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Mastering The Office Prank

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:19:45 -0600

You spend eight hours a day with these people!� Eight hours a day!� Eight hours with people you don't even get to pick.� Eight hours with the guy who has something to say about EVERYTHING.� Eight hours with the sci-fi dork who liv...

All Things Simpsons

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:50:44 -0600

The Simpsons are a national icon of animated humor (in my opinion) and allow us to poke fun at ourselves through their satire, social commentary, and just plain silly humor. All your favorites are here; Homer, Bart, Lisa, and all the rest!

Includes...

FUNNY PLACE NAMES

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:54:04 -0600

What possessed anyone to come up with these daffy, delectable, or downright distinctive town names like Black Tickle (Newfoundland & Labrador), Humptulips (Washington), and Satan's Kingdom (Vermont)?

Frankly, who would want to live in town or visit...

Jokes My Daughter Finds Funny

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:52:57 -0600

My daughter is a twelve year old seventh grader (yes, I know that doesn't make her a teenager, but she's mature, OK?).

She is opinionated, pretty, sassy, untidy, precocious and always right (at least SHE thinks she's always right...).

Here are some jok...

What's on your bucket list?

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:09:10 -0600

This light-hearted lens asks that big bold question, "What's on your 'bucket list'"?

Well, you've certainly come to the right spot, (especially if you haven't got a clue about "the bucket list", or seen the movie by the same name). All of which mean...

The Weirdest Baby Names Ever

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:25:52 -0600

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In the quest to be more individualistic, parents are increasingly giving their children unusual names.� Celebrity baby names are often the weirdest.� If you'd like your new baby to have an exotic and unique name, this lens is YOUR gui...

Really Funny Stuff - Videos, Pictures, Jokes etc.

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:02:43 -0600

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We all love funny stuff, and this is the place to find it!

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Funniest site so far: Funny Stuff Central

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STRANGE STREET NAMES

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:57:25 -0600

Ever�wondered who�lives on�Fanny Hands Lane, Finger Place, Jingle Pot Road�or�Never Blue Avenue?

This little lens is full of surprises for�those who�adore naughty or nutty�nomenclature, especially�odd odoyn...

Hoops and Yoyo

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:53:13 -0600

Who are Hoops & YoYo? Hoops is a little pink kitty and YoYo is a green bunny. They are animated characters featured on Hallmark Cards. Together these interactive characters provide hours of fun for all ages!

Other friends occasionally appear with ho...

FUNNY NAMES FOLIO

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:34:14 -0600

On behalf of the Organization of�Odd or�Peculiar Syntax (OOPS), welcome to the Funny Names Folio.

This lens is devoted to highlighting a plethora of pretty unsual personal names (real ones),�nonsensical nom de plumes (fake ones), potty...

VINTAGE VIXENS

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:24:23 -0600

This light-hearted lens pays tribute to titillating temptresses and playful personalities with oodles of pucker power!

You know the ones we mean -- those funny floosies, those sassy sirens, those hilarious hussies, or those wonderfully witty yet wel...

Plumber's Butt: The Crack Epidemic

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:22:42 -0600

Crimes of visual "over-share".

They can happen anywhere, in any climate and every part of the world. In our culture of over-share, people somehow have come to think showing a sliver of your own full moon to the world in everyday settings is...

Rhyme Time

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:19:22 -0600

Welcome to Rhyme Time a place not to wine and dine, but to flip out a rhyme - maybe you could add a sprig of thyme then you'd have a heck of a time to wine and dine with the thyme while you rhyme. Whew!

But I digress while looking for an egress....

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Your Vote Counts!

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:01:45 -0600

This page is an attempt to answer that age old question.

Please vote for your favorite answer or add another option if you think you can do better!

(Please keep it clean and family friendly).

Funny Websites and Other Ways to Waste Time

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:30:05 -0600

These are sites that have helped me through many a dull afternoon at work.� I hope you�enjoy them.� Feel free to add your own, just mind the categories.� Vote for your favorite pages!!!

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p.s. Let me know what you think.&...

If It Weren't For My Horse...

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:07:56 -0600

Starting out as a simple phrase uttered by some random woman, this phrase entered the ears of Lewis Black. It then nearly killed him by eating away at his brain. The only way to save himself, was for Black to offer up this sentence for the rest of us...

