Squidoo : Lenses by quippingqueen

Funny Place Names

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:42:12 -0600

Who says North Americans are nutty? Well, judging from these daffy, delectable, or downright distinctive town names like Dildo (Newfoundland & Labrador) and Humptulips (Washington), not to mention Frog Suck (Wyoming) or its sister city Toadsuck (Arkansas), we'll let you draw your own conclusions. Frankly, who is likely to admit during a polite dinner conversation that they hail from a pleasant but pathetic place called Podunk? Believe it or not, it actually exists in the states of Connecticut, Missouri, New York, and Vermont. Meanwhile, sillyness seems to stretch across the pond all the way to a quaint little place in jolly Olde England called Quidhampton, (with a population of 404 according the 2001 census). As names go, it looks harmless enough, but its original meaning is, "home of people famous for the dung of their cattle".

What's On Your Bucket List?

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:06:03 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to asking that big, bold, and breathtaking question, What's on your bucket list? Well, you've certainly come to the right spot, (especially if you haven't got a clue about "the bucket list", or seen the movie by the same name). All of which means that you've probably never taken the time to figure out who you really are, let alone ponder why you're here. More importantly, maybe you've even avoided doing what really matters to you because you didn't want to admit to everyone that you've got a hole in your blessed bucket. On the other hand, maybe you've just convinced yourself that, by some miracle afforded by the fountain of youth, you'll never have gray hair or lose it, or maybe you'll just keep building sandcastles in the air and never have to "kick the bucket". Too busy to dream or to figure out what you want out of life while spending time on planet Earth? Too weak in the knees to find the answer written on a scrumpled piece of yellow paper in a waste bucket? Too tuckered out to hear the answer because you've forgotten the question. Fear not, we've got a simple and satisfying solution for you! _____________ Image Credit: soadahead.com/554698836_bucketList_answer_1_xlarge.jpg

Weird Words

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:29:28 -0600

Welcome to a lighthearted lens on lexicography. The English language is full of weird words (be they new or old) that are oddly amusing and even a tad confusing at times. This loopy lens is dedicated to creating an awareness of old, obscure, and perhaps outlandish words plus some nifty new ones that are really quite tame once you make their acquaintance! Which reminds me, where the heck did I put my "thibble"? What do you mean you haven't a hot clue what a "thibble" is -- it's a stick for stirring my porridge! __________ Image Credit: www.jamietucker.com

Odd Jobs Club

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:03:47 -0600

The Odd Jobs Club connects unconventional people with unusual jobs in under- the- radar organizations. If daring to do something different is what you you really need now, go ahead and explore oodles of opportunities in the emerging field of "Cockamammie Careers" and "Oddball Occupations". Go ahead, have a little fun. After all, you only live once, (unless you have nine lives like some other curious cats out there! ) Say, how about a short stint as a conspicuously captivating "Captain Colon"? _ Image Credit: bobcanada92@flickr. com

Latin for Laughs

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:16:48 -0600

When it comes to Latin, most Americans think of the "Roman Empire", "Toga Parties", "Caesar" Salad, or perhaps how to place a bet on the "chariot races". However, those frightfully boring but better-educated Brits from across the pond love all things old...including the Latin language. In fact, they usually get straight to the point if there is a point to be made upon greeting a friend: "Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?" In other words, "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?" WARNING FOR WIT AND WISDOM SEEKERS: This little loopy linguistical lens is recommended for giggle-oriented gladiators, lighthearted Latin-lovers and the odd ribald Roman Empire enthusiast or three.

Strange Street Names

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:38:58 -0600

Ever wondered who lives on Fanny Hands Lane, Butts Wynd, Jingle Pot Road or Wino Way? When it comes to naughty or nutty nomenclature, especially odd odoynms, curiously named cul-de-sacs, or hilarious highway handles, who knows what sort of silly names you'll find on street signs around the globe. Be prepared for the unexpected and oftening entertaining surprises in store for you on the ripsnorting roads of life!

Titillating Taglines

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:01:32 -0600

What would the world be without all those wonderful one-liners that gob-smack you when you least expect it? This light-hearted lens is devoted to those pithy if not puckish pieces of prose that leave you with a smile on your face! So, get ready for a big box of bittersweets to brighten your day! Or, if you prefer puffing your way to pleasure, just "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere."

Marvelous Miss Piggy

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:04:18 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to one of my favorite delightful dames who is always on her game, none other than a marvelous (or if you prefer marvellous) muppet named Miss Piggy! She is perhaps best described as a sassy if not spunky sylph of substance if not a well-endowed winsome wench with a wicked sense of humor. For those who appreciate comical come-backs, outrageous one-liners, and ripsnorting retorts, Miss Piggy's dulcet tones and memorable mirth will be music to your ears!

Funny Names Folio

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:47:54 -0600

On behalf of the Organization of Odd Or Peculiar Syntax (OOPS), welcome to the Funny Names Folio. This light-hearted lens plays tribute to the plethora of pretty unsual personal names (real ones), nonsensical nom de plumes (fake ones), patently potty proper names (simply ridiculous ones), not to mention a wide range of wonky witticims (that usually fall somewhere between the cracks of crock, crap and credulity). __________ Image Credit: Yup, this smiling shingle entitled the "Pelican Poop Shoppe" is for real. It certainly gets a giggle or two from patrons in Key West, Florida.

2012 Year of The Dragon

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:03:39 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the dragon, (a Yang wood animal, and the only mythical creature in the Chinese zodiac). In China, dragons are associated with strenth, vitality, harmony and good luck which is why they are placed above doors or on rooftops to banish the demons and evil spirits. In many Asian cultures, dragons represent the primal forces of nature, religion and the universe while many embody supernatural powers and great wisdom. In Western culture, dragons are often portrayed as fire-breathing lizard-like creatures, or serpentine monsters with bat-like wings capable of devouring their pray in a single bite. These cunning creatures far from being protectors of mankind are seen as mortal enemies synonymous with the devil or Satan himself. We leave you to be the judge of what role dragons play in your life -- especially in "2012 The Year of the Dragon" (January 23, 2012 - February 9, 2013)! ____________ Image Credit: www.ablazemetalart.com

God made toilet paper to roll only one way!

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:56:26 -0600

In the world of all things great and small, knowing which way to hang toilet paper is pretty tricky business. Everyone has an opinion on the matter. Puritantical powder-room people claim that, "God made toilet paper to roll only one way" (from the outside of the dispenser naturally). On the other hand, left-wing lavatory folks insist that TP must fall from inside the dispenser. And finally, there's the sanitary secularist centrist crowd who couldn't give a sweet tweet which way the TP falls as long as there is some in the throne room. In the great scheme of things, knowing how to install a toilet paper roll correctly can save your butt and your marriage, if not enhance your chances for promotion and that elusive golden key to the executive tinkle pantry! God only knows what will happen to you if you get it wrong!! ____________ Image Credit: doobybrain

Goddess of Gripe

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:52:55 -0600

Welcome to "Yelling It Like It Is!"...an ode to that great American icon, the inimitable and irreverent Goddess of Gripe and Mother of Mockery, "Maxine"! And, let's face it, "Everybody seems normal until you get to know them" (and "Maxine" is no exception!) So, it's not surprising to hear what this madam of mirth and mayhem has to say about the merry month of May -- "Springtime is special, it reminds me of my ex. Especially when I'm pruning out the dead wood!" _____________ Image Credit: J. Wagner, Illustrator, Hallmark Cards - Little Shoebox Greetings.

Vintage Vixens

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:28:27 -0600

This light-hearted lens pays tribute to titillating temptresses and playful personalities with oodles of pucker power! You know the ones we mean -- those funny floosies, hilarious hussies, moxie mavens and sassy sirens not to mention those wonderfully witty yet well-endowed wicked wenches who drive most men crazy, (while the wimpy ones just run for cover!) Frankly, why wait for Valentine's Day to honor all those campy vampy vixens? Crank up the music, pour a glass of "Strut" your stuff "Chardonista", and let those inner imps out to play! ____________ Image Credit: www.lesharper.com

Amusing Alliteration

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:28:41 -0600

This lighthearted lens will appeal to paripatetic ponderers, parenthetical poets, and pundits of pleasingly plump prose. NOTE: Those with incredibly short-attention spans or missing funnybones would be well advised to find something all together trifling to occupy their time like twiddling their toes, wiggling their ears, or gazing at their navels. __________ Image Credit: Kristinagaz.blogspot.com

Entertaining Euphemisms

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:18:18 -0600

Exactly what is a euphemism and, more importantly, why is it entertaining? In twenty-five words or less, according to a dazzling dictionary by Mr. Webster, a euphemism is a 16th century-old English noun or figure of speech meaning "the substitution of an agreeable or innoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant". Why are euphemisms amusing if not enchanting? Well dear friends, perhaps you should sample a few boffo buzzwords and delicious double-entendres to see for yourself! ___________ Note: While pejorative-minded people might refer to the above image as a "babe in the buff", politically-correct people prefer a more vaunting piece of verbiage such as "a mythical non-living, clothing-optional Temptron and oppressed female member of the Eurocentrist power elite and patriarchal lineage mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority".

The Leprechaun

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:05:25 -0600

The leprechaun is a mischievous munchkin or Irish imp (whom it is said will reveal the hiding place of his treasure if captured by a homo sapien). So, whatever you do, put a big smile on your face whenever you see a cobbler or shoemaker. Who knows, perhaps that puckish personality who lives next door to you may be a light-hearted leprechaun in disguise (you certainly wouldn't want to offend him now would you?) __________ Image Credit: silviothemilvio@flickr.com

Funny Festivities

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:43:21 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to funny festivities, hilarious holidays and nutty national days organized all over the globe. The aim of such activities is to make people tickled pink, or at the very least, put a smile on the faces of folks with frowns. By the way, did you sign up for the "Odd Olympics" or "World Naked Bike Ride Day"? Oooh and speaking of odd events, how about signing up for a summer of fun at "The Great Cardboard Boat Regattas" in the U.S. midwest, or entering the "The Great Gorilla Run" in London, England? Or forget about trying to fit in...why not organize your very own "Bush-Whacked Bird-Calling Contest" (in your own backyard of course)! ___________ Image Credit: Bill Mayer,bird-calling contest on flickr.com

My Funny Valentine

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:53:14 -0600

Glad you decided to drop by and enjoy a gushing giggle or two, (especially if you didn't get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, or even an unsigned vacuous Valentine's card this year). Frankly, when Cupid failed to deliver Prince Charming let alone return the infamous glass slipper, it's not surprising that some wee wenches went wild and refused to kiss frogs, toads, or any other living creature under the mistletoe! Needless to say when a few mirthless metrosexual males showed up who could not write love sonnets, refused to slay dragons, and announced that they were allergic to hearts and flowers, "The Vintage Vixen Society" decided to end centuries of pathetically poor patriarchal rule once and for all by pulling the plug on their annual "Frog Prince Festival". Ooh la la la, a scary thought indeed! Moral to this story: Be glad you're not a broken-hearted bonehead who hasn't got a blessed funnybone in his body! __________ Image Credit: Liz the Ostrich Show Girl, Design by Kat Lees@flickr.com

How to not take yourself so seriously

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:35:15 -0600

In a world that recognizes only a winners, know-it-alls, and experts, this light-hearted lens is dedicated to helping you discover your inner imp, find your fabulous funnybone, and tickle yourself pink! Frankly, 'tis better to make light of oneself than spend hours coiffing one's curly locks in front of the mirror or going into conniption fits about what to wear to work to impress one's boss, a client, or a colleague, not to mention bending over backwards to earn a blessed brownie point, or busting one's butt to get the golden key to that elegant executive washroom. On the other hand, as cartoonist "vimrod" might say, if no one takes you seriously, you can always blame it on the silly soul that's lurking, lounging, or lollygagging around inside of you!

Curious Conundrums

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:55:03 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to pithy ponderings that make you scratch your head, tickle your chin, not to mention look up into the wild blue yonder hoping to catch a glimmer of a gorgeous goddess or a great guru who'll give you the answer to the following questions. Have we got some ridiculous if not elegant enigmas and ripsnorting riddles to solve. More to the point, if you've got the gumption to hazard a guess or take a long leap of faith to fill that space. If so, you've come to the right place. If not, well maybe you should return to the cute little cubby hole from whence you came and contemplate your navel!

Go Fly a Kite!

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:50:49 -0600

When's the best time to tell someone to "Go Fly a Kite"? Perhaps April -- "National Kite Month" in North America. Or how about the second Sunday of October, when kite flyers from around the globe unite and fly a kite to celebrate "ONE SKY ONE WORLD". This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of wacky windbags and kooky klutzes who love kites. It's also the right place to send batty bosses, cockamammie colleages, and pesky people who need to lighten up and take a mirthful merry-minded mental health day!! __________ Image Credit: Anyone For Tennis@flickr.com

Giggling Grapes

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:04:07 -0600

Welcome to the world of laughter, lollygaggers and lots of light-hearted libations. Witty wine wonks and temperature-conscious tannin tasters will find this site appealing, (we hope). Our Giggling Grapes Guru takes pride in offering you a cellar full of cheeky chardonnays and downright cheesy choices to flatter all manner of fruity friends or those hard-to-please types - the snooty sniffing, shiraz sippers. Note: Fermented Fruit of the Loom folks and timid tannin types need not apply!

Weird Words Starting With 'B'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:58:57 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; today it's the letter 'B'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, or perhaps just spice up one of your cryptic electronic missives. _______________ Image Credit: anagramXL

When Life Gives You Lemons

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:49:53 -0600

This lens is all about squeezing the most out of life ... so lighten up sourpuss! Our role as lemon lovers of the world is to pass along a bit of wit, whimsy and wisdom while you try and figure out what to do with all that citrus fruit that just landed unexpectedly in your lap. If all else fails, when life gives you lemons, find someone with a bottle of vodka, throw a party, and for goodness sake invite me! ___________ Image Credit: Whimsy Studios at flickr.com

2010 Year of the Tiger

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:13:05 -0600

This light-hearated lens is dedicated to "2010 - The Year of the Metal/White Tiger, (which began auspiciously on February 14th when Valentine's Day is also celebrated.) So, if you want to learn more about all things tantalizingly "tiger", you've come to the right place. Grab a vine and have a good time! ___________ Illustration by Andrew Padon@flickr.com

Crazy Cupid's Corner

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:47:38 -0600

Here at Crazy Cupid's Corner, you'll find something to tickle your funnybone, or at the very least tickle yourself pink when Febuary 14th, Valentine's Day, rolls around each year. If you're allergic to smarmy "candy kisses", can't swoon since your hip surgery, hesitate to croon even in the shower because the neighbors complain, and last but not least, wouldn't plant a smacker on a toad if someone paid you -- you've come to the right pity-potamus paramour party! __________ Image Credit: Chud Tsankov Illustrations@flickr.com

Laughable Landmarks

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:48:16 -0600

Toss your troubles aside because it's time to turn your attention to those tacky tourist traps and ripsnorting roadside attractions. There are oodles of odd, off-beat and some might go so far as to say outrageous things to take your mind off the woes of the world, like a giant grasshopper, a breathtakingly big badger, or a pink elephant! ____________ Photo Insert Credit: (Courtesy of www.roadsideattractions.ca, where the menacing yet modest mosquito is a majestic mascot to folks residing in Komarno, Manitoba)

Egads It's Eeyore!

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:38:06 -0600

Let's face it, what would the world be without "wet blankets", "worry warts", and "party-poohpers"? Let's face it, there would be nobody to cry in your beer, rain on your parade, or weep "woe is me" and snuffle in your handkerchief, that's what! "Good morning Mary Sunshine" may be on the lips of every the optimist, but pessimists prefer precipitation and pity pots thank you. And, if misery loves company, then there's probably no better Gloomy Gus to have around than A.A. Milne's beloved yet bemusing, bumbling beast, affectionately known as "Eeyore".

