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Mastering The Office Prank

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:27:35 -0600

You spend eight hours a day with these people!� Eight hours a day!� Eight hours with people you don't even get to pick.� Eight hours with the guy who has something to say about EVERYTHING.� Eight hours with the sci-fi dork who liv...

2008 - YEAR OF THE RAT

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:56:14 -0600

For those who are not familiar with Chinese astrology, this is the "Year of the Rat", and it begins on February 7, 2008.

In western culture, (synonymous with the "rat�race"), it's surprising indeed that the appearance of this...

Testicle Festivals

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:11:56 -0600

Eating bull testicles (or sheep, pig, goat, or even turkey) is no new thing.��They have long been a delicacy and, now,�Testicle Festivals are growing in popularity each year in the United States and Canada.� A Testicle Festival wi...

FUNNY NAMES FOLIO

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:04:49 -0600

On behalf of the Organization of�Odd or�Peculiar Syntax (OOPS), welcome to the Funny Names Folio.

This lens is devoted to highlighting a plethora of pretty unsual personal names (real ones),�nonsensical nom de plumes (fake ones), potty...

What happened to RECESS?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:28:47 -0600

Do you remember the games you played during recess as a child? Think about all the physical activity that involved and what you learned from those recess games.

Did you know that more and more recess is being replaced by testing and homework? While...

QUIPPING QUEEN

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:10:59 -0600

H.R.H. QQ bids you a warm welcome to her quirky quarters!

OFFICIAL TITLES:

Monarch of Mirth, Her Royal Highness, Victoria Elizabeth, Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity, Patroness of Pith & Vinegar, and Giant Squid of Diddlysquat!

HER MOTTO: &q...

ODD JOBS CLUB

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:43:39 -0600

The Odd Jobs Club connects unconventional�people with unusual jobs�in under-the-radar�organizations.

If daring to do something different is what you you really need now, go ahead and explore�oodles of�opportunities in�th...

YELLING IT LIKE IT IS!

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:57:35 -0600

Welcome to "Yelling It Like It Is!"...an ode to that great American icon, the inimitable and�irreverent Goddess of Gripe & Mother of Mockery, "Maxine"!

Let's face it, "Everybody seems�normal until you get to know the...

THE LEPRECHAUN

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:50:31 -0600

The leprechaun is a�mischievous munchkin�or Irish imp (whom it is said will reveal the hiding place of treasure if caught).�

So, whatever you do,�put on a big smile whenever you see�a cobbler or shoemaker.

Who knows, he just...

If It Weren't For My Horse...

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:23:10 -0600

Starting out as a simple phrase uttered by some random woman, this phrase entered the ears of Lewis Black. It then nearly killed him by eating away at his brain. The only way to save himself, was for Black to offer up this sentence for the rest of us...

Really Funny Stuff - Videos, Pictures, Jokes etc.

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:53:53 -0600

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We all love funny stuff, and this is the place to find it!

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Funniest site so far: Funny Stuff Central

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CRAYON COLLEGE

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:49:46 -0600

Here at Crayon College, we aim to�provide all you creative critters�with everything you've always wanted to know about�that whole whack of�slippery�sticks�in�your�filthy little�fingers�but never dared...

SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:18:41 -0600

In a world full of crisis, chaos and calamity, it's nice to know that there are still some folks�around who�are inspired by the spirit of wit, wonk and wonder!

The�SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE�is devoted to all those who put their�fait...

Golf Simulator Bar and Grill in Georgia | Bottom of the Cup | Best Sports Bar in Atlanta

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:08:48 -0600

If you're a Georgia golfer, there is a new golf simulator bar in town - and you will want to be there!

Bottom of the Cup is a new golf simulator bar in Flowery Branch, Georgia (the Braselton area - close to Chateau Elan) with the impressive Full Swi...

TIDDLYWINKS

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:09:49 -0600

The�obscure,�oft-ridiculed "parlor game" of tiddlywinks may be just thing to meet the diverse needs of today's diffident dabblers, destiny-driven doodlers and�die-hard dare-devils.

An�affordable yet�amicable�spo...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Your Vote Counts!

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:18:13 -0600

This page is an attempt to answer that age old question.

Please vote for your favorite answer or add another option if you think you can do better!

(Please keep it clean and family friendly).

How Tischke Invented the Bagel

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:28:29 -0600

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Aunt Tischke Goldberg, the only Jewish Pilgrim at Plymouth Rock, invented the bagel. Here is her story, as told through my letters...

HILARIOUS HOPS

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:36:52 -0600

At HILARIOUS HOPS,�where�malt and mirth flow freely, we're�sure there are more than a few brilliant beer brands�that will�make you smile, snicker or snort out loud.

So, without further ado,�the Guru of Brew�will intr...

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:11:40 -0600

This lens is all about squeezing the most out of life ... so lighten up before you become�a sourpuss!

Our�role as�lemon lovers of the world�is to pass�along�a bit of wit, whimsy�and wisdom while you try and figure o...

