or seen the movie by the same name). All of which means that you've probably never taken the time to figure out who you really are, let alone ponder why you're here. More importantly, maybe you've even avoided doing what really matters to you because you didn't want to admit that everyone, even you, must sooner or later "kick the bucket". And, by that time it'll be just too late to catch a glimpse of one of Canada's largest roadside attractions, that marvellous munching mega-mosquito on the outskirts of Komarno, Manitoba, just north of the 49th parallel). Too busy to ask this question of all questions? Too weak in the knees to find the answer written on a scrumpled piece of yellow paper in a waste bucket? Fear not, have we got a simple solution for you! entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 09:21:42 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/quippingqueen H.R.H. Quipping Queen welcomes you to her quirky quarters! OFFICIAL TITLE OF THE MONARCH OF MIRTH: Her Royal Highness, The Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, if you please! HER MOTTO: "I am easily amused."  HER MANTRA: "There's more to life than croquet and crumpets, or teetertotters and tiddlywinks." HER MASCOT: A half-ton heffalump named "Humpty Dumpty". arts Sun, 11 May 2008 10:08:33 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/vintage_vixens This light-hearted lens pays tribute to titillating temptresses and playful personalities with oodles of pucker power! You know the ones we mean -- those funny floosies, those sassy sirens, those hilarious hussies, or those wonderfully witty yet well-endowed wenches who drive most men crazy, (while the wimpy ones can be seen running for cover!) Frankly, why wait for Valentine's Day to honor all those campy vampy vixens? Crank up the music, pop the champagne, and let those inner imps out to play! entertainment Thu, 01 May 2008 20:06:39 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/funnynames On behalf of the Organization of Odd or Peculiar Syntax (OOPS), welcome to the Funny Names Folio. This lens is devoted to highlighting a plethora of pretty unsual personal names (real ones), nonsensical nom de plumes (fake ones), potty proper names (simply ridiculous ones), not to mention a wide range of wonky witticims (that fall somewhere in between the cracks of crock and credulity).     entertainment Mon, 12 May 2008 11:25:05 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/latin_for_laughs When it comes to Latin, most Americans think of "Toga Parties", while those boring but better-educated Anglo-Saxons living across the pond get straight to the point: "Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?" WARNING: This little lens is recommended for giggle-oriented gladiators, lighthearted Latin-lovers, and the odd ribald Roman Empire enthusiast or two. arts Wed, 14 May 2008 09:25:37 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/oddjobs The Odd Jobs Club connects unconventional people with unusual jobs in under-the-radar organizations. If daring to do something different is what you you really need now, go ahead and explore oodles of opportunities in the emerging field of "Oddball Occupations". The rest, of course, is up to you! business Wed, 14 May 2008 09:30:36 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/strange_street_names Ever wondered who lives on Fanny Hands Lane, Finger Place, Jingle Pot Road or Never Blue Avenue? This little lens is full of surprises for those who adore naughty or nutty nomenclature, especially odd odoynms, curiously named cul-de-sacs, not to mention hilarious highway handles. entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 09:35:46 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/loolibrary Welcome to the "Little Loo Library" (better known in North America as the "Bathroom Bookshelf"). Considering the fact that one will spend a good deal of time during one's life in the confines of an ablution hut, bathroom, can, head, honey wagon, ladies room, latrine, lavatory, loo, men's room, outhouse, powder room, privy, public convenience, restroom, throne room, tinkle pantry, washroom or water closet -- it's high time to recognize the importance of selecting appropriate books, periodicals and tomes to place beside one's bidet, chamber pot, commode, john, or toilet. Hence, the purpose of this lense is to shed light on the often overlooked if not obscure topic of how to stock one's place of ease or private reading room with things that inspire, intrigue or invite its inhabitants to cackle, cogitate or crow about something delightfully different, patently pleasurable, or utterly unbelievable.   entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 09:08:33 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/treehousetreasury A sanctuary suspended in a tree for adults or a great hangout for kids replete with rope ladders, a trap door, and a sign that reads, "Private - Keep Out!" -- a treasury of treehouse tips on arboreal architecture. Baby boomers and babes in arms are sure to flock together when it comes to building humble hideaways or simple shelters in the treetops. If hammers and nails aren't your thing, maybe it's time to enjoy a bit of R&R  in a tree house tent or a cottage in a canopy!  