Eccentric Equestrians

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:05:20 -0600

Like every equestrian knows, it's not what you say to a horse that gets its attention, it's how you say it. And, as Gary Cooper once said, " Sometimes actions spoke louder than words. In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse, but never your girl." So, if you're looking for fun with friendly four-footed folk, you've come to the right spot. Saddle up, spurs on, and take that silly smirk off your face! _____________ Image Credit: www.clipartguide.com - image - 0060-0807-2420-1628

Treehouse Treasury

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:02:47 -0600

Are you're looking for a great hangout replete with rope ladders, a trap door, and a sign that reads, "Private - Keep Out!"? If so, this light-hearted lens offers you a treasury of tips on arboreal architecture. Whether it's building humble hideaways or simple shelters in the vines, even Tarzan and Jane need help. On the other hand, if you hate hammering nails, why not go out on a limb and have some fun, (by spending your vacation at a cottage in the canopy, naturally!) ___________ Image Credit: chriscute@flickr.com

Temple of Toothpaste

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:34:57 -0600

If you worship white, sparkling, squeaky clean cuspids and believe in the "Tooth Fairy", you'll feel right at home in the Temple of Toothpaste. On the other hand, if by any chance you're a cavorting Cavity Critter, a genuinely Germy Gingivitus, a Horrible case of Halitosis, or heaven forbid...The Terrible Tooth Troll ... perhaps you'd best find yourself another "jungle" mouth in which to mess about! ____________ Image Credit: shutterstock.com/30739144

Funny Fitness

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:47:47 -0600

The Goddess of Girth & Giggles welcomes you to her wiggle all you want workout. Actually, if truth be told, it's just a rather fine excuse to exercise your mirth muscles, primp your pecks, or just laugh at those lusty love handles. Warning: Fitness freaks may die laughing. __________ Illustration Credit: Christoph Nieman, "A Golfer's Guide to the Treadmill" (December 2008) - www.golfdigest.com

Cowpoke Comics

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:56:12 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to that great American icon, the crazy cowpoke! Frankly, anyone who can punch cows, bite dust, and kick cowpies for a living deserves to be honored. So, Wild Bill Hiccup, whatcha waitin' for? Strap on yer yellow spandex chaps and pull on yer green gumboots with them sparkly spurs. Then mount yer super-duper swayback steed or that half-witted hobbyhorse of yers and let's have some fun ya silly son-of-a-gun! _____________ Image Credit: flickr.com - Jeff Bucchino illustrator

Amusing Aphorisms

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:13:15 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to another fine and sometimes funny figure of speech known as the "amusing aphorism". An aphorism is a short saying that embodies a general truth or astute observation that is attributed to someone (usually a very important personality or historical figure). So, without further ado...let's get on with the shoe, because...as one amusing aphorist knows... "Clothes make the man. Naked People have little or no influence on society." (Mark Twain)

Senior Snickers

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:30:25 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a few flippant freedom-fifty fivers plus other odd bods (who are members of the outrageous over-the-hill gang). Every family has one...a demeure duchess or gorgeous granny who giggles under her breath as she announces to everyone seated quietly around the table, "I can't wait til it's 'Girl's Night Out'...'cause I'm not gonna wear any bra!" Or...good old Uncle Harry who often stays up very late working...on a case of Scotch if you please! While I'm on the topic of gregarious golden gals, who's that flying by? Is it my Fairy Godmother or the frigging Fickle Finger of Fate?*! __________ Image Credit: Chud Tsankov at flickr.com

Zodiac Zonkers

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:09:36 -0600

Okay, so you haven't got a hot clue how to read tea leaves, tarot cards, or even explore the enigmatic entrails of extinct creatures to find out what's in store for your future. But fess up, if truth be told, every now and then, you do glance furtively at your horoscope don't you? This light-hearted lens is for folks with fractured funnybones and a passion for poking fun at strange star-gazers not to mention all those silly sun signs!

Odd Olympics

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:15:10 -0600

Here at "Odd Olympics" we highlight the importance of alien amusements not to mention funny fitness and silly sports -- all of which are designed to engage couch potatoes not to mention armchair athletes! So, join in our jest-in-time celebration of wit and wonk where everyone's a winner. What do you mean you've never excerised your mirth muscles? It's time to trade in your sad-sack look for a spunky smile or two! __________ Image Credit: istockphoto.com/2796238

Creepy Clowns

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:18:08 -0600

This ludicrious lens is devoted to clowns...mind you not any kind of clowns ... just the creepy ones! It is after all Halloween, and we need a little something spooktacular to knock the socks off adults or scare the pants off kids don't we? Besides making a fool of oneself (which few people are willing to do), clowning around is actually healthy for the mind, body, and spirit. It all depends upon which side of the mask you're on! _____________ Image Credit: digital clown at clipart.com

Weird Words Starting With 'Z'

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:34:20 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this lens, we conclude our curious collection of a few wonderfully weird words for each letter of the alphabet, the last ones starting with the letter 'Z'. The best way to honor these odd, peculiar, or perhaps some might say even wacky words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith and vinegar to one's daily round and curiosity about life. Hope you've enjoyed our very zany zoo of wonderfully weird words to be found in the English language. ____________ Image Credit: graphicsfactory.com/1351767-2770

Oodles of Droodles

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:32:32 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the daffy drawings of Roger Price who coined the term "Droodle". So what exactly is it? Well, in his own words, "A Droodle is a borkley looking sort of drawing that doesn't make any sense until you know the correct title." And, for those have two left feet, sing off-key, and are all thumbs, why not take up droodling and make new friends. What do you mean you don't do fun?*! Dare to Enter the delightful Den of Droodledom!

Weird Words Starting With 'A'

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:39:08 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'a'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith and vinegar to one's stupifying study on the use of tiddlywinks to fight off the ill effects of corporate bloodletting and team backstabbing. __________ Image Credit: graphicsfactory.com - image 1307296

Oodles of Ogres

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:35:48 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a fearsome fanciful fiend, better known as the Ogre. Quite frankly, what would Halloween be without a few frightful yet sometimes friendly folk who are likely to scare the pants off unsuspecting humans of any age? The good news is that you've landed on the right spooktacular spot. The bad news is, you might get the willies just looking at these amusingly awful-looking critters. On the other hand, if you say nice things about "Lenny the Ogre", he just might pet you, particularly if you're a rabbit or a unicorn! _____________ Image Credit: Lenny the Ogre - www.serratedsoul.com

Six Word Memoirs

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:07:14 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a witty, whimsical and wonderful way to tell a story in six words. It is not surprising in a world enured with the KISS principle (to meet the needs of those with the attention span of a gnat), that six word memoirs and six word short stories should become so popular. Anyone seeking their fifteen minutes of fame should forget about trying to say it in twenty-five words or less. The bar is now set higher. Get real -- if you can't say it in six, maybe it isn't worth saying! _____________ Image Credit: www.smithmag.net

Whimsical Watches

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:10:41 -0600

"I'm late, I'm late for a very important date..." (from the lyrics to "Alice in Wonderland"). Just think, all that fuss could have been avoided if that rambunctious rabbit had worn a whimsical watch for pity's sake! So, without further ado, here's a rather fine collection of titillating timepieces and cockamammie clocks to get you to the church on time or keep your next date with a delightful dodo bird. By the way, do you really think it's time to grow up? ___________ Image Credit: Maralina on flickr.com

Cross-Dressing Comics

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:20:19 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to some very irreverent if not icononic impersonators. Here is a rather fine collection of cross-dressing comics who have certainly left an indelible impression on the minds of those who appreciate a bit of wit and wonk. Clearly, when it comes to playing around with the birds and the bees, these fabulously funny folks know how to get a laugh or three! ____________ Image Credit: Cross dressing celebrities - apeshape.blogspot.com

Batty Boat Names

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:23:49 -0600

Well, if you've ever wanted to find a funny name to float your boat, you've definitely come to the right place. We've got oodles of hilarious handles or hooks for your scow, sloop or schooner. Why choose a boring boat name like "Susie Q", "The Great One", or "Paradise Lost" when you can choose a whack of wonderful words for your boat, bark, or motorized bathtub! If you want some hilarious hydrotherapy or a bit of merry maritime mental floss, you've definitely come to the right pier of queer!

Crazy Crayon College

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:46:27 -0600

Who says grown-ups don't know how to play? Here at Crazy Crayon College, we encourage inner imps to come out and play, color outside the lines, and cross their i's or dot their t's whenever they please! By the way, keep your eyes peeled for the "Crayon Monster" -- 'cause he's known to pilfer and pounce on those pretty pieces you've got your eye on in someone else's paws! ____________ Image Credit: http://mediaslap.com/images/brushes/72/large.jpg

I AM CANADIAN

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:32:07 -0600

This light-hearted lens is designed to answer the question, "What is a Canadian?" The easy answer might be, a Canadian is someone who suffers from an inferiority complex, someone who likes sleeping beside an elephant, or someone who loves skating on thin ice. If you've always wanted to know what makes a Canadian tick, then you've landed on the right spot. On the other hand, if you hate backflies, bears, and beavers, then you'd best avoid visiting this pesky if not puzzling place north of the 49th parallel. __________ Image Credit: Pat Breana@flickr.com

2009 Year of the Ox

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:11:00 -0600

The last Year of the Ox was in 2009. And for those who missed this auspicious occasion, it won't return for another 12 years! This light-hearted lens is devoted to the "Ox" (also known in North America as the "Buffalo"). If you're a fan of humongous heroes, then you probably know all about Paul Bunyan and his famous sidekick and "Cowabunga" cutie named "Babe the Blue Ox". They are revered animals who symbolize diligence, reliability, sincerity, strength and sound judgment. But, don't expect these lumbering souls to have a sparkling sense of humor or be at all style conscious...it's not part of their precious package! __________ Photo Credit: Image of the 2009 Year of the Ox (Australian Silver Lunar Coin).

Purple People Eater

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:23:01 -0600

This loopy lens is devoted to one of my favorite funky critters, the "one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater", (incidentally, one of the greatest songs of all time!) Frankly, if you haven't bumped into one lately, or even chimed in when one of those retro radio shows features this silly song about him, you've definitely missed out on a vital slice of life! Chalk one up for those blessedly boisterous Baby-Boomers! __________ Photo Insert Credit: Album cover, "Purple People Eater", (from Terr-bo's photostream on flickr.com).

Entertaining Excuses

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:44:24 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to an amusing array of absurd apologies and entertaining excuses. Need a jestful justification for why you're late for a very important date, why you can't come in to work today, or why you forgot someone's blinking birthday...then you've come to the right spot! _____________ Image Credit: Vimrod cartoons on flickr.com

Weird Words Starting With 'C'

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:42:06 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. The best way to honor these words is to drop them into casual conversation, to spice up a routine electronic missive, or to slip them unobtrusively into a peripatetic piece of poetry. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet. Today, the spotlight is on weird words beginning with the letter 'c'.

Year of the Pig - 2007

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:00:26 -0600

Welcome to my world of wit and wonk devoted to The Year of the Boar, Hog, and Pig!. The last one we had was in 2007 and hogs will have to wait until 2019 to have one heck of pigsty party! No doubt about it, higgledy-piggledy and hogwash are part of any sow society! So let's celebrate with some hogs and kisses, swine and roses, or Truffle Pig bars! Bet you didn't know there's no other word that rhymes with "oink" in the English language! _____________ Image Credit: Bill Mayer@flickr.com

Laughable Love Letters

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:17:16 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to a rare artistic art form, the laughable love letter, (also known as potty paramour prose). If happiness and love make the world go round, perhaps it's high time that we post some pucker-powered prose for people with sagging popularity ratings, deflated egos, and decidely empty pity-pots. Better known as the power of positive thinking, these love letters reflect the importance of giving or receiving a large dose of compassion and care, especially when one finds oneself or a friend stuck in the proverbial swamp with far too many crocodiles stealing the show.

Potty Pet Names

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:18:02 -0600

It's rather incredible the names that people choose for their precious, precocious or pretentious pets. So, whether you're seeking a curious call-name for your canine or cat or perhaps a hilarious handle for your fish, guinea pig, or backyard beaver... have we got a super silly collection from which to choose! Which reminds me, I've chosen "Snatchgobble" for my calorie-conscious cat, "Romeo" for my romping roguishly-inclined rabbit, and "Flabbergas" for my dare-devil, deportment-challenged dog. __________ Image Credit: www.kalpart.com

Udderly Ridiculous!

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:47:27 -0600

This light-hearted lens explores the wacky world of crazy cows and delightful dairy queens. Let's face it, if you haven't got a cash cow to milk for all its worth, you don't look good in moo-moos, and bodacious bovines just don't do it for you, perhaps you need to visit a funny farm for a change. Here at Udderly Ridiculous, we don't worship sacred cows nor do we yell Holy Cow at the top of our lungs. But if truth be told, we do have a soft spot in our hearts for Moo-La-La's, Milquetoast Mavens, and Cowabunga Cutie-Pies!

Weird Words Starting With 'M'

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:39:01 -0600

The English lexicon is ever expanding, but as one new word seems to come into being, many fade away through lack of use. This light-hearted lenses is devoted to ressurecting these fascinating archaic if not amusing little gems, and thrusting them into the light of day. Or better yet, these marvellous oddities comprised of old and unusual words deserve to be popped into mundane daily conversation, or added with a bit of flair to liven up all manner of boring electronic missives just to peek the curiosity of those with whom we are communicating. So, without further ado, let's satisfy the appetites of suaviloquists, verbivores, and word-peckers everywhere by finding some long forgotten words starting with the letter "M". _____________ Image Credit: threadart.com/images/A68696A.jpg

Here Be Trolls

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:40:56 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted enhancing the image of a crazy little critter and misbegotten munchkin, the troll, who's got a bad rap of late. Since the advent of computers, naughty worms not to mention pesky people with no appreciation of these titillating toys and good luck charms, the time-honored troll has been a little ticked! Let's here it for the Troll Call! _____________ Image Credit: Ron Leishman illustration - clipartof.com/438154

Weird Words Starting With 'K'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:32:10 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language has evolved through many centuries and now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have disappeared over time much like the dinosaur and dodo bird. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'K'. The best way to honor these dead, defunct, or destitute words is to place them fittingly into casual conversation, to embellish one's terse electronic missives, or simply to offer a pleasant alternative to one's daily routine of navel-gazing. ____________ Image Credit: letter k - http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_87/1159796922fN3qAh.jpg

Weird Words Starting With 'D'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:10:19 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'D'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith and vinegar to one's stupifying study on the use of tiddlywinks to fight off the ill effects of corporate bloodletting and team backstabbing. ____________ Image Credit: cliparttoday.com - image - 0952_alphabet_d_049_tnb.png

Eccentricities of English

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:54:08 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the oddities, peculiarities and quirks of the English language which has become the world's foremost language. It is now spoken by more than 300 hundred million mere mortals, human beings, and homo sapiens according to those in the know. The English language is also a source of merriment for fanciful phrasemongers, laughable lexicographers, and mirth-minded mother-tonguers. Many seek to master it with the help of a tantalizing tutor or a guru of grammar. When all else fails however, why not learn to laugh at the English language and break all the cockammie conventions, especially when there are more exceptions to the rules than rubber ducks in one's blinking bathtub!

Weird Words Starting With 'E'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:12:13 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. The best way to honor these words is to drop them into casual conversation, or slip them unobtrusively into a peripatetic piece of poetry. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet. Today, the spotlight is on weird words beginning with the letter 'E'. ______________ Image Credit: printfection.com/1/1148/1476561/pejoX.jpg

Blank Book Club

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:46:40 -0600

When the world is awash in words, it's nice to know that there are those who still appreciate solitude, serenity, and space. Blank books offer all manner of wonderful opportunities to explore the great unknown. It's a rather fine way to contemplate the mystery of the universe as one flips through the pages of pulp from the terminally-inconvenienced tree of knowledge. So, without further ado, pull up a chair, grab your favorite beverage, and open your mind's eye for a real treat! ________________ Image Credit: book - clipartof.com/85848

Weird Words Starting With 'G'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:34:05 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; today it's the letter 'G'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, or perhaps just spice up one of your cryptic electronic missives. _____________ Image Credit: letter g - graphicsfactory.net/1307086.gif

Weird Words Starting With 'Q'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:54:11 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; this time we're focusing on the letter 'Q'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up boring emails, or to impress your foes in a friendly game of "Scrabble". _____________ Image Credit: letter Q illustration - graphicsfactory.com/1307446-alphabet017c.gif

Hilarious Hops

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:22:21 -0600

At HILARIOUS HOPS, where malt and mirth flow freely, we're sure there are more than a few brilliant beer brands that will make you smile, snicker or snort out loud. And, they're good for whatever ales you! So, without further ado, the Guru of Brew will introduce you to the lighthearted labels being showcased in our whoop it up watering hole, The Buffoon Saloon. Those allergic to belching and burping may wish to consider joining the wild west wannabes at Cowpoke Comics who love to shoot the breeze with bull-tweets!