HUMPTY DUMPTY

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:26:33 -0600

Humpty Dumpty is the central character (an entertaining enigmatic entity to be more precise) in a well-known English language nursery rhyme and riddle.

It's a rather fine story about a thin-skinned thingammybob who sits precariously on a whatchamaca...

Affirmations -- Think POSITIVE

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:07:43 -0600

Professional magicians [like this guy!] never fail to amaze. They mystify you with magic tricks that defy explanation -- and make seemingly impossible things happen before your very eyes. They're masters of illusion and sleight of hand.

Now, I'm abo...

HERE BE TROLLS!

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:34:09 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted enhancing the image of a crazy little critter, the troll, who's got a bad rap of late.

Since the advent of the computer and pesky people with no appreciation of these titillating totems and good luck charms, trolls...

YEAR OF THE PIG - 2007

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:37:37 -0600

Welcome to my�world of wit and wonk devoted to a very special 12 month celebration -- 2007 The Year of the Boar, Hog, and Pig!�

No doubt about it, higgledy-piggledy and hogwash�are definitely�'de rigueur' this year.� Time to c...

Barry Williams will do anything for $50

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:30:53 -0600

Ladies and Gentlemen, I�hereby set forth to�prove:� Barry Williams will do anything for $50.

HEFFALUMP HEADQUARTERS

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:41:24 -0600

Here at Heffalump Headquarters, we pride ourselves in bringing you all you need to know about the world's most�breathtakingly Perfectly Normal Beast (who has rarely if ever�been seen�by man let alone been captured by one).

The�purp...

THE SCORPIO SISTERHOOD!

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:45:39 -0600

Moxie minks and fantastic foxes, (born between October 23 and November 21), who weren't admitted to "The Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood", "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or the "Sisterhood of the Travelling Tea...

FIRED FUNNYBONES

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:23:06 -0600

Almost everyone has been axed, dismissed, kicked out, laid-off, pushed, sacked, stiffed, shoved out the door or been given the boot, the elbow, the old heave-ho, their marching orders or their walking papers, perhaps even been put out on their ear or...

All about Kites

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:21:29 -0600

There is no simple pleasure that is shared with family and friends, than the simple act of flying a kite. It brings one back to a time before the world went to electronics.

With the wind in your hair, your eyes to the heavens above, watching the mir...

A Critter So Versatile And With Amazing Stage Presence: The Goofiest Dramatic Prairie Dog Ever

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:59:02 -0600

That goofiest of dramatic prairie dogs has inspired us with his shocked and church lady type poses. Because of him many have created countless moments of the� funniest and goofiest videos to make us laugh all year long.

But seriously, did you kn...

SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:17:54 -0600

The SOCRATIC ORDER OF SANDBOXES (S.O.S.) is open to�those who take pride in thinking outside the box�or those who enjoy pondering the imponderable.

Dedicated to those who have�ever posed a�simple, strange, or silly�question&nb...

SOCK TALK

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:26:14 -0600

Welcome to "Sock Talk" home of all things silly, strange and downright stupefying about socks.

Don't let the "heels" get�you down!�Sock it to them�with a pair of the finest smiley-face socks money can buy!

Better ye...

Tweedledee and Tweedledum

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:53:42 -0600

Welcome to "All You Ever Wanted to Know about the Dashing Duo: Tweedledee & Tweedledum"!

Surely, you've heard of them...no, they're not the "Bobbsey Twins", the "Doublemint Gum Twins", or even an obscure name for the slugging "Minnesota Twins"...wor...

WHIMSICAL WATCHES

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:24:57 -0600

"I'm Late, I'm Late for a very important date..." (from the lyrics to "Alice in Wonderland"). Just think, all that�fuss could�have been avoided if that�rambunctious rabbit had�worn a whimsical watch for pity's...

CROSS-DRESSING COMICS

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:10:44 -0600

This lighthearted lens is devoted to some very irreverent if not icononic impersonators.

This collection of cross-dressing comics has certainly left an indelible impression on the world of wit and wonk.

When it comes to playing around with the bird...

Slow Motion Video Clips

Fri, 09 May 2008 15:36:28 -0600

Ever since I was young I've always loved to watch life in slow motion.� Everything looks so different when you can take the time to examine it in detail.� Sometimes majestic, often hilarious.� When you mess around and watch in reverse...

Florida Vacation - Best Florida Family Vacation Rentals and Homes

Sat, 10 May 2008 21:16:41 -0600

Florida Vacation - Find a Florida vacation rental home and have the Florida family vacation you've always dreamed about. Plus...

"See How Easily You Can Have A Family, Disney World Florida Vacation For A Fraction Of What Others Pay"

You Don'...

FUNNY MONEY

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:35:41 -0600

This light-hearted lens is devoted to all manner of mirthful moola matters; after all, money makes the world go round.

Does money grow on trees? Does money really talk? Does money multiply under a mattress or become profitable if placed in a piggy-b...

Circus and Festival Sports

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:51:47 -0600

Welcome to the world of outdoor entertainment.

