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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

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Don't Mess With The Zohan, Adam Sandler Movie.

 

Movie reviews, discussion, and information for Adam Sandler's Zohan movie.

Zohan Movie Plot 

Zohan (Adam Sandler) wants to end his counter terrorist life and start fresh in America as a hair stylist. Tired of the fighting he fakes his death and runs away.

Zohan Movie Poster

Don't Mess With The Zohan movie preview. 

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan movie review. 

Well, if you're a big Adam Sandler fan this movie is a must see. Over the top and outrageous might be an understatement for this movie however, as it continually assaults the senses in every moment possible. To be short, it's just plain silly, all the way through. Sometimes the sillyness flows smoothly and at other times it's clearly forced, just to remain, in fact, silly.

To sum it up, it's a bit on the weird side, but has it's laugh out loud moments.

Zohan "Crotch humor" 

Throughout the movie you can't help but notice the overstuffed pants area Zohan sports. Indeed the camera shots actually force you to be subjected to this. It looks like he's stuffed two or three tube socks in his daisy dukes. Nasty.

On top of all that, Zohan loves the Disco, and repeatedly and most often funnily breaks out into disco dancing on the spur of the moment.

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Zohan's love Dalia. 

Emmanuelle Chriqui in Zohan.

One of the better decisions in this movie was to cast Emmanuelle Chriqui, she is absolutely the cutest thing ever. She plays Dalia, Zohan's crush.

They have a sort of Romeo and Juliet thing going on as star crossed lovers (Zohan is an Israeli, Dalia is Pakistinian)

In my opinion the movie was worth it just to be introduced to this beautiful actress.

Sexy Emmanuelle Chriqui Picture.

Emmanuelle Chriqui Photoshoot video. 

Great for to make the Bang boom.

GQ / Emmanuelle Chriqui / June 2008

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John Turturro as The Phantom. 

If you're an Adam Sandler fan, you've probably seen Anger Management, where Turturro plays a role of an Anger-Ally. Expect much of the same in this movie as Turturro plays the Phantom (Zohan's adversary).

Mariah Carey Guest Appearance. 

Honestly, I don't know if it was bad acting or bad writing, maybe both, but the part with Mariah Carey was just boring and unnecessary.

Zohan movie cast. 

List of actors in the Zohan movie.

  • Adam Sandler (Zohan)
  • John Turturro (The Phantom)
  • Emmanuelle Chriqui (Dalia)
  • Nick Swardson (Michael)
  • Lainie Kazan (Gail)
  • Ido Mosseri (Oori)
  • Rob Schneider (Salim)
  • Dave Matthews (James)
  • Michael Buffer (Walbridge)
  • Charlotte Rae (Mrs. Greenhouse)
  • Sayed Badreya (Hamdi)
  • Daoud Heidami (Nasi)
  • Kevin Nealon (Kevin)
  • Robert Smigel (Yosi)
  • Dina Doron (Zohan's Mother)
  • Shelley Berman (Zohan's Father)
  • Chris Rock (Taxi Driver)
  • Mariah Carey (Herself)

Zohan movie trivia. 

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I like it!

Chris says:

Funny in the beginning, but the crazyness is lost in the end.

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sucked

 
 
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