Weird Words Starting With 'S'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:11:07 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'S'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up boring emails, or to impress your foes in a friendly game of "Scrabble". _____________ Image Credit: letter s illustration - sweetboutiques.co.uk.jpg

Weird Words Starting With 'F'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:14:14 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; today it's the letter 'F'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, or perhaps just spice up one of your cryptic electronic missives. ______________ Image Credit: shutterstock.com/53185450

Couch Potato Club

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:36:59 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a rare breed of animal that doesn't give a sweet tweet about calories or how to count them if truth be told. So, without further ado, raid the refrigerator, put your feet up, and turn on the boob tube -- because it's time for couch potatoes to celebrate! Move over couch potato and make room for me! ____________ Image Credit: noreenruszalin.blogspot.com/2010/12

Weird Words Starting With 'X'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:49:31 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'X'. The best way to honor these odd, peculiar, or perhaps some might say even wacky words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith and vinegar to one's daily round and curiosity about life. ____________ Image Credit: 123rf.com/10851009

Weird Words Starting With 'O'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:55:55 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'O'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up boring emails, or to impress your foes in a friendly game of "Scrabble". _____________ Image Credit: Letter 0 illustration - carriedair.blogspot.com

Weird Words Starting With 'J'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:35:00 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'J'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith and vinegar to a day in the life of a dweeb watching paint dry or grass grow. _____________ Image Credit: www.emblibrary.com/el/product_images/w5092

Rhinoceros Party

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:24:49 -0600

Politics in Canada is akin to being in a zoo full of crazy Canuck critters. And, the most popular political party among the pull the wool over your eyes voting crowd is the highly entertaining Rhinoceros Party of Canada. This light-hearted lens will acquaint you with a pesky if not patently ridiculous political party that consistently comes up with its wacky ways of improving life in Canuckville, (you know that "land of the silver birch home of the beaver" not to mention all manner of other curious critters including Ogopogo, Sasquatch, and a gregarious person of snow named 'Bonhomme' who seems to run the circus north of the 49th parallel!) __________ Image Credit: koderitsche@flickr.com

Dust Bunny Appreciation Day

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:43:24 -0600

This light-hearted lens pays homage to the delicate if not delightful dander known as the dust bunny. More often than not, these furry or floppy forms of flotsam have a short life-span due to the presence of far too many broom-conscious busybodies, mavens of the mop and other sorts of fastidious folks. For those who cannot abide even a speck of dust, these lovely lint lagomorphs represent the bane of their existence. On the other hand, there are others who simply sweep the snuggle bunnies under the rug as they have little time to welcome them into the light of day -- all of which means homo sapiens should honor these friendly furry fellows with whom they share space on this planet. _____________ Image Credit: Illustrator - Kim Niles, www.imagekind.com - c2435b3e-c8b3-4067-b3f1-b50facad6d00

Weird Words Starting With 'H'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:37:21 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; today it's the letter 'H'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, or perhaps just spice up one of your cryptic electronic missives. ______________ Image Credit: just-write.contentquake.com - letter h

Naughty-Sounding Words for Odd Occasions

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:23:09 -0600

The English language is full of colorful words that may sound a bit suggestive, lewd, or maybe even rude, but in actual fact are really quite harmless. This lighthearted lens is committed to preserving these promiscuous-sounding pieces of prose and using them on the odd occasion just for fun! Perhaps this treasury of titillation will whet your appetite for wantonly wayward if not wicked-sounding words!

Weird Words Starting With 'L'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:01:31 -0600

The English lexicon is ever expanding, but as one new word seems to come into being, many fade away through lack of use. This light-hearted lenses is devoted to ressurecting these fascinating archaic if not amusing little gems, and thrusting them into the light of day. Or better yet, these marvellous oddities comprised of old and unusual words deserve to be popped into mundane daily conversation, or added with a bit of flair to liven up all manner of boring electronic missives just to peek the curiosity of those with whom we are communicating. So, without further ado, let's satisfy the appetites of suaviloquists, verbivores, and word-peckers everywhere by highlighting some of those forgotten words starting with the letter "L". _____________ Image Credit: websitesandsoundbites.com block with letter l.jpg

2011 Year of the Rabbit

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:31:26 -0600

The "Year of the [Metal] Rabbit", fourth in the zodiac cycle according to Chinese astrology, began on February 3, 2011. Also known as the "Chinese New Year", "Spring Festival", or "Lunar New Year", it is the longest and most important festivity which has been celebrated for thousands of years. This light-hearted lens is devoted to all things funny bunny, hilariously hare-brained, or perhaps just a bit rambunctiously rabbit . __________ Image Credit: http://scribbles.stephaniesmith.com

2013 Year of the Snake

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:34:50 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the snake, (the sixth sign in the Chinese zodiac). In Chinese astrology, the snake is associated with beauty and wisdom. At first, snakes may apear to be slow-moving, slithery, serene creatures, but they are also known to embody esoteric knowledge and spiritual discovery which is why they are sacred to many ancient cultures around the globe. In Western culture, the snake is often seen as an evil force, capable of seducing homo sapiens into compromising situations. Whether these cold-blooded creatures of planet Earth are seen as sacred and revered by mystics and deep thinkers, or whether they are viewed as mortal enemies synonymous with the devil or Satan himself, perhaps only time will tell. We leave you to be the judge of what role serpents play in your life -- especially in "2013 The Year of the Water Snake" -- which begins on February 10, 2013! ________________ Image Credit: sodahead.com/chinese-zodiac-year-of-the-snake.jpg

Humorous Hobbies

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:26:51 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to humorous hobbies, peculiar pastimes, and unusual undertakings. For those who are knee-deep in the swamp fighting off the alligators, running a rat race at full speed, or trying to trounce, tame, or train a dastarly dragon, it's sometimes nice to know that you can always stop the world and get off if only for an hour or two. 'Tis time to lighten up, let your hair down, and take a look at all the laughable leisure time pursuits you could be doing instead of engaging in your odd habit of wearing her marvelous maid outfit while performing your domestic dust-busting duties, (unless you count cross-dressing as a hobby)? ____________ Image Credit: docsplatter@flickr.com

Six Sentence Stories

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:03:54 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a rare form of literature, the six sentence smile or snicker story. In this case, we're showcasing a curious collection of amusing if not absurd anecdotes by a wide array of wonky wordsmiths. One might ask, why focus on six ...why not not consider 10 or even 20 sentences? Well the short answer is because tall tales should be brief but not boring, (hopefully some will tickle the funnybone). Now, if that can't be done in six sentences, the tale is probably not worth telling! __________ Image Credit: www.clipartof.com - Illustration 85647

Daffy Diseases

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:51:16 -0600

"The Dictionary of Daffy Diseases" is a lighthearted lens devoted to all manner of intriguing indispositions, mirthful maladies, and side-splitting sicknesses for which there may be no known cure. If truth be told, there are plenty of petty poxes published here to cause bedlam among the bedpans, not to mention hilarity in any hospital. When all is said and done, and you've tossed your cockamammie cure-alls or your cookies (whichever comes first), try laughter ...it really is the best medicine! Of course, if you're in any doubt that "Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one"...read Oliver Wendell Holmes just for fun.

2008 Year of the Rat

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:06:30 -0600

For those not familiar with Chinese astrology, the most recent "Year of the Rat" was 2008 and won't return until 2020. In western culture, (synonymous with the "rat race"), it's surprising indeed that the appearance of this redoubtable rodent is so unwelcome, except perhaps on Halloween. This light-hearted lens is dedicated to all things "rat" -- be it "rat cheese", "ratafia", or "ratatouille"! Believe it or not, this lens won Squidoo's prestigious "Lens of the Day" Award. ____________ Image Credit: ewingfashionagency.wordpress.com/2008/02/05

Weird Words Starting With 'T'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:36:09 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'T'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to create a tantalizing text message, or to whack a foe in a friendly game of "Scrabble". _____________ Image Credit: letter t illustration - cheap-vacation-package.info/p228064184217156893qzz0_400

Wacky Weather

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:27:19 -0600

Here at "Wacky Weather", we've got some nifty news about what some peculiar people talk about when they want to avoid contentious topics like politics, religion, or alternative lifestyles. So, if you want to know whether it's likely to rain cats and dogs the day you left your bumbershoot at home or if some pesky person might rain on your parade today, you've come to the right spot. On the other hand, if you want to know whether you've got a snowball's chance of winning the lottery this week, our funny forecasts don't come with any money back guarantees! __________ Image Credit: Bosler Illustration at www.bosler.com

Best Books Never Written

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:26:38 -0600

This lens is devoted to creating an awareness of the "best books never written". Why non-existent books? Well, the short answer is, why not? Since the world's awash in balderdash and bunkum maybe it's high time we paid tribute to tangential topics such as trumped-up titles, tiny tomes without homes, and terrific tales that have never seen the light of day. ___________ Image Credit: www.cabaret.co.uk

Duct Tape Delights

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:59:11 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the handyman's helpful friend in a pinch, "duct tape" or as it is also known, "duck tape". On the other hand, for those who haven't a clue how to use a hammer, wrench, or saw -- duct tape comes in designer shades suitable for creating funky fashions without the need for needle, thread, or a sewing machine. And, for those who are all thumbs and full of artful amusement, duct tape certainly comes in handy to restrain flapping gums and loose lips of all sorts. Long Live Duck Tape!!! ____________ Image Credit: http://www.clipartoday.com/_thumbs/014/Ducktape_tnb.png

Weird Words Starting With 'R'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:17:25 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that very few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; this time we're focusing on the letter 'R'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up one's ho hum emails, or best of all, to frazzle one's foes in a friendly game of "Scrabble" or "Pictionary". ______________ Image Credit: www.canstockphoto.com/6409763

Weird Words Starting With 'I'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:12:18 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; today it's the letter 'i'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, or perhaps just spice up one of your cryptic electronic missives. _____________ Image Credit: Edward Gorey illustrator - The Inconstancy card

Weird Words Starting With 'N'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:15:52 -0600

The English lexicon is ever expanding, but as one new word seems to come into being, many fade away through lack of use. This light-hearted lenses is devoted to ressurecting these fascinating archaic if not amusing little gems, and thrusting them into the light of day. Or better yet, these marvellous oddities comprised of old and unusual words deserve to be popped into mundane daily conversation, or added with a bit of flair to liven up all manner of boring electronic missives just to peek the curiosity of those with whom we are communicating. So, without further ado, let's satisfy the appetites of suaviloquists, verbivores, and word-peckers everywhere by finding some long forgotten words starting with the letter "N". _____________ Image Credit: letter N - murdockmediablog.com

Weird Words Starting With 'P'

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:57:59 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; this time we're focusing on the letter 'P'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up boring emails, or to impress your foes in a friendly game of "Scrabble". ______________ Image Credit: Letter P - westonsigns.com WSCL1_P_INFPURPLE.jpg

Bizarre Books

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:01:20 -0600

On behalf of the Bizarre Book of the Month Club, I would like to welcome you to a curious collection of odds and sods. These unusual tomes can frequently be found in book bins marked "discounts", "discards", or "dead-giveaways". So, pull up a chair, strap on your spectacles, and grab a bowl of popcorn because you've got all you need for a bit of boisterous belly-laughter. ________________ Image Credit: Bizarre Books dust-jacket cover posted in dsharp.typepad.com/untitled

Hot Air

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:24:56 -0600

Here at "Hot Air", we fly on nothing but fumes and fun! No fly-by-night outfit, we're dedicated to helping you to fly under the radar or by the seat of your pants, whichever you prefer. But, if truth be told, losing your blinking backpack in Timbuktu is what we often do! So, fasten that seatbelt sweet cheeks and suck it up! What do you mean you're not impressed with an aviator who knows how to flap his wings with alacrity, navigate deftly around Cloud 54 without putting his hands on the stick, and uses his two front teeth to rip open that damn package of salted almonds without flying off the handle? __________ Image Credit: launch_pad_mcduck2003@flickr.com

Vanishing Vocabulary

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:12:21 -0600

This lens is devoted to recovering and restoring little-used if not long-lost words in the English language that truly deserve to see the light of day. For those who enjoy collecting curious words, these gorgeous gems will be a valuable addition to your vintage vocabulary. For those who can't spell, can't conjugate a verb, or haven't a clue what an adjective is, you may find this lovely little lens a tad taxing on the cerebellum. __________ Insert Photo Credit: a page from a book on lost words by Denton Cook (Australia)

Good News Network

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:44:12 -0600

In a world that seems to focus on gloom and doom, it's nice to know that there's one humble spot on the planet where one can find hunky-dory happenings and happy homo sapiens. The Good News Network (GNN), is devoted to delivering fascinating and festive factoids that tickle our patrons pink if not put a smile on their faces. In short, we support positive people, places, and paraphernalia that bring delight, joy, and good cheer to the world. Hmm, which reminds me, where did I put my rose colored glasses? ____________ Image Credit: "Dr Seuss" illustration from www.breakingthenewnews.com

Weird Words Starting With 'W'

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:26:11 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'W'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith to one's personality. __________ Image Credit: Roman Sigaev illustration - depositphotos.com/4550607

The Low Down on Leap Year

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:34:27 -0600

This light-hearted lens is all about Leap Year. The last one was in 2008! It's a time when you can to some very odd, wacky, or once-in-a-blue moon things! After all, this auspcious occasion comes but once every four years. So, correct your calendars, wind up your watches, and break open the bubbly on February 29, 2012! In the meantime, you might want to to trying leaping to conclusions, and if that doesn't turn your crank, you can always do something really worthwhile like contributing to the conservation of amphibians by saving the habitat of frogs!

Weird Words Starting With 'V'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:48:01 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet; today it's the letter 'V'. The best way to honor these words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, or perhaps just spice up one of your cryptic electronic missives. _______________ Image Credit: Ron Leishman - clipartof.com/436524

Silly Signs of Life

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:29:45 -0600

In a world full of chaos, crisis, and calamity, who would have thought that one would find a peaceful place, a rowdiless refuge, and a superb sanctuary of solitude for "spoiled horses", "lost dogs", and "soiled doves"? SILLY SIGNS is devoted to all those who put their faith in funnybones, who giggle at gaffes and glitches, or who can't resist the urge to burst out laughing when everyone else says ""shhhhh"! All of which means that if you're ready to be tickled pink by the spirit wit, wonk, and whimsy found all around us everyday of our lives ... you'll certainly feel right at home here! __________ Image Credit: "State refuge" sign found in Lipscomb, Texas (pop. 44), source: kafkan@flickr.com

Wretched Writers Welcome

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:07:29 -0600

This light-hearted lens is a curious compendium of winning words from the annual "Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest" (which honors bad writing), and a less-well known competition, "Lyttle's Lytton", (for crazy cramped hands or fidgety-fingered fictioneers who need another golden opportunity to win a bad writing booby prize). Named after Edward Bulwer-Lytton, (who penned the now famous opening sentence "It was a dark and stormy night"), this popular tongue-in-cheek annual wretched writing competition encourages everyone to submit the most outrageous, odd or badly written opening sentence they can come up with for an imaginary novel. ______________ Illustration Credit: Charles Schulz, creator of the cartoon character, "Snoopy", in the award-winning comic strip, "Peanuts", screen shot posted 2011-07-26 in mikemcginty.net

Weird Words Starting With 'Y'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:46:37 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'Y'. The best way to honor these odd, peculiar, or perhaps some might say even wacky words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith and vinegar to one's daily round and curiosity about life. ____________ Image Credit: graphicsfactory.com/1307104

Mirthful Mixed Metaphors

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:10:17 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to miscellaneous musings on the mirth of mixed metaphors. It will appeal to levity-conscious language lovers, laughter-oriented lexicologists, and ludicrously-inclined logotypes. WARNING: Anguished adverbists, distressed diphthongers, and pang-filled pronounists may experience follicle irritation when perusing this lens, (which is probably why they should avoid sweating bullets trying to pull their hair out with this perplexing piece of piffle or possibly pleasant piece of poetic puffery).

University of Useless Knowledge

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:54:40 -0600

This light-hearted lens will be of interest to those wishing to pursue learn all manner of inutile, ineffectual, and perhaps even incomprehensible stuff. Here at the University of Useless Knowledge, we pride ourselves in being able to meet the exacting needs of nerds, nincompoops, and in many cases, just nice noodles or noggins with way too much time on their hands looking for a good time. If you feel you fit into any of the above categories, feel free to plop yourself down and tickle your funnybone. If not, please "take a hike" to the next sandbox over (reserved for linear thinkers who wouldn't dare color outside the lines or forget how to connect the dots!) _______________ Image Credit: clashofweapons.com/2010/09

Humpty Dumpty

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:58:08 -0600

Humpty Dumpty is the central character and an entertaining enigmatic entity in a well-known English language nursery rhyme and riddle by the same name. It's a rather fine story about a thin-skinned thingammybob who sits precariously on a whatchamacallit but has a great fall that leaves him smashed to smithereens. And, as if that's not bad enough, it seems that no one in this land full of household heroes, natty know-it-alls, and powerful potentates possesses the right gizmo, gadget, or glue let alone God-given talent needed to mend this mangled, merry-minded munchkin. Moral to this story: Befriending an egghead isn't all that it's cracked up to be! __________ Image Credit: Vintage illustration by Milo Winter, courtesy of finsbry@flickr.com

Crumpets Club

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:37:17 -0600

The Crazy Coots & Cockamammie Crones Crumpets Club is a very odd group of garrishly dressed gigglers who hang out for high tea and engage in hijinks whenever the spirit of spunk moves them to do so. Ability to devour a divine plate full of porous pancakes with oodles of butter and gobs of jam, honey, marmalade, or warm syrup smothered on top is a prerequisite for all crumpet club members and visitors. Note: It also helps if you have wrinkles, a long tongue, and a talent for talking with your mouth full. ____________ Image Credit: Illustration by J.W. Wagner - Maxine - Hallmark Greeting Cards

Mirthful Math

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:08:54 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to mirthful musings about mathematics. If truth be told, when I was growing up, arithmetic was completely alien to me (which is probably why I never figured out how to count my chickens before they hatched). In a world where "size matters", especially when it comes to the size of one's bank account, the size of the elephant sitting in the living room that everyone is ignoring, or the size of the horrid monster hiding under one's bed, math comes in handy. So without further ado, let's take a wee peek at the amusing side of arithmetic and algebra. _____________ Image Credit: Math book cover illustration by Bill Mayer@flickr.com

Entertaining Expletives

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:23:24 -0600

What would the world of wit and wonk be without a few entertaining expletives? And, even more important, what would a smart ass do without a convenient cuss word or two? Regrettably, the blaspheme-challenged will never know the joy of loosening their tongues after hitting their thumb with a hammer. This light-hearted lens is devoted to exploring some nifty naughty words one can use in a pinch, particularly when one hasn't a hope in heck finding a blessed bit of salt to throw over one's shoulder.