Including:

Poi, Staff and Juggling

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My personal preference is Poi, but I can also do staff spinning and juggling�

DAFFY DISEASES

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:35:57 -0600

"The Dictionary of Daffy Diseases"�is�a�lighthearted lens devoted to all manner of�intriguing indispositions, mirthful maladies,�and�side-splitting sicknesses for which there may be no known cure.

And if truth...

Make Me Laugh!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:41:51 -0600

Feeling run down? Try laughing more. Some researchers think laughter just might be the best medicine, helping you feel better and putting that spring back in your step.

We change physiologically when we laugh. We stretch muscles throughout our face a...

Download a Free Joke Book

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:48:05 -0600

Looking For Some Kick-Ass, Side-Splitting, Pants-Wetting Jokes?

...Then You're in Luck Because You're About To Hit The Motherload...

Click Here For Your Free 40 Page Joke Book

Worlds Greatest NBA Betting System

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:16:32 -0600

Have you heard about the Worlds Greatest NBA Betting System???

Is the Worlds Greatest NBA Betting System A Scam?

If you want to know if you can win a ton of money using the Worlds Greatest NBA Betting System then make sure to read below!

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Wacky Products

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 15:13:12 -0600

Did you know that one fool's wacky is often another fool's cool?

My blog shares what I think are some of the wackier products available in the market today as inspiration to all the inventors out there who are told that their new idea is too wacky or...

LET'S HEAR IT FOR LEAP YEAR!

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:28:05 -0600

This light-hearted lens is all about Leap Year, a time when you can to some very odd, wacky, or once-in-a-blue moon things! After all, this auspcious occasion comes but once every four years. So, correct your calendars, wind up your watches, and brea...

LITTLE LOO LIBRARY

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:07:55 -0600

Welcome to the "Little Loo Library" (better known in North America as the "Bathroom Bookshelf").

Considering�the fact that�one will spend a good deal of time during�one's life ensconced in an ablution hut, bathroom,&...

How to Host a White Elephant Gift Exchange Party

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:58:24 -0600

Have some fun, unload some junk.� My family has embraced a relatively new holiday tradition called a White Elephant Gift Exchange.� I am not sure what that says about me or my family but one thing is for sure.� WE HAVE FUN!

There is pro...

You Might Be a Squidneck......

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:21:42 -0600

You might be a Squidneck... if you spend more time securing lenses than you spend publishing lenses.

You might be a Squidneck... if you wake up in the middle of the night to capture� a lens.

You might be a Squidneck... if you own a domain name wit...

HORRIBLE HATS

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:16:53 -0600

In a day and age when butt cracks and bald heads are seen more frequently than hats,�honoring the chic-less chapeau is certainly in order.

So, for those�with a keen interest in�the history of haberdashery, not to mention passing the hat...

Lewis Black

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:34:48 -0600

Lewis Black is�a reasonable person who has simply been driven out of his mind by�things in the world that many others have come to accept as normal.�

Tennis Ball Guide - How to Use it and Misuse it

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:14:17 -0600

Whether You like Tennis or Not,

Whether You Have Balls or Not,

�Welcome to My Ultimate Fool-proof Most Absurd Fetish Tennis Ball Guide!

A Playful Spirit

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:58:48 -0600

Americans work more than any other society in the world! So I've dedicated this lens to playing. That's right, playing. Why is having a playful spirit important?

Without that sense of playfulness, laughter, and spontaneity life has a tendency to get r...

YULETIDE YUK YUKS

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:49:23 -0600

Tis the season to be jolly, so�quit complaining,�crying boo hoo or yelling bah humbug (especially if it's blazing hot, the mosquitoes are biting, and you're up the creek without a paddle)!

Just smack your lips, waggle your tongue, and fill y...

Tom's Jokes Collection

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:59:13 -0600

Hello world.

This is my lens, containig all the goodies from my enormous collection of funny things from the internet. Pictures, cartoons, movies, games and more.

I am colleting only high quality content� since 1999 and the list has grown really...

IPL Mumbai

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:10:16 -0600

Welcome To The IPL Mumbai Page on Squidoo. We will updating this page frequently with all IPL Mumbai cricket team related news, views, team matches, results and scores. Please come back and leave your valuable comments at the bottom of page.

Updates...

Song Poems - American Pop Culture Oddities

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:25:12 -0600

This�is the definition of "song-poem" from the American Song-Poem Music Archives website: "Song-poem music is a scam in which innocent people are deceived into paying to have a poem or song lyric they've written set to a tune and...

Become a Founding Agloco Member - Get Paid to Surf Free

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:26:39 -0600

Check out all the Useful information below about Getting Paid to Surf the Web through Agloco.�

For more information please visit my blog DO YOU AGLOCO .I feature daily updates, news, referral advice, and track my own progress.�

�My blog...

What's Cute And Short?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:31:05 -0600

The What's Cute And Short? project is a modest attempt to spread perfectly formed and infectious smiles.

The main way that we do this is via our website www.WhatsCuteAndShort.Com which is a�video archive of cute and short jokes told by cute and s...