Our motto: "Dare to go out on a limb and have some fun!"   education Wed, 14 May 2008 09:42:17 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/funny_festivities This light-hearted lens is devoted to funny festivities, hilarious holidays and nutty national days organized all over the globe. The aim of such activities is to make people tickled pink, or at the very least, put a smile on the faces of folks with frowns. Oooh and speaking of odd events, how about signing up for a summer of fun at "The Great Cardboard Boat Regattas" in the U.S. midwest, or entering the "The Great Gorilla Run" in London, England on September 28, 2008? entertainment Tue, 06 May 2008 16:47:34 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/godmadetoiletpapertorollonlyoneway God made toilet paper to roll only one way. In the great scheme of things, knowing how to install a toilet paper roll correctly can save your butt and your marriage, if not enhance your chances for promotion and that elusive golden key to the executive washroom! Remember: God only knows what will happen to you if you get the answer to this one wrong!! education Wed, 07 May 2008 17:35:03 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/sillysigns In a world full of crisis, chaos and calamity, it's nice to know that there are still some folks around who are inspired by the spirit of wit, wonk and wonder! The SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE is devoted to all those who put their faith in funnybones, who giggle at gaffes and glitches, or who laugh out loud when everyone else says "shhhhh". entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 10:06:10 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/drolldictionaries To most folks, dictionaries are barely browsed books used to cover wearisome walls or as a dandy device to prop open a dang-nabbed door. To wordpeckers and wordsmiths, dictionaries are time-tested tools designed to keep them on the straight and narrow path of accepted word usage, if not to fill dead air space at 3:00 am on a local access TV channel. To professors, preteens, and politicians, dictionaries are vital to splitting hairs, winning spelling bees, not to mention duelling with dubious debaters.  And to leisure-conscious lollygaggers with a whole lot of time on their hands to let their fingers flip non-chalantly if not randomly through the pages of a dictionary to find funny words, come up up with new meanings for old or obscure words, and even invent brand-new words and expressions just for the heck of it -- dictionaries are droll indeed.   arts Wed, 14 May 2008 10:32:50 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/goddess_of_gripe Welcome to "Yelling It Like It Is!"...an ode to that great American icon, the inimitable and irreverent Goddess of Gripe & Mother of Mockery, "Maxine"! Let's face it, "Everybody seems normal until you get to know them" (and "Maxine" is no exception!) And, for the merry month of May, this mirthful mum reminds us that, "With age comes wisdom, and, of course, hot flashes you could toast marshmallows on". entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 10:15:39 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/snit_glossary The Glorious Glossary of SNIT is dedicated to the many marvellous mavens of melodrama and mayhem who inhabit the universe.  "Snit" has become synonymous with the unpredictable feisty or flummoxed behavior of all females past the age of puberty. It ranges from the milder version of the supreme "sulk", (also known as seething with stubborness), to the more volatile version, a spitting "Hissy fit", (also known as a titanic temper tantrum if it's exhibited by a male). Let's face it, these daring drama queens all know how to add spice and variety to our rather ho-hum lives ...one sassy and spunky spoonful at a time! entertainment Mon, 12 May 2008 08:38:01 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/yearofthepig2007 Welcome to my world of wit and wonk devoted to a very special 12 month celebration -- 2007 The Year of the Boar, Hog, and Pig!  No doubt about it, higgledy-piggledy and hogwash are definitely 'de rigueur' this year.  Time to celebrate with some hogs and kisses, swine and roses, or Truffle Pig bars! entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 12:19:28 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/my_funny_valentine Glad you decided to drop by and enjoy a gushing giggle or two, (especially if you didn't get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, or even an unsigned vacuous Valentine's card this year). Frankly, when Cupid failed to deliver Prince Charming let alone return the infamous glass slipper, it's not surprising that some wee wenches went wild and refused to kiss frogs, toads, or any other living creature under the mistletoe! Needless to say when a few mirthless metrosexual males showed up who could not write love sonnets, refused to slay dragons, and announced that they were allergic to hearts and flowers, "The Vintage Vixen Society" decided to end centuries of pathetically poor patriarchal rule once and for all by pulling the plug on their annual "Frog Prince Festival". Ooh la la la, a scary thought indeed! Moral to this story: Be glad you're not a broken-hearted bonehead who hasn't got a funnybone let alone knows how to appreciate a good laugh when the joke's on him! entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 12:09:47 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/here_be_trolls This light-hearted lens is devoted enhancing the image of a crazy little critter, the troll, who's got a bad rap of late. Since the advent of the computer and pesky people with no appreciation of these titillating totems and good luck charms, trolls have been, shall we say, a little