Zombie Apocalypse vs 2012 Mayan Calendar

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Zombie Apocalypse vs 2012 Mayan Calendar

With 2012 nearing closer, and bio-warfare threats growing more real, has it ever left you wondering which is more likely? The Zombie Apocalypse or 2012 Mayan Calendar Doomsday Scenarios? Well it sure has left me wondering. But to really make an informed decision we must first explore the bases for both the Zombie Apocalypse Scenario, as well as the 2012 Mayan Calendar Scenario. These are two very different theories indeed, while one is more rooted in science fiction, the other is rooted in culture and religion.

What exactly is "apocalypse"? Well According to Wikipedia, "An Apocalypse is a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception. The term also can refer to the eschatological final battle, the Armageddon, and the idea of an end of the world. These perceptions may better be related to the phrase apokalupsis eschaton, literally "revelation at the end of the æon, or age". In Christianity The Apocalypse of John is the Book of Revelation, the last book of the Bible. For the Mayans, some believe Apocalypse is the 13th b'ak'tun or the date 13.0.0.0.0. Today, the most widely accepted correlation of the end of the thirteenth b'ak'tun, with the Western calendar is December 21, 2012- or the hypothesized Apocalypse.

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Zombie Apocalypse vs 2012 Mayan Calendar

What do you think?

Which do you think is more likely? The Zombie Apocalypse Scenario or the 2012 Mayan Calendar Scenario?

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Zombie Apocalypse- and this is why:

Adam says:

It is very possible that a zombie apocalypse could happen maybe not this year maybe not next but I think it probably will happen and this is why theirs a lot of biological weapons and all that crap and I would rather have a fighting chance in a zombie apocalypse then nukes dropping down and blowing us all up and not being able to survive at all oh and the Mayen calendar ending crap is a load of BS they had to end it sometime so yea that's all I got to say

Victor says:

Come on. Admit it. You have plans. You think you could survive. Me and my friends have tons of plans, just for fun. Will it happen? Maybe. Who's to say we won't be stupid as humanity and destroy us all by looking for too much power? Is it fun to think about? Absolutely. Would it be fun to live through? No. But if you're prepared...

Lyndi says:

Zombie Apocalypse. I have plans for that.
and everyone has a better chance.

Ella11 says:

Zombie Apocalypse well allways wanted to use a gun and crap btw im a little girl im afraid but i know ill be the best little girl there and shoot the zombies head out ill have a pistel and a knife one for the dead eye one for a Quick death :D

AaronSquid says:

BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Poetryman says:

Zombies. All you need for that is bad juju and we have that in abundance.

Raymond Chua says:

When zombies dominated the world it means survival

salvatore says:

zombie apocalypse is near.folks

MrAxekick says:

No matter what survival of the fittest. When the infection begins yes I'll remove the infected off the face of my planet. But I may have mercy for those who believe in god. Im going to chop off two digits off each appendage of a Christian. If I encounter one. But all Christians are pussies and fat so hopefully I won't run into them.

andrew says:

that the zombies will come and that we need to gear up and get some weapons so get ready cause i know i am

Bs says:

ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIE! 1 they rule, 2 i know so much about them i could kill them easily, and 3 its way more likley to happen than the world ending because its a virus:L

BBoy Slinky says:

I've played enough of the 1st Resident Evil Series 1-3 to know how to survive one! Salt Lake City is creepy like raccoon, I live right next door to a huge clock tower and I'm sure the mayor has set up all sorts of puzzles and keys scattered all over the city! plus the mormon church is like the Umbrella Corporation! I'm growing green herbs as we speak and practicing my knife slashing! with only 6 slots left i have plenty of space in my Item Box and ill be set.. T-Virus... JUST BRING IT!

sid hen says:

zombie apocalpse coul happen. Its not really the dead, its a virus.

Greg says:

Okay the "Mayans" theory is dumb! People who beileve
In them are pretty much calling them "god" in the bible
It said no man will no when the world end!
Yes our government could try to kill most of us because
We are over populated its Obviouse they bought over 500,000,000
Coffins! But its not the end of the world. The world could end in an hour, noone knows! So please shut up about zombies too! I mean really how old are yall?! The only time the dead will actually rise is the rapture wich is in the bible! Thanks(;

Ginger kid says:

2012 what might happen is the worldgoes into a state of destruction and one of those destructions could be an infection that causes reanimation like in "The Walking Dead" the doctor said this is our extinction period this is how we die out. yes scientist have said a massive earthquake or tsunami or hurricane will kill us but other goverments could be creating a virus or infection that kill a person and through an openning in the body it can kill you then reanimate you

Susan Hamlet says:

I think a Zombie Pandemic is more likely, WHY, What better way for World Government to instill Martial Law, and to get rid of half the worlds populas which will help NWO, to be brought about. Why do u think they've got FEMA Camps n Coffins set to go in the USA n who knows where else.

walshy says:

zombie apocalypse.... it has happened before in 1892, in egypt... and starting in 2008, their are 3 seals that will lead to it, seal one:usa financally falling... seal2: the fall of usa seal3: WWIII, the virus has been re-engeneered and iff it gets out we will needa fight for our lives..

durham says:

Zombie Apocalypse because at least I have a better chance!

Juggalo says:

Its December 21, 2012

Bri says:

I'm desperately hoping for zombies, on December 12, 2012. I'M READY, COME AT ME, BRO.

Mayan Calendar- and this why:

zack says:

i dont beilve in any thing that involves the end of the world ok. so STOP beliving will be soon,cause it wont happen any time soon

Tolovaj says:

Don't believe in apocalypse, but believe in Mayans!