Gift Giving Jokes

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:20:56 -0600

Looking for a gift for someone can be a very stressful experience.� Here are some jokes to cheer you up.

LATIN FOR LAUGHS

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:48:23 -0600

When it comes to Latin, most Americans�think of "Toga Parties", while those�boring but better-educated�Anglo-Saxons living across the pond�get straight to the point: "Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me vi...

PURPLE PEOPLE EATER

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:46:00 -0600

This loopy lens is devoted to one of my favorite funky critters, the "one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater".

Frankly, if you haven't bumped into one lately, or even chimed in when one of those retro radio shows features this silly song a...

Gag, Joke, Prank Novelty Gifts

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:25:03 -0600

Everyone loves a good joke right? Right? How about those funny gag gifts that you find at the mall in that always crowded store. I just love that stuff.

I found this cool website called PrankPlace.com, which sells some really funny stuff, and wanted t...

Laugh Dance! Funny Video Links

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:13:50 -0600

I love a good laugh. Oh, it just feels so good.� And I love dancing.� Put them together and it's a heaven of high beat hysterics.� This lens is a compilation of video clips from moments that make me laugh and crack up until I feel like...

FUNNY MONEY

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:17:53 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of mirthful moola matters; after all, money makes the world go round.

Does money grow on trees? Does money really talk? Does money multiply under a mattress or become profitable if placed in a piggy-b...

LITTLE LOO LIBRARY

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:08:17 -0600

Welcome to the "Little Loo Library" (better known in North America as the "Bathroom Bookshelf").

Considering�the fact that�one will spend a good deal of time during�one's life ensconced in an ablution hut, bathroom,&...

YELLING IT LIKE IT IS!

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:32:16 -0600

Welcome to "Yelling It Like It Is!"...an ode to that great American icon, the inimitable and�irreverent Goddess of Gripe & Mother of Mockery, "Maxine"!

Let's face it, "Everybody seems�normal until you get to know the...

Barry Williams will do anything for $50

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:30:53 -0600

Ladies and Gentlemen, I�hereby set forth to�prove:� Barry Williams will do anything for $50.

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:34:56 -0600

This lens is all about squeezing the most out of life ... so lighten up before you become�a sourpuss!

Our�role as�lemon lovers of the world�is to pass�along�a bit of wit, whimsy�and wisdom while you try and figure o...

Bill Dance Fishing Bloopers

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:29:46 -0600

Need a Laugh? Spend enough time with a camera on a personality like professional angler Bill Dance, and you can imagine the funny things that will end up on film.

Kitsch!

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:45:51 -0600

Fab-u-lous or tacky-Tacky-TACKY?

What is kitsch?� Kitsch is either cutsey fun or hideous ugliness, depending on the viewer's opinion.� The word comes from the German, and sources debate whether it is derived from words meaning "trash&q...

Get Dressed Archie McPhee-Style!

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:01:50 -0600

So, you look in the closet and it's just sooooo not happening, right?

Fear not, Archie McPhee's fashion style can get you going again.� Here are some of the things and even a few thangs that can retro your grade, help you find a gift for a frien...

Mr. Lee CatCam - How to make Your Cat a Photographer

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:42:58 -0600

Ever wanted to see the world through the eyes of your cat?� Well, thanks to the to Mr. Lee cat camera project, you can.�Mr. Lee is a cat in Germany, whose owner has attached a camera to his collar so that we can all be part of his daily adv...

NAUGHTY-SOUNDING WORDS FOR ODD OCCASIONS

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:46:36 -0600

The English language is full of colorful words that may sound a bit suggestive, but in actual fact are really quite harmless.

This lighthearted lens is committed to preserving these promiscuous-sounding pieces of prose and using them on the odd occa...

DROLL DICTIONARIES

Tue, 27 May 2008 10:06:40 -0600

To�most folks, dictionaries are�barely browsed�books used�to�cover�wearisome walls or as a�dandy device to�prop open a�dang-nabbed�door.

To�wordpeckers and wordsmiths, dictionaries are time-tested...

GIGGLING GRAPES

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:54:34 -0600

Welcome to the world of laughter,�lollygaggers�and lots of light-hearted libations.

Witty wine wonks and temperature-conscious�tannin tasters�will find this site appealing, (we hope).

Our Guru of Giggling Grapes takes pride in offe...