ticked! entertainment Wed, 14 May 2008 12:16:10 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/daffy_diseases "The Dictionary of Daffy Diseases" is a lighthearted lens devoted to all manner of intriguing indispositions, mirthful maladies, and side-splitting sicknesses for which there may be no known cure. And if truth be told, there are plenty of petty poxes published here to cause bedlam among the bedpans, not to mention hilarity in any hospital. When all is said and done, and you've tossed your cockamammie cure-alls or your cookies (whichever comes first), try laughter ...it really is the best medicine! entertainment Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:39:49 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/leprechaun THE LEPRECHAUN is a mischievous munchkin or Irish imp (whom it is said will reveal the hiding place of treasure if caught).  So, whatever you do, put on a big smile whenever you see a cobbler or shoemaker. Who knows, he just may be a light-hearted leprechaun in disguise (and you certainly wouldn't want to offend him now would you?)  arts Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:20:07 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/gigglinggrapes Welcome to the world of laughter, lollygaggers and lots of light-hearted libations. Witty wine wonks and temperature-conscious tannin tasters will find this site appealing, (we hope). Our Guru of Giggling Grapes takes pride in offering you a cellar full of cheeky chardonnays and downright cheesy choices to flatter all manner of fruity friends or those hard-to-please types - the snooty sniffing, shiraz sippers. food Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:58:53 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/princess_of_punctuation This light-hearted lens is devoted to the art of proper punctuation. In a world suffering from "commatosis" not to mention that other fate worse than death, the plague of punctuation also referred to in gravely serious grammar circles as "semi-colon cancer", there is a place for punctilious punctuators. Clearly something must be done to eliminate mangled and misbegotten missives, to eradicate the egregious use of emoticons, and to put an end to other dreadful disasters involving the deadly use of the dash or even heaven forbid, the worst sin of all, the appearance of a despondent dangling modifier. arts Wed, 14 May 2008 12:24:22 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/Vanishing_Vocabulary This lens is devoted to recovering and restoring little-used if not long-lost words in the English language that truly deserve to see the light of day. Who says it's not a scrumbunctious idea!*? For those who enjoy collecting curious words, these gorgeous gems will be a valuable addition to your vintage vocabulary. For those who can't spell, can't conjugate a verb, or haven't a clue what an adjective is, you may find this lovely little lens a tad taxing on the cerebellum. __________ Insert Photo Credit: "Mamluke's photostream on flickr.com" arts Wed, 14 May 2008 10:19:34 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/2008_international_year_of_the_potato Welcome to the "Posh Potato", a tribute to tame if not timid tubers, (also affectionately known as "chips" and "fries" or "spuds" and "taters"). Humanity owes a great deal to the edible "earth apple" if not sometimes highly entertaining "Potato Head" family. So, it's not surprising that in honor of this versatile vegetable, the United Nations has declared 2008 - "International Year of the Potato"! So put on your best bib and tucker or don your favorite couch potato costume...because we're going to celebrate with a "posh potato party"! __________ Photo Insert Credit: Peter Firus food Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:12:09 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/whenlifegivesyoulemons This lens is all about squeezing the most out of life ... so lighten up before you become a sourpuss! Our role as lemon lovers of the world is to pass along a bit of wit, whimsy and wisdom while you try and figure out what to do with all that citrus fruit that just landed unexpectedly in your lap.  people Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:52:43 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/hilarioushops At HILARIOUS HOPS, where malt and mirth flow freely, we're sure there are more than a few brilliant beer brands that will make you smile, snicker or snort. So, without further ado, the Guru of Brew will introduce you to the lighthearted labels being showcased in our virutual watering hole, The Buffoon Saloon. food Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:59:04 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/egads_its_eeyore Let's face it, what would the world be without Eeyore? There would be no one to cry in your beer, rain on your parade, or weep "woe is me" in your handkerchief, that's what! "Good morning Mary Sunshine" may be on the lips of all the optimists, but when it comes down to it...misery loves company. And there's no one better to fit the bill than A.A. Milne's bemusing beast named "Eeyore". entertainment Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:40:58 -0600 http://wittiest.wench.ever.com/ Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world, also rules with a velvet glove in the Queedom of Quirky, (home to far too many quippers, quaffers and quidnuncs). If truth be told, no one else stepped forward to claim this terrific title. So when push came to shove, she crowned