You Might Be a Squidneck If You..........
You might be a Squidneck... if you spend more time securing lenses than you spend publishing lenses.
You might be a Squidneck... if you wake up in the middle of the night to capture a lens.
You might be a Squidneck... if you own a domain name with Squid or Squidoo in the title.
You might be a Squidneck... if your "spouses" divorce attorney subpoenas Seth Godin. (If your in the middle of a divorce be sure you wait to secure that next top 100 Lens because somebody's going to get 1/2 or your 1/2 from Squidoo.)
Lets Face it if you are reading this your probably already a Squidneck so join in the fun.
My Nominations for the Biggest Squidneck.
"If you think your Lens is Sexy" Post it on The Plexo
You know you can't resist.
If you made my list I just like you, don't take it personally. Vote early and vote often.
Add your nominations, add yourself in true Squidneck fashion.
JaguarJulie
She's got it going, I tell ya!1 point
cooltattoos
How about a list of Squidtoos?1 point
Coachbriany
Yeah thats me. Shameless and ready for the Lens o more...1 point
MrLewisSmile
Squidcool himself. This guy is prolific but he ha more...1 point
An Aggrandizement Of Allan R. Wallace
I don't like labels, they are too convenient a way more...1 point
You Might Be A Squidneck Top 100 List?
Add to my list and vote on what really makes you a Squidneck!
You might be a Squidneck... if your computer experienced a "hard drive crash" and you find yourself STILL creating Squidoo lenses!
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You might be a Squidneck... if you dream of Seth Godin blogging about you.
1 point
You might be a Squidneck... if you consider Seth Godin to be the new Oprah.
1 point
You might be a Squidneck... if you shamelessly promote yourself on your lens.
1 point
You might be a Squidneck... if you spend more time securing lenses than you spend publishing lenses.
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You might be a Squidneck... if you wake up in the middle of the night to capture a lens.
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You might be a Squidneck... if you own a domain name with Squid or Squidoo in the title.
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You might be a Squidneck... if your "spouses" divorce attorney subpoenas Seth Godin. (If your in the middle of a divorce be sure you wait to secure that next top 100 Lens because somebody's going to get 1/2 or your 1/2 from Squidoo.)
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You might be a Squidneck... if you have used the word Plexo in a recent conversation.
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You might be a Squidneck... if your entire lens is dedicated to affiliate marketing.
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You might be a Squidneck... if you have a tattoo of a squid on your body.
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You might be a Squidneck... if you are adding to this Plexo and you can't stop.
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You Might be a squidneck if you can't add any unimproved lenses until you finish a few.
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I need a Squidneck Logo Contest
I am just a hack with PhotoShop so post your Squidneck Logos
There will be two winners. The one with the most votes by Ocotober 1st via the Plexo Deck and the second the Supreme Squidneck (me) will choose a favorite.
Each winner gets $10. I will pay you via PayPal. If this is against the law or Squidoo Laws then too bad, but yes I will take it down but I am sure the Squidoo powers that be will catch it and do it for me.
Winners will not be posted to the lens except via Plexo unless you give me written permission after the contest. I don't want to steal anybody's artwork. (I am a Squidneck but not that bad)
I may stick with this if it gets enough votes.
Shameless Squidneck Promotion....
You Can't Believe I am Actually Doing This!
- Running Tips and Inspirations
- My Running Tips and Inspirations Blog & Other Cool Things.
- Coachbriany Home
- My Website in Training a bit Squidneck but I have been off the net for a while and I need some time to spruce it up.
- Flying Pig Marathon Site
- Some Hometown Swine. It really is a great Marathon.
- Marathon Training Schedule
- A Thirty Day Challenge Special. It's in the works but in the end great content will prevail.
This this the Shot Heard Round the World. My big return to the internet and my first lens.
Someday somebody on the Antiques Road Show will say they bought this lens for 50 cents at a lens thrift shop and be disappointed its only worth a quarter.
Squidback
If you use Squid..... In anything you do your a Squidneck
I need some love. I am new to this Squidoo addiction and I need to hear from you. All I ever really wanted from life is an audience.
We all just want an audience....right?
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Joan4
lol I love it! I am a Squidneck for sure, and yes, would create lenses on paper if my computer crashed, so I would be "ready" when computer issues resolved! Hilarious! Loved it! Hooked on Squidoo and happy as a clam! Posted August 13, 2008 |
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coachbriany
sniffgoop, my squidneck lens has been dormant with traffic for some time. Its good to see some other squidnecks trolling the squidesphere. Posted May 24, 2008 |
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BFuniv.com
I may be over-qualified. I have both a plexography and a lensography - even though my lensmaster page lists all my lenses. Does this module make me look fat? Posted May 23, 2008 |
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hmsweaver
I'm totally addicted! Thanks for the fun lens! Posted November 23, 2007 |
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JaguarJulie
Yes, there is no doubt--you ask the hubby--I am either nutz or I am a true Squidneck! I didn't know what to call me until I saw your lens. Lots of fun. Thanks for including me. Posted September 04, 2007 |
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CyndiL
Stop while you still can!!!! LOL!! Posted September 03, 2007 |