Toothpaste for Dinner

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:55:31 -0600

Enjoy Dilbert?� Enjoy Gaping Void?� You'll LOVE Toothpaste for Dinner.� No, it's not a new weight-loss gimick, it's Drew from Ohio's creations.� No doubt a lack of coffee.� We should help him with that.

HILARIOUS HOPS

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:25:59 -0600

At HILARIOUS HOPS,�where�malt and mirth flow freely, we're�sure there are more than a few brilliant beer brands�that will�make you smile, snicker or snort out loud.

So, without further ado,�the Guru of Brew�will intr...

Security Word Thesaurus

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:53:13 -0600

Security word: a feature at Squidoo that verifies lenses are being created by human beings and not a smelly computer robot that has nothing else better to do than sit around drinking coffee and collecting unemployment.

Note: this lens is simply for f...

DAFFY DISEASES

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:41:57 -0600

"The Dictionary of Daffy Diseases"�is�a�lighthearted lens devoted to all manner of�intriguing indispositions, mirthful maladies,�and�side-splitting sicknesses for which there may be no known cure.

And if truth...

Cheesy Pickup Lines

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:32:47 -0600

Cheesy pickup lines are perfect ice breakers for those awkward moments. Humor is is often a good way to get the ball rolling into a conversation. Girls may say they hate pickup lines, but it's a sure sign that you're truly interested in h...

HEFFALUMP HEADQUARTERS

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:54:22 -0600

Here at Heffalump Headquarters, we pride ourselves in bringing you all you need to know about the world's most�breathtakingly Perfectly Normal Beast (who has rarely if ever�been seen�by man let alone been captured by one).

The�purp...

Yo Momma - The Ultimate Diss

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 23:46:22 -0600

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This site is dedicated to your mom...not that any of these jokes apply to her...well, not all of them that is....

FUNNY FESTIVITIES

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:44:39 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to�funny festivities, hilarious holidays and nutty national days organized all�over the globe.

The aim of such activities is to make people tickled pink, or at the very least, put a smile on the faces of...

BIZARRE BOOKS

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:48:27 -0600

On behalf of the Bizarre Book of the Month Club, I would like to welcome you to a curious collection of odds and sods.

These unusual tomes can frequently be found in book bins marked "discounts", "discards", or "dead-giveaways".

So, pull up a chair, pu...

Funny George W. Bush Videos on Youtube :)

Sat, 10 May 2008 01:01:16 -0600

Sometimes you just gotta laugh. Here in all his glory (with some actors portraying him) is the President of the United States, George W. Bush...

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Click here to visit my other lens that's all about Bush's last day in office!�

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Uncyclopedia - a very funny parody of Wikipedia!

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 20:35:48 -0600

Wikipedia claims that Uncyclopedia is a satirical parody of Wikipedia, though Uncyclopedia claims the reverse.

Humorous Poetry

Thu, 29 May 2008 00:37:23 -0600

Humorous Poems to make you laugh. Are you laughing?
How could you be, you haven't read anything yet!
Don't check your�sense of humor�at the door.
YEP, there could be STUPID Humor.

There could be SARCASTIC Humor.

There could be "SIMPLE&quot...

Jon Lovitz -vs- Andy Dick

Wed, 21 May 2008 16:27:37 -0600

Recently, at The�Laugh Factory,�comedian Jon Lovitz roughed up fellow comedian Andy Dick....and the world cheered.�It all goes back to when the two were on Newsradio, after the recent death of Phil Hartman, according to the New York Po...

YEAR OF THE PIG - 2007

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:46:31 -0600

Welcome to my�world of wit and wonk devoted to a very special 12 month celebration -- 2007 The Year of the Boar, Hog, and Pig!�

No doubt about it, higgledy-piggledy and hogwash�are definitely�'de rigueur' this year.� Time to c...

CHURCH OF CHORTLE

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:10:50 -0600

The Church of Chortle is dedicated to the worship of wicked wit, waggish wonk and whiffling whimsy.

Anyone amused at the thought of�sharing a pew�with a Goddess of Giggles and�a�Grin-And-Bear-It Guru is most welcome to join in the...

Web Flotsam: The Best Funny Videos, Web Humor and Weird Stuff!

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:32:44 -0600

�"The internet is a funny place. Some people spill their guts; other people just want to show you their fish." ~ Moi, back in 1993, in the heyday of Fishcams

Memes, viral videos, web humor, email jokes: when are they spam, and when are...