Dragon Training & Taming

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:50:01 -0600

Dragons come in all shapes and sizes, not to mention tantalizing temperments. Frankly, dragons have a bad reputation, probably because some have eyes bigger than their heads while others have enormous appetites for damsels in distress and pesky princesses with way too much time on their hands. This light-hearted lens is devoted to do-it-yourself dragon taming and training, (which thankfully involves no slaying, slewing or smoting of any beasts). The only equipment required for would-be dragon tamers: a magic wand, a hobby horse, and a wonderful imagination.

Droll Dictionaries

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:13:04 -0600

To most folks, dictionaries are barely browsed books used to cover wearisome walls or as a dandy device to prop open a dang-nabbed door. To wordpeckers and wordsmiths, dictionaries are time-tested tools designed to keep them on the straight and narrow path of accepted word usage, a ripsnorting resource for all manner of word games, and as a marvellous way to nourish the odd brain fart or two! To professors, preteens, and politicians, dictionaries are vital to splitting hairs, winning spelling bees, not to mention duelling with dubious debaters. And to leisure-conscious lollygaggers with a whole lot of time on their hands to let their fingers flip non-chalantly if not randomly through the pages of a dictionary to find funny words, come up up with new meanings for old or obscure words, and even invent brand-new words and expressions just for the heck of it -- dictionaries are droll indeed.

Save Our Words

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:28:07 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to preserving long lost words in the English language. Saving archaic, obscure, and unusal words from extinction is a noble task no less than is the task of bringing the dodo bird, the dinosaur, or Neanderthal man back to life with the help of digital animation. All that is required is to ressurect these little gems from the pages of a dusty dictionary, sprinkle them generously throughout one's daily conversation, add them gingerly to one's terse text messages, or even spice up the occasional snail mail piece of correspondence when the spirit of spunk and serendipity moves you to do so. ____________ Image Credit: Bromance - jeffreyhill.typepad.com/2008/09

Yarn Bombing

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:35:11 -0600

In case you're wondering what in the blazes "yarn bombing" is, you've come to the right place! "Yarn Bombing" is an amusing form of artful anarchism. It's a bit of cockammamie crocheting and granny grafitti all rolled into one! Yup, yarn bombers are definitely knotty by nature! __________ Image Credit: Cozy Bus by Magda Sayeg of Knitta Please, Mexico City.

Lipstick Lore

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:00:41 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to lipstick lore, seductive smiles and wicked wenches who know how to wear it without a smudge or a stain on their teeth! Even more, it's a lovely luscious look at those who know the value of pucker power, posh panache, and plenty of pizzazz! Okay mirror mirror on the wall if you're so darn smart, which lipstick color matches my attitude, my moxy mouth, and my foxy feline outfit? __________ Image Credit: Allan Buch at flickr.com

World Naked Bike Ride Day

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:35:17 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a celebration of all those titillating two-wheelers and birthday-suit bikers who parade through town like the emporer without clothes -- to remind us to engage in healthy natural lifestyles (which may also include skinny-dipping)! If nothing else, it is a great way to unleash one's pedal-pushing power in the great outdoors. Yes, you can also hop on a bike fully clothed, or let your inner imp out and wear some amusing attire. And for those whose pride or prudishness prevents them from participating in such a funny fitness activity -- perhaps you can snicker, smile, or at least say hello as they ride by! _____________ Image Credit: World Naked Bike Ride poster, Ottawa, June 11, 2005

Museum of Mangled Metaphors

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:55:29 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to a little-known institution, the Museum of Mangled Metaphors. Supported by the mischief-making efforts of the Mangled Metaphors & Miscellaneous Mugwumps Society (MMMS) (who are dedicated to preserving perfectly preposterous examples of accidental if not amusing assaults upon the English language), the museum has managed to keep its doors open and find a reason for being in a world bereft of metaphors (mangled or otherwise). However, we leave you to judge the misbegotten merits of these mirthful machinations! _____________ Image Credit: www.flickr.com - image#432352507 (from tofu nutloaf's photostream)

Gnome Zone

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:37:07 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to naughty and nice gnomes not to mention gnomes that roam and those that stay at home. In a world filled with big beasts and bothersome brutes, it's quite a relief to know that small species still have their place in the hearts and minds of merry men, witty women, and churlish children. So without further ado, here's a tribute to peculiar pointy-hat people who come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. _____________ Image Credit: Gnome illustration - shutterstock.com/64923307

Wacky Witches

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:44:51 -0600

Wicked witches are feisty fairy folk who get a real kick out of flying by the seat of their pants, yodelling in a hot tub, or sizzling marshmallows with a flame-thrower! This light-hearted lens is devoted to a coven of curious creatures better known as "barmy babes", "hilarious hags", and "puckish pagans", all of whom comprise the Wonderful World of Wacky Witches! __________ Photo Insert Credit: Ren Wicks, ondiraiduveau at flickr.com

Weird Words Starting With 'U'

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:44:47 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little lost locutions, better known as weird words that have rarely seen the light of day. Given the fact that the English language now has more than a million words under its belt, it's not surprising that there are more than a few words that have gone missing due to lack of usage, or the fact that few folks even know they exist. With this series, we will feature a few harmless if not hilarious weird words for each letter of the alphabet, beginning with the letter 'U'. The best way to honor these odd, peculiar, or perhaps some might say even wacky words is to find a place to stick them into casual conversation, to spice up electronic missives, or simply to add a wee bit of pith and vinegar to one's daily round and curiosity about life. ____________ Image Credit: shutterstock.com/81582727

Princess of Punctuation

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:21:18 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the power of proper punctuation. In a world suffering from "commatosis" not to mention that other fate worse than death, the plague of punctuation (also referred to in gravely serious grammar circles as "semi-colon cancer"), there is a place for punctilious punctuators. Clearly something must be done to eliminate mangled and misbegotten missives, to eradicate the egregious use of emoticons, and to put an end to other dreadful disasters involving the deadly use of the dash or even heaven forbid, the worst sin of all, the appearance of a despondent dangling modifier. So, vote with your fingers, toes or noses and decide who will be crowned the "Princess of Punctuation"!

Wicked Wenches

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:38:15 -0600

This light-hearted lens is dedicated to the wonderful world of brash babes, devilish dames and wicked wenches. Frankly my dear, Cinderella, Snow White and Goody-Two-Shoes don't stand a fat chance around these feisty felines or femme fatales for that matter!

Birds Gone Bonkers

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:34:27 -0600

A funny thing happened on my way to making this light-hearted lens. After filling in all the blanks to create a new lens, I smiled rather smugly when I saw the security word, "birdgoof". Of course, what I didn't realize however was just how true this word really was. It seems that my spelling had left a lot to be desired, and the loopy lens that I had created was none other than "Birds Gone Bonkes"! So, beware of boisterous birdwatchers not to mention plenty of potty parrots, guano-powered gulls, and wonderfully wacky warblers. Wear poop protection gear and enter at your own risk! __________________ Image Credit: Ron Leishman illustration - clipartof.com 1044468

10 Things You Should Know About Camping

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:18:14 -0600

A warm welcome to this light-hearted lens devoted to an amusing activity called camping, said to be by some -- a popular outdoor pastimes.. For those who are new to this robust form of recreation, it has a lot to do with surprises be they bugs, beasts, or bouts of bad weather. In the interests of enhancing next your trip to the wilderness or to your own backyard, here are a few helpful hints to keep in mind in order to enjoy one of summer's great traditions. And, it may also help to remember the Boy Scout motto: "Always Be Prepared"! _______________ Image Credit: RF Graphic from DrawShop.com/Camping-Surprise-484-10.jpg

Church of Chortle

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:30:39 -0600

The Church of Chortle is dedicated to the worship of wit, whimsy and wonk. Anyone amused at the thought of sharing a pew with a Goddess of Giggles and the Guru of Grin-And-Bear-It is most welcome to join in the fun and frivolity. And, in the spirit of sacred snickering and holy smoke hilarilty, we also offer humorous hymns for chuckle-challenged grown-ups and mirthful meditations for miscellaneous merry-impaired munchkins. If you think that God has a sense of humor, then you will really appreciate the best place in the world to observe it -- St. Louis du Ha! Ha! (in the province of Quebec, Canada)!

Amusing Absurdities

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:26:21 -0600

Welcome to the world of wit and wonk, where there is always a special place for colorful characters, entertaining eccentrics, and amusing absurdities of life. So, toss your linear thinking aside for a few minutes, and open your mind to the possibility that all is not as it seems. In fact, in a parallel universe, you never know what to expect. Indeed, letting your hair down, and expecting the unexpected is what it's all about! _____________ Image Credit: shutterstock.com/54868726

Scorpio Sisterhood

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:22:56 -0600

Fabulous felines, fantastic foxes, and femme fatales are usually born between October 23 and November 21. Sassy Scorps are those who've never been admitted to "The Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood", "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or the "Sisterhood of the Travelling Tea Cup" for that matter. Fret not feisty felines, we now have our very own club, The Devilishly Divine Order of the Scorpio Sisterhood. Now the next question is, are you sure you can spot a Scorpio Sister when you see one? ___________ Image Credit: bnpdesignstudio - www.clipartof.com/102338

Bad Hair Boutique

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:49:09 -0600

Let's face it, whether you're a politician, a preacher, a poet, a pop star or a plebe...you've probably experienced at least one bad hair day in your life. This light-hearted lens pays homage to funny follicles, hilarious hairstyles, and laughable locks, not to mention a few ridiculous rugs that probably should never have seen the light of day. Frankly, if an interesting alien can't have an interesting hair do, I don't know what the world is coming too! __________ Image Credit: Caricature of Irish writer Samuel Beckett, image 282675 - toonpool.com - tonio.uw.hu.

The Great Big Giggle Guide

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:19:29 -0600

Tired of draining swamps, duelling dragons, and dodging the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? When was the last time you had a "Whee & Whoop-It Up Day"? Take a break; join the Wonderful World of Wit & Wonk! After all, laughter's the best medicine for what ails you and, this is one chortle portal with your name on it. Ever wanted to visit some odd or off-the-beaten track places, buy a few boisterous books for your boudoir or bathroom, grab some grapes that make you gurgle or giggle, or maybe try on some titillating togs that will keep you in stitches? Then you've definitely come to the right spot. So hang on for a breath-taking bit of hee-haw, hoopla and hilarity designed to max out your merriment card! ____________ Image Credit: Jester illustration by Jack Cooper, Victoria, BC, Canada

A Peek At Poo

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:36:32 -0600

This light-hearted lens pays tribute to a taboo table talk topic: "poo" or "poop" (in polite circles also referred to as "excrement", "voiding", or "waste"). Known by scientific synonyms such as bowel movements, discharges, or stools, not to mention entertaining euphemisms such as "my daily dump", "number two", or perhaps even "horse apples", there is a certain "je ne sais quoi" behind the word "poo". Those with inquiring minds and fickle funnybones will appreciate a few facts mixed in with a mirthful if not modest dose of fiction about fecal matters. Meanwhile, everyone else will at least get all the poop on poo they've ever wanted. Just be careful to avoid stepping in deep doo doo next time you're out taking man's best friend for a walk on the wild side! ______________ Image Credit: macmcrae.com/doggy poo.jpg

Cheeky Cheapskate

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:48:57 -0600

While the sky may be falling and someone's raining on your parade, you can thank your lucky stars that clouds have silver linings, or, at the very least, someone who's got the biggest bargain-basement bumbershoot you've ever seen! Quit fretting, pulling your hair out, or crying in your beer because Cheeky Cheapskate is here to offer you some helpful if not amusing advice on how to save a buck or three! __________ Image Credit: babigurl2426_2007@photobucket.com

Funny Money

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:29:37 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of miscellaneous mirth regarding moola matters. After all, doesn't money grease the palms of politicians and make the world go round? Speaking of money, does it really grow on trees? Have you ever heard money talk? Why do some folks always want to pinch pennies, pay a penny for your thoughts, or put their two-cents in but never ever pick up the tab? And, come to think of it, does paying through the nose, sacrificing an arm and a leg, or being strapped for cash while still in school constitute a form of corporal punishment? If you don't know the answer to these simple yet curious questions, perhaps you need a primer on poking fun at pelf itself!

If I Had a Million Dollars

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:06:19 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the magical and mirthful side of money. And, if money makes the world go round, then having masses of mazuma in one's hot little hands may be a dream come true. So, how does one acquire those buckets of bucks? Whether you're starting out on the Yellow Brick Road hoping to find Rumplestiltskin or perhaps to fleece the Golden Goose, whether you're counting on a Golden Parachute to help you land safely on your own two feet before quitting the corporate rat race, or whether you're planning on winning the 100 million dollar lottery jackpot to solve everything including repairing that wretched kitchen sink, then you've definitely come to the right place! ____________ Image Credit: www.hossit.com - oldrich-kulhanek3

BS and Balderdash

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:02:16 -0600

Today our world is awash in all manner of dazzling detritus masquerading as breathtaking balderdash and bedazzling bafflegab. This lens is meant to assist those who wish to navigate the increasingly globalized glut of empty words signifying nothing. Frankly, this light-hearted lens fills a nice niche for those who are interested in finding a substitute for BS, balderdash or piffle! Thank goodness that the English language is chock full of wonderfully wicked or weighty words that mean squat in the great scheme of things.

Funny Fears

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:38:09 -0600

There are all manner of unexpected things that go bump in the night that might either give one the goosebumps or the giggles. This light-hearted lens is devoted to the lexicography of funny fears that you didn't even know existed. Okay scaredy cat, you can come out from under the bedcovers now, the mouse has gone. _____________ Image Credit: www.sketchedoutfiles.wordpress.com

In Praise of Purple Prose

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:33:57 -0600

Have you caught the "Purple Prose" bug yet? If not, you're in for a big surprise! It's highly contagious, especially if you have a funnybone in need of a scratch. While sticks and stones may break one's bones, health care practitioners around the world have all managed to agree on one thing -- flatulent or fetid fiction will not harm homo sapiens, although it has been reported that those who peruse a page of purple prose may suffer from a severe a case of yawning or dreary deep-musing. ______________ Image Credit: http://macmcrae.com

100 Funny Words In English

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:40:06 -0600

The English language is filled with many weird and wonderful words that may tickle you pink. Frankly, I knew I was on track with this light- hearted language lens when low and behold the security word used to register the name, "twitloop", appeared on my screen! If you doubt the veracity of this notion, why not flip through the pages of your handy dandy dictionary, where you'll find all manner of eyepopping if not entertaining words to slip into a casual conversation or spice up your next text message. C'mon don't be shy, pull up a chair, grab your favorite beverage, and take a gander at these little gems! ______________ Image Credit: booktryst.com/37562-weird_words_pick_one_means

Bata Shoe Museum

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:02:45 -0600

Canada may be home to plenty of bears, bugs, and beavers...but, it's also home to the "The Bata Shoe Museum" located in downtown Toronto, Ontario, (affectionately called "Cabbage Town" in a province known as "God's Country"!) So, whether you're as tough as old boots, don't mind walking a mile in someone else's moccasins, or are searching for the proverbial "sole mate" ... perhaps this light-hearted lens will fill your booties with oodles of fun!

