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Casting Call For MTV's Yo Momma!!
- MTV Casting Call
- You think you got what it takes to become the next best trash talker? MTV is visiting Atlanta , Georgia doing a casting call for the next Yo Momma Season!!
MTV's Yo Momma
Yo Momma Airs Monday Thru Friday @ 6:00 P.M. EST
- Yo Momma- MTV Series
- About The Show-
Yo Momma is a no-holds-barred competition that pits toughest trash-talkers against one another. Each weekday, the best clowners are brought together to battle it out in front of a rowdy, live audience of their peers.
Each episode serves to resolve a territorial rivalry, each side of which is represented by a team of trash-talkers.
Wilmer sends out his co-hosts to organize two groups that represent each side of the rivalry to meet up at separate locations. - MTV- Casting Call
- Talkin' Trash With Wilmer Valderrama, Creator of MTV's 'Yo Momma and other shows such as Real World.
- Talkin' Trash With Wilmer Valderrama
- As the host and creator of MTV's new reality series "Yo Momma," a no-holds-barred competition that pits Southern California's toughest jokesters against one another, Mr. Valderrama has had to think a lot about such matters lately.
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How To Start a YouTube Yo-Momma Chain!!
This is an example of how to start a YouTube Yo Momma Chain!!! Invite someone to the group (youtube.com/group/youtubeyomomma) using a video like this "how to video" If they decline... Move on! Once started, It's an endless chain of Yo-Momma hilarity! This one is going out to Hakatox with a little love for NightRomer thrown in at the end!
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Top Ten Yo Momma Favorites
The All Time Yo Momma Favorites
- Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
- Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
- Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
- Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
- Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
- Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
- Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
- Yo Momma So Ugly I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."!
- Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Are you a good trash talker? Well, prove it.
Bring IT!
So, are you a good trash talker? Well, prove it...you know you want to...because yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
maddisser wrote
yo momma so dumb she failed a survey
Posted November 21, 2008
chris wrote
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE PUT A RULER BESIDE TO SEE HOW LONG SHE CAN SLEEP
Posted November 18, 2008
amy wrote
you mom is so fat she stud on the scales and it sed her mobile number
Posted November 18, 2008
tommib wrote
your momma so poor she does drive bys on a bus
Posted November 18, 2008
???unknown wrote
yo mommas so fat she becomes the center of te solar system
Posted October 25, 2008
Meth Coffee
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- tagged angel tagged angel Nov 28, 2008 @ 6:53 pm
- yo mommas so fat she can't even catch her breath
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- dis masta dis masta Nov 21, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
- your mom is so fat that the last time she show 8000 was on a scale
your mom is so fat when she wore a blue shirt every one said a sunami
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- paul paul Nov 18, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
- yo momma is so stupid she spend 1 hour looking at a juicebox because it said concentart
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- 9752 9752 Nov 12, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
- Yo mama so stupid she put a piece of paper on the t.v. and she thought she was watchin pay-per-view
Yo mama so fat and stupid when on a scale to check her weight she said hey its my phone number
Yo mama so fat her her belt size is the rings around saturn
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama so old when i told her to act her age, she died
yo mama so ugly when she was born her parents said "oops! that was and accident"
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- TK TK Aug 23, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
- your momma is so old her bith certificate is in roman numerals
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