Pearls Before Swine

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:30:12 -0600

A Comic by Stephan Pastis.

Answer Me Jesus

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:41:33 -0600

I was at Spencer Gifts and I saw the Answer Me Jesus (tm) for $5.� Where else can you get answers to life's most challenging questions for only $5!� So I took it home.

The first question I asked was, "Jesus, will I ever find a man who d...

How To Write Your Own Original Funny Jokes

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:53:49 -0600

Take a break here and have a laugh.� A FREE joke ebook, new funny jokes, stand up comedy, joke books, a daily lightbulb blog, and more really funny jokes.�

Thousands of people every day are trawing the Net searching for really funny jokes.&...

MY FUNNY VALENTINE

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:03:58 -0600

Glad you decided to drop by and enjoy a gushing giggle or two, (especially if you didn't get a box of chocolates, a bouquet of roses, or even an unsigned vacuous Valentine's card this year).

Frankly, when Cupid failed to deliver Prince Charming let...

THE GREAT BIG GIGGLE GUIDE

Thu, 22 May 2008 10:42:32 -0600

Tired of�draining swamps, duelling dragons, and dodging the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?��

Take a break; join the Wonderful World of Wit & Wonk!�After all, laughter's the�best medicine for what ails you and, th...

WHIMSICAL WATCHES

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:32:53 -0600

"I'm Late, I'm Late for a very important date..." (from the lyrics to "Alice in Wonderland"). Just think, all that�fuss could�have been avoided if that�rambunctious rabbit had�worn a whimsical watch for pity's...

POSH POTATO

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:43:07 -0600

Welcome to the "Posh Potato", a tribute to tame if not timid tubers, (also affectionately known as "chips" and "fries" or "spuds" and "taters").

Humanity owes a great deal to the edible "earth apple" if not sometimes highly entertaining "Potato Head...

Will it Blend?

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:36:41 -0600

I was goofing around on YouTube and found some video clips for the Blendtec blender.� Below you can see them for yourself.� Watch the crazy blender man turn marbles into glass dust, golf balls into confetti, and a Coke can into a smoothie.

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FOR COD'S SAKE!

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:02:34 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to fishy food and forgotten words. Frankly, if you hate fried fish, dislike chips with malt vinegar on top, and can't abide an acronym with more than one meaning, then you've probably come to the wrong spot.

On the...

Final Fantasy X: Funny Fansub Gallery

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:42:32 -0600

In 2001, the video game Final Fantasy X put Playstation 2 on the map with great graphics, well-developed backstory and characters, elaborate plot, a complex world and mythology, and a good script. Sometimes the voice acting in the dubbed version is p...

Borat Conquers America

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:46:56 -0600

�Jagshemash!

Is difficult to as described Borat for should you view videos example presenting here. Thank You!

*Breaking News* Borat Lens Nominated for Lens of Year

Since Borat was snubbed by jealous Hollywood conspiracy and gets not academy awarde...

THE SCORPIO SISTERHOOD!

Thu, 22 May 2008 11:01:12 -0600

Moxie minks and fantastic foxes, (born between October 23 and November 21), who weren't admitted to "The Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood", "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or the "Sisterhood of the Travelling Tea...

BS and BALDERDASH

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:42:43 -0600

Today our world is awash in all manner of dazzling detritus masquerading as breathtaking balderdash and bafflegab.

This lens is meant to assist those who wish to navigate the increasingly globalized glut of empty words signifying nothing but niggling...

Lewis Black

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:34:48 -0600

Lewis Black is�a reasonable person who has simply been driven out of his mind by�things in the world that many others have come to accept as normal.�

Download a Free Joke Book

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:48:05 -0600

Looking For Some Kick-Ass, Side-Splitting, Pants-Wetting Jokes?

...Then You're in Luck Because You're About To Hit The Motherload...

Click Here For Your Free 40 Page Joke Book

HORRIBLE HATS

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:55:13 -0600

In a day and age when butt cracks and bald heads are seen more frequently than hats,�honoring the chic-less chapeau is certainly in order.

So, for those�with a keen interest in�the history of haberdashery, not to mention passing the hat...

HUMPTY DUMPTY

Mon, 19 May 2008 11:52:36 -0600

Humpty Dumpty is the central character (an entertaining enigmatic entity to be more precise) in a well-known English language nursery rhyme and riddle.