herself Queen, found a throne that fit her, hired a gourmet chef to build the biggest chocolate-flavored castle ever, and engaged the services of a 'civil' engineer to build a moat (filled with heffalumps) not to mention a fancy hydraulic draw-bridge (to keep trolls, trojan horses and testy tiddlywink players out naturally). people Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:05 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/crayoncollege Here at Crayon College, we aim to provide all you creative critters with everything you've always wanted to know about that whole whack of slippery sticks in your filthy little fingers but never dared to ask! By the way, keep your eyes peeled for the "Crayon Monster" -- 'cause he's known to pilfer and pounce on those pretty pieces you've got your eye on in someone else's paws! arts Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:55:02 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/bizarrebooks On behalf of the Bizarre Book of the Month Club, I would like to welcome you to a curious collection of odds and sods. These unusual tomes can frequently be found in book bins marked "discounts", "discards", or "dead-giveaways". So, pull up a chair, put on your spectacles, and grab a bowl of popcorn because you've got all you need for a bit of ho-ho and tee-hee. arts Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:46:00 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/heffalumps Here at Heffalump Headquarters, we pride ourselves in bringing you all you need to know about the world's most breathtakingly Perfectly Normal Beast (who has rarely if ever been seen by man let alone been captured by one). The purpose of this lens is to acquaint readers with little known facts about these curious creatures, (who should not be confused with "wockets" who live in pockets, "yottles" who hide in bootles, or "Hortons" who hear whos).  entertainment Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:53:55 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/2009YearOfTheOx January 26, 2009, (or the year 4707 in the Chinese calendar), begins the "Year of the Earth Ox". This light-hearted lens is devoted to the udderly ridiculous "Ox" (also known in North America as the "Buffalo"). If you're a fan of humongous heroes, then you know all about Paul Bunyan and his famous sidekick, "Babe the Blue Ox". They are revered animals who symbolize diligence, reliability, sincerity, strength and sound judgement. But, don't expect these lumbering souls to have a sparkling sense of humor or be style conscious...it's not part of the package! entertainment Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:57:18 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/temple_of_toothpaste If you worship white, sparkling, squeaky clean cuspids and believe in the "Tooth Fairy", you'll feel right at home in the Temple of Toothpaste. On the other hand, if by any chance you're a cavorting Cavity Critter, genuinely Germy Gingivitus, or Horrid Halitosis, perhaps you'd best find yourself another mouth in which to mess about! entertainment Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:09:52 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/crumpets_club The Crazy Coots & Crones Crumpets Club is a very odd group that serves hilarious high tea and engages in hijinks whenever the spirit of spunk moves them to do so.  Ability to devour a divine plate full of porous pancakes with oodles of butter and gobs of jam, honey, marmalade, or warm syrup smothered on top is a requisite for all crumpet club members and visitors. Note: It also helps if you have a talent for talking with your mouth full. entertainment Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:34:26 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/purple_people_eater This loopy lens is devoted to one of my favorite funky critters, the "one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater". Frankly, if you haven't bumped into one lately, or even chimed in when one of those retro radio shows features this silly song about him, you've definitely missed out on a vital slice of life! Chalk one up for those Blessed Baby-Boomers! __________ Photo Insert Credit: Album cover, "Purple People Eater", (from Terr-bo's photostream on flickr.com). entertainment Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:22:27 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/churchofchortle The Church of Chortle is dedicated to the worship of wit, wonk and whimsy. Anyone amused at the thought of sharing a pew with a Goddess of Giggles and a Grin-And-Bear-It Guru is most welcome to join in the fun and frivolity. NOTE: In the spirit of serendipitous snickering, we also offer a handful of haw-haw hymns and mouthfuls of merry meditations for the chuckle-challenged. entertainment Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:15:35 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/whimsicalwatches "I'm Late, I'm Late for a very important date..." (from the lyrics to "Alice in Wonderland"). Just think, all that fuss could have been avoided if that rambunctious rabbit had worn a whimsical watch for pity's sake! So, without further ado, here's a rather fine collection of titillating timepieces and cockamammie clocks. entertainment Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:13:24 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/humpty_dumpty Humpty Dumpty is the central character (an entertaining enigmatic entity to be more precise) in a well-known