Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so fat; when she asked to ride a dolphin - they gave her a whale.
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Yo mama is so fat; every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Your mama's so fat; people jog around her for exercise.
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Yo mama so fat; she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
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Yo mama is so fat; she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo mama so fat; she fell in love and broke it.
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Your mama's so fat; she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so fat; she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mama is so fat; she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Yo mama so fat; she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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Your mama's so fat; she hula-hooped the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama so fat; she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Yo mama is so fat; she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Yo mama so fat; she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
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Your mama's so fat; she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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Yo mama so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo momma's so fat; when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Yo mama so fat; when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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Your momma is so fat; when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Yo mama is so fat; when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
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Yo mama so fat; when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
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Yo mama's so stupid; she thought Shirley Temple was a church!!!!
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Yo mama's so stupid; that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Yo mama's so stupid; she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo mama's so stupid; it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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Yo mama so stupid; when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
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Yo mama so stupid; she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Your mama so stupid; she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Your mama is so stupid; she asked you "What is the number for 911."
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Your momma is so stupid; she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama so stupid; she stole free bread.
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Yo mama's so stupid; when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Your mama so stupid; she got stabbed in a shootout.
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Your mama so stupid; she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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Yo mama's so stupid; she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Your mama's so stupid; she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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Yo mama's so stupid; she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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Your momma so stupid; she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
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Yo mama so stupid; she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Yo mama's so stupid; when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Yo mama so ugly; people go as her for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly; the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so ugly; when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so ugly; for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Your momma so ugly; they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Yo mama so ugly; I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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Yo' mama is so ugly; she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mama's so ugly; her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo' mama so ugly; that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo mama so ugly; she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so ugly; she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Your mama is so ugly; when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo' mama so ugly; even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo mama so ugly; that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama so ugly; when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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