Ode to Outhouses

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:32:37 -0600

'Tis the season of bugs, bears and sometimes bothersome badgers in the odiferous outhouse. On the other hand, for others who love the "call of nature" and communing with it at every opportunity, there is joy in them thar jolly jakes and johnnys on the spot. Let us not forget those bodacious biffies, outmoded orifices of odure, and amusing if not artfully adorned ablution huts that are part of the silly summer season. ______________ Image Credit: www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0060-0807-2618-1504_A_Hillbilly_Waiting_Outside_an_Outhouse_clipart_image.jpg

Piffling Poetry

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:57:26 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to delightful ditties and tantalizing trite trills and thrills that are a testament to the notion of piffling poetry. What distinguishes piffling poetry from pitiful poetry is its peculiar, perplexing, and often preposterous quality. It doesn't even pretend to be pithy or even peridurable. In a nutshell, it's just full of ridiculous rhymes, amusing alliteration, or nutty nonsense. So, kick back, pour yourself a little something that tickles the tongue, while we offer you a potpourri of piddling pieces of prattle and pointless poetry. _______________ Image Credit: 123rf.com/CAXIGOAV

Queendom of Quirky

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:21:37 -0600

This light-hearted lens honors all manner of absurd amusement provided principally by a cast of colorful if not crazy characters who reside in the Queendom of Quirky. The Queendom of Quirky is ruled by a benevolent buxom babe, otherwise known as a majestic Monarch of Mirth, Patroness of Pith and Vinegar, and Diva of Diddlysquat, "H.R.H. Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity", who loves to blow bubbles, tiptoe through the tulips, and play tiddlywinks with some very odd, strange, and unusual people. It is also home to a truculent team of tactless toadies, a herd of hapless hangers-on, and a nest of navel-gazing numbskulls who enjoy raining on other people's parade, throwing babies out with the bathwater, and listening to the complaints of far too many wet blankets for their own good. Thankfully, the fun-loving folk outnumber the wusses and worrywarts. ______________ Image Credit: Long Live the Queen - Nostalgic Collage@flickr.com

Blue Bridge Brouhaha

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:19:54 -0600

This tantalizing cautionary tale about a "Blue Bridge" (aka the Johnson Street Bridge) begins 86 years ago, in a remote but charming colonial capital (on the tip of Vancouver Island in beautiful British Columbia, Canada). It takes place in Victoria (home to colourful hanging flower baskets in summer and oodles of colorful characters all year round). Needing a good news story to divert attention away from pressing social issues, elected officials came up with a project to spruce up the town's tattered image as a rather well-worn replica of jolly Old England. So, without further ado, let's begin our fishy fairytale. ____________ Image Credit: Johnson Street Bridge (also known as the "Blue Bridge", Victoria, BC) illustrated by Martin Machacek, cover of "Focus" Magazine, September 2010

Elephants In The Living Room

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:46:12 -0600

This light-hearted lens pays tributes to all sorts of elephants in the living room (no not horses in the bathroom, that's another story). The English language is full of funny idioms having to do with amusing animals, in this case some very entertaining elephants. Let's explore those "elephants in the living room", not to mention those rare "white elephants" that cost an arm and a leg to feed, those precocious "pink elephants" who can't help indulging in fermented flights of fancy, or even a few "flying elephants". _____________ Image Credit: What elephant?, book jacket illustration - Genevieve Cote

Cast-Off Couture

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:16:03 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to cast-off couture. What's that you ask? Well, it's a funky fashion trend that's based on making garb from garbage. In this era of fast-food, fast-service, and fast-fashion, it's all about redesigning, reconstructing, and repurposing all your recyclable rags. Welcome to the world of secondhand chic and wicked wearables made from waste! _____________ Image Credit: Amazon.com bookcover illustration, "Secondhand Chic" by Christa Weil

What the hey is hogmanay?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:49:10 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all things Scottish, in particular a superb celebration known as "Hogmanay"! 'Tis best to take what is written below with a heaping pinch of salt in your porridge or else a large dram of Scotch whisky which are necessary to maintain a healthy sense of humor in this day and age. It also helps if you have an appreciation for weird and wonderous things like haggis, tripe, and bagpipes not to mention dragons, kilts, and Loch Ness monsters!

To those who have touched my life

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:51:42 -0600

There comes a time, when one realizes that one's accomplishments and unique journey through life have been made richer by the presence of those who have touched not only one's body, but also one's mind and one's spirit. This lens is dedicated to the many gifted and gracious people who have left an incredible if not indelible impression upon me for which I shall be eternally grateful. To those who brought me into being, to those who have inspired me along my path, and to those who have befriended me and taught me valuable lessons about what truly matters, thank you so much for being part of my life! __________ Image Credit: i.509photobucket.com

Mirth Maps

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:46:02 -0600

This light-hearted lens is about mirth maps, you know the ones that tickle your funnybone as well as your imagination. Frankly, anyone interested in exploring the world of wonk, shouldn't be without a cockammamie compass and a mirthful mind map -- especially if one is out hunting for heffalumps or woozles on April Fool's Day! _____________ Image Credit: Paul Foreman, www.mindmapinspiration.com/2009/05

Scamps, Scoundrels & Scallywags

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:30:14 -0600

Let's face it, what would the world be without a few ripsnorting rascals, root n' toot n' rogues, and red-faced reprobates? ...a pretty dull place that's what! Without them, there would be no vain villains on TV, no dastardly dudes in the movies, and no raucous rakes in political office. So, why not pay tribute to this rich treasury of renegades, ruffians, and roustabouts! ____________ Image Credit: Scoundrel illustration - heydogg.com

Entertaining Epigrams

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:32:08 -0600

If air is like the air we breathe -- invisible, inescapable, indispensable and something we all take for granted, then entertaining expressions like epigrams should at least tickle the tongue if not the funnybone to read! For those who haven't got a hot clue what we're talking about, the Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary defines an epigram as: "1. a concise poem dealing pointedly and often satirically with a single thought or event and often ending with an ingenious turn of thought; 2. a terse, sage, or witty and often paradoxical saying." _______________ Image Credit: illustration - rockle.com/epigrams.png

Wonders of Wordlab

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:04:10 -0600

Welcome to the Wonders of Wordlab. This lighthearted lens is devoted to the wonderful world of words, not to mention wordsmiths, word lovers and the wacky wunderkinds behind the very successful word naming site, "Wordlab.com". For those unfamiliar with "Wordlab", it's a rich resource of creative content designed to help folks come up with names for products and services, not to mention titles for books and taglines for all manner of things including sports teams and rock bands. Okay witty wordbirds and wicked wordsmiths, don't you think that its about time you contributed something really creative to Wordlab.com? _____________ Image Credit: clipartpal.com writer/2_tnb

Crackpots & Crockpots

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:50:33 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to crazy cooks, culinary catastrophes, and ripsnorting recipes for every eccentric event and odd-duck occasion. If you have never played with your food, never tried to cook rice in a frying pan, or never dared to make "Green Eggs and Ham" without a recipe -- then quite frankly, this is definitely not the spot for you! Oh the other hand, if you've always wanted to know how to cook a coot or make hippopotamus stew, this is the place for you! __________ Image Credit: illustrator Dennis Cox - clipartof.com/5903

Pleasingly Plump Pipes

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:27:13 -0600

In this day and age when so much attention is paid to buxum babes belting out bawdy ballads, it's a real treat to see unconventional women of substance like Susan Boyle, rise from obscurity and against all odds blow us all away with their unique voices. This lighthearated lens pays tribute to the treasury of talented trillers if not cheeky chunky chanteuses who have made their mark in the world of music across the globe! These grand dames know what it takes to succeed in the wonderful world of warbling. We are truly blessed in the presence of these gifted gals not to mention inspired by their humble yet uplifting spirit. _____________ Image Credit: Ron Leishman illustration - clipartof.com/442729

Sock Talk

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:12:18 -0600

Welcome to "Sock Talk" ...home of all things silly, strange and downright stupefying about socks. Don't let those "heels" get you down! Sock it to them with a pair of the finest smiley-face socks money can buy! Better yet, pick up season's tickets to the Scottish Falsetto Puppet Theatre or, present your blinking boss or best bud with their very own "Sock Monkey"!

Quipping Queen

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:09:09 -0600

Her Royal Highness Quipping Queen (HRH-QQ) bids you a warm welcome to her quirky queendom quarters! OFFICIAL TITLES: Monarch of Mirth & Merriment, Her Royal Highness, Victoria Elizabeth, The Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, Patroness of Pith & Vinegar, and, last but not least, Dazzling Diva of Dross & Diddlysquat! HER MOTTO: "I am easily amused." HER MANTRA: "There's more to life than croquet and crumpets, not to mention teetertotters, tiddlywinks and tinkle pantries". HER MASCOT: A half-ton heffalump named "Humpty Dumpty".

Nibbler's Nosh

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:39:32 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to amusing aphrodisiacs (better known as fanciful foods and boisterous beverages with romantic repercussions). From ancient times to modern day, Casanovas, Lotharios, and Romeos not to mention more than a few Cleopatras, Queens of Sheba, and Naughty Ladies from Shady Lane have learned that the best way to a lover's libido is through the tummy. (This explains why happy-seeking homo sapiens often end up with a big belly ache after having consumed far too many clams, oysters, and ground rhino horn not to mention chocolate cupcakes for their own good.) Thank goodness man also invented antacids to eliminate heart-burn and anti-flatulence pills to quell those wayward winds, both of which are common after an amatory adventure or culinary caper. ________ Image Credit: djmickens' photostream on flickr.com

Hatchet Job of the Year Award

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:51:21 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the latest loopy literature award, The Hatchet Job of the Year Award. Not your average, run-of-the-mill, pedantic prose prize, this gem highlights the important role played by those who create crafty commentary if not take a few pointed pot-shots at high and mighty pen pushers. So, kick back, grab your favorite beverage, and take a wee peek at some folks who have contributed their wit and wisdom to a highly under-rated if not endangered occupation -- that of book critic. ________________ Image Credit: BobCanada92.blogspot.com/barbarian

Heffalump Headquarters

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:19:15 -0600

Here at Heffalump Headquarters, we pride ourselves in bringing you all you need to know about the world's most breathtakingly Perfectly Normal Beast (who has rarely if ever been seen by man let alone been captured by one). The purpose of this lens is to acquaint readers with little known facts about these curious creatures, (who should not be confused with "wockets" who live in pockets, "yottles" who hide in bootles, or "Hortons" who hear whos).

Little Loo Library

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:04:54 -0600

Welcome to the "Little Loo Library" (better known in North America as the "Big Bathroom Bookshelf"). Considering the fact that one will spend a good deal of time during one's life ensconced in an ablution hut, backhouse, bathroom, bog house, comfort station, duty room, earth-closet, gents room, head, honey wagon, jakes, john, johnny-on-the-spot, ladies' room, latrine, lavatory, litter box, loo, men's room, outbuilding, outhouse, potty, powder room, privy, public convenience, public place of ease, restroom, throne room, tinkle pantry, urinal, washroom or water closet (WC) -- it's high time to recognize the importance of selecting appropriate books, periodicals and tomes to place beside one's bidet, chamber pot, commode, john, or toilet. Hence, the purpose of this lens is to shed light on the often overlooked if not obscure topic of how to stock one's place of ease or private reading room with things that will inspire, intrigue or invite its occupants to cackle, cogitate or crow about something delightfully different, patently pleasurable, or utterly unbelievable. ____________ Image Credit: ID 44903, published in the New Yorker, 12/25/2000.

50 Ways To Retain A Healthy Level of Insanity

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:47:57 -0600

When the world's going to heck in a handbasket, there's nothing to do but go bonkers, lose your marbles, or master the art of making pigs-in-a-blanket. This light-hearted lens is devoted to discovering wonderful ways to delight your brain without the use of daffy diets, exhausting exercise, or any artificial stimulants. ___________ Image Credit: www.grinningplanet.com/2004/12/14

Whisky Wit and Wisdom

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:14:17 -0600

This light-hearted lens toasts a little something that will titillate the tastebuds if not satisfy the delicate nature of one's palate. The word "whisky" comes from the Gaelic "Uisge Beatha", or "Usquebaugh", which means "water of life." It's also been known as "aqua vitae", " spiritus frumenti", or "fire-water" (and a dram is good for whatever ails you). So without further ado, welcome to the World of Wit, Wisdom, and Whisky! _______________ Image Credit: Ralph Steadman, "Still Life With Bottle - Whisky According to Ralph Steadman"

Quirky Quotes

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:52:49 -0600

I knew I was on the right track with this bit of tantalizing twaddle when the security word "twitlens" popped up after I created it. So, if you love wacky words of wisdom, then "Quirky Quotes" should be up your alley. If not, put your feet up and look all the potty pictures that come with these boisterous bits of prose and poetry. ______________ Image Credit: dreamstime.com/12819965171no3Ky

Wayward Winds

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:00:27 -0600

This light-hearted lens pays tribute to a subject seldom discussed in mixed company, the notion of vulgar vagrant volatiles, fanciful if not fetid fragrance, or flatulence if you please. If you're a member of the animal kingdom, be it a cow or a comedian, you pay a price every day for being on planet earth. Let's face it, we all pass gas, some more frequently than others...so why not shed a little light on this taboo topic. __________ Insert Image: Courtesy of Fartifacts.com on flickr.com

The Lighter Side of Life

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:43:33 -0600

It is said by some that life is a beach...you know, the place where you can watch the ebb and flow of the tides, or just jump in and dog paddle if the spirit moves you. Speaking of spirits, it's also probably why God invented sandflies or flotsam and jetsam, just to add a little variety to blue skies and smooth sailing. Frankly, if you can't find a blinking beach and instead find yourself up a stream without a canoe, a paddle, or even a personal flotation device, having an appreciation of the lighter side of life will make it a whole lot easier to cope with the bears, bugs, and Big Foot, all of whom are eager to greet you.

The Gorey Bits

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:06:03 -0600

This light-hearted lens is a tribute to Edward Gorey, a consummate writer and iconic illustrator. Those with a gluttonous appetite for gothic giggles or mirthful morsels of the macabre, will surely get their fill of dastardly drawings and downright frightening fiction from this witty wordsmith and amusing artist. WARNING: Happy homo sapiens may feel offended by all the ghastly, ghoulish Gorey bits. So, either proceed with caution or, simply take life with a grain of salt like Edward Gorey.

Wicked Wench Wine Club

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:15:28 -0600

This light-hearted lens is your invitation to join a rather gregarious group of gals...or more to the point, "Gutsy Goddesses of the Grape". This exclusive yet entertaining coven of creatively-inclined cabernet-lovers, sassy shiraz sippers, and vintage vixens from Victoria, B.C. (Canada) is delighted to make your acquaintance. So, without further ado...a toast to the Women of the Wicked Wench Wine Club!

Hilarious History

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:11:29 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the funny side of history (otherwise known as a pretentious perspective on the past). Who says "history is pass�"? Who wouldn't want to visit a large library full of dusty dissertations about daring or dastardly dudes who are deader than a doornail, not to mention peruse the pages of dog-eared documents about the occasional buxom babe bereft of life by a power-hungry pudgy prince? Learning history is as easy as changing a few laugh lines. It might even tickle your funnybone or satisfy your insatiable appetite for a juicy story! _____________ Image Credit: Caricatures by Charles Philipon

Let's Talk Turkey

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:20:52 -0600

In the barnyard of life there are many magical creatures. Take for example these wilderness wunderkins, pigs that can fly or how about toads who adore being kissed and turned into princes. But, there are also some fine feathered friends who are bound and determined to get involved in fowl play whatever the consequences. This lighthearted lens is devoted to turkeys everywhere...the ones who drive you crazy...or the ones that end up stuffed on your holiday table. __________ Inserted Image: Courtesy of fooksie63@flickr.com

How To Be A Witch

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:13:42 -0600

If kissing frogs hasn't done much for your love life lately, it's a sure bet that you've been playing "Goody-Two-Shoes" far too long. So, take those ticklish tarot cards to heart honey, it's time to make a cackling career change! This light-hearted lens is devoted to providing tendentious tips on how to become a consummate crone, a happy hag, or simply a wickedly wacky witch. __________ Image Credit: Mishee1's photostream on flickr.com

Fired Funnybones

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:51:50 -0600

Almost everyone has been axed, dismissed, down-sized, kicked out, laid-off, pushed, sacked, stiffed, shoved out the door or been given the boot, the elbow, or the old heave-ho, not to mention their exit slips or their walking papers, perhaps even been put out on their ear or their neck (without so much as a golden handshake or a golden parachute) at least once in their work life. Fired Funnybones is dedicated to the notion of exploring the humorous side of losing one's job. After all, one is never too young or too old to enjoy a pink-slip party or a serendipity sabbatical!