English language nursery rhyme and riddle. It's a rather fine story about a thin-skinned thingammybob who sits precariously on a whatchamacallit but has a great fall that leaves him smashed to smithereens. If that isn't bad enough, seems no one in this land full of household heroes, natty know-it-alls, and powerful potentates has the right gizmo or God-given talent needed to mend this mangled, merry-minded munchkin. Moral to this story: If wearing egg on your face isn't much fun, then trust me, befriending an egghead isn't all that it's cracked up to be either! entertainment Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:47:06 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/bestnonbooks This lens is devoted to creating an awareness of a little known topic, "the best books never written". Why non-existent books? Well, the short answer is, why not? Since the world's awash in balderdash maybe it's high time we paid tribute to tengential topics such as trumped-up tomes and tiny tomes without homes. arts Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:19:26 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/for_cods_sake This light-hearted lens is devoted to fishy food and forgotten words. Frankly, if you hate fried fish, dislike chips with malt vinegar on top, and can't abide an acronym with more than one meaning, then you've probably come to the wrong spot. On the other hand, for those who adore piscatorial pleasantries, please feel free to play with your lovely pectorals, cuddle that cute caudal, or just show-off those scintillating scales of your's! __________ Photo Insert Credit: Mojohand on flickr.com entertainment Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:03:29 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/gift_of_the_gab This light-hearted lens is devoted to talkative types, or more specifically, mirthful motor-mouths chortling chatterboxes, and goddesses of gab, whereever they may be. While windbags and blabber-mouths may inhabit the rarified atmosphere of ivory towers and the pithless pages of gossip magazines, loquacious lads and lasses know that romancing the right stone is key to being granted the Irish "gift of the gab" -- the most valuable gift you can give yourself and those around you! entertainment Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:18:45 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/bsandbalderdash Today our world is awash in all manner of dazzling detritus masquerading as breathtaking balderdash and bafflegab. This lens is meant to assist those who wish to navigate the increasingly globalized glut of empty words signifying nothing but niggling nonplussed nonsense. arts Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:21:12 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/cast-off_couture This light-hearted lens is devoted to cast-off couture. What's that you ask? Well, it's a funky fashion trend that's based on making garb from garbage. In this world of fast-food and fast-fashion, it's all about redesigning, reconstructing, and repurposing recyclables ...in a nutshell, creating wicked wearables from waste.   diy Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:27:07 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/tiddlywinks The obscure, oft-ridiculed "parlor game" of tiddlywinks may be just thing to meet the diverse needs of today's diffident dabblers, destiny-driven doodlers and die-hard dare-devils. An affordable yet amicable sport (whose equipment fits easily into a pocket, packsack or purse, unlike the cerebral game of chess), it's easy to see why young and old alike enjoy this genteel game of skill, strategy, and digital dexterity, (as opposed to test cricket which requires only a bad attitude and a willingness to reward blinkly bad behavior).   sports Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:23:35 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/socratic_order_of_sandboxes The SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES (S.O.S.) is open to those who take pride in thinking outside the box or those who enjoy pondering the imponderable. Dedicated to those who have ever posed a simple, strange, or silly question about life, the universe, or the "Whole Sort of General Mish Mash", hoping to find an answer. NOTE: A very big thank you to Judy McIlmoyl! Without her smiling spirit and witty words, the Socratic Order of Sandboxes would never have been established!    entertainment Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:45:58 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/Tweedledee-and-Tweedledum Welcome to "All You Ever Wanted to Know about the Dashing Duo: Tweedledee & Tweedledum"! Surely, you've heard of them...no, they're not the "Bobbsey Twins", the "Doublemint Gum Twins", or even an obscure name for the slugging "Minnesota Twins"...word has it they're not even twins at all! __________ Photo Credit Source: From "Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass" by C.S. Lewis, 'Alice and Tweedledee and Tweedledum', illustration by John Tenniel. people Tue, 13 May 2008 09:29:00 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/victoriasvictoria What's in a name? How about one with cachet and charisma, or better yet, one that is used by both males and females? VICTORIA is a rather august if not posh personal pronoun, perhaps because of its association with power, prestige, and panache.  "Victoria's Venue" is a hub of information for all people, places and paraphernalia named "Victoria". Perhaps you know someone named "Victoria" who would like to meet other "Victorias" on "Victoria Day" in Victoria, (capital of beautiful British Columbia, Canada), to celebrate this majestic moniker we all share in common. entertainment Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:21:16 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/wattle_world Exactly what is a wattle? Even more important, tell me why I should give a sweet patootie about the wonderful world of wattles for pity's sake? To some it's a double chin, to others a sexy skin flap, and to a precious few wild thangs, it's what makes them distinctive!    entertainment Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:55:42 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/things_with_no_names This light-hearted lens is devoted to things without names. More to the point, in a world full of "brand names", it's just not cool to be a nameless non-entity. By creating an awareness of everyday "things with no names", it is hoped that folks will feel like adding a personal touch to a whole host of "man-made things that come with no names", not to mention "nameless things in nature". ___________ Insert Photo Credit: Andy in NYC's photostream on flickr.com. entertainment Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:01:47 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/scorpio_sisterhood Moxie minks and fantastic foxes, (born between October 23 and November 21), who weren't admitted to "The Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood", "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or the "Sisterhood of the Travelling Tea Cup", will be pleased to know that we now have our very own club, "The Devilishly Divine Order of the Scorpio Sisterhood". Now the next question is, are you sure you can spot a Scorpio Sister when you see one? people Sat, 01 Mar 2008 13:58:05 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/giggleguide Tired of draining swamps, duelling dragons, and dodging the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?   Take a break; join the Wonderful World of Wit & Wonk! After all, laughter's the best medicine for what ails you and, this is one chortle portal with your name on it. Ever wanted to visit some odd or off-the-beaten track places, buy a few boisterous books for your boudoir or bathroom, grab some grapes that make you gurgle or giggle, or maybe try on some titillating togs that will keep you in stitches? Then you've definitely come to the right spot. So hang on for a hiliarious bit of hoopla designed to max out your merriment card! entertainment Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:35:50 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/curiouscovers Welcome to Curious Covers! As the old saying goes, "never judge a book by its cover". But why not?  After all, some of them are a tad quaint perhaps even quirky, while others are downright questionable! This light-hearted lens is dedicated not to what is going on between the sheets , but rather what appears on the wrapping paper. Images and words are, of course, designed to tweak your imagination by inviting you to dive or simply delve into the book's contents as the case may be. On the other hand, some may languish on the shelves for many years gathering an inch of dust without so much as a "tut tut" or even a "tsk tsk" if you please.   arts Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:43:33 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/firedfunnybones Almost everyone has been axed, dismissed, kicked out, laid-off, pushed, sacked, stiffed, shoved out the door or been given the boot, the elbow, the old heave-ho, their marching orders or their walking papers, perhaps even been put out on their ear or their neck (without so much as a golden handshake) at least once in their work life. Multimillionnaire and casino magnate Donald Trump shows us there's lots of cachet behind those famous words, "YOU'RE FIRED!" According to media reports, several canned contestants not only earned their fifteen minutes of fame but also managed to find new jobs or fulfilling careers. Fired Funnybones is dedicated to the notion of exploring the humorous side of losing one's job. After all, one is never too young or too old to enjoy a pink-slip party or a serendipty sabbatical! business Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:11:06 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/crackpots_and_crockpots This light-hearted lens is devoted to crazy cooks, culinary catastrophes, and ripsnorting recipes for every odd occasion. If you haven't got a funnybone, never played with food, or tried to make "Green Eggs and Ham" (the "Breakfast of Champions"), this is not the spot for you! food Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:16:18 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/horriblehats In a day and age when butt cracks and bald heads are seen more frequently than hats, honoring the chic-less chapeau is certainly in order. So, for those with a keen interest in the history of haberdashery, not to mention passing the hat, holding on to one's hat, doing hat tricks, taking one's hat off to congratulate another, talking through one's hat, throwing one's hat into the ring, figuring out how many hats one is wearing, dropping in on the Mad Hatter's tea party or keeping something under one's hat...be it horrible or not, this is definitely the right spot. people Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:17:43 