Horace Amadeus says:

what the fuck! None of them! All of them is just a
bullshit!

chaos says:

nibiru its coming

illuminatikiller says:

a zombie apocalypse on the 21st december?

steffanie says:

I want it to be a zombie apocalypse, but....

empathzone says:

actually I found four possible scenarios, and funny enough they don´t exclude each other. Interesting times ahead, no doubt about it. Thanks for the laugh!!

Tipi says:

Neither on is all that appealing to me, but will go with Mayan.

KANEsUgAr says:

well the earth truning on its axes, changing the weather, and causing world wide issues. has happened. um so yea its much more likely.

michelle says:

u people are idiots! zombies really!

likeiwould tellyou says:

zomies are fake and they are made up monsters like frankenstien or a vampire 2012 is more probable

leek_sprinkles says:

Tie between both. Mayan Calendar perhaps marking the start of the Zombie Apocalypse? I'd go more with the Mayan Calendar though, as it's far more specific and well thought out. Anyone can predict zombie apocalypses, but the Mayans at least had a precise date for it all to happen.

bubbles says:

I say the end of the world bc that fucking stupid ass zombie shit is not real and i do not give a fuck what people say its gay as fuck oh im so scared that one day a walking dead person could happen haha give me a damm break zombies is fucking bull shit but the end of the world is possible i am a real christian and i am just waiting for the day that i can go to heaven tha is my thought and if u guys anyone i do not give a fuck who u are i do not care i speaked my mind now bye

mainiandevil says:

Mayan Calendar Scenario and i think myans exist still and we dont know it, because they knew shit we did not and they mite of left earth sum how and now we are stuck hea to die

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They are not the only civilization to throw around the date of 2012 being the end of the world. Check out my blog for more info -> Nibiru

cholo says:

i thenk that the world would never end becouse it would be to like early so it can hapen it can hapen like today or tomorow we never no the world ends for evryone evry day

BITCH says:

BOTH I THINK

mcochs says:

would probably say the Mayan Calendar Scenario

JaguarJulie says:

Hmmm ... Mayan!

lars says:

I'm hoping for zombies but the calender is probly what's going to happin for the world has grown old. Its almost time for this cell to pass on to another existance. As the cells in our own bodies do.

 
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2012...Just a Coincidence?

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The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Painted by Albrecht DurerIn the mid-1990s, John Major Jenkins asserted that the ancient Maya intended to tie the end of their calendar to the winter solstice in 2012, which falls on December 21. This date was in line with an idea he terms the galactic alignment.

In the Solar System, the planets and the Sun share roughly the same plane of orbit, known as the plane of the ecliptic. From our perspective on Earth, the ecliptic is the path taken by the Sun across the sky over the course of the year. The 12 constellations which line the ecliptic are known as the zodiac and, through the year, the Sun passes through each constellation in turn. Additionally, over time, the Sun's annual passage appears to recede counterclockwise by one degree every 72 years. This movement is attributed to a slight wobble in the Earth's axis as it spins.

As a result, approximately every 2160 years, the constellation visible on the early morning of the spring equinox changes. In Western astrological traditions, this signals the end of one astrological age (currently the Age of Pisces) and the beginning of another (Age of Aquarius).

Jenkins suggests that the Maya based their calendar on observations of the Great Rift, a band of dark dust clouds in the Milky Way, which the Maya called the Xibalba be or "Black Road." Jenkins claims that the Maya were aware of where the ecliptic intersected the Black Road and gave this position in the sky a special significance in their cosmology. According to the hypothesis, the Sun precisely aligns with this intersection point at the winter solstice of 2012.

Jenkins claimed that the classical Mayans anticipated this conjunction and celebrated it as the harbinger of a profound spiritual transition for mankind. New Age proponents of the galactic alignment hypothesis argue that, just as astrology uses the positions of stars and planets to make claims of future events, the Mayans plotted their calendars with the objective of preparing for significant world events. Jenkins attributes the insights of ancient Maya shamans about the galactic center to their use of psilocybin mushrooms, psychoactive toads, and other psychedelics. Jenkins also associates the Xibalba be with a "world tree", drawing on studies of contemporary (not ancient) Maya cosmology.

Some Maya scholars, such as Barbara MacLeod, Michael Grofe, Eva Hunt, Gordon Brotherston, and Anthony Aveni, have suggested that some Mayan holy dates were timed to precessional cycles, but scholarly opinion on the subject remains divided. There is also little evidence, archaeological or historical, that the Maya placed any importance on solstices or equinoxes. It is possible that early Mesoamericans had an emphasis on solstices which was later forgotten, but this is also a disputed issue among Mayanists.

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Zombie Apocalypse - Is it Even Possible?

zombies It sure is in the Movies!. There are a few different Zombie scenarios that people believe as well. Lets explore our Zombie options.

The zombie apocalypse is a particular scenario of apocalyptic fiction that customarily has a science fiction and horror rationale. In a zombie apocalypse, the widespread rise of zombies engages in a general assault on civilization. In some mythologies, victims of zombies may become zombies themselves if they are bitten by zombies; in others, everyone who dies, whatever the cause, becomes one of the un-dead.

In either scenario, this causes the outbreak to become an exponentially growing crisis: the spreading "zombie plague" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of all civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness. The day that the zombie apocalypse begins is sometimes known, by analogy with military operations such as D-Day, as Z-Day.

I pose the thought that with all the advanced technologies and chemical warfare, that the zombie virus already exists and it is only a matter of time before it is unleashed onto the general public.



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