Tiddlywinks

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:07:50 -0600

The obscure, oft-ridiculed "parlor game" of tiddlywinks may be just thing to meet the diverse needs of today's diffident dabblers, destiny-driven doodlers and die-hard dare-devils. This is an affordable yet amicable sport (whose equipment fits easily into a pocket, packsack or purse, unlike the cerebral game of chess). It's easy to see why young and old alike enjoy this genteel game of skill, strategy, and digital dexterity, (as opposed to test cricket which requiring a batty attitude, loose-fitting clothing not to mention a little red ball plus stumps and wickets).

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:54:38 -0600

There are many curious conundrums in the world that are a tad more intriguing than trying to figure out who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder or how many fairies can dance on the head of a pin. This light-hearded lens is designed to entertain those with a passion for pondering. Mind you, if the truth be told, this is not any kind of puzzling piece of pedantry. Pondering requires a perplexing if not piffling problem for which there is no definitive answer, (unless you're prepared to sit down and chew on it for awhile). So gumfighters, get ready and go for it! By the way, feel free to respond to our pondering poll: "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" (one of the greatest songs of all time)! __________ Image Credit: shiroibasketshoes hopper@flickr.com

Hunks and Hussies

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:39:02 -0600

Welcome to this light-hearted lens which pays tribute to all those frisky fermented fruits that make the world of wine go round. You know the ones we mean, those canoodling cabernets, risque ros�s and saucy chardonnays, and not to mention those precocious paramours who flash their precious pinots around in wicked wine-tasting bars and bistros everywhere. So Mirror Mirror on the Wall...who is the fairest and funniest brazen babe or beau hunk wine label of them all? ____________ Image Credit: handmadespark.com/il_570xN_255259376.jpg

Bored Doe Club

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:08:33 -0600

Are you tired of domestic drudgery? Are fed up hanging out with humorless houseplants? Are you sick to death wasting your modest amount of "mad money" on stuff you really don't need? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely qualify for membership in the one and only "BORED DOE CLUB"!

Odd Ducks

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:47:12 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a laughable, loopy and more often than not eccentric personalities...euphemistically called "odd duck" You know the ones we mean ...the friendly foks who have difficulty getting their ducks in a row, the ones who don't know how to duck and cover, or those who just aren't ducky enough to win friends and influence people. So, if you can't figure out how to make easy-peasy "Duck Soup" -- welcome to the Odd Ducks Club! _______________ Image Credit: "Duck Soup" - Jackie Urbanovic book cover illustration - csfunguy.wordpress.com/duck-soup.jpg

Zombie Zoo

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:26:56 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to zany zombies. You know, the ones that make you split your sides laughing. In a world of darkness, dastardly deeds, and devilish disasters, it's nice to know that there are still some delightful deader-than-a-doornail dames and dudes with funnybones. So, without further ado...let's take a peek in the zombie zoo -- the best place to ogle the mind! ____________ Image Credit: www.savagechickens.com

Mirthful Motherhood

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:07:53 -0600

Men may have a hemorrhage, bust a gut, or simply die laughing, but mavens and mothers know to snicker, smile, and smirk at life not to mention know how tickle themselves pink in a pinch! This light-hearted lens is dedicated to females with funnybones and their families who adore them, even when that special time of the month rolls around and they act like a bat from Beelzebub. Note: The next meeting of miffed mums and discontented dads will be held at the "Pi**ed Off Parents Pub or Pew" in your local neighborhood -- just name your time and date! ____________ Image Credit: maralina @flickr.com

Garden of Galoots and Galoshes

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:03:49 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to those who haven't a clue what to do with a spade, a hoe, or a rake. Better known as green thumbless galoots, these spaced-out souls do however have several things going for them like an uncanny ability to watch grass grow, a talent for jumping into puddles in their galoshes, and a fondness for talking to anyone including stray dogs, lost children, and potted plants. This loopy little lens is also dedicated to wicked weeds that grow in a well-manicured lawn. _____________ Image Credit: hikingartist.com

Entertaining Epitaphs

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:59:40 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to "last laughs" and entertaining epitaphs. For the euphemistically-inclined or politically-correct people who might refer to this as "Happy Hunting Ground Humor", we offer for your reading enjoyment, a few famous last words spoken or found on tombstones. When you bite the dust, cash in your chips, or kick the bucket -- are you going to leave it to chance what appears on your on your headstone? On the other hand, are you going to leave explicit instructions on what funny fond farewells to inscribe on your mirthful memorial? NOTE: Tread lightly on the planet while you're alive because you never know what folks are going to say about you after you've gone!

Gift of the Gab

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:04:54 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to talkative types, or more specifically, mirthful motor-mouths, chortling chatterboxes, and goddesses of gab, wherever they may be. While windbags and blabber-mouths may inhabit the rarified atmosphere of ivory towers and the pithless pages of gossip magazines, loquacious lads and lasses know that romancing the right stone is key to being granted the Irish "gift of the gab" -- or how to charm the pants off someone! __________ Image Credit: allposters.com

Goblins Galore

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:55:51 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to goblins -- not the grizzly sort mind you, but the ones that make you giggle, or else those handsome hobgoblins with a sense of humor that make you go weak in the knees. In a world full of things that go bump in the night, especially around Halloween, it's nice to know that there's a place for goblin-lovers to gather to enjoy a few gaffes, guffaws, and perhaps a wee bit of goblin grog to celebrate the Otherworld of Wit, Wobbles, and Wonk! ____________ Image Credit: Illustrator - Crystal Fasier - gobber-cosmoSara_180 at paizo.com

Weird Words of Wisdom

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:21:05 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to peculiar proverbs and weird if not sometimes wacky words of wisdom from around the world. Most of these little gems never see the light of day because wisdom is not a commodity that is valued by bankers, coupon-clippers, or hedge fund managers. All of which suggests that there comes a time in the life of everyone, (including the grunts and the grand pooh bahs) when they all realize there is one saving grace to kicking the bucket, at least they'll never have to cry over spilt milk again. ________________ Image Credit: Confucious cartoon - tokidokitokyo.wordpress.com/confucius-cartoon12.jpg

Yuletide Yuk Yuks

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:02:14 -0600

Tis the season to be jolly, so quit complaining, crying boo hoo or yelling bah humbug (especially if it's blazing hot, the mosquitoes are biting, and you're up the creek without a paddle)! Just smack your lips, waggle your tongue, and fill your blessed boots with some Yuletide Yuk Yuks or some Santa sillyness for the other 364 days a year! If that doesn't work, try a light-hearted libation and keep the Spirit of Snicker flowing! ____________ Image Credit: Crescent Hill Designs at flickr.com

Snow Fairy

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:52:53 -0600

This light-hearted if not a little loopy lens is devoted to the Snow Fairy. As curiously colorless characters go, this one is a little hard to find let alone identify with any degree of certainty. In fact, there is some evidence to suggest that this fairy appears both in male and female form and melts at high temperatures. All of which is a bit disconcerting to fanciful folks wishing to make her acquaintance. It is hoped that by providing timely if not titillating information about this sometimes amusingly abominable person of snow, ice, and sleet, the world will better appreciate what makes the winter season both weird and wonderful. ____________ Image Credit: Snow Fairy watermark - http://sentiments4you.blogspot.com

The Glorious Glossary of Snit

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:41:02 -0600

The Glorious Glossary of SNIT is dedicated to the many marvellous mavens of melodrama and misbehaved mademoiselles of mayhem who inhabit the universe. "Snit" has become synonymous with the unpredictable feisty or flummoxed behavior of all females past the age of puberty. It ranges from the milder version of the supreme "sulk", (also known as seething with stubborness), to the more volatile version, a spitting "Hissy fit", (also known as a titanic temper tantrum if it's exhibited by a male). Let's face it, these daring drama queens all know how to add the spice of life to any stew - one sassy and spunky spoonful at a time!

Court of the Quipping Queen

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:42:28 -0600

Her Royal Highness Quipping Queen, Monarch of Mirth, Empress of Eccentricity, Patroness of Pith & Vinegar and Diva of Diddlysquat warmly invites you to plop yourself down in her cockamammie court of colorful characters. Affectionately known by royal family members as "Her Royal Pain in the Butt", H.R.H. QQ is a bodacious benevolent broad with a decidedly irreverent sense of humor. Those who wish to curry favor with this flippant, fun-loving frau are well advised to practice bending their bodies from the waist, bowing their heads, or blowing kisses with grace (as these excercises will definitely help to strengthen their marvelous mirth muscles). __________ Image Credit: Ian D. Marsden illustrator, marsdencartoons@flickr.com

Victoria's Victoria

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:30:22 -0600

What's in a name? How about one with cachet and charisma, or better yet, one that is used by both males and females? The name VICTORIA -- be a person, place, or product -- has a personalilty all its own. Such a majestic moniker is associated with power, prestige, and panache. This venerable venue is a hospitable hub of information for all people, places and paraphernalia named "Victoria". Perhaps you know someone named "Victoria" who would like to meet other "Victorias" on "Victoria Day" in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada, to celebrate this royal moniker. ____________ Image Credit: babzybabzy@photobucket.com

contrariaN communicationS

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:38:47 -0600

You won't find anything conventional, humdrum or mundane in the way of words and images at contrariaN communicationS. Why, because when it comes to writing blogs, blurbs and baloney we know what we're talking about! So, if you love the spirit of spunk and aren't afraid of smiles, snickers, or snorts, then what these cockamammie cultural creatives have to offer will be right up your alley. On the other hand, if you're looking for people who color inside the lines, are comfortable living in a box, and prefer to dot their i's and cross their t's, then you should avoid contrariaN communicationS at all costs. __________ Photo Insert Credit: contrariaN communicationS logo designed by Vanessa Raven-Vipond, Illustrator, Graphic Designer and T-Shirt creator extraordinaire!

Big Book of Bunkum

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:00:20 -0600

In a world where wit and wisdom are in short supply, and know-it-alls reign supreme, there is still a place for dweebs, dingbats, and doodlebugs of every sort to fill in the blanks. In an effort to upstage the experts on everything from black holes to how to find your bliss, the Big Book of Bunkum has also been published to fill the empty shelf space between "frightening facts and figures" and "flashy feel-good fluff". Those who're tired of waiting for "Godot", the "Tooth Fairy" or the "The Great Pumpkin", will get a kick out of reading Big Book of Bunkum, (a good deal more interesting than watching grass grow!)

What the Heck is Wassail?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:20:06 -0600

Tis the season to be jolly! Just take that dreadful dump of snow in stride, forget about skating on thin ice, (the Fickle Finger of Fate is not on your side), and smile, even if Jack Frost's nipping at your door (because you've got long underwear to keep you warm!) Better yet, why not don those terrific tights or tunic, slip on your magic dancing shoes, and grab a fiddle for a change or, at the very least, whistle a happy tune! Don't fret, it's that "wassail" time of year again -- you know that boisterous beverage designed to lift one's spirits on a cold winter's night, a toast to improve one's health or constitution, or a chance to warm the cockles of one's heart at a very festive occasion! ______________ Image Credit: Posted Dec. 28 2009 in atouchofvaudeville.typepad.com 4220477327_3bf87d5751_o.jpg

James Bay Babbler

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:29:37 -0600

The James Bay Babbler is a miscellaneous mirthful missive designed to engage, entertain and enlighten all those who call James Bay, British Columbia home ...whether they live, work or play in this rather fine neighborhood. Not-your-average newsletter, this bit of wired wit, wisdom, and wonk reflects the unique features and landscape, not to mention the incomparable people who inhabit this rather nice little neck-of-the-woods nestled behind the legislature in beautiful downtown Victoria. In a province known far and wide for its infinite variety of fine, feisty and fun-loving folk, it's not surprising to find a few transplanted flakes, nuts, and fruitcakes like the quirky yet quixotic colorful character, H.R.H. Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, who also calls the "City of Festivals", the "City of Gardens" and the "Blossom Capital of Canada" her hilarious home! Frankly, this lighthearted lens is a wonderful excuse to 1) pass the time of day by exchanging silly stories and spreading nutty news, 2) ask a proverbial elephant-in-the-living-room question or two, and 3) connect with others from near or far far away who want to know what's going on here or what makes this place tick.

Yokel Yard Art

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:56:54 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to those who do not possess either a green thumb or for that matter any sort of taste when it comes to selecting appropriate decorative additions to one's garden or green lawn. In a world full of experts, guidebooks, and manuals, this little gem focuses on the little known subject of yokel yard art, also known as "buffoon beautification", "duffus decorations", or "screwball statuary". However, we leave it to you to be the judge! _____________ Image Credit: auntcharliesattic.info - image 39702

Wattle World

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:46:00 -0600

Exactly what is a wattle? Even more important, tell me why I should give a sweet patootie about the wonderful world of wattles for pity's sake? To some it's a double chin, to others a sexy skin flap, and to a precious few wild thangs, it's what makes them delightfully distinctive! __________ Inserted Image: Courtesy of Bill Mayer on flickr.com

Gadgets, Gizmos, and Giggles

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:53:10 -0600

Have you ever wondered what is that crazy contraption and why on earth was it ever invented? Who's the fool who came up with that idea in the first place? Probably the Guru of Gadgets or Goddess of Gizmos -- take your pick. If you like oodles of odd, outrageous, or off-the-beaten track treats, you've come to the right spot! If however you're a linear thinker who loves mirthless merchandise, thankfully we have none.

Filthy Rich Folks

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:57:40 -0600

How the world loves kings of the castle, moneybag moguls, and more than a few lap of luxury lollygaggers who know how to avoid putting their nose to the grindstone every day like Joe the Plumber or Molly Merry Maid. This light-hearted lens is devoted to fun-loving filthy rich folks. Yes, those "somebodies" who were born with a silver spoon in their mouths, those who found a field of diamonds or an oil patch in their backyards, or those who invented a better mousetrap just when world was being over-run by genetically-modifed rodents (just kidding). So, if you want to know all about filthy rich folks -- where they live, how they spend their time, and if you have what it takes to be one of them, you've come to the right place! ________________ Image Credit: bubblefriends@flickr.com

Tickety Boo Times

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:13:29 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all things tickety boo, or tickety-boo if you prefer. Haven't got a clue what we're talking about? Well then, pull up a chair, put your feet up, and see if we can tickle your funnybone so you can have a tickety boo time! ______________ Image Credit: tickety boo illustration - sweetthingblog.com/ticketyboo.png

Unique Unmentionables

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:08:47 -0600

Hush...shhhhh...tsk...tsk -- the all too familiar sounds associated with titillating and sometimes taboo topics. Welcome to the world of funny foundation fashion statements. Now tell me again, why are you giggling about those rather grand gluteus garments for guys n' gals? This light-hearted lens is devoted to the winsome if not sometimes wonderful world of "unique unmentionables", (an entertaining euphemism for amusing accoutrement worn beneath one's togs, tights, or tux). ___________ Image Credit: Epiclectic@flickr.com

Casanova Cork Club

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:57:52 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to an obscure male bonding group and irreverent imbibing society better known as the "Casanova Cork Club". Besides being devoted to wine, women and song in that order, it also offers a place of thoughtful reflection and quiet repose for those who truly appreciate the wit, wisdom, and wonders of the grape vine (together with a tidbit of tarty tannins not to mention a few alluring amatory amusements thrown in for good measure). By the way, who is Casanova anyway? Why he's the gigolo of great grapes of course!

Jest-In-Time Technology

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:36:54 -0600

In a world awash in all sorts of state-of-the-art something or others be they entertaining electronic gadgets, gigabyte gizmos and great gewgaws, have you ever wondered what inspired the creation of that wacky toy or that weird digital device? If the answer is yes, you've landed on the right spot, be it by design or by serendipity. And, if the answer is no, you definitely need to have your funnybone tickled by jest-in-time technology! _______________ Image Credit: shutterstock.com/70692130

Quipping Queen's Quarters

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:15:45 -0600

QUIPPING QUEEN'S QUARTERS is the ripsnorting respository of all the light-hearted lenses created by H.R.H. Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, Patroness of Pith & Vinegar, and Diva of Diddlysquat! Some call it a vacuous vault of verbose vanity, others say it's a vivacious piece of vociferous viva voce, and last but not least, the rest assume it's a voluminous vortex of vaniloquence by a very versatile vamp and vixen. We leave it up to you dear readers to call it whatever you wish. _____________ Caricature by Dean Lewis, Victoria, B.C.