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/leap_year_2008 This light-hearted lens is all about Leap Year, a time when you can to some very odd, wacky, or once-in-a-blue moon things! After all, this auspcious occasion comes but once every four years. So, correct your calendars, wind up your watches, and break open the bubbly! If that doesn't turn your crank, then why not contribute to the conservation of amphibians and curtail the extinction of frogs! entertainment Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:52:07 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/sock_talk Welcome to "Sock Talk" home of all things silly, strange and downright stupefying about socks. Don't let the "heels" get you down! Sock it to them with a pair of the finest smiley-face socks money can buy! Better yet, pick up seaon's tickets to the Scottish Falsetto Puppet Theatre or at the very least, present your blinking boss or boring best bub with their very own ""Sock Monkey""! entertainment Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:25:09 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/lensranknumber1 Being "Top Dog" is a whole lot better than being "in the doghouse" wouldn't you agree? So, whether you're a carefree canine, a hungry hound, or a posh pooch, you've come to the right spot. Our Motto: If you're going to pee on someone's parade, practice on a fire hydrant first.   business Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:32:02 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/funny_money This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of mirthful moneybags and moola matters. Does money grow on trees? Does it really talk? Does money multiply under a mattress? Does it become profitable if placed in a piggy-bank? If you don't know the answer to these simple questions, perhaps you need a primer on play money! entertainment Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:05:31 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/bored_doe_club If you're tired of housework, ticked off by having to run around in circles just to keep all your commitments, fed up spending endless time nibbling on naughty nummies to squelch the rumbling noise in your tummy, or simply sick to death of wasting your modest amount of "mad money" on things you really don't need -- you definitely qualify for membership in the one and only "Bored Doe Club"! diy Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:45:18 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/mad_money "Mad Money" ...you know that wad of wampum you keep in a sock, under a mattress, or inside a purse for emergencies. Multitasking mazuma-inspired mavens know all about "mad money". They may be scrimping and saving those nickels and dimes, clipping coupons, and even making ends meet on nothing but thin air...but rest assured, they're also dreaming up ways to cook someone else's goose, cash in on some cabbage, or make enough bread to take a hike one of these fine days. (Be careful you're not that poor sot with the red face left holding the empty bag!) Forget the sub-prime mortgage mess, the plummeting value of the U.S. dollar, or the stock market heading south. Take a look at a trio of comically-inspired crones who solve their financial woes by robbing the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank. (Who says happiness isn't a heist pulled off by some very crazy cackling crooks?) moviesandtv Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:25:13 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/big_book_of_bunkum Word has it that know-it-alls reign supreme in a world where wit and wisdom are in short supply. In an effort to upstage the experts on everything from black holes to how to find your bliss, the Big Book of Bunkum has been published to fill the empty shelf space between "frightening facts and figures" and "flashly feel-good fluff". Those who are tired of "waiting for Godot", and don't believe in the "Tooth Fairy" or the existence of the "yellow-brick road" will probably find the Big Book of Bunkum a good deal more fun to read than the adventures of "Puff and Spot" or "Cod Liver Oil Nightmare"! arts Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:22:28 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/yuletide_yuk_yuks Tis the season to be jolly, so quit complaining, crying boo hoo or yelling bah humbug! Just smack your lips, waggle your tongue, and fill your blessed boots with some "Yuletide Yuk Yuks"! If that doesn't work, try a light-hearted libation and keep the spirit of snicker flowing!   entertainment Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:46:23 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/Marathon_of_Mirth This light-hearted lens is devoted to organizing and participating in a special event called the "Marathon of Mirth", (usually, but not always, held on April 1st each year). It will definitely appeal to all sorts of puckish people who are really keen to let their hair down, roll in the aisles, or just plain laugh themselves silly without having to listen to a chronologically-gifted, vertically-challenged female telling them to sit down, shut up and be quiet! entertainment Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:39:30 -0600 http://www.squidoo.com/groups..Queens_of_A_to_Z QUEENS OF A TO Z Welcome to a very posh palace. Here you will find only majestic monarchs (who are an integral part of the esteemed Queendom of Everything from A to Z!) entertainment Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:29:03 -0600