It's a rather fine story about a thin-skinned thingammybob who sits precariously on a whatchamaca...

Funny Gifts

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 13:21:09 -0600

Would you love to be the one that always gives funny gifts to people? I know from experience how hard it is to find that unique gift that will make the birthday person adore you (until next year, that is).

This is the best way to get invited at all th...

How to Host a White Elephant Gift Exchange Party

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:58:24 -0600

Have some fun, unload some junk.� My family has embraced a relatively new holiday tradition called a White Elephant Gift Exchange.� I am not sure what that says about me or my family but one thing is for sure.� WE HAVE FUN!

There is pro...

All things dachshund

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:55:53 -0600

A place where you can find all things dachshund...............Dachshunds are big dogs in small, long bodies.� People who are owned by dachshunds frequently find themselves surrounded by all things dachshund.� This lens is where you can find...

CURIOUS COVERS

Wed, 21 May 2008 11:19:23 -0600

Welcome to Curious Covers!

As the old saying goes, "never judge a book by its cover".�But why not?� After all, some of them are a tad quaint perhaps even quirky, while others are downright questionable!

This light-hearted lens is de...

Horoscope Highjinks: Astrology Humor

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:26:13 -0600

Come and laugh with us, or at us. We don't really care which, as long as everyone is having a good time!

This is a work in progress!
Please be sure to come back again and see what else shows up to�send you into glactic giddiness.

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YULETIDE YUK YUKS

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:49:05 -0600

Tis the season to be jolly, so�quit complaining,�crying boo hoo or yelling bah humbug (especially if it's blazing hot, the mosquitoes are biting, and you're up the creek without a paddle)!

Just smack your lips, waggle your tongue, and fill y...

Student Bloopers: A Connoisseur's Collection

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:34:03 -0600

I took a page from Anguished English and kept a file of howlers and mistakes whenever I was grading student essays or exams. Oh, the things students say!

I've created this lens as a showcase of malaprops, misunderstanding and muddy thinking.

Teacher...

WKRP in Cincinnati

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:48:45 -0600

Yes Virginia, there is a WKRP in Cincinnati...in our hearts at least.� I work in the meeting business and get to travel around the country. I have noticed Cincinnati's notoriety to be a bit interesting. If it's not chides about "The Bungles...

NewsRadio

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:04:23 -0600

Probably my all time favorite comedy TV show.� Definitely the best show to ever be canceled.� Rest in peace Phil.

Blue Collar TV Video Showcase

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:27:08 -0600

These rednecks are hilarious! My personal favorite is Larry but they are all funny!

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy always keep me laughing. Ron White is on a lot of the shows too, as a guest.

Wacky Products

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 15:13:12 -0600

Did you know that one fool's wacky is often another fool's cool?

My blog shares what I think are some of the wackier products available in the market today as inspiration to all the inventors out there who are told that their new idea is too wacky or...

Bathroom Reader's Digest

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:49:04 -0600

The perfect reading material for the bathroom!� When Mother Nature hits, you need to have something to keep you occupied.� Find something to read here.� Whether it's a quickie or you're brewing a big one...you'll find something to hold...

Bill Hicks

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:19:42 -0600

Political Humor

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:12:22 -0600

The moment the first human strode to the front of a group and proclaimed "I'm in charge, here," there was undoubtedly some other human in the back of the group snickering to his friends about their new leader's odd regional accent and hyper...

Stand Up Comedians

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:35:04 -0600

These are comedians that I think are worth your time to check out.� Feel free to add your favorite. Don't be afraid to vote!

You Might Be a Squidneck......

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:21:42 -0600

You might be a Squidneck... if you spend more time securing lenses than you spend publishing lenses.

You might be a Squidneck... if you wake up in the middle of the night to capture� a lens.

You might be a Squidneck... if you own a domain name wit...

The Best of Bush

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:24:54 -0600

�� I'm REALLY looking forward to 2008.� In the meantime, here's the "Best of Bush" as determined by a determined liberal in a very decidedly BLUE state.� Feel free to add your own.........................

Bed Jump - a Bed Jumping Blog

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:32:57 -0600

There is something completely intoxicating about today's hotel bed.

Plush, deep, thick…and oh so bouncy. Don't deny yourself the indulgent luxury of taking a running start and launching up over that mattress and box-spring that wil...