Winespeak

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:26:19 -0600

This light-hearted lens is designed to assist fermented fruit lovers (old and new) to find their bearings in the Wonderful World of Winespeak. It is also a tribute to a very talented British artist and satirical cartoonist by the name of Ronald Searle, (1920-2011), whose words of wit make it a good deal easier to swish and spit into the bucket or simply to swig and swallow as the case may be. So, without further ado...here's to you and your's, may you be blessed by big bodacious beauty like Merilyn Merlot or the mischievous Malebec Man! ____________ Image Credit: www.jargonwines.com

New Words Nook

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:43:11 -0600

This light-hearted lens features the latest in newfangled nomenclature. For those who haven't a clue what this means -- at least 2,000 new words have been added to the English language, (now made up of more than two billion words). So, whatever you do...don't forget to insert them into your tantalizing Tweets, your funky FaceBook page, your entertaining emails, and last but not least, your careworn if not contorted conversation! ____________ Image Credit: www.dailymail.co.uk - 2009/07/13

Monsters vs Aliens

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:01:44 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to two fanciful, far-out and funny figments of one's imagination ... "Monsters" and "Aliens". Frankly, they've all been given a bad rap for allegedly scaring people half to death, chilling them to the bone, or making folk's hair stand on end. In an effort to educate people about the mirthful merits of these misrepresented, misbegotten mythical creatures, the big screen has finally shed some light on the difference between "monsters" and "aliens" with the help of mankind of course. __________ Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com

Feast of Fools

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:28:49 -0600

This light-hearted lens is dedicated to the promotion of an unusual April Fool's Day event to be held in the heart of Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. The "Feast of Fools" is an entertaining excuse to pay tribute to class clowns, mirthful munchkins, and jest-in-time jokers who remind us all not to take life so seriously, especially on April Fool's Day! And what would a gregarious gathering of grape nuts be in Victoria, (the capital of far too many flakes and fruitcakes), without a fun-loving fool and happy hostess ...none other than the majestic Monarch of Mirth herself, Her Royal Highness, The Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity?

Ripsnorting Resumes

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:07:33 -0600

Welcome to the wonderful world of ripsnorting resumes. In this day and age when everything and everyone has a brand, a unique identity that sets them apart from the madding crowd, it's time to use a little creativity, ingenuity, and resourcefulness to come up with your own style of tickling a funnybone or two. After all, if you can't make fun of your own foibles or flaunt a failure as much as a faux-pas, then you really need to give your head a shake. Put on your dancing shoes, crank up the music, and feel the groove so you can get in tune with what makes you special, unforgettable, and down-right different so you'll make a lasting impression on the person who's sifting through all those resumes for the right person! ____________ Image Credit: Resume - ushairrestoration.com/interview_cartoon.jpg

Toenail Times

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:22:04 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to the odd if not obscure topic of toenails (or toe nails if you prefer). Frankly, in this humdrum drum world full of hunks, hussies, and hapless homo sapiens, it's not surprising that many while away the hours passionately decorating their body parts, including their toenails it would seem. If truth be told, nail manicure is a very ancient human activity. There is evidence that even 4,000 years ago, our predecessors paid attention to cleaning and filing their nails after a day digging for grubs or digging into a barbecued beast. Today, were it not for brand name cosmetic companies, some celebreties would not be able to earn a decent living from those big advertising endorsement contracts showcasing their latest choice in nail polish! _____________ Image Credit: cartoonstock.com - ndi1315l

Princess Pink Tools

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:22:44 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a little known royal repair woman better known as, Princess Pink Tools. Born with a silver spoon in her mouth, Princess Pink Tools spent the first sixteen years of her life wearing a pink hard hat and steel-toed booties. This tempestuous tomboy in a teapot soon impressed her family and friends with her unique talent and skills building sandcastles, moats, and tree-forts (which was far more interesting than watching grass grow or applauding knights-in-shining armor trying to figure out how to assemble a clotheshorse). So, without further ado, let's see what Princess Pink Tools has to offer all you Do-It-Yourself Divas! _____________ Image Credit: Illustration - atlanticmo.blogspot.com/2010/03/01

For Cod's Sake, Taste It!

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:16:36 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to fishy food and forgotten words. Frankly, if you hate fried fish, dislike chips with malt vinegar on top, and can't abide an acronym with more than one meaning, then you've probably come to the wrong spot. On the other hand, for those who adore piscatorial pleasantries, please feel free to play with your lovely pectorals, cuddle that cute caudal, or just show-off those scintillating scales of yours! And, last but not least, for those who love a bit of pith and vinegar with their fish n' quips, feel free to flip your fins and dig right in! __________ Image Credit: greggeez.blogspot.com/codfather.jpg

Golf n' Giggles

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:09:54 -0600

This light-hearted lens takes a look at the what makes people want to 1) whack a little white ball into wee holes on the back forty, 2) bluster and blaspheme about a blinking bunker, and 3) sweat their blessed brows -- all in the name of scoring a few blooming birdies! Frankly, this game should be taken with a grain of salt, which is why many funnbone folks think giggles and guffaws are the only way to appreciate one of the truly amazing absurdities of life...golf! __________ Image Credit: www.bogiegolf.com

Santa-Free Zone

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:26:59 -0600

Why did Santa and his reindeer hijack Christmas? When did it happen? Who's behind the biggest the holiday heist leaving most folks penniless or maxed out on their credit cards? What happened to the Spirit of the season? Where do St. Nicholas, Kris Kringle and Sinterklaas hang out the other 364 days of the year? How did crass commercialism take over the world and send peace and goodwill packing?

In My Humble Opinion

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:24:40 -0600

Opinions are like belly buttons, everybody's got one. While modest folks tend to hide them beneath layers of politcally-correct clothing, others dress to impress (the more visible the button the better). Frankly my dears, what would the world be without those who never shy away from an opportunity to expose their inflated opinions of themselves?

Happiness Humor

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:08:50 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to happiness and humor. And, judging by the security word used to created this laughable lens, "goopsnug", one would have to think that there is much mirth to be had in a world that some may think has gone slightly off the rails due to unpredictable seismic events -- be they earthquakes or financial meltdowns. Just remember that behind every cloud there's a silver lining. So, get out your blessed bumbershoot, jump into your galoshes, and don't forget to wear a sunny disposition. Because after the storm passes, there'll be oodles of four-leaf clovers to harvest! And, for good measure, why not say a few kind words to the Fairy of Fun & Frolic! ______________ Image Credit: www.shutterstock.com/46877119

Tweedledee & Tweedledum

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:10:19 -0600

Welcome to "All You Ever Wanted to Know about the Dashing Duo of Dudes named Tweedledee & Tweedledum"! Surely, you've heard of them! No, they're not the "Bobbsey Twins". No, not the "Doublemint Gum Twins". Good Lord no, not the "Minnesota Twins" either. Word has they're a figment of someone's imagination, and they're not even twins at all! __________ Photo Credit Source: From "Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass" by Lewis Carroll, 'Alice and Tweedledee and Tweedledum', illustration by John Tenniel.

Gee Whiz Graduate School

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:42:52 -0600

An integral part of the widely acclaimed University of Useless Information, the "Gee Whiz Graduate School" is dedicated to expanding the gee whiz gene pool, removing cobwebs from cluttered minds, and tickling people pink. Our fanciful faculty are committed to helping you appreciate the utterly inconsequential, all together titillating, or just patently absurd things you can do while waiting for Prince Charming to show up and sweep you off our feet, Superman to swoop down and save you from a fate worse than death, or Godot to get with the program and tell you what to do to make your life meaningful. If all else fails, at least you know that there's an equal oppportunity spot waiting here for you if you still wish to avoid growing up and joining the rat race. So, why not try procrastinating, enjoying a bit of piffle, and playing in our sandbox for awhile! __________ Photo Credit Insert: Ron Leishman illustrator, clipartof.com/440124

Canuck Country

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:51:36 -0600

Welcome to crazy and creative "Canuck Country". What do you mean, you haven't a clue where Canada is on the map? It's smack dab between the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean, north of the 49th parallel all the way up to the North Pole! "Eh"...in case you're wondering, this light-hearted lens is devoted to pretty interesting people, places, and paraphernalia called "Canadian"! And, when it comes to hunky hinterland heroes, there's no one better to represent us than "Captain Canuck"! ______________ Image Credit: Captain Canuck cover courtesy of theoldsfamily.blogspot.com/2010/07

Socratic Order of Sandboxes

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:37:57 -0600

The SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES (S.O.S.) is open to those who take pride in thinking outside the box, letting their minds wander, or simply pondering pithy imponderables. Dedicated to those who have ever posed a simple, strange, or silly question about life, the universe, or the "Whole Sort of General Mish Mash", hoping to find an answer, our motto is: "Let not the sands of time get in your lunch". NOTE: A very big thank you to Judy McIlmoyl! Without her smiling spirit and witty words, the Socratic Order of Sandboxes would never have been established! ______________ Image Source: http://www.toonpool.com/user/739/files/socrates_456815

Bottle Shock For Sassy Sippers Only!

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:34:52 -0600

For those who are enamored with the notion of "shock and awe", here's one marvellous movie that's guaranteed to wet your whistle or tickle you pink! "Bottle Shock" is a light-hearted lens for those who appreciate things like weird wine labels, chardonnay snobs and gripping grappa tales like "The Grapes of Wrath". __________ Photo Credit Insert: "Bottle Shock" Poster, (see Tweva33's photostream on flickr.com).

Christmas in July?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:11:20 -0600

Welcome to Christmas In July or for that matter, anytime of year! It's a great way to celebrate the fact that we're only five months away from the biggest gift-giving season of the year and of course, far too many yuletide yuks yuks to count! At the very least, it's a great way to pass along all those tacky treats you got last December, and let "Summer Santa" come out and play! __________ Image Credit: Summer Santa Charity logo; located in Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas.

Botch & Bungle

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:48:56 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to funny failures, laughable losers, and entertaining "errorists". If you've lived for any length of time on planet earth, you're bound to have backed the wrong horse, barked up the wrong tree, or bit the hand that fed you. Chances are you've also committed a faux-pas, floundered, or fallen flat on your face at least once on the Yellow Brick Road of life. If not, then pray that you don't end up with Sisyphus on the rockpile in hell, or lose your halo while navigating those surprise speed bumps in heaven. So, without further ado, here's a toast and a tribute to the terrific twits who comprise the ever popular Botch & Bungle Brigade! __________ Image Credit: Glen Fairchild@flickr.com

Crazy Caption Contest

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:02:16 -0600

If humor is the spice of life, what makes the world go round, and is the shortest distance between two people, then this light-hearted lens will appeal to all those who possess a funny bone and try to tickle it everyday. Let your inner imp come out and play! Surely you can come up with a crazy caption, a provacative punchline, or a titillating tagline that'll put a smile on the marvellous mug of a merry-challenged mascot named "Mongo"! ___________ Image Credit: bobcanada92.blogspot.com

Novel Noses

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:04:07 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to one noteworthy naked human body part, the nose. Have you ever noticed those funny folks with novel noses? You know -- the posh protruberence (often its red when one has consumed a wee bit too much in the way of libations), the crazy crooked one with warts on top (often the sign of a sexegenarian sylph or a wicked witch), the long one (like Ichabod Crane or Pinocchio), or that cute turned up one (thats bears a striking resemblence to a ski jump). Whatever the size or shape of your beak, nozzle, or snout, methinks this little lens may tickle you pink! ______________ Image Credit: tvtropes.org/pinocchio

Things With No Names

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:56:32 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to things without names. More to the point, in a world full of "brand names", it's just not cool to be a nameless nonentity. By creating an awareness of everyday "No Name" people, places, and things, it is hoped that folks will have a soft spot for noughts and nullities. Why not consider adding a personal touch to a whole host of "man-made things that come with no names", not to mention a whole host of "nameless things in nature", and roads that go nowhere.

The Flop Fictionary

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:53:50 -0600

This light-hearted lens is pays homage to the fool, fop, or fonkin who is behind every flop, flub, or fluff that happens in the universe of all things great and small. So, if you're bored with navel gazing, exhausted twiddling your toes and thumbs, or just plain tired of waiting for Godot to show up and give you directions to the Yellow Brick Road, frankly you're probably desperate enough to take a peek at "The Flop Fictionary". On the other hand, if you're a flaming success in life, it might not hurt you to find out how the dolts, dweebs, and dingbats of the world see things. Yup, they're the ones who putter about on the back forty of life waiting for the cows to come home. Regrettably, when opportunity knocks, these udderly ridiculous incompletely successful folk haven't got a hot clue what a frigging four-leaf clover even looks like. There is one saving grace, as every flop knows..."Your ignorance is exceeded only by your stupidity." ______________ Image Credit: Julie Wilson

Who is "Joe"?

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:01:14 -0600

Have you claimed your 15 minutes of fame yet? What do you mean you don't know anyone named Joe? Where's your flipping contact list?...there's gotta be one in there somewhere! Let's see for starters there's "Joe Blow" or "Joe Bloggs" if you're British, "Joe Schmo", and "Joe Six-Pack", not to mention "GI Joe", "Joe-The-Plumber" and of course, U.S. Vice President, "Joe Biden".

Toadily Terrific

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:58:54 -0600

In this light-hearted lens we pay tribute to some toadily awesome, toadily insane, and perhaps a few toadily hilarious yet altogether amusing amphibians. So, whether you're young or old, these colorful crazy critters will undoubtedly tickle your funnybone. Pull out a toadstool, fill up a glass with your vintage vino, and let your hair down! _______________ Image Credit: thelittlechimpsociety.com/lilchimp-Toad.jpg

Things That Go Bump In The Night

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:35:06 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of things that go bump in the night. You know -- those crazy creatures that camp out under your bed, those weird wunderkins up in the attic, or those dastardly demons down in the cellar (who only make their appearance when it's pitch black, you forgot where you put your flashlight, and you could swear the dog ate your glow-stick). On the other hand, it could just be a bumbling beast like Eeyore. Of course, you're not scared of the dark, even a little bit are you? Why? Because hiding under the covers just isn't your thing. Besides, those creepy critters are your best friends. ___________ Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com

College of Creative Loafing

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:57:56 -0600

The College of Creative Loafing is designed to address the unmet needs of mirth-minded merry-makers, in particular those with a penchant for piffle, pranks, and patently puckish pastimes. So, toss your troubles away in a pity pot, let your Inner Imp loose, and come out and play for Pete's sake! (Remember, you only live once unless you're a cat with nine lives...besides, didn't your mother ever tell you that human nature's basically lazy.) __________ Photo Insert Credit: "Aquarius - Skinnylaminx's photostream" on Flickr.com

Ho Ho Ho Halloween

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:09:40 -0600

Some might like to celebrate Halloween with spooky or scary stuff, while others prefer to honor their long-lost relatives by paying homage to them on the Day of Dead Souls. On the other hand, if things that go bump in the night bother you, or relatives of any kind bug you, then why not focus on fun and frivolity if not Halloween hilarity. And, may the Groundhog of Giggles be with you ever more! ____________ Image Credit: groundhog - Suzee Que at flickr.com

Humor Headquarters

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:46:17 -0600

This just might be the best place to find things that will tickle your funnybone in the Squidoo Community! These lenses are guaranteed to make you chuckle or chortle, cackle or crow, giggle or goof off, or maybe even snicker, snort or simply smile (especially if you're the shy, retiring sort). May you enjoy much mirth and merriment! ____________ NOTE: The cockamammie character shown to the left bears a striking resemblance to a Majestic Maven of Mayhem, Marmalade & Mare's Nests (a.k.a. H.R.H. Quipping Queen). Image Credit: la salebete@flickr.com

Missing Word Museum

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:26:37 -0600

The Missing Word Museum is dedicated to the wonderful world of words; not any kind of words mind you, just those that are misplaced, mislaid, or more likely lost somewhere in the cerebellum where all thoughts are collected, sorted and stored for a rainy day, or else they're stuck in reverse gear on the tip of one's tongue driving one batty or bonkers. This museum is a ripsnorting repository for forgotten names of people, places or things that cannot be recalled either for love or money, familiar words that wander off into the wild blue yonder and leave one speechless, or odd words that exist for which one hasn't got a hot clue about because reading a dictionary from to cover to cover is not a priority, (even if it has big print and pretty pictures, is endorsed by Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Big Bopper, and is available for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling, provided one uses a credit card and places the order through a 1-800 hotline or an online store within the next five minutes). ___________ Image Credit: Welcome sign courtesy of hipsterchicdotcom

The Treasures of Time

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:17:12 -0600

In the words of American poet, William Wordsworth, "The world is too much with us". If you're like me, we often take life for granted and don't even bother to ask what really matters until chaos, calamity or crisis befalls us. In one sense, this lens is a light-hearted look at my most valued possession at various stages along the path to which my feet have been guided. Yet, in another sense, it is not my possessions (including that bodacious box of voluptuous Valencia oranges from an amusing admirer at the tender age of 16) that define me. It is rather a recognition that the greatest treasure we all share in common for as long as we're here, is the gift of life itself -- a never-ending flow of help, healing and happiness. __________ Image Credit: finsbry@flickr.com

Religulous

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:21:57 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to discerning debaters with faith-challenged funnybones, in particular the release of a new mockumentary by Bill Maher entitled, "Religulous". We'll leave you to be the judge of whether he has skewered enough sacred cows to satisfy your appetite for poking fun at piety, or at the very least, finding "fun" in fundamentalism. And, speaking of taking digs at dogmas, do take note that Bill is not alone in his exploration of ecclesiastical entertainment. He's in good company with the likes of Voltaire, Nietzsche, H.L. Mencken, Ambrose Bierce, George Carlin and Monty Python to name a few.

Wingnuts

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:54:32 -0600

May I offer you a very warm-hearted welcome to the wonderfully wacky world of Wingnuts! What do you meant you haven't the faintest clue what I'm talking about? Where were you born for pity's sake, on Pluto perchance?? Wingnuts can best be described as witless wonks, weird wunderkins, or wacko know-it-alls who blessed with flapping gums also manage to spend a good deal of time with their heads in the clouds or else stuck firmly beneath the sand like their flightless bird-brained bretheren, those endearing if not entertaining ostriches who can't remember where they laid their eggs.

Posh Potato

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:58:21 -0600

Welcome to the "Posh Potato", a tribute to tame if not timid tubers, (also affectionately known as "chips" and "fries" or "spuds" and "taters"). Humanity owes a great deal to the edible "earth apple" if not sometimes highly entertaining "Potato Head" family. So, it's not surprising that in honor of this versatile vegetable and tasty tuber, the United Nations declared 2008 "International Year of the Potato"! It may not be 2008, but who cares...what do you mean you can't celebrate late? Listen up, put on your best bib and tucker, maybe your dancing shoes, or get into your favorite couch potato position. Why? Because we're going to have a "posh potato party" that's what! __________ Photo Insert Credit: Peter Firus

Mad Money

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:53:17 -0600

"Mad Money" ...you know that wad of wampum you keep in a sock, under a mattress, or inside a purse for emergencies. Multitasking mazuma-inspired mavens know all about "mad money". They may be scrimping and saving those nickels and dimes, clipping coupons, and even making ends meet on nothing but thin air...but rest assured, they're also dreaming up ways to cook someone else's goose, cash in on some cabbage, or make enough bread to take a hike one of these fine days. (Be careful you're not that poor sot with the red face left holding the empty bag!) Forget the sub-prime mortgage mess, the plummeting value of the U.S. dollar, or the stock market heading south. Take a look at a trio of comically-inspired crones who solve their financial woes by robbing the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank. And, if money doesn't grow on trees, then who says happiness isn't a heist pulled off by some very crooked crones?

Curious Covers

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:40:38 -0600

Welcome to Curious Covers! As the old saying goes, "never judge a book by its cover". But why not? After all, some of them are a tad quaint perhaps even a bit quirky. While on the other hand, some are just downright questionable! This light-hearted lens is dedicated not to what is going on between the sheets, but rather what appears on the wrapping paper. Images and words are, of course, designed to tweak your imagination by inviting you to dive or simply delve into the book's contents as the case may be. On the other hand, some may languish on the shelves for many years gathering an inch of dust without so much as a "tsk tsk" or even a "tut tut" if you please.

Marathon of Mirth

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:40:54 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to organizing and participating in a special event called the "Feast of Fools", (usually, but not always, held on April 1st each year), or uncovering for the cure and running for a good cause in the annual "Underwear Affair". It will definitely appeal to all sorts of puckish people who are really keen to let their hair down, roll in the aisles, or just plain laugh themselves silly!

Horrible Hats

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:27:25 -0600

In a day and age when butt cracks and bald heads are seen more frequently than hats, maybe it's time to know your chapeau. So, for those with a keen interest in the history of haberdashery, not to mention passing the hat, holding on to one's hat, doing hat tricks, taking one's hat off to congratulate another, talking through one's hat, throwing one's hat into the ring, figuring out how many hats one is wearing, or keeping something under one's hat...be it horrible or not, this is definitely the right spot for you. Quit complaining, just toss that terrible top hat and stay awhile. If not, drop by the Bad Hair Boutique and see what they can do for you! _____________ Image Credit: www.virtue.to - 15th century butterfly hat

Funny Fairies

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:43:17 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to "loveworms" (the security word supplied in order to create this lens)! Actually, this ripsnorting repository is reserved for funny fairies (the kind you seldom see or hear about because most of the time they have to compete with a whole bunch of dreadful dragons, depressing damsels in distress, or hunky heroes with way too much time on their hands). So, put on your finest fairy shoes, your funky fairy hat, and your feisty fairy frock and let's go! _____________ Image Credit: Gorjuss Fairies - www.gorjuss.co.uk/2008/05.png

Witty Wenches

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:24:44 -0600

In the World of Witty Wenches, there are more than a few funny, flamboyant and feisty felines to be found! This light-hearted lens is devoted to a wonderful group of women who give the gift of levity and laughter to a weary world full of wet-blankets and worrywarts. These bodacious babes can't be bothered with making "to do" lists, couldn't give a sweet tweet about which is the best laundry detergent to use or which wine to serve with fresh pasta (just pour the whole bottle of whatever)! So, whatever you do, Beware of candy-strippers! These mirthful, mouth-watering mavens not only have a thing for sugar-daddies but their sugar-coated words never fail them in a pinch!

Oh My Gourd!

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:32:03 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to Halloween humor, in particular giggles and guffaws associated with a great gourd -- better known as the pumpkin. The world may be full of scary things these days, but any pumpkin picture that can put a smile on the face of trick-or-treaters, not to mention ghosts, ghouls, and goblins, is certainly worth promoting! ____________ Image Credit: Halloween Pumpkin - May 8, 2010 - macmcrae.com

Halloween Hometowns

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:47:56 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to Halloween hometowns that are likely to offer a ghastly, ghoulish experience, judging by their names. So, if you're bored and wondering what to do for that goblin getaway weekend -- why not take a peek at these spooktacular spots to try out your majestic monster-mashing outfit, or your blood-curdling bar room yodelling on unsuspecting patrons. ____________ http://media.giantbomb.com - image# 389547

Giggling Gargoyles

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:15:18 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to something near and dear to my heart -- giggling gargoyles. They are a constant reminder to me of two sides of life -- the grotesque and the gleeful. The neat thing is that both sides are reflected in these sometimes scary and silly sculptures. So, feel free to take a wee peek -- I'm promise you they won't bite, unless of course you don't appreciate a little irony or irreverence about life. _________________ Image Credit: Victorian gargoyle - victoria.fortunecity.com/gargoyle3

Hooray For Harold's Planet!

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:55:34 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to one of my favorite far-out folks and far-flung places -- the one and only -- Harold's Planet! For those with an intriguing imagination, an appreciation of wit and wonk, and a willingness to be tickled pink by a very colorful cartoon character -- you've landed on the right lens! So, hang on to your hats, while we visit a pleasantly preposterous place -- Harold's Planet (created by the talented team of Liza Swerling and Ralph Lazar)! _______________ Image Credit: Harold's Planet cartoon by Liza Swerling & Ralph Lazar - maddicott.com/range-image.jpg

Something Special At Sips Artisan Bistro

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:51:00 -0600

Sips Artisan Bistro is a fantastic place for fanciful finger-foodies, fine fermented fruit lovers, and talented tannin-tasters to meet over a merlot! Besides, what's not like about that marvellous micro-brewed malt and morsels of mellifluous music, all in the heart of James Bay -- Victoria, British Columbia!

Booklouse Book Nook

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:51:39 -0600

This lens is devoted to bodacious book reviews by an award-winning children's author, Jeremy Moray. If truth be told, although he remains out of sight, he is certainly not out of his mind! In fact, his wonderful if not witty way with words is a rather nice complement to his natural charm and sense of humor (rather like that of his contrarian if not comical countryman, John Cleese). Word has it that he enjoys ruminating, reading, and remaining reclusive between the sheets (aka pithy pages of prose). Avid readers seek out his opinions, often in the corners of a second-hand bookstore, while others look for book suggestions in his off-the-beaten track book column, The Booklouse. ____________ Image Credit: clipartof.com-10801

Great Pumpkin

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:12:53 -0600

In a world of scary things that go bump in the night, this light-hearted lens is devoted to an interesting icon named the Great Pumpkin (who makes Halloween a happy sort of holiday for kids and grown-ups alike). As many folks know, the "Great Pumpkin" is a Halloween household name made famous by Charles Schulz, creator of the famous comic strip, "Peanuts". Everyone can relate to "Peanuts" and identify with the characters, not to mention the life lessons attached to their stories. 2010 was the "60th anniversary of Peanuts" since the creation of all those crazy characters: Charlie Brown, Lucy van Pelt, Linus, Joe Cool, Franklin, Marcie, Peppermint Patty, Pigpen, Snoopy, the Red Baron, Sally, Schroeder and Woodstock.

Tricks or Treats

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:22:11 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to how to amuse, amaze, and entertain friends, family, and even foes on holiday occasions. Let's face it, the world needs to lighten up, so why not tickle people pink with your very own puppet theatre. After all, didn't Shakespeare say that all the world's a stage and everyone has at the very least, a small walk on part? Maybe it's time to flex your funnybone however, and here's a great way to keep your fidgety fingers busy, pull a few strings, and move your mirth muscles with the help of some hilarious hand-puppets and unusual marionettes. ____________ Image Credit: Halloween trick or treat - Ron Leishman - toonclips.com/2020

Wittiest Wench Ever

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:22:17 -0600

Victoria Elizabeth, HRH Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, besides being the only Monarch of Mirth in the whole wide world and the wittiest wench ever, also rules the roost with a pair of shocking pink velvet gloves and a golden rubber spatula in the Queedom of Quirky, (which is home to far too many quippers, quaffers and quidnuncs). If truth be told, no one else stepped forward to claim this terrific title. So when push came to shove, she crowned herself Queen, found a throne with a plush cushion to sit upon, hired a gourmet chef to build the biggest chocolate-flavored castle ever, and engaged the services of a 'civil' engineer to build a moat (filled with large, bad-tempered, surly, smelly slug-like creatures) not to mention a fancy hydraulic draw-bridge (to keep trolls, trojan horses and testy tiddlywink players out naturally). Last but not least, she enjoys hosting the annual Feast of Fools just to amuse herself!

Leadership the Easy Way

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:30:00 -0600

In this dog-eat-dog world, being "Head of the Pack" or "Top Dog" is a whole lot better than being "in the doghouse", wouldn't you agree? So, whether you're a carefree canine, a hungry hound, or a pesky pooch, you've come to the right spot. After all, why wouldn't a lens on leadership be called, "Lens Rank Number 1"! Our Motto: If you're gonna pee on someone's parade, practice first on a friendly fire hydrant.

Cloud 9 Calling

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:23:03 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to the dazzling delights of cumulonimbus (cloud) computing. Perhaps the nerds should have named this newfangled technology not-your-average nebulosity. Anyway, for those who appreciate thunderheads, mare's tails, and mackerel sky -- you've landed on the wrong planet. But if you're looking for flights of fancy into the wild blue yonder -- hang on! (PS - I knew I was on the right track when the security word for this lens was "geeklaugh"!) _________________ Image Credit: Harold's Planet - illustration by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar, posted in harolds-planet.blogspot.com

Cheeky Chicks

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:37:45 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to cheeky chicks who belong to the boisterous bedeviling bird family. Behind every feathered friend likes a sly, strong, and straight-shooting sylph, whose outspoken if not outrageous personality makes her larger than life. Frankly, what would the world be without these warbling whippoorwills wicked wit and wisdom? They're one part merry mockingbird and two parts tantaalizing titmouse, but that's what makes them so memorable! ______________ Image Credit: cheeky chick illustration - pets69.com/2011/05/762d7_Funny_Bird_5727357364_e25066c744.jpg

Santa Baby

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:17:33 -0600

Tis the season to be jolly, and what would the holiday be without this classic carol to warm the cockles of your heart. So, forget about roasting chestnuts on an open fire while Jack Frost's nipping at your door, waiting for visions of sugar plums to dance around in your head while maxing out your credit card, or ringing those wretched jingle bells while dashing through the snow in your gumboots when you can have the real thing in your very own living room! So, crank up that big boom box, limber up those lips, and join in a sinful sing-along 'cause Santa Claus is coming to town! Besides, he knows who's been naughty and and who's been nice...so be good for goodness sake! __________ Inserted Image: Courtesy of Yasenzz on flickr.com

Wacky Weekdays

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:24:34 -0600

This light-hearted lens is dedicated to all the dweebs, dingbats, and down-trodden dwellers of cube farms not to mention all those catatonic customer service reps camping out in the trenches of those crazy call centres. Yes, if it were not for wacky weekdays, particularly "Casual Fridays", how would homo sapiens appreciate the true meaning of life in the rat race or the shark tank. So, pull up a chair, plug in, and play around in our silly sandbox to your heart's content! _____________ Image Credit: Casual Day - Dilbert cartoon strip by Scott Adams - reddit.com/65452-311.jpg

Get Thee To A Punnery

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:43:04 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to a pleasant pastime of mine in the Queendom of Quirky -- spending time in company of those who want to drink pina coladas while enjoying a pun in the sun. So wicked word-lovers, wily wordpeckers, and wacky wordsmiths, listen up. Here's your chance to let your inner imp out to play on words and prove once again that "the pun is mightier than the sword" especially when you're dealing with a tea-rex monster! _________________ Image Credit: Front cover of Richard Lederer's book, "Get Thee To A Punnery" - strandbooks.com/0941711080_1_zoom.jpg

Glorious Glossary of Glitch

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:10:08 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to little-known phenomena called a "glitch", (also known as snafu from out of the blue, a concealed speed bump on the road of life, or a rather unexpected gift from the Fuck-Up Fairy). Years of painstaking, ponderous and piffling research by Theolonius McTavish have resulted in a curious compendium of guff and stuff. Actually, it's a glossary of gaffes and gobbledygook that may be of interest to those who are bored waiting for Godot bored, watching grass grow, or wondering if talking to plants tickles their fancy. Image Credit: www.graphicvistas.com

Scary Godmother

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:10:07 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of devilish divas, goddesses of gripes n' giggles, and of course the queen of them all -- the simply sensational Scary Godmother! So, if you're looking for a hilarious, haphazard halloween, then you've probably come to the right place. If not, pull up a blanket while you wait for the Great Pumpkin to arrive, and take a wee peek at a very precocious personality! _____________ Image Credit: Scary Godmother illustration - halloweenforum.com/cast_scarygm.jpg

The Wonder of Whiffling

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:34:49 -0600

This light-hearted lens will introduce you to the next book I'm adding to my powder room pocketbook shelf (or little loo library if you prefer)! It's called "The Wonder of Whiffling: (and Other Extraordinary Words in the English Language)" by U.K. author, Adam Jacot de Boinod. All of which reminds me to get a wiggle on and wend my way over to the bookstore to pick up this little gem!

Mirth & Mistletoe

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:55:32 -0600

What's a holiday happening or a gathering of wild wassailers without mugs of merriment, marvellous mirth, and misbehaving munchkins everywhere? Besides, who knows what kind of magic you'll find under the mistletoe? What do you mean you've haven't a hot clue what "mistletoe" is? What planet did you say you hail from? ___________ Inserted Image: Courtesy of RetroJason on flickr.com

Coal Dust Kisses

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:31:23 -0600

If you're anything like me, a curious Canuck, you're probably eagerly awaiting to read Will Ferguson's new book entitled, "Coal Dust Kisses". So you ask, just who the heck is Will Ferguson? And, why should I give two hoots about "Coal Dust Kisses", when I can have the real thing called "Candy Kisses"? Well, to answer the first question, Will is one of Canada's best-loved satirists not to mention best-selling authors. As for the second question, well Canadians probably know more about coal than they do about candy. And lastly, those crazy Canucks know what to do in a canoe -- canoodle of course! Image Credit: Front cover from "Coal Dust Kisses" by Will Ferguson

Brew Haha

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:35:11 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to the humor behind hops -- better known as "Brew Haha"! No, this lovely little libation lens is not a tipsy tribute to the fine art of belching, burping, and butt blasting after a few bottles of bubbly. Rather, it is an odd assortment of amusing things about beer or associated with happy hop folks. _______________ Image Credit: 123rf.com/3340185

Silly Stocking Stuffers

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:06:56 -0600

What makes the "Happy Holidays" hilarious? Well a rather fine tradition known as hanging stockings by the chimney with care, in the hopes that Saint Nicholas would soon be there. Given the fact that some folks don't have chimneys or fireplaces and don't own a pair of large winter socks -- this might mean a few amusing alterations in the tradition. How about hanging a pair of panty hose from the light fixture, going to the consignment store and picking up a pair of winter socks, or if you have the knack for knitting -- why not whip up a pair! Then, when you found you've got a great-looking sock -- you're going to need some interesting things to stuff your sock. And that is where this light-hearted lens will fill the bill! _______________ Image Credit: The stocking stuffer illustration - free-press